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keyblack · 1 year

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OC DUMP OC DUMP OC DUMP

#dnd #high fantasy #Wesker Sloane #Cyril Edwards #Princess Seraphina #Mary McReady #yes I removed Sloane's prosthetics #we'll see if I feel like adding 'em back #I spent 6 hours tonight chatting with my buds and attempting to get to a point where I was comfortable drawing cringe #and have failed spectacularly #but I will be aiming specifically to increase the cringe as I draw more of this so stay tuned and hopefully I can manage it #myart #ocs

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proxycrit · 4 months

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(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

#mlp #based off my mlp redesigns (no i will not be taking criticism)#mlp redesign #fluttershy is now a giant jacked carnivorous shire horse with anxiety #rarity is a trans queen and she’s carrying the plot on her back #applejack’s been bequeethed the oldest child syndrome after the traumatic death of her parents and learned to do taxes at the tender age of #13?? how do horses age #and rainbow dash is both loved and reviled by her pegasi foundry because she has ‘too much gryphon in her’#(but she FAST AS FUC BOI.)#anyways pinky’s my favorite. we don’t know whats up with pinky but she smiles a lot and the world distorts around her at exactly 1014 am.#twilight is celestia’s favored pupil prophet and is trying her best to figure out what the hell is up with pinkie and failing spectacularly #twilight also hatched a dragon from an inert stone and people have opinions about that #mostly ‘what are you feeding her’#(holds rarity and applejack) i think they’re neat together #they bond over growing up too quickly and have a vi-caitlynn thing goin on #(squints) didnt draw the cute mark crusaders but they’d be like. the batmen of the town. and it was fun and games until twilight heard #and gave them ACTUAL weapons #rarity #applejack #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #pinkie pie #spike the dragon #I FORGOT SPIKE #spike’s a stone dragon that hatched from a stone egg. he is not meant to exist. he’s an elderitch horror and a baby boy and we love #and cherish his adorable little face #art #critdraws #Rest your Weary Hooves in our New Found Home

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morgancrystal · 5 months

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Monster Slayers Part I - Turin

#turin turambar #the children of hurin #tw: suidice #tw: death #silmarillion #silmarilion fanart #for some reason it didn't dawn on me until 20 hours into this that i'd have to put a trigger warning #this was supposed to be a rather victorious uplifting series and I have failed Turin spectacularly

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 10 months

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Tf2 into the Tintin verse

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#tf2 #team fortress two #my art #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tintin #made medic a little too pale whoop dee doo #tried to imitate tintin's art style and failed spectacularly :)#tf2 spydad #i have the tintin movie on CD at home #most europeans probably knows tintin- he's a classic i saw him everywhere when I was a kid #also Lucky Luke- but didn't see him as much

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brucewaynehater101 · 2 months

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AU: Dick When Bruce "Dies."

When Tim comes to Dick with his evidence (it's literally just a family portrait) of Bruce being alive, Dick pauses. He's a detective as well. He knows that unless the Waynes committed a lot of in-breeding, it's impossible for a late late late family member of Bruce's to have both the Kane and Wanye genetic traits. It's not possible for someone to look so such like Bruce.

Unfortunately, this would mean that Tim is right.

Dick glances up at Tim and plasters on a sympathetic and concerned smile. "Tim... I understand that losing Bruce is hard, especially with all of the lo-"

"You don't believe me." Tim's voice is filled with betrayal, disappointment, and incredulity.

Dick winces as his gaze drifts away. "I'm sorry."

And Dick is. He knows that the lack of support will hurt his younger brother. He knows he's betraying Tim's trust. He knows what this will do to Tim and to their relationship. Dick watches as Tim's barriers get thrown down, and his face loses all tells. He watches his younger brother put emotional distance between them as a form of protection. He watches the immediate damage and knows that, if he fixed it now, they may return to normal. He knows the consequences of his next words.

"There's a grief counselor in Metropolis-"

"You want to-" Tim cuts himself off as he stares at the older man in shock. "You think I'm crazy."

"No! Tim. I think you're going through a rough time right now and yo-"

Tim's laugh is sharp, and his eyes, the only tell the younger one has left, are full of pain. "I see."

"Tim, I-"

"No," Tim shakes his head. A bitter smile is flashed before his face melts into impassiveness. "It's okay, Dick. I understand."

Dick doesn't think the teen does. If Tim truly did understand, he wouldn't react this way. If Tim knew why he was being rejected, the teen would do what Dick is trying to prevent him from doing.

Instead, Dick is a silent observer to Tim becoming more withdrawn. Dick reaches out to the Justice League and expresses his concern for Tim (while implying that Tim's theories are from a mental breakdown). Dick takes Robin away from Tim and cuts out any support the young man might receive. He knows it will hurt Tim. He knows it is currently hurting him.

Dick still does it.

When Tim returns to Gotham with evidence of Bruce's presence in the timestream, Dick grieves. All of his effort, all the pain he put them both through, it was all for naught.

