Plugged a usb into my computer while it was in sleep mode and the monitor woke up. Made me giggle and say out loud, “It’s okay sweetheart, go back to bed.”
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okay I get the sentiment around the android hornyposting, but what about the wholesome stuff.
-hearing your partner, or friends fans spin down as they get more comfortable while you cuddle.
-switching their LEDs to match your favorite color/whatever color you're wearing
-deliberately decreasing cooling efficiency to be warm to the touch
-being willing to ask for help with internal maintenance because they trust you
-being able to tell when they're thinking more/less as the speed of their fans/cooling pump/the temperature they are changes
-having panels with stickers of interests you share that they change to when they know they're going to be with you
-asking your opinion on different chassis layouts, and seeing them the next day after they've applied your opinions without telling you they would
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meow meow meow? meow meow meow meow meow meow
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Eris and Trace go to Hot Topic
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Robot Kitty meow meow ^_^
I just uploaded some spicy art of him on my patreon!
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Disassembling your robot sub and breaking the sensor that allows it to orgasm to put it in permanent denial. Not telling it what you did, ordering it to cum for you and watching it collapse into whirring and whimpering and panic when it doesn't work, calling it disobedient and malfunctioning, forcing it to apologise over and over as it edges and edges and edges~
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At first, I was hesitant to include Megas XLR on here, considering the massive cult following it already has, but since that too aired on Cartoon Network, I thought it was only fair (same with Puffy AmiYumi).
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don't forget to plug your robot partners in before bed otherwise they're gonna be on battery saver in the morning and we all know how sluggish and cranky they get :3
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The printer at work has been so finicky lately that I’m convinced it’s doing it on purpose now. Why do you keep telling me a paper is jammed when it’s not? You just want me to open up your back panel and reach inside, don’t you? It’s craving my fingers going deep inside and wiggling them around in there? You need a proper inspection? Hm?
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autism glow like firework, have more roboposting.
-finding them passed out after a long night, and plugging them in so they're rested when they wake up.
-remembering they said they were looking into upgrades, and asking their current specs so you can help.
-helping install/replace components that are hard to do solo.
-reminding them to do maintainance on their scheduled days because you realize they're too distracted to remember.
-rememberng troubleshooting order for them so you can help when they feel slow. (check drivers, clear unused programs, reboot, etc.)
-buying them stickers.
-wiping down their optic covers when you notice a smudge.
i trust you will use these for good
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Trace and the Bonziest of Buddies
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opening my new robotgirl and robotboy repair shop for those unlucky machine souls that have been taken advantage of. swing by to have a girl covered in engine grease and band aids poke around in your casing to see what's wrong
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