Imagine getting to the pearly gates and being asked how you died. And you have to say it was Molasses. And they ask if you were allergic. And you say no. They ask if it was expired or perhaps poisoned. You say no. They ask how the Molasses killed you. And you have to tell them the most ridiculous story of how molasses just suddenly flooded the streets. They wouldn’t believe you.
I expect to get to heaven and hear the sole metric by which our immortal fates are determined is how many lies we told.
Assuming more is better, I'm headed for paradise!
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BTW sorry for spamming your blog with reblogs but I’ve been trying to figure out the hammers/car/Matt/transphobe memes/situation and you seemed like on of the most likely people to have the stuff archived
i gett 99+ notifications every minute dont worry about it dog
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What’s your idea of a perfect world?
I'm not sure it would be a world, but the one thing I want from life is that I should always be able to understand everything that is going on. I can't imagine anything worse than not understanding something, even something simple. This is a pretty common trait I think? I know I'm not the only person who has been frustrated by the limits of their intelligence or education.
So I'm pretty sure my world would just be a kind of giant unified database of all knowledge about everything in the universe, with a huge supercomputer running on it which you could type questions to and get answers to. That would be a pretty good life for me.
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Wynn we have found something we don’t agree on.
Wasps are danger shaped.
No?????? They absolutely aren't???
Just dont go near them and keep an eye out for their hives and you can just observe them with no difficulties. Wasps are fairly nice when they arent bothered.
Id know, I had a wasp nest a bit above my door for half a year and those wasps did not care about us as long as we didnt bother them.
Also wasps are sososo cute I love them <3333333
So very friend shaped :)
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Do you still have the dolphin
yep! i believe my sister has it in her room atm
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This blog keeps me going.
AHHHH thank you!!!! thats legit so nice ahdkshsjkdnd :))))
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Inbox is empty again.
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My MLP OC Dewdrop.
She’s sweet and shy but always wears a blanket or dress to hide her lack of wings and her lack of cutie mark.
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I would rp with you but mental health wise I’m not at it rn.
@a-pretty-damn-good-narrator roleplays?
It's ok, always prioritize mental health ♥️ I appreciate you helping out :>
Also thanks I'll check out their blog!
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Wait hold up
You fence?
that’s cool as shit! I wanna fence somebody!
Seriously that’s cool!
yeah!!!!
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callout post!!
@wisteriaalu @arend000-blog @flowerwithdepression @amingethia are all amazing people and if you haven't followed them already you should!!!
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@amingethia and @firefighter-piggy-cookiejar and @cockodemon-nsfw
feel like you guys would have some words about this
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What if onions didnt
I would be sad, because I like onions :D
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Current members of the blog
@the-vamp-ram @flowerwithdepression @felipe-kuso @triangles-dont-do-art @leo-of @thesadumbreon @lawariano @mansplain-manipulate-malewife @a-pretty-damn-good-narrator @ash-the-nekogirl @amingethia @not-a-shortie @rlydsntmttr @acinongalli
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Bats and snakes are both funky lil cuties and somehow have the same energy with an equal but opposite aura I don’t know how to explain
Bats are cute in the mammal way
Snakes are cute in the cute face way
Thats the vibes i get at least
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To all of my followers!
I do decree that thou shalt follow @edgywithaheart.
They are genuinely a nice person, and have a cute art style.
I bid thee a good day.
(@amingethia, help me with this favour, pls, You're bigger than I, I think.)
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