Christ I wish I had been given a better heads-up abt what iud insertion entailed. If you have bad cramps on periods, know that they like. Grab Your Cervix which, for me, Induced the worst cramps of my entire whole life even on painkillers and weed gummy, and continued for a day

might make a more dramatic sketch of him losing a legion arm but for now have this

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What was your first position when you started working in the mayor's office? not as mayor but as a recent graduate

If your blood does not move through your veins like that of a human, how do your wounds heal? Magic?

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oh shit also I forgot once they were trying to get a blood sample out of me and they tried both arms and hands and no dice (because I have ain't got no blood disease) so they stuck the needle in the top of my foot

and friends

don't let them do that

that's a tip from me

alskdjfjfhfajfkgj I’m sick of waking up with even the slightest tum upset and then getting all anxious and paranoid

you guys don't know how much I'm restraining myself on a daily basis from sending flirty messages to my mutuals i know love blood and want to be violent but have no outlet for it

update:

I took the last couple of days off because my mom is gonna be very briefly visiting and I was going to clean. So far have done exactly zero cleaning because I keep either oversleeping to an insane degree (like, sleeping for 16 hours straight) or else waking up in the morning but feeling so sick that I get nothing done regardless because I'm too busy trying not to puke. And now I have like 1 day to get the place as clean as possible and I still feel unbelievably sick.

What tattoo would you want to get next and where?

I think I wanna get a strawberry shortcake next!!!! On my arm, tho,,,, Jesus Christ I was NOT prepared for how much it hurts to get my thicker scars tattooed over 😭 my chest tattoo felt like nothing even tho ppl said it would hurt but my L & Light tattoos were SO PAINFUL

The most comforting thing about the end of both layla and mercedes lives is how even on the brink of death and clearly feeling like shit they were still both 100% themselves

Layla was still food driven as hell and despite having just spent 15 minutes puking up her breakfast she still tried to eat a dead mouse she found in the yard

And mercedes, despite being on a sedative to help her relax, was still growling at the vet for DARING to jab her in the leg with a needle. Grumpy and complaining til the very end.

Anyway heres the only video I have of both of them playing together. No sound cuz I originally had music on it but it got copyright claimed. And the lighting sucks cuz it was a fall afternoon and I was recording it on a Samsung impression

But they would play like that a lot when they were younger. Mercedes wouldve been about 10 here and layla would've been 5

everyone after hearing I wanted my first tattoo on my inner wrist: OH my GOD! That's gonna hurt so bad! Are you sure?

Actually getting the tattoo: I almost fell asleep in the chair cause I was that relaxed

Edit: here's the tattoo BTW

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anyone else immune to ibuprofen

infinitely jealous of people who are easy to draw blood from

collecting the laundry list of brick's career injuries for personal reference but putting them under a cut so as not to traumatize random onlookers 👍