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daftmooncretin · 5 months

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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

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artkaninchenbau · 3 months

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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disteal · 9 months

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I hate gay people so much. I haven’t been able to hear an imagine dragons song on the radio or in a shop without my brain just IMMEDIATELY being flooded with ‘Okay im imagining his dragon’. People think i just rly hate imagine dragons with the way my face reacts but i don’t im literally fighting such a personal battle against saying something fruity abt mr dragons out of nowhere because the shit gay people say online is so funny

#vent #drafted in pieces over an hour after hearing radioactive on the aux #dis.txt #y’all are being so ridiculous in the comments #i saw someone say ‘you’d really go for a man with thin ankles? no thanks.’#there’s like a dozen men who look like this on the front page of seancody #like i KNOW you femcel ass tumblrinas are not this picky

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notherpuppet · 2 months

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Ball is (after)life *badum tsk* 🥁

#they are the ballers in the hotel in my opinion #also it just didn’t look right when alastor didn’t have his monocle #and his ass would play ball with a monocle like let’s be for real please #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #Vaggie #Lucifer #husk #my doods

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raptorrobot · 5 months

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...like antennas to heaven

link to the full image

#ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill earthmover #creations of raptor #tumblr compression made the raw file of the whole comic look like ass so i had to meticulously split it into multiple images #the little gaps are mildly annoying but i promise it is better than seeing this in like 140p #the full image is linked though if you wanna experience it as fully intended #anyways #this is the most insane project i've done in a while #the book in 7-4 man . it just Hit #you were beautiful .#perfect closure .#the pages of the book are blank .#THE PAGES OF THE BOOK ARE BLANK .

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heckoffmate · 2 months

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Time traveller: *moves a chair*

Timeline:

#my art #fan art #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #princess cadance #shining armor #the bride and the ugly ass groom #the ugly ass bride and the groom #their dynamic is the same but they just look like this #shining is still like 'MY WIFE IS SO GORGEOUS!!💖💕'

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cemeterything · 7 months

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some of my favorite decapitation scar designs

#🐉#decapitation #'this looks like ass' you will sit down and eat my mspaint concoctions

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pigswithwings · 9 months

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Show some love! [Based on this post]

#pig does art #I TOLD YOU I WOULD TRY FACTORY POMO AGAIN. AND I DID! LET'S GET IT #ummm what else #objectum #tech art #computer art #haha hey girl (blushing)(clearly looking at a pc)#this is supposed to emulate like. idk like some sort of 80s advertisement . they always have huge ass tect with wacky phrases #and a picture of a pc on there . its so cool i love looking at design. anyways here it is my beautiful attempt at art again #biggest hits #objectum art

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adiodont · 1 year

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”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)

#adioart #17776 #17776 nine #17776 ten #17776 football #what football will look like in the future #pioneer 9 #pioneer 10 #siblings #goddddd this kills me every fucking time #the future of college football #possible eyestrain #but GOD I am proud of that starfield #i woulda kicked ass working for George Lucas in the eighties istg #10k

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ispyspookymansion · 7 months

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before you reply or add a rb comment to a tumblr post, ask yourself, is it DOPE?

D- DIRECTED AT OP: is it replying to OP, the only person who will be notified of what you say other than the immediate prev rb, or is it to someone else way back in the rb chain? if so, dont fucking say it oh god you are talking to the wrong person

O - ORIGINAL: has it been said in the notes already? repeatedly? take a look. for the love of god

P - PERSONAL (OVERLY): dont be fucking weird. again. op is a person on the other end who is gonna see this.

E - EVEN REMOTELY NECESSARY: will anyone give a shit. Do you need to say this. could this be a tag. OR could this be a new post separated from the one youre looking at. could this stay a thought in your beautiful mind.

#i dont know WHY my random ass posts get notes but this site is so annoying #and you might say kora just dont look at your activity then….but i like seeing what my mutuals have to say #kora.txt

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splatloafbud · 3 months

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acht.... why are u like this,,, i wanna put them in a salad spinner

#side order spoilers #side order #dedf1sh #acht splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon fanart #loafbud #fanart #i knew an acht face reveal was coming #but bruh... i aint think they was gonna be ADORABLE /pos #like... cute omgg #i thought they was gonna look all mysterious n shit #like.... imagine a cute cat but its wearing oversized spiky ass boots and a spiky collar

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karoochui · 5 months

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I am admittedly not the most massive fan of human DCA cuz i think some characters aren't human for good reason BUT. i had ideas. So

#i feel lile them as people doesnt really capture their energy #But they're cute or whatever #they are FREAKS to me #they get to be awkward and clammy and kinda creepy if you look too hard #Suns ass looks like hes abt to go search for atlantis or whatever #spreading my brown eyed sun agenda sorry #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #sundrop #fnaf moon #moondrop #moon x reader #sun x reader #dca x reader #mikas stuff #human au

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zillychu · 1 month

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i have entirely too many people enabling me to stop at this point

#danny phantom #mlp #everlasting trio #wes weston #dont come for my ass i have no idea what horse anatomy is #zilly art #wes is angry something got a lot harder to prove once phantom became an alicorn #but a friend said he looked mad phantom was so pretty and i was like u know what. ur so right that's also true #he's already tall enough to smash his face into doorframes but then that goddamn horn #sorry i cant decide if phantom should have that little nose spot. decide for me

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bacchuschucklefuck · 14 days

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soon it'll be dawn again

transcript under the cut ⏬

page 01

Fig: no way? - you're still up?

Riz: Wh– yes?

Riz: Why'd I not be.

page 02

Fig: I me~~ean - that took.

Fig: whole day.

Riz: Yeah?

Fig: 'm beat.

Riz: you should sleep.

page 03

Fig: nah. my guy's still up

Fig: I wanna hang out.

page 04

Riz: That's really nice.

Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.

Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.

page 05

Fig: yeah, but you do it…

Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.

Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.

page 06

Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.

Riz: … - mm.

page 07

Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.

Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.

page 08

Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.

Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now…

page 09

Fig: Hey.

Riz: ?

Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.

page 10

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)

Fig: o yea.

Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.

page 11

Fig: here u go

page 12

Riz: uh

Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.

Fig: I'll show u

page 13

Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try

Riz: uh - What. do I carve?

Fig: anything!!!

page 14

Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?

Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?

Fig: haha - watch this.

(sound effect text): FWOO—MP

page 15

Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???

Fig: Now it's fired!

Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE