#and SWANNNN???????
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can't wait to kill my biphobic jealous husband to an instrumental version of P.I.M.P. someday <3
#for legal reasons this is a JOKE#anatomy of a fall#it's about gender and power and the reversal of traditional gender roles <3#JOKESSSSS okay i don't believe she did it#he was upset and frustrated with life and yes there obvious marital problems but she didn't kill him (imo)#anatomie d'une chute#spoilers#(sorta??)#also the DOGGIE MESSI IS GO CUUUUTTEEEE#and the cast is INCREDIBLE#sandra hüller ich liebe Dich#and SWANNNN???????#and the son was PHENOMENAL omfg#just an absolute masterpiece everything was perfect#justine triet#sandra hüller#swann arlaud
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Obsessed with your tags btw
wait which tags. I'm never normal in tags what'd i say kskdkdkdkd
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I can never watch that one scene where Killian and Emma are making out on the couch without laughing because for some damn reason the way Killian is sitting is so funny to me and it shouldn't be funny
#I love that scene tho bc captain swannnn#captain swan#killian jones#emma swan#It's super cute even if I do think it's absolutely hilarious
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33 bestie-boo 🩵💅🏻
Heyyyyy you know I got you, boo 🩵🩷 #33’s kinda fun but I’m a little nervous to have posted oops. Oh well too late now 💕🌸
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HOLD ME BACK BROOO HOLD ME BACK I WANNA GET IN BETWEEN THEM SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD ACHERON IN A SUIT??? BLACK SWANNNN??? OMFFFFGGGG
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Beach Day!!
Character(s): Zoro, Nami
WC: 832
Note: agagaga plz request stuff im running low on ideas
Zoro
The party pooper of beach days…
He likes to think of the beach as a new terrain to train in rather than hangout with you
You insist he should relax, but he’s very very against it
Somehow always convinces you to train with him, so you end up working even more than you did before your vacation
It was the perfect day to spend at the beach. The sun was high in the sky and there was the perfect breeze so you wouldn’t be too hot. The smell of salt water and meat that Sanji was grilling filled your nose. It was honestly the perfect day, except your boyfriend was busy lifting instead of laying next to you. You’ve asked him MULTIPLE times to stop training and just hangout with you, but he always said no. You knew that asking him again was pointless, but you decided to go up and ask him anyways.
“(Y/N)-swannnnn~” Sanji yelled from his grilling station, “Stop worrying about that stupid moss head and come over here with me!!!”
“Yeah (Y/N), Zoro is just gonna be weird and train the whole time, come lay with me and Robin,” Nami said, patting the seat next to her. You were enticed by her offer but declined as you continued to make your way to your boyfriend.
After walking a little bit further from the rest of the crew, you found Zoro swinging his giant weights around. He seemed to notice your presence, but kept swinging his weight back and forth above his head.
“Heyyyy Zoroooo,” you sang out, “Whatcha doinggggg”
“If you ask me to come back with you the answer is already no,” Zoro said not loosing his concentration.
“Come on Zoro, why can’t you just train later, I wanna spend time with you.” Zoro put down his weight and turned to you, “I did bring some smaller weights if you wanna join me.”
“Are you serious???? Why can’t we just relax at the beach??”
“Look how about this, do a few reps with me and then we can go to the beach.”
“You promise???”
“I promise.”
A few hours later you both walked back just in time for dinner. You were covered in sweat and exhausted, but glad that you now get to spend time with your boyfriend at the beach <3
Nami
Beach days are usually the one day she gets to truly relax
No navigating, not having to worry about marines, spending the day with you: it’s a dream come true
The one thing she hates though is getting her hair wet (she’s just like a cat :3 )
“Nami-SANNNNN, (Y/N)-SWANNNN I have your drinks!!” Sanji yelled twirling towards you. A tray of two drinks was placed in between your and Nami’s beach chairs. You each took a drink and sipped it in delight. Sanji always knew the perfect drink to make on a hot summer day.
"I could get used to this," Nami said while raising her arms up to stretch.
"Yeah, shame the log post resets tomorrow," you replied while sipping down the delicious, fruity drink.
"Ugh. Don't remind me. I don't want this to ever end." You chuckled at her response and grabbed her hand. She was right, this really was a peaceful, relaxing day. You closed you eyes and laid you head back on your chair, hoping to sleep a little.
Just then it felt like the sun was covered up, maybe some clouds were covering the sky, or Sanji was putting an umbrella over you and your girlfriend. You slowly opened your eyes to see what was blocking the sun, and were met face to face with a bucket of water being poured on you.
"Come on Usopp we gotta run!" You hear Luffy's voice as you wipe the water from your eyes. You turn to look at Nami who is also soaking wet. She looks absolutely devastated, her orange hair was soaked and clung to her body. Both of you were in utter shock that neither of you had a word. In all honesty Nami looked really attractive like this, you just couldn't look away.
Nami noticed you staring and quickly turned away, "Don't look at me," she stuttered, "I never look good with my hair wet.."
She never looked good??? Nami literally looked like a goddess right now how could she thinks she doesn't look good. You leaned over and cupped her cheeks, forcing her to turn to look at you.
"Well I think you look beautiful," you said as you gave her a quick peck on the lips. Her cheeks reddened to a degree you've never seen before and she quickly pulled away, "Thank you..." she said shyly.
"If I remember correctly, Franky said he made some new water-guns, how about we get some revenge," you said, a giant smirk growing across your face.
"I like the sound of that," Nami grinned and grabbed your hand and started running towards Franky, ready to get her revenge.
#one piece#x reader#gn reader#x gender neutral reader#straw hat pirates#roronoa zoro#nami#nami one piece#zoro one piece#roronoa zoro one piece#roronoa zoro x reader#zoro x reader#roronoa zoro headcanons#zoro headcanons#zoro scenario#one piece headcanons#one piece x reader#one piece x you#one piece x y/n#roronoa zoro x y/n#zoro roronoa x reader#nami x reader#nami x you#nami x y/n#nami headcanons#zoro imagine#anime#one piece scenario#one piece imagine
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Nami swannnn 😩
#i found this new drawing site called malmal its really been getting me to draw more#anyway its my purpose to draw beautiful women so. whos gonna stop me#other than art block#my art#cat burglar nami#nami#one piece#one piece fanart#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr
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Hot take
Sanji isn’t actually attracted to Nami and Robin. Nor is he madly in love to most women he sees. Attracted to them? Sure. But most of the actions he displays are for attention.
Sanji, to me, is the type of person that believes he is only as useful as what he can provide. He fawns over women because he believes they deserve to be fawned over. He also desires praise and affection from women because he’s lonely and has low self-esteem.
Admittedly I haven’t seen Whole Cake Island yet so I don’t know all of it, but I know the parts about him being bullied and losing his mother.
A lot of this has to do with the lack of emotional warmth from the crew of the Baratie too. I’m not saying that Zeff was a bad father/teacher, but you see in the Baratie arc that he was constantly demeaned by Zeff as his way of teaching him. Zeff’s way of getting him to leave was telling him that his dish sucked. And Sanji was so hurt by that he jumped off to be alone.
In Thriller Bark, while not my favorite, it does have Sanji saving Nami from Abs*l*m and he doesn’t even make a stupid joke about “I should be the only one to marry Nami” he just gets pissed that the pervert would do something like this at all. And comments on how beautiful she looks. That doesn’t scream someone who has the same personality Sanji portrays himself to have.
Not to say that Sanji isn’t a perv, he absolutely is, despite how I like to believe certain things as non-cannon and just the writers being “funny”. (Like his dream being to eat the Clear-Clear fruit to watch women bathe? Wtf was Oda thinking when he wrote that. Like… I’m so sorry Sanji bbg you deserve better writing.)
He does like the ladies, and likes it even more when *ladies like him*. He buckles under any form of praise a woman gives him, even if they are his enemy. Even if he’s not attracted to them, like how he danced with Granny Kokoro in Water 7, he could have avoided her, but that was just some platonic fun. Not to mention he is really sweet to kids (ex; Chimney.)
Speaking of Water 7, I distinctly remember Sanji literally asking Nami some sort of equivalent of “DIDN’T I DO A GOOD JOB NAMI-SWANNNN~~?”
Like, what more evidence do you need?
It’s no secret that he treats men very differently than he treats women, but he does care for his crew deeply. He just doesn’t trust men due to his past. And, as far as he’s concerned, the only reason men exist is to protect and serve women.
He only desires praise and affection god damn it. Someone Hug him.
#one piece#one peice spoilers#op spoilers#black leg sanji#sanji#I refuse to use the Sanji Vinsmoke tag because HES NOT A VINSMOKE#someone smarter than me has probably made this argument better but I had to say my peice#I will make another half of this when I finish OP
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Getting Drunk With The Strawhats
Law X F. Reader
Zoro likes you but your from the heart pirates. Your not girlfriend to Law but maybe if you all get drunk enough with a contest you might be. ;P Maybe a spin the bottle too.
Context: drunk, two men after you, right after Punk Hazard heading to Dressrosa on the Thousand Sunny.
Art by ♡ Ai-sun ♡
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"All right listen up everyone were gonna due due due duel! To see who can drink the most!" You hear Zoro yell for everyone on the Thousand Sunny to hear.
