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getscaredhellyeah · 1 year

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what do y’all want from this blog and please be honest

#get scared is dead so im not too sure what to post anymore #and im running out of shitposts to make #like should i shut it down again and hope for the best #like i don’t think y’all wanna hear me ramble about miw and etf here #i know that this blog is our cute little hangout spot but how long before it dies and we’re all bored since the nostalgia is dead #that’s stupidly deep and corny i’m sorry #text post #housekeeping #mod flower

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jestroer · 8 months

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Two whole hours of Etho's Decked out runs in his latest video, is this what heaven feels like

#Im crazy about decked out as a whole but Ethos runs still make me more insane #i watched his eps with his decked out 1 runs like so many times #and now THISSSSSS #I CANT EVEN CATCH UP WITH EVERYTHING ITS RUINING MY LIFE #but im loving it #ethoslab #hermitcraft #shitpost

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neatokeanosocks · 16 days

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I'm constantly wondering when to set my queued posts.

I've got an art account that i sometimes log onto and queue stuff for, but it doesn't get anywhere near as much engagement as this account does! I was wondering if changing the queue time could help that.

Sorry I don't have a "see results" option! it only lets me have 12 buttons. I'll reblog the poll when it's finished, but if you can't wait to see the current results, please pick a random one to limit artificial data skewing!

also please reblog for a bigger sample size. please please please, this survey is already flawed, at least give me a big sample size so i can get an answer

#i've got followers across multiple timezones so this data might not turn out to be useful #and i cant even answer this question myself... i'm an endless website scroller... the posts that i look at can be days old!#maybe a more conductive experiment would be reposting a piece of art every hour and seeing how it does...#but if i want it to be a GOOD experiment i'd have to run it a lot just to make sure my data's good!#and im gonna be honest that might make me lose followers on my art blog #maybe i could pass it off as some kidna 'regular reminder to change your sitting position' meme or whatever...#shitpost #artists on tumblr #polls #art #digital art

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sweetmctart · 11 months

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do u think that when ppl in big deal (jason, brad, lineman, lua, etc) get mad at jake they steal his dentures

like they jus snatch them n the entire day jake keeps his mouth shut bc he’s embarrassed until he apologizes

#lookism #big deal #shitpost #u gotta hear me out guys please #jerry fights them to the death to take back jakes dentures #i be giggling at my own ideas help m #the rest of big deal are either on the sidelines to avoid jerry or theyre helping the 4 run around n escape #sinu tries to make jake laugh or talk during this #try not to laugh challenge w/ sinu (ft. jake kim) [REAL NOT CLICKBAIT]#jake: im thorry……………#GAHGAAUSUAA #I WANNA DRAW RHIS WHEN I GET HOME

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ragingtwilight · 2 years

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alt ending in Solar Lunacy chap 2 where instead of faceplanting sun lands on u and u fukcing die

#lol #this isnt a rly serious post im just running dry on fnaf fanart #prob gonna be posting some old iz stuff or ocs soon until i make some more #i didnt write solary lunacy!!! Bamsara did!! its their work not mine!#i just thought itd be funny if sun made a pancake out of y/n LMAO #my art #my art: fnaf sb #my art: fnaf #my art: shitpost #fnaf sundrop #fnaf moon #comic #fnaf fanart #daycare attendant #solar lunacy?#burh #pov you fuckin die bro #imagine the last thing u see being suns face squishing u

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milkbreadtoast · 1 year

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lameass werewolf boyfriend <3 (said with utmost affection)

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pekabloooop · 9 months

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what should i put up here

#milgram #mu kusunoki #amane momose #mikoto kayano #fuuta kajiyama #kotoko yuzuriha #this again #im running out of things to put at the top #i cant wait for amane's music video #my dumass thought it was coming out in october #why did my brain think that 8 ment october #i would still be cool for another persons music video to come out on halloween #idk #im not shure if ill make another one of these before her vid comes out #knowing me prob not #pekabloooop makes dum s*it #it is my goal to make everyone who sees this to take a doble take at the thumbnail of the purge march whenever they look at it #because they expect to he mouth to be up more for they saw it in a shitpost

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flamboyant-king · 7 months

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You know me. I like barely ever show any NOT SAFE FOR WORK drawings on here. So instead, I'm sharing drawings of my face AS I was drawing each NOT SAFE FOR WORK thing.

And the subject is right there, smack dab in the middle. Being tormented by the sins of the egg. (I drew him really cute but I can't share the rest.)

