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oh dear caesar, we hardly knew ya
#iulius caesar#julius caesar#caesar#rome#ancient rome#latin#ides of march#memes#rome memes#ancient rome meme#roman history#roman empire#classical studies#et tu brute#beware the ides of march
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be the manic roman emperor you always wanted to be
#caligula#ancient rome#caligula suggestions#ancient history#ancient rome suggestions#ancient rome meme
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Sir, that's my emotional support Roman Emperor
#ancient rome#ancient history#antiquity#roman history#roman empire#roman emperor#roman emperors#ancient rome meme#history memes#dark academia
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After I explained the proscriptions of Sulla, my husband @faceofyourfather used the information I gave him and, well, this is the result of our collaboration…
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Yet another celebrity fell victim to the cancel culture 😔
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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
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et tu?
#ides of march#julius caesar#caesar#rome#ancient rome#beware the ides of march#et tu brute#shakespeare#i love making these#my fav meme format i think#it's more likely than you think
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Brutus seeing the graffiti of him stabbing Caesar all over Rome, c. 44 BC
#ides of march#ides of march 2024#julius caesar#brutus#marcus junius brutus#et tu brute#history#ides posting#ides memes#happy ides of march#ancient rome#roman republic#history memes#history shitposting#hall of fame
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Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!
#assassin's creed#ides of march#julius ceaser#julius caesar#aya of alexandria#assassin’s creed origins#ac origins#tumblr holidays#roman history#roman empire#we should totally just stab caesar#rome#ancient rome#caesar#brutus#et tu brute#beware the ides of march#mean girls#shakespeare#Shakespeare Julius Caesar#meme#funny memes#memes#tumblr memes#assassin’s creed
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Why are gangbangs only for sex? Why can't I join in a group assassination if I want to?
#quote by a senator probably#also please tell me y'all know the og meme of this#julius caesar#ides of march#march 15#march 15th#tumblr holidays#meme#caesar#theatre#ancient rome#stabby day#history
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Happy ides of march everybody!
#ides of march#julius caesar#julius ceaser#march 15#et tu brute#brutus#beware the ides of march#if I had a nickle for everytime Caesar got stabbed i'd have 23 nickels which I personally think is hillarious#stab the caesar#gaius julius caesar#Marcus Iunius Brutus#meme#ancient rome#rome
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I identify as a Roman Emperor. My pronouns are Gaius/Augustus
#caligula suggestions#caligula#ancient rome#roman empire#ancient rome meme#ancient rome suggestions#roman emperor#ancient history#roman emperors#augustus
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Suetonius : I'm gonna tell my kids this was Tiberius
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So, apparently Emperor Julian wrote what historians call a satire, and what I call a "crossover crack-fic in which the Greek gods get all the Roman emperors together in a room and make them argue about who's the coolest."
This crack-fic has, incredibly, survived. It's about 90% Julian roasting historical figures through the mouth of Dionysus' boyfriend. Favorite bits:
Julius Caesar, Augustus and Tiberius show up and are appropriately shit-talked. (And, for Tiberius, kink-shamed.) Caligula steps through the door and is immediately yeeted into Tartarus before anyone can say anything about him.
Nero comes in with his lyre and Apollo promptly knocks the laurel wreath off his head.
Alexander the Great crashes the party and he and Julius Caesar hate each other on sight.
The gods ask Romulus if any of his descendants are a match for Alexander and Romulus is internally like "Aw, shit."
Alexander almost storms out of the party because he doesn't get to monologue first.
When it's Augustus' turn to make a speech Poseidon doesn't let him have a cup of water because he's still mad about that one time Augustus blasphemed against him 400 years earlier.
The gods tell each of the emperors to Explain Themselves and Marcus Aurelius is like, "But you gods already know everything about us," and they're like "...That's fair."
Cameo appearance from Jesus at the very end, who's apparently best bros with Pleasure in a sort of "sin with one, get forgiveness from the other free!" deal.
#oh julian you're such a nerd#it really does feel like a fanfic (affectionate tone)#the caesars by emperor julian#ancient rome#emperor julian#just roman memes
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