"Well I guess we have enough time to goof off before we get to Dressrosa sure I'm in, I might earn some berries" Nami says nonchalantly with money signs in her eyes. Everyone else agrees as soon as Nami says shes in, including you and Robin. But Law on the other hand your best friend didnt like it.
"Oh come on itll be fun!" You say cheerfully to him.
"Hey your in whether you like it or not, now sit down in the circle" Zoro says as you drag Law to the circle you see a bottle on the ground.
"Whatever shitty swordsman" Law mumbled as Zoro pirked up.
"Hn what was that pretend doctor?" Zoro retorts. Finally the tension is broken by Sanji.
"First everyone drinks three rounds then we play truth or dare or drink, spin the bottle!" Sanji exclaims hoping to see some action with heart eyes. Everyone chugs three rounds now it's time to start the game.
"Since you started this, you go first Zoro"Nami says boldly.
"Fine I will" he spins the bottle as it lands on you, you see him slightly blush as it fades. But three rounds is nothing to you your going for gold.
"Okay Zoro truth, dare, or drink?" Nami asks. He just fills his booze up and downs it.
"Okay next (n) spin the bottle" Nami says. You spin it as it lands on Franky.
"Truth, dare or drink?" You ask Franky.
"Truth"he says as you think then say
"So do you like Robin?" And he just pours himself some booze and chugs it.
"I'm going for gold try and beat me!" You exclaim as Law puts a hand on the bridge of his nose clearly annoyed with you.
"Okay Franky spin the bottle" this goes on as others choose truth like Chopper and others choose dare like Luffy. Until it goes back to Zoro. Its Zoros turn again as he spins the bottle it lands on you again.
"No fair mosshead (n) is so beautiful keep your mits off her" Sanji yells.
"Allright truth, dare or drink" Nami breaks the tension.
"Dare." Zoro smirks.
"I dare you to kiss (n)" Brook says as Zoro blushes and Law looks like hes about to fight him. Zoro scoots up to you then after a second plants a kiss on your cheek. Now Law is glaring at Zoro but trying to hide it by tilting his hat down.
"No fair (n) swannnn" Sanji states.
"Okay (n) your turn" Robin says as you spin the bottle it lands on Law and you blush now.
"Truth, dare or drink?" Robin asks.
"Truth" you say and Robin asks
"Do you have feelings for Law?"
"Robin!" You yell as you fill your cup to the top and chug it down. Law looks a bit saddened but you pay him no mind at the moment almost getting a slight buzz. Theres just no way that your Captain and best friend could possibly like you back. Next round everyone drinks one. Sanji brought out some desserts and you snack on some as the bottle goes round and round. It was Namis turn and it landed on Law.
"Truth, dare, or drink?" Chopper asks.
"Hmm dare" Nami says.
"I dare you to kiss Law Nami" Chopper says with a smile. You gained a blush and small rage inside he was your man. Nami just fills up her booze and chugs away.
'Thats right Nami stay away from my man' you think to yourself. After that round everyone drinks again the other girls are definitely buzzed and Chopper but the rest are going strong.
"I'm on seven try and take me down now!" You cheerfully yell.
"Its your turn now (n)" Brook says as you spin the bottle round and round where it stops you'll its Zoro.
"Truth, dare, or drink (n)-chan" Brook states.
"Dare" you say and you wish you hadn't.
"I dare you to show Zoro your panties hohohohohoho!" Brook says as Zoro spits out his booze.
Law just looks shocked and angry but tries to hide it after all your were just part of his crew not his girlfriend or anything.
"I'll drink to that" you fill your cup up again starting to get buzzed. Zoro spins the bottle only to land on Law.
"Wowz look at you, your popular tonight Captain" you slightly bumps arms with Law laughing.
"Truth, dare or drink" Zoro reluctantly says crossing his arms. Law thinks for a moment.
"Truth" Law states.
"Okay do you have feelings for (n)?" Zoro asks with a smirk.
"I meant dare" Law coughs.
"All right I dare you to kiss (n)" Chopper passed out. Apparently seven was the magic number because Law had a booze blush on his face seeing as he was a doctor he didnt drink at all. He leaned over and kisses you on the lips. Your blush deepens as you feel your soul leave your body in pure happiness.
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Well Into The Night
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The scores are Zoro 10, Law 10, (n) 11, Luffy 10 but he quit to go eat some more, and the girls went to bed, and Franky went to drink some cola. Remaining players Zoro, Law, Brook, (n).
"It lands on you again (n) truth, dare or drink" you hear brook say.
"Dare" you slosh your words around.
"I dare you to sit on Laws lap for the rest of the game hohohoho" Brook says evilly. As you stare at a also sloshed Law hes giving it his all to stay with you in the game.
