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intotheelliwoods · 11 months
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I got new glasses finally and my brain is ooaoaoaooaoa ooao um adjusting (im having a time)
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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theriverbeyond · 1 year
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One day eighteen years ago, Gideon’s mother had tumbled down the middle of the shaft in a dragchute and a battered hazard suit, like some moth drifting slowly down into the dark. The suit had been out of power for a couple of minutes. The woman landed brain-dead. All the battery power had been sucked away by a bio-container plugged into the suit, and inside that container was Gideon, only a day old.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel shall come to thee
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iguanastew · 1 year
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Cartoon Network Characters as Pokémon Trainers
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spaciebabie · 4 months
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weirdgirl92 · 2 months
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At first, I was hesitant to include Megas XLR on here, considering the massive cult following it already has, but since that too aired on Cartoon Network, I thought it was only fair (same with Puffy AmiYumi).
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bluestempigeons · 1 year
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BROODY
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examining your relationship with your art can be fun
but watch out
#examine too hard and you'll have a crisis#or *another crisis if you're like me#sometimes yeah i think about it too hard and then i get the intense prey instinct#to chuck my tablet into a field and then take off sprinting in the other direction#though i know id just come creeping back like a cautious but curious deer. get a little closer. run away#closer. jump back. poke the tablet and run away. come back and poke it again.#its the 'what am i doing? am i doing what i want to do? am i enjoying this? is it hurting me?'#will admit i have these thoughts every other day#ill have like a good bit of fully enjoying art & what im scribbling#and then suddenly ill wake up the next day and its terrifying and Too Much and huh??? HUH???#i want to draw but im so so scared <3 but im being sooooo brave about it <3#anyway i think we should all destroy our electronics and run screaming into the woods#OH MY GOD SOON I CAN DO THAT.#not the electronics - i mean the running into the woods part#oh im so excited. when its all too much i can just walk in nature with no one around#that Will fix me! for sure!#when the Art Fear™️ comes back i can just... go away for a few hours and touch some motherfucking grass#AND MAYBE FORAGE SOME CHICKEN OF THE WOODS. I AM DYING TO HARVEST WILD CHICKEN OF THE WOODS.#LITERALLY HAS BEEN A LIFE GOAL FOR YEARS NOW#when the Art Fear™️ creeps in i can get some big chickeney mushrooms and cook em up. refresh my soul....#absolutely unprompted#but yeah sometimes i wonder if im drawing for myself or others. like drawing for others is fine but... i think there's a fine line#am i balancing it? am i Indulging enough? am i doing what i want to do enough???#are my people-pleaser tendencies consuming me again? am i feeling Pressure? hm. yeah its crisis time#am i living how i want. am i enjoying how i want. am i interacting with welcome home the way i want to.#i think im going to go do the dishes....
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plantanarchy · 8 months
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Playing catch up with the garden harvest because I didn't go in the garden for a week. So many tomatoes. So little desire to eat tomatoes raw but also little energy to cook or preserve them rip. The good thing about having chickens is that an overabundance in garden produce that one person cannot feasibly eat before it goes bad is not "a waste" it is "extra chicken snacks". The bad thing about this is that I also have many extra eggs that I cannot eat.
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jovoy · 2 months
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things i am making this week :
chicken noodle soup recipe i found on tiktok
pesto salmon with roasted broccolini & parsnips (maybe chickpeas also)
green chicken & rice soup
butter chicken w basmati rice +the rest of my chickpeas &maybe an attempt at homemade naan
salmon rice bowl 🍚 avocado cucumber carrots idk the works. maybe some edamame would be good also ooooohh fuck i have shallots maybe fried or pickled shallots
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casualavocados · 1 year
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When he saw me, he was startled and dropped the bottle. So I placed the food on the counter and left. That’s all there is to it. You should have told me about it first. What would I do that for? I did nothing wrong.
Fourth Nattawat as LI MING and Earth Pirapat as JIM in MOONLIGHT CHICKEN (2023) dir. Backaof Nopparnach Chaiwimol
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dawdlecentric · 6 months
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Yeag...
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freckliedan · 17 days
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you’re the only person allowed to say “you don’t know them like i do” bc you’ve never been wrong about those losers EVER your mind
WAH thank you 🥰 i need it to be known always that whatever brain cell i share with dan and phil it's also shared completely with my darling @freckliephil who's the reason i made this blog‼️ i'm just the one of us who's continued posting, for better or worse.
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consolecadet · 10 days
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I didn't realize "palate maturing as you age" included such concepts as "suddenly no longer hating the texture of chicken"
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faline-cat444 · 20 days
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As good a bumper as this is the choice of making it based on the first GameBoy model kind of sets up a false narrative on reality.Roughly all the shows currently used on Checkered Past were around during the era Nintendo types would have been using a GBA.In fact most of what has been airing on the block had inclusions in a game known as Cartoon Network Speedway.
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All we're missing is Johnny Bravo and Sheep in the Big City.And this time trying to dig up info led me to see they tried this whole crossover racing thing again during the PS2/DS timeframe with both games ending up kind of different in execution likely due to the full capabilities of the systems they were designed for at the time.
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This one including the likes of Dexter and I Am Weasel to the mix along with the PowerPuff Girls.And if I'm being honest here I kind of wish the CNS/Adult Swim brand would mess around more and try to make some decent crossover video game and/or some sort of trivia card/board game that pulls from things almost everyone who has tuned in to the channel regularly over the years and schedule shifts would be bound to know for the original properties they at least let most of the world know they were responsible for producing.
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skeletonpendeja · 2 months
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Shit I been cooking lately
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