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leiandroid · 11 days

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some (me) would say this was the obvious choice

for that redrew meme on twt

#kibaino #kiba inuzuka #ino yamanaka #NARUTO #my art #leiandroid #she is in her happy place #and extremely smug #who wouldn't be #look at those guns #and ofc i couldn't just redraw it normally i had to add un(necessary) details

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moderndaypandora · 1 year

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The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au. Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously. Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?

Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.

(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.

Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?

Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?

Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.

Death, encouragingly: Good start. And? 

Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?

Desire: well done!

Death: and for a three-month anniversary?

 Dream: give them a key to my flat.

Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)

Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".

(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--

Dream: Hob

Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?

Dream: NO.

Death: oh thank go-

Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.

Death: . . .

Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?

Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?

Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.

Death: fuck

Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.

Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad? 

Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"? 

Death: yeah.

Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.

Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]

Johanna, morose: the bastard.

In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)

#dreamling #the sandman #it's underappreciated how many red flags hob probably is buried under his amiable exterior #he looked at dream of the endless and went 'yeah'#not even as a 'i can make him better'#very much as a 'i can vibe with his current state and frankly even if he was worse i'd still be like that's my husband [shrug emoji]'#'what am i supposed to do? i knew who he was when i married him'#everybody around them: [extremely done with their shit] STOP ENABLING HIM #hob: he's my goth sweetheart #dream's entire family: he's ten sulking cats in eyeliner and a dramatic coat #hob: i know :D i love him!#johanna constantine is like 'hob's insane'#and everybody's going 'oh no don't be so mean he's just a little boring next to dream'#johanna: he saw dream being dream and went 'i need to stamp my name on him. how do i permanently tie us together'#johanna: he'd never safety pin a condom but i can just see the gears turning in hob's head about how to get to spend more time with dream #johanna: just radiating smug contentment over his insane wet cat #hob: i cannot wait to spend the next 60 years with that man #hob: and ideally die in our sleep together still holding hands #death and johanna: [staring at him over their fourth round of drinks]#dream: [heart of eyes and pink of cheeks]#dream: we should never not be holding hands #hob: okay but what if occasionally we stop holding hands just to then appreciate the feeling of starting to hold hands again #dream: [mulling] acceptable #death and johanna could probably start an entire benefriends or actual romantic relationship entirely based on judging dreamling

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spyglahass · 1 year

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a little thing I did for a friend I got for a secret santa 👉👈

something something, they signed a treaty and have to take part in an official celebration

issue:

fwhip has no idea how to dance AND is a gay mess about it

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medecineformelancholy · 7 months

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#i feel extremely embarrassed posting this #i never draw this kind of stuff #but i spent 2 weeks on this so here we go #i just think trent is flustered #and ted is very smug about it (though secretly nervous and flustered too)#but trent is GONE #art #ted lasso #ted lasso fanart #trent crimm #tedtrent #tedependent

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abbeyofcyn · 1 year

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OK OK hear me out. I've made it myself after watching Rise in desperate need of some plushie so....should I even mention my fav teetle after that...? I'd love to see his reaction

#art #art requests #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #he'd be extremely smug #because just look at the skills and love his fans have #leo shall know who sells the least merch

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13eyond13 · 7 months

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underrated funny thing about lawlight is they never actually did get to confirm that 100% of the time they were basically thinking exactly what the other person thought they were thinking every single time

#im thinking about this because of the relationship i have with one of my bosses #like hes extremely hard to read and doesnt make small talk but hes also considerate in quiet ways #so im always like guessing what hes thinking and feeling and wondering if hes trying to do the same back #but then im like am i just projecting onto him completely? making this all up in my head #hes giving nothing and im imagining everything. and you really dont want to make assumptions because it would be awkward to be wrong #for example a few times now things that i wondered if he was doing to make my life easier were actually just things he was doing #because he was secretly preparing to close up shop #so i was glad i never voiced my appreciation for his thoughtfulness out loud to him when i found out the truth lol #ANYWAYS unlike in my situation #the entire time whenever one of those two thinks one thing the other one is like 'i bet he's thinking this' and we the readers #look between their thought bubbles and go 'pffft he sure is what are you gonna do now'#its probably a good thing they went to mu because the afterlife couldn't handle all the smug sex theyd be having on every available surface #24/7/365 #lawlight #p

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lewiscarrolatemybrain · 11 months

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Sizhui was that kid who demanded three stories two songs and one kiss exactly perfectly in the middle of his forehead before he would even consider attempting to sleep, but once he was out he was out. This boy slept like a dead person. You could have entire conversations two feet away from him. You could pick him up and move him around. Unless he had a nightmare, until that five AM gong rings this boy is Sleeping, and good luck getting him to stop.