"Come to me my best friend" as you hop onto his lap his neck by your face your hot breath exhaling onto his neck causing him to shiver. You look over to the remaining players. Zoro doesn't look happy at all but also he looks sloshed. Everyone besides Brook since hes just a skeleton. Hes now in control of three drunkards. As sanji had to retire due to to much alchohol he was currently puking his guts out and probably crying he didnt get to see any action. After another round this was the breaking point. You could feel Law behind you swaying from side to side but refusing to let you go unbeknownst to you. Zoro spins the bottle landing on you.
"Truth, dare, or drink (n)" Brook says controlling the situation now making sure no one vomits.
"I choose truth I havent done that much tonight" you say as Zoro says
"Okay (n) who do you like me , Sanji, or Law?" Zoro states holding his booze better than you now. Being the sloshed you were you let it slip.
"Okay finnnee I'm in love with. Law" you finally say and you turned slightly wrapped your arms around his neck and fell asleep.
"Well that's game and I win" Zoro says angrily chugging two more cups.
"You know she wont remember this in the morning" Zoro states to Law then goes up to the crows nest.
"I won!" Law yells as he lays down with you ontop of him and falls asleep. In the early morning before everyone is awake you awaken from your slumber feeling Laws cloak on top of you as you realize your laying on him.
"Hes so warm" you say quietly as he rustles awake.
"(N) what time is it oh god my head" he says holding his head his hat had fallen off in the middle of the night. You stroke his hair then it hits you from last night.
'Oh my god I confessed to Law my best friend oh no. Maybe if I pretend not to remember hell cut me some slack' you think to yourself.
"(N)...(n) are you listening?" Law asks.
"Hn yes what?" Snapping out of your thoughts.
"I asked do you remember anything from last night?" Luckily for you, you never get hangovers.
"Um I remember a bit" you just left out the vital information.
'Isnt that lieing? I cant lie to my best friend but itll be weird otherwise forever now' you think to your self.
"Um here's your cloak thank you. And I just remembered" placing your head in your hands peeking at Law.
"I confessed last night didnt I?" You say quietly. He nods.
"Oh great this ruins everything I'm sor-" you were cut off by something soft his lips on yours craving yours as yours craved his you wrap your arms around his neck as you deepen the kiss. After awhile you both break for air.
"What you didnt know (n) is that I drank because I'm in love with you too" Law says wrapping his arms around your waist. Whispering in your ear
"Will you please be my girlfriend?" He nibbles on your ear as you blush a deep red. Still sitting on him you turn to face him
"Yes I'd like that Trafalgar" you say as you pull him in for another kiss. As the girls come outside they see you both and close the door behind them squealing.
"Well our secrets out now" Law states as he just hugs you close.
#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#law x reader#trafalgar law x reader#one piece x reader#one piece#trafalgar law fluff#trafalgar d law x reader#law one piece
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I HAVE CLIPPED YOUR WINGSPAN
MY PRECIOUS CAPTIVE SWANNNN
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MEOW????
😭😭😭😭😭 I’m a mess, can’t think properly brb😭😭😭😭
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I KNOW SWANNNN UGH i'm still a mess myself tbh i do not blame you one bit!
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nami swannnn
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A small detail people picked up on is that Nami always calls sanji "Sanji-kun", which she doesn't really do to the other strawhats. Not sure why, but it fits their dynamic, given he goes for the nami-swannnn
So yeah, right before The Slap, she simply calls him "Sanji"
That had strong "close family member/friend using your full name when they're angry/disappointed" energy to me and MAN it hurt
I was just gonna say its the same as her full naming him, bc yeah is those details in Oda's storytelling that just ends you
There so much intention in his charecters
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OMFG CHARLIE SWANNNN??? IS THAT YOU ????
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Swannnn??? When am I getting my promised fic, babe?
omg i know i sound like 5sos with this “soon” shit, but trust me, bestie boo anon. i am currently in the middle of studying queer theory & literature, and im finishing up my semester! soooo i have to finish up my work before i can give my passion projects all of my focus 🤍 it takes a long authorial process to write lashton sm*t…jk….a little. it is coming along though don’t worry. ;)
#thank you for the ask!!!#ask swan#fanfic asks#swan writes lashton#& maybe some other shit#lashton#lashton au
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How r u my lovely paradis blue 💙? Is Saturday alrdy at your place? I'm finally free for the weekend, have some thoughts abt doing sometg but am not act brave abt starring it. Hope u rest well sweetheart!
Swannnn, I'm doing good. Yes, I just had my lunch and I'm very happy since the food was of my choice as well as tasty which is why i'm very happy and kind of pumped to write something.
its okay. take your time. sometimes, some works/projects take time. you might know what to do and how to do yet still stuck somewhere. it happens, don't think too much.
Weekends are rarely for rest :/
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