#dc comics #dc universe #tim drake #dick grayson #dick is trying to protect his siblings from bruce in this one and fails spectacularly #dick just fuels tim's spite and gives him severe trust issues instead #dick still ends up having to deal with bruce #add on the angst of everything bruce ends up doing once he returns :)#add on the unjustified feelings of anger dick feels towards tim cause he brought bruce back #dick just hates himself though

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pretentiouswreckingball · 3 months

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I need pathetic Regulus so bad you guys, I want him pining after James, writing in his silly little diary how good he looks today, I want him daydreaming about their wedding and drawing hearts at the margins of his notebooks with Regulus Arcturus Potter over and over again

#do you see my vision? I know Regulus can be portrait as this cold distant guy who lets nothing show in his face but I’m #i want regulus being so obvious about his devotion. I want him to salivate at the sigh of James and be after him like a sick puppy #i want him to try to play it cool and fail spectacularly #basically just Regulus having and embarrassing big-ass crush on his brother’s best friend #who in my mind is also Regulus’ in some degree #and then i want James being a bit oblivious about it until one day the light catches Regulus in a certain way and…. that’s all it takes.#he’s doomed.#a lot of rambling tonight so sorry #loops blabbers

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piratefishmama · 4 months

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Amazon Prime: so we're gonna start putting ads on everything unless you pay us an extra £2.99 per month

My Ad Block: no the fuck you're not 😁

#i've caught like two blips where the ads have TRIED #and failed spectacularly lmao

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signanothername · 4 months

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Fuck anatomy, perspective and clothing folds they’re difficult af and they’re even more ridiculous when you try to combine the three

#if it isn’t obvious these are practice sketches of the three #and I’m failing spectacularly #especially with clothing folds i hate him with a passion #but i also love them with a passion #ah to have a love/hate relationship #anyway time to sleep so good night #anothers art #diamond is unbreakable #josuke higashikata #jjba #jjba fanart #jjba josuke #jojo #jojo josuke #jojo fanart #jjba diamond is unbreakable #jjba part 4 #jojo part 4

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sleepytimegal777 · 1 year

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Ser Criston Cole and Queen Alicent Hightower in House of the Dragon

We’ll Never Have Sex - Leith Ross / The Art of Courtly Love - Andreas Capellanus tr. by John Jay Parry / Perfect Day - Lou Reed / The Dedication - Edmund Blair Leighton / John I Love You - Sinéad O’Connor / Prose Lancelot - Unknown tr. by Carleton W. Carroll / Idylls of the King - Alfred Tennyson

#to be clear i don’t like… ship them or whatever i just think their relationship is fascinating #i do think he ‘loves’ her but in a very strange obsessive way that can never be acted upon and is mostly just about making himself worthy of #the woman who gave him a second chance at life #i think she’s just glad to have someone who is devoted to her and who will stand up for her because most of the people in her life have #failed her spectacularly #it’s more about the idea of the other person than anything else #that being said i’m literally just making this all up based on the version of the characters that live in my head so… 🤷🏻‍♀️#parallels #web weaving #web weave #house of the dragon #hotd #alicent hightower #criston cole #alicent x criston #alicole #i guess

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 6 months

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what do you MEAN the audio plugin doesn't work

#Are You Kidding Me?#Look Me In The Eyes And Tell Me You're Joking.#I'm Going To Eviscerate Something.#every single audio separation tutorial: here's an easy free plugin! its so simple!#obs: *spits* fuck you #WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN #i tried the latest version. i tried the Last version #IT DOESNT WORK??? Hello????#i am doing! everything the tutorials say! i have been fucking with the same damn thing for two hours!#I Am Still Managing To Fail Spectacularly! What Am I Doing Wrong! Why Is It Broken!#the reviews are saying that it broke with the latest update which is Just My Luck to be honest #absolutely unprompted #bad news gamers! bring your own music to streams. my god. fuck #i thought. i would be able to provide this very shrimple thing. it has krilled me instead #there is no kelp for me. im beached. theres no porpoise in pursuing this further #wailing and wailing and wailing and wailing #ive tried so many different things to no avail #its just!!!! nothing works!!! im scared of breaking what's working!!!#im sorry i have failed you all. cast me into the sea

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inamindfarfaraway · 2 months

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How Hermes talks about Luke to others: (the most adoring, protective, forgiving father you've ever met, full of praise and admiration, refuses to give up on him no matter what crimes he commits, defends him to the heroes and begs them to show him mercy, utterly crushed by regret for his own failures)

How Hermes talks to Luke:

#it's so funny (and sad. but let's use the funny lens this time)#he gets angry with annabeth - an incredibly traumatized child - for not running away with luke to help him escape kronos #after luke had kidnapped and tortured her for days and tried to kill her best friends multiple times #meanwhile at NO point does he ever visit luke himself to try to get him out of the cult #his continuous neglect throughout luke's life was a primary reason he could be pulled into the cult in the first place #the only time they spoke luke said 'please do one simple task if you love me at all' and hermes DIDN'T DO IT #and then the moment luke left he was like 'oh my poor son. i love him so much. i wish i could stop him going down a terrible path'#the thing luke asked him to do was tell him about his future in order to avoid the terrible path!#like hermes. come on.#what are you doing?#how do you have all the good dad traits internally and then spectacularly fail at the actions every time?#luke castellan #hermes pjo #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians

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hyper-pixels · 5 months

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Mitchel Ruby on her way to fuck up the Rangers day and steal her boss's broken/comatose body back

#would i tag this as Mitchel? its his puppet #Ruby Ruby Ruby what is anyone going to do with you #fhr puppet #fhr #i oft wonder if what we name our puppet was Heartbreak's real name #cause of the vision you have when you crash #and yes I did trace over the person in the ref #i wanted to try something and failed spectacularly tbh #but it came out okay

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minty-bunni · 2 years

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AU where the Fentons know something is wrong with Danny shortly after his accident, but think he is just severely ecto-contaminated and are totally backwards on how that works.

Basically, his parents think Danny is undead/a really smart zombie and everything caused by his fights gets blamed on it.

Think about the amount of things we could explain with this and nobody brings it up so the entire family just has a huge miscommunication issue. Danny and Jazz know he is a ghost hybrid, but their parents just straight up think he is the reanimated dead.

The bags under his eyes from lack of sleep

The new clumsiness

All the injuries/bruises from fights (thought to be because being dead made him physically fragile)

The freaky stuff that happens around him

Lower body temperature (and possibly other weird vitals)

Changes in diet (eating less, ectoplasm, etc.)

Constant exhaustion

Slipping grades

Behavioral changes.

#danny phantom #au idea #parents are like yeah ectoplasm reanimated him like the thanksgiving turkey #so he is technically a zombie BUT he stayed himself and at least he isnt a ghost #so we can deal with the falling easy bruising exhaustion ectoplasm eating and glowing eyes #sometimes our lights explode which is kinda weird but we totally have a not ghost kinda dead son #and danny is just like huh I thought they'd be more upset about the ghost thing #jazz tries to get this cleared up but fails spectacularly #spoiler those aren't old bruises from yesterdays trip down the stairs those are new ones from a fight in similar spots

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shinobicyrus · 6 months

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Oh, the queer urge to sit down, drink cheap wine, and rant about Scooby Doo to your besties.

#Listen #ok #Just Listen #when you have an IP that has been steadily churning out content #for the better part of 50 years #after a while it goes from ''goofy cartoon'' to ''cultural artifact''#the thing that really fascinates me is the Scooby Fandom in particular #one of my favorite treats on Tumblr is those artists that inevitably tries their hand at redesigning the Scooby Gang #it's amazing to see all the different ways the characters can be depicted differently but still remain intact #it's like...twisting the dials of the various characteristics of the characters to different levels #while still keeping them recognizable (a thing the Velma series spectacularly failed to accomplish)#do not get me started ok I have FEELINGS about this #that are completely normal #Fandoms #Scooby Doo #Scooby Doo AU #Media Analysis

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tearlessrain · 2 months

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seriously can catastrophes stop happening for five minutes my brain is already fried from the ones we're already experiencing

#I fucking. missed d&d tonight by accident #I straight up forgot #and just didn't show up to the session #my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked #I should be sleeping now but brain won't shut up #my creative output is the lowest it's ever been and I've been in some level of depressive funk since like early january #I am just deeply unfathomably exhausted #like mentally and spiritually #all the time #my memory and sense of time are both shit #my spelling is worse than it used to be for some reason??#I really don't know what to do to make my brain start functioning again it's frankly worrying me #I couldn't even handle college so it should come as no surprise that I'm reacting poorly to the world being a perpetual screaming trash fir #and yet #idk it's been hitting again lately that I have never succeeded at anything in my life and just keep tripping and falling up for some reason #fucking everyone is in hell right now and with my overall success rate I should be dead in a ditch but I'm actually doing spectacularly #due to a series of improbable accidents and weird circumstances that happened to turn out in my favor instead of completely fucking me #aside from the looming spectre of my various failed attempts to have some kind of life trajectory #it just doesn't feel like this can keep up forever #like surely at some point the luck has got to run out I can't just keep living like some kind of folkloric trickster archetype #but my motivation and sense of purpose kind of died after the last failed attempt so I'm still just here #doing whatever this is #maybe I should drive out to the coast #maybe staring at the ocean would fix me I've been away from it for too long #I mean it can't make me worse #I should wait until further into summer though so I don't have to drive back in the dark #everyone around here has trucks with those goddamn LED headlights and I've got a little sedan that's directly in their blast zone

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xyberangelzparadise · 8 months

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Anakin is Ahsoka's "father figure" but like in a parentified older sibling kinda way :/

#He is painfully unqualified to be any sort of parental figure to Ahsoka #and it is literally a disservice to both Ahsoka and himself to have put him in this position #but also there is no one else to do it #like he both stepped up to the task and failed spectacularly at it #but what other outcome would u expect from a 22 yr old trying to parent a teenager #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #anakin and ahsoka #swtcw #swtcw meta #girlboss speaks

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