Jingyi, though? You’d say “goodnight, Jingyi” and he’d say “Okay! Goodnight!” And toddle his little ass right into bed. He’d curl up under the covers and close his eyes. He would Make The Attempt. Then, inevitably, five minutes later, he’d be up again, slipping out of the nursery to see what you’re up to. And you’d say “Goodnight, Jingyi.” And he’d say “Okay! Goodnight!” And head back to his bed, only to return five minutes later as the cycle continued.

Stories and lullabies did not help, he would get too excited and just stay awake even longer. Bed time snacks, sleepy time routines, tiring him out during the day — it did Not matter. Putting him down always took Hours.

The only thing that kind of helped was cuddles, because you could physically restrain him from getting out of bed, but it wouldn’t actually stop him from being awake and chatting and wanting to play with your hair and stuff his cold little feet under your robes.

Many people think the soothing, qi-charged lullaby Lan Wangji composed was a gift to his son. They are almost correct. A-Yuan did occasionally have nightmares that made returning to sleep difficult. But the real truth is: He wrote it for little baby a-Yi, who spent many nights in the Jingshi having sleepovers with a-Yuan, and after the sixth or seventh time Lan Wangji learned that he needed a way to get this kid down on time or they'd be stuck in the cycle of "Goodnight, Jingyi" All Goddamn Night.

#mdzs #the untamed #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #Lan Wangji #yes Jingyi IS extremely smug about the fact #that Hanguang-Jun wrote him a lullaby

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thetarttfuldickhead · 9 months

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From the 2020 Ted Lasso Emmy FYC campaign, or, the only thing that can make season 1 Roy stop insulting Trent:

"'It's because of pricks like you,' he explained to me after Richmond's last-gasp win against Watford on Saturday, reprising his prior description of yours truly -- to my face -- as a colossal prick."

"When I asked him hypothetically, what he would think of not featuring in the first team, Kent replied, 'Hypothetically, if I punched both of your eyes out and stuffed them up your arse, and then told you to walk on your hands, hypothetically, what would you think of that?'"

and actually answer a question is the chance to talk shit about Jamie:

”He doesn’t understand the word ’team’,” said Kent after the match. “For him it’s a dirty word. Whearas dirty words for me are ‘Jamie Tartt’.”

"[...] star striker Jamie Tartt -- who Kent also characterized as 'a f*&$ing prick, even worse than you'."

"[...] if you want to work your way into my 'eart you take, you take Jamie Tartt off the pitch before 'alf time."

"People say fans are there for Tartt, which I find a very depressing thing to hear."

#old news yes but i wanted it on my blog #and don't expect i'll ever find the old posts with it that must exist #and i figure that maybe other newcomeers like me might have missed it?#for lack of new tl stuff i'll go digging up the old #there's some really great stuff down the mines #i am extremely here for roy kent being unable to shut up about jamie tartt #but also being mean to poor (or not so poor) trent trying to do his job #i mean trent was a smug asshole #they were all such messes in season one it was fun!#but there's a bunch of other fun and cute stuff in there #i am exceedingly weak for this sort of tie-in advertising i cannot lie #and generally adore how tl has worked with social media and whatnot #ted lasso social media #trent crimm #roy & jamie #season 1 #old stuff #jamle tartt #roy kent

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bisexualgenderclown · 1 year

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genuinely obsessed with how harrowhark has exactly two (2) big viable ships and literally both of them follow the dynamic of