ALSO, I'd like to state that it's not corngraphic except like two maybe, it's more so like violent. We are all just having fun beating this guy up. Like, step right up and stomp on his face type shih. I never ever ever draw violent stuff, unless it's lewling related, so this is like cathartic.

This uhh feeling will fade after Halloween hopefully and we'll go back to our regularly scheduled wholesomeness and cammypus.

#i looked in a mirror 20 feet away as reference because im like NYAHAHA WHAT EVILS HAVE I COMMITED #and i see my own smug face in the mirror like 'yes this will get me hunted down'#sketches #i do comedy slapstick violence but ya know doing more darker jokes and adult humor feels nice like im not censoring myself #i mean i still am by not showing you guys a lot of the bloody or even H O RN Y stuff but ya cant expose everything #like for those of yall who have followed me for years id say were all legal here for more than my usual 13+ content #i just want ro be appealing to a broader audience IN CASE i ever did make it somewhere but haha its been what #8 years since i started this blog. any credit i had died off with teeny taku fhjdjsksajsk #ive got no image to uphold. i have nothing im trying to promote anymore. i do but ive lost the plot ya know #im just having fun and im glad you guys are just ...letting me? like i looked at my old stuff #with the cookies the pokemans the fehs the ocs. and yall just let me go freaking wild and thought #yeah ill give that a like. bless yalls hearts. bless ya souls. ive got thousands of posts on here and yall just let me run wild #and thank you for that. ya never pit pressure on me. kts me outting pressure on myself.#i do wish there were folks that did look forward to some actual tangible content instead of me shitposting with no cohesiveness #but thats just hard with adhd. and try as i might with medications and alarms and deadlines and what have you. its just. difficult #like even the tags here are derailing. but i hope that alongside me just having fun doing my thing. i hope i can get on course #where there is a clear line to follow in my life but i dont lose sight of it as i trail off #but for now. im just drawing experimenting and straight up goofing around. have fun you guys #i may not show you everything but just know im having fun too.

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guinevereslancelot · 3 months

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getting spam ads for online jobs....its that bad out here

#pic of a guy with money shooting out of his laptop labeled part time jobs!!!#pic of a happy smiling mom with her baby labeled remote jobs!!!!#i dont need to make a million dollars part time but its sad that the ability to be working from home is to hard to find #its so in demand but everyone wants to force workers back into the office even tho it's proven less productive then cry abt a labor shortage #bc they seriously think miserable employees must be better somehow despite all the evidence to the contrary #there's so much competition for wfh jobs except for the awful ones unfortunately i have given up looking for now #someday i will run a home business and be my own boss but rn i just need steady work that doesn't make me want to die #but im extremely limited in where i can commute to as a new driver with poor vision and anxiety in a rural area w no public transportation #anyway getting scam ads for employment......its that bad #i cant believe employers want to boo hoo pretend online work is impossible when its been known for like twenty years that its better #then got proven en masse during lockdowns #🤡#this has been a shitpost

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sparring-spirals · 2 years

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absolutely amped to see my dear Bellion Hellions again. happy thursday!!! keeping my fingers crossed for yet another completely unnecessary haunting :'D

#truly the most gaslight gatekeep girlbosses of crews. ive missed them.#its also been a Horrendously Long Fucking Week for more reasons than one so if anything i say doesnt make sense #yknow. dont be a dick about it or whatever. im tryin. 😔✌️#critical role #c3e25 #bell’s hells #shitpost #cr liveblogging #i might bail out halfway if i run out of steam. we'll see.#im also still a little in calamity mode so this will be interesting

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feral-ass-raccoon · 1 month

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hearrrrr me out. among us x lethal company crossover

#raccoon's thoughts #fucking shitpost but hEAR ME OUT OKAY #both are: set in space. involve spacesuits. uhhhh idk honestly i think thats it #but like- lethal company crew unintentionally having an alien being get into their ship via the supply runs #which turns to the among us plot in which they frantically try to get it OUT #im just saying okay. crack and angst and maybe some fluff bc this crew is gonna be TRAUMATIZED by the end of it.#guys idk im just fucking bored #anyways #i might. i might make this #maybe.

