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kitty-beloved · 8 months

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I literally just noticed that tsukasa is wearing the same thing as the mannequin at the cloth shop

Like he really did not bother he just went and brought whatever the fuck they advertised

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THEY DID IT AGAIN?!

#tsukasa tenma #project sekai #prsk #pjsk #honey no…..#let mizuki take him shopping #please #he dresses like a grandpa #an old man

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kittyspotter · 8 hours

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Grumpy grey old man, he is observing

19 April, 2024

#he's just a little guy #an old man #he is exploring #he is looking around #peering even #he has a striped tail #he's giving yellowfang #he's a spry young man

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calypsosystem · 1 year

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My dumbass cat

#cat #oh no #hes orange #7 year old baby #an old man

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captainll3097 · 6 months

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i genuinely can't stop thinking about "THIS SAD OLD MAN". what the fuck was that post. how is it on this site.

maybe if I think about suletta sunday being in 2 days hard enough it'll be okay

#squareposting #this sad old man #an old man #he is dying #an old man; he is alone #gundam witch from mercury #gwitch #witch from mercury #suletta... friday???#no thats not right...

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jikangairodo · 4 months

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❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance

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This isn’t their usual joint, nor one of their customary haunts. There are a few local bars they frequent with running tabs and familiar bartenders who preemptively pour their drinks as soon as they enter. This place, in contrast, is a restaurant Kento has never stepped foot in before. It's out of the way, quaint, dimly lit, with a vacant space in the centre, gradually filling with bodies as the night unfolds.

After relishing the excellent cuisine, Kento decides to extend the evening by ordering a few more drinks than initially planned. As the place overflows, servers start filling tables haphazardly, and he throws his blazer on the adjacent chair, keeping Shoko's spot secure. Upon her return from the washroom, he tugs the blazer off the seat. When she doesn’t sit down, he tilts his head upwards, a questioning arch in his brow.

Soft violin fills the air, creating a backdrop for the couples swaying to the gentle rhythm of the music. Kento's gaze lingers on them briefly before returning to Shoko and then dropping to her extended hand. While his expression remains flat, it isn’t a no. It’s a ‘really?’ followed by ‘I’m thinking about it.’ Eventually, he eases off the chair, finishing the last of his whiskey for a touch of Dutch (no, Danish) courage, and settles on ‘ok.’

“Be gentle with me,” he murmurs, a smile tugging on his lips as he clasps her hand. “I’m not as spry as I used to be. Might even throw a hip out.”

#[answered]#ashestxashes #nanami pretending to be #an old man #while in peak physical health #will never not be funny to me #she should've arrived #with a rose in her mouth #and called him babygirl #just to see his vein pop off

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missygoesmeow · 1 year

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can't believe toblerone fudge is making me learn perspective. wtf is next.

#had to learn how to draw a man #AN OLD MAN #and hands #and now perspective??#is colour theory next???#fuck u (affectionate)#also still not feeling so great so sorry if you’ve messaged me and I haven’t replied #I don’t have the spoons for the socials right now #missy meows

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phoenixkaptain · 1 year

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Strangest part of my life is that I am a-OK being a woman right now this very second, but later??? Who knows??? But also, when I am around fifty or sixty, I would like very much to become an old man who lives in a cave. Specifically an old man, mind you, because I would like 1.) to grow a beard, 2.) to spout riddles, 3.) to be a hero’s mentor, and 4.) I basically just want to become ANH-era Obi-Wan.

How long have I known of my wish, you may be wondering? Good question, I first realized when I was around three and watched Star Wars and I told my mom that the character I wanted to grow up to be like was Ben and she said “??? Why’s that?” and I said “I want a beard.”

So, desired timeline of my life:

Right now, age 20+ : woman

?????

Age 60 : man

#this is my ideal #the inane ramblings of a madman #this is also not actually a joke #as i have wanted to be a man #but specifically #an old man #since i was a child #am i strange?#who gives a shit #i’m posting this for me #new year’s resolution #(that is the joke)

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raylangivins · 6 months

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us