“gf who cannot credibly claim to have smiled for longer than 15 non-consecutive seconds in her entire life” x “gf who hasn’t lost her smug grin even once even when everything absolutely and objectively sucks ass for her all the time”

like harrow clearly has a type

#like tbf ianthe and gideon are smug grinning for different reasons but STILL #if i had to place ianthe and gideon on some sort of political compass id say they both score high on stupid smirk #but they would be on opposite extremes of the emotionally constipated category #actually this implies that there should be a 4th quadrant #with a character who is open about their emotions but also never ever smiles #actually wait i think that might be camilla #ANYWAY rant over thanks for sticking with it tho xoxo #if you got this far down in the tags i hope u have a great day #harrianthe #griddlehark #ianthe tridentarius #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #gideon the ninth spoilers #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #tlt #the locked tomb

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twilight-zoned-out · 3 hours

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Edwin Payne is a dweeb who gives terrible weak comebacks, who can be unnecessarily petty, or overly smug, who is inordinately pleased with himself when wearing detective gear and using scientific gear, the thought never crossing his mind that he might not look as cool as he thinks he does, who carries a continual and utter absolute delight at acting like the characters he loved to read about, who was enthralled by his magazine detective and adventure stories and who wears a similar smile when he sits on the bed watching Scooby Doo with Niko, 'these detectives are terribly clever,' whose board game collection is mostly variations of Clue, who requires payment (because any good detective is worth some kind of payment) but whose idea of payment is whatever interesting object the client offers to add to his collection, who has encyclopedic intelligence he clearly dedicated hours to learning, who has a particular way of acting and speaking like everything is of vital importance, because to him, it is.

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #niko sasaki #crystal palace #dead boy detective agency #Edwin is a legitimate nerd #I get serious 1960s Peter Parker vibes from him #he reads the equivalent of comic books instead of hanging out with other people of course he would absolutely love cartoons #he's not good at fighting but excellent at running #chooses to only wear extremely proper and practical clothes unless he's very relaxed or stressed #of course he likes being a dead boy detective it's literally what he spent all his time reading #when he's being overly smug and self-important he reminds me of Peter Parker on Venom in Spider-Man 3 #like he thinks he's owning the floor but literally nobody else gets that impression #but then there's other moments where he's - not exactly intimidating but also someone you can't ignore #and he's so passionate about his detective work #just some thoughts #character analysis #he definitely has flaws #but he is also an incredible nerd #twilight-zoned-out #I can definitely see how the original character was supposed to be 12 #but it still works how they did it #his height would definitely not work if he was 12 lol #he liked detectives so now he is a detective #it had to be said

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zylphiacrowley · 3 months

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It is, quite frankly, a shame I blacked out the entire time I was playing SGE so I remember nothing about it. He looks so good in this glam.

#Final Fantasy XIV #FFXIV #miqo'te #gpose #X'vahl Tia #He looks so good in glasses tbh #He also looks like a smug prick here looooool #'Oh no health insurance/mits? Then perish.'#That is extremely ooc for him tho lol #He's too nice to say things like that.

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bleaksqueak · 2 months

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Hm.

#solivaga #pu art #my art #his smug aura mocks me #extremely small section of a panel but the face amuses me so here #elias

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clovariia · 5 months

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saving each other

#south park #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kyman #sp kyman #cupid me #my art #okay fine...i admit it.......i'm coming out as a toxic yaoi enjoyer #there is simply no other way to watch this show. kyman is literally canon as hell.#they're truly my ship of 2023 bro they're all i think about #the episodes referenced here are: smug alert jewpacabra imaginationland it's a jersey thing post-covid and manbearpig #and the quote in the middle is from casa bonita. i felt like that one really summarizes their dynamic better than i ever could #oh and the scars on their tummies in the middle one are from the kidney transplant in cherokee hair tampons #can you tell that i'm extremely passionate about them lmao

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yellowocaballero · 1 year

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I love how your Bruce is traditional but it is also like a mix of different types of traditional. Like he comes across as both "Rich white old money type" traditional AND "member of a marginalized minority group who take great pride in their identity to cope with years of ostracization and going "the world wanted me dead for my culture and religion so i might as well die loud and proud instead of conforming to their unachievable ideals" " traditional

Thank you for this ask, I really love it! I have a shitton to say on this topic, including a lot of worldbuilding decisions on Gotham cultures, immigrant spaces, segregation, how it ended up like 1920s-1930s NYC/Chicago mixed with my own city, Jason "Foil" Todd's Inferiority Complex, but that would make this depressingly long. Long time readers would know that I have, like, really complex and discrete religion headcanons for everybody I write. It's important.