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decontextualised-science · 3 months

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i like words

most things on this blog are excerpts from scientific papers that i found amusing or interesting, particularly when taken out of context.

links to open-access copies will be given when possible, but sometimes i'll be quoting from pre-prints or even pre-review papers that aren't public access yet.

also probably won't directly link to a source if I'm just cropping something embarrassing out of its necessary context in an otherwise-good paper that doesn't need the scrutiny.

if you want to send me stuff to look at, go for it - but if it's something bizarre or weird, it might be better suited to @wtf-scientific-papers

#“i only read a hundred thousand words of scientific research a week so im not sure i can rightfully run a funny sci-paper blog”#<- a real sentence i thought to myself before realising how abnormal it was and just making the sideblog jfc #there's a lot of science out there and its poggers #fuelled by autism but not the kind where i retain useful information its the kind where i input valid science papers and output shitposts

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deoraii · 6 months

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I keep forgetting to make this post

so ive changed some things up a while ago on how i use my blogs so basically this one is the "personal" one where i talk and reblog a lot

the other aka @panecitoconejo is the art account where i talk and post art

i will reblog my art here as well under the #my art tag

#forgor.... also might chaange the url for this blog as well so watch out #for that when i get around to making the True Pinned post that is also a navigation post because apparently theres no nav bar on the #mobile app and that is very inconvenient and bad design #this is why i used the webbed site mobile through browsers. cause you can see the thing the nav bar #not even sure if thats what its called #anyways i remembered to make this post because im bout to post something silly on my art blog #a shitpost even. yeah i know after 100 years i come back with something silly and then go hibernate #vroomtext #im just vibin while college kind of runs me over #anyways thabks for reading #'so i changed things up about my blog' says the guy who changed a lot of things about their blog

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internet-cheesecake · 1 month

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you guys know what would be really funny ?

being able to use tarot cards in toww battle.

anyways, i come bearing a shitpost (?) that kinda doesn't make sense if you stare at it too long

(B)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CARDS IN THE GAME IT'S SO FUNNY TO JUST 🤸 INTO ENEMIES LOLOLOL

disclaimer !!!!!

yes yes i know aym and baal are dead atp, i just thought it'd be funny if they were there and just like 'damn. ya know what ? he can deal with that.' and just watched and made bets or something. it's horrendously out of character but like honestly im running on like 4 hours of sleep here and nothing needs to make sense.

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desmorotu · 3 months

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things that my partner has said that are very guy coded:

okay ik Guy is a walking shitpost so basically anything mildly unhinged is technically him, but these are things i genuinely think may have come out of that man’s mouth at some point or another. inspired by the “David but not Shaw David” blogger and also the blogger whose partner has a resemblance to Asher :3 i cannot find your users, i am terribly sorry :(

(also me and this person are no longer together LOL)

- “morning wood? more like mourning the wood that we lose in deforestation because damn that’s a real issue.”

- “i’m quite the slut.”

- “this is what you get for reminding me that you don’t love me enough for ass pics” (/j ofc)

- “i conquered the eepyness and managed to get my sexy butt into the shower”

- “hey now, can’t a guy tell his partner he loves them??”

- “if i got you sick, i’m sorry. if you got me sick, how fucking dare you.”

- [sent him a photo of me intentionally rubbing my mascara away] “gonna be my face after my mascara runs from our super rough sex”

- “call me the capital of Thailand the way i love to Bangkok” (<— this one still gets me 💀)

- [fem!honey] “i mean i do think about your boobs 🫡” … “but i’m not just sitting there like ‘[honey’s] boobs :>’ all the time”

- “frick off unholy thoughts”

- [sends and extensive, overly long paragraph expressing my love] his response: “👍…NO IM KIDDING. i love you too :).”

- [in reference to a tiktok talking about hitting the “save chat” on snapchat for every photo someone sends] “i have no shame. you get saved in chat.”

- “i’m like giggling because i’m gonna see you tomorrow”

- [playing minecraft together] [he grabs a stick]

“i have a stick :D”

me: “what’s it for?”

“lay down and you’ll find out 😏”

these make me giggle so i hope they also make you giggle

k bye 💟

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted asher #it is also kinda asher coded so here he goes #redacted guy #redacted honey #headcanon

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pekabloooop · 11 months

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this but with side characters/merderies

#milgram #do these pepole have names #im not shure #im running out of ideas help #there limates things to work with when your just shitposting #by editing mouths higher on pepoles faces #i might try doing this with other fandoms #but idk #i will still do milgram suff thogh #cant spell #pekabloooop makes dum s*it #edit: thank you futa-kajiyama-malewife for giving me mu's victims name #her name is rei #im not shure if the others have names thogh #but i will look for them #rei milgram

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