Any decent Batman Story (TM) is about Gotham. It has to be a huge presence. It's like writing Dick Tracy without Chicago, or Cheers without Boston. When he's written well, Batman is a reflection of Gotham, and they metaphorically represent each other.

Most Batman writers get this, so there's always a lot of historical worldbuilding and everything. But I'm a community health person, and I grew up in the inner area of my own very large city, and creating a Gotham that feels real and rich is more complicated than the Court of Owls stuff. For me, cities are the intersection of culture, community, history, oppression/SES/war etc, and the modern day to day lives of people. When I want to make a rich city that was relevant and important to the story, I wanted to focus on immigrants and cultural minorities. You know - the people who create the cities lol. I decided on a history that involved the idea that Jewish families were the oldest in Gotham, and that they were one of the people to help create it and influence its culture.

I read a Daniel Handler quote just now that said "there is something naturally Jewish about unending misery". What is more Batman, Bruce, and Gotham than that, lol. The Jewish diaspora experience - the traditional history just as you outlined it in your ask - is baked into Gotham, it's the foundation. Gotham is a city of unending misery, but it's a city that stands tall. It takes a thousand hits and always gets back up again. People within it experience unending poverty and suffering, but they stand together. Just fucking refuse to die, as a whole. What's more Jewish than that! What is more Batman than that! Gotham should always be allegorical for Batman and Bruce, and through Gotham existing in that traditional Jewish experience, I think that's where you got the impression of Bruce as very traditional too.

Tim and the Drakes are the modern reflection of this. I was extremely explicit that Tim is alone in the world because of the Holocaust. I talk a lot in the story about how war and violence destroy children's lives, and that stretches back to the 1940s. About how war and violence creates violent children, which is what Tim became. His acting out was from the trauma of seeing his family slaughtered in front of him, and like a lot of people he used his religion to justify it.

There's a reason why the very first moment when Tim and Bruce actually connect as a family is when they find kinship and understanding through their shared backgrounds and values. They both saw their families slaughtered, they're both alone in the world - but they found each other, and they'll keep living.

OK BELIEVE IT OR NOT THAT'S THE SHORT VERSION. Seriously, though, I'm not. Uh. Actually fucking Jewish. This is like the fourth time I've talked out of my ass about this. I'm actually really interested in reading about the actual Jewish themes in Batman, because from what little I know they HAVE to be there. Any smart people out there who know about it, or who can link something written about it?

#tw holocaust #my asks #my writing #fwiw I think of Bruce as an atheist and Tim as pretty religious #I always write Bruce as really alienated from his Jewish heritage/culture #and his relationship with Tim (or jason in rr) reconnecting him with that #in nw that generational trauma is also why tim's parents weren't great parents.#heartbreaking! 25 years ago your mom was a survivor!#sucks.#i think i accidentally started thinking of tim as religious #because of that one time i wrote him as having come back from the dead after killing himself #and like anybody would get into god after that. and it stuck a bit for me #new story covid puppy Tim makes like an extremely smug point to call judaism dumb #kid has stuff going on.#hm I think I may have very persistent themes of returning to religion and religious heritage as a method of healing #not gonna psychoanalyze that! bye!#i feel like a fucking fanfic writer conservative for all i talk about masculinity and jesus

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fumble-art · 8 months

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Been working on some coloring exercises this week and painting by blocking in shapes and building up rather than my usual convoluted process. Really loving the results so far!

Anyways I bring to you this moody Fortuna for your viewing pleasure

#original characters #digital art #artists on tumblr #original character #noorposting #I love her so much #she's my big bitch badass #it's a struggle every time to not default to drawing her smug af #I like this cause she seems soft but still sinister and i find that extremely important for this Lord of Conquest #a babe

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funnuraba · 7 months

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Has enough time passed that we can talk about how Sky High moved on to find love with Fire Emblem (transgender) after his first crush was attacked by the Down With Cis bus

#tiger and bunny #I knew they would make a good couple since season one I’m just saying #that i felt extremely smug and wise watching season 2 #just blessed with good intuition and perfect taste what can I say

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