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getvalentined · 1 month

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Sephiroth ┼ FINAL FANTASY VII: EVER CRISIS

The prettiest high school freshman in the history of the planet.

#sephiroth #babyroth #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #FFVII #FF7 #ever crisis #ff7ec #babyman very small #my edit #inoculating my blog against 1984 birth year truthers by pointing out babyroth's age every time I post him #also that's not a twink that's a 14 year old #random ff7 fan: [walks into a high school] WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TWINKS HERE

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conkreetmonkey · 6 months

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Splatoon 3 is wild because imagine if you were living in Japan due to a recent economic and cultural boom, and suddenly a space shuttle with a mutant house-sized T-rex riding it suddenly burst from the center of Mt. Fuji and disappeared into space without explanation, and all you ever find out about what the fuck that was about is that Zuckerburg mysteriously disappeared the same day and was never seen again, but still "officially" ran Meta through an open secret Queen-Elizabeth-being-in-good-health gaslighting campaign, and everybody kind of suspected he may have been connected but never figured out anything conclusive.

Also the T-rex is now orbiting the earth in the fetal position like the guy from Jojo, and there are rumors of a substance that, if touched, turns you into a half-dinosaur monster. Nobody understands any of this but Meta employees just keep going to work and pretending Zuck still exists. The same 12 prerecorded voicelines constantly squak from the PA system.

Oddly, the statue in front of Meta HQ of a T-rex eating a human changes overnight into one of a giant human eating a tiny T-rex. Nobody noticed the switch, despite the statue being in a constantly bustling area. It happened shortly after the shuttle incident.

Jack Black's tiny clone, Lil' Jack, now wears a headset at all times and has been acting really shady since the incident. Also they're both hyperintelligent, immortal velociraptors found in an ancient cryogenic chamber who spend their days judging college football and eating the legally harvested flesh of hillbillies. Lil' Jack is probably plotting to kill Big Jack, but Big Jack doesn't seem to care, growing fat and lazy, sleeping on public benches in a bed of throw pillows. Also, he's very open about the fact that, as a velociraptor, humans look delicious, but he hasn't actually eaten anybody aside from the aforementioned hillbillies because he's civil.

Everyone is just expected to move on with their lives after this. This is normal to you.

The local art school was recently attacked by giant sea serpents, which were actually hideously bioengineered hillbillies, fulfilling a biblical doomsday prophecy, and they were driven back by Meta's army of minimum wage, part time child soldiers armed with warcrimey jury-rigged weaponry. The sea serpents had giant frying pans grafted into their mouths, which launched primitive tactical nukes made by filling garbage bags with their explosive blood. They still exist, and occasionally defend their comrades, but spend most of their time in the deep sea.

The local homeless emo twink everyone's attracted to is a closet millionaire who sells bootleg clothing in exchange for live rats, which he messily devours behind closed doors. He's also 8 feet tall and British and only has one eye.

North Korean refugees now flood the western world, after a greasy 14 year old hipster, under the guidance of Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift, beat Kim Jong Un in a mech battle, and the EDM remix of the Japanese national anthem they performed caused like half the soldiers to immediately realize North Korea sucks ass and defect. One of these individuals, 7 foot tall hypergenius, becomes a newscaster alongside a nepo baby rapper with dwarfism who likes to eat entire jars of mayo, and also they're a popular band. Also also, they may or may not be gay. Almost the entire population is gay, so this isn't a huge deal.

The new local newscasters are a famous Japanese lion tamer, an Indian girl with a bloodline trait allowing her to control snakes, and a Brazillian man the size of a smart car who exclusively communicates via grunts.

Gods, souls and zombies are objectively real, and you're effectively immortal because real-life respawning was invented a while ago. It works like a Keurig, but with mucus instead of coffee. Submersion in water kills you.

A good deal of the population is a hivemind. They pretend to be individuals for no reason.

Almost all men are now femboys.

Despite all this, you still have to go to work at 9 tomorrow.

#splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatoon fandom #splatpost #splatposting #splatoon lore #mr. grizz #new agent 3 #neo agent 3 #return of the mammalians

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neurotypical-sonic · 9 months

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bad lgbtq sonic takes I've seen

calling tails (8y/o) a twink

also calling tails a f*mboy

calling blaze (14 y/o) a stone femme

giving classic sonic (11 y/o) top surgery scars?

assuming that only bisexuals refer to hypothetical partners with they/them pronouns

drawing attention/hyperfocusing on sonic's (15 y/o) chest and saying he doesn't bind (so... zooming in on a teens assumed breast tissue?)

if anyone is curious as to why I think they're Bad explanations under the cut

some of these discuss/mention sex

twink: (often) is a late teen/early twenties, slim, little to no body hair, and flamboyant. the term is also often used in the porn industry. not only is tails eight but he also straight up doesnt fit the description???

f*mboy: transmisogynist slur. explained more here

stone femme: stone butch/femme are just describing gender presentation but also how they participate in sex. stone butches only give sexual acts/do not allow their genitals to be touched, and the opposite for stone femmes. do not use this term to describe minors oh my god

11 year old with top surgery: this post explains it better than what I could

they/them pronouns: this is about how people were saying that because eggman and shadow used they/them to refer to past/future pronouns, they're canonically bi. wrong and infuriating for several reasons. I explain here more but basically: you know that gay men and lesbians can and do use they/them for partners, too, right? you know that gay men and lesbians use pronouns that don't "match" their gender exist, right?

sonic's chest: do I really need to elaborate. also here its talked about a lil as well as other trans things

#im turning anon off and going to sleep. goodnight #honestly theres probably more thats made me go :/ but these are the main ones that ive seen pop up #egg.txt #lgbt

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oreo102 · 13 days

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Please I'm so so curious to hear your thoughts on 10/14

Ok so my thoughts on 10 are less than 14 so let’s start with him lol. I have not watched 10, so my hatred of him is more hatred by proxy of how the fandom treats him and proxy of 14, but I still do have a few specific thoughts and this will be long and definitely rambly

A) when talking about him I usually refer to him as Fandom’s Favorite White Boy or Pathetic Wet Cat/Twink mostly because it’s funny but for now I’ll use 10. The most I know about 10 is that he is angsty and in love with rose and besties with Donna… also that he’s pathetic but that’s more vibes

So- my hate of 10 is less tangible than 14 but i still have a few points, the main one being the way i see ppl talk about how he treated Martha and how obsessed with rose he was. I don’t think it’s ever compelling to have someone’s main personality trait be loving someone a whole lot which also honestly is my problem with rose (don’t hate her but don’t care about her)

From what I have seen and heard of 10 it’s rather… boring, honestly? Like it’s mostly clips out of context but for 13 and 15 I saw clips out of context and was like “ok wth is happening? /pos” with 10 it’s more like “wtf?” Also pretty sure his episodes were some of the ones I saw when my parents had the show on that played a part in me swearing the show off so

Ok onto the more tangible hatred of 14. A lot of this, admittedly, is more about the writing and showrunner decisions than 14 but those things by proxy makes me hate him

So- I have a lot of feelings on him quite literally starting from his first appearance in power of the doctor. I am SO PETTY that he doesn’t wear 13’s silly little outfit. Like I have gone on full rants about that fact to my friends and family

I’ve seen something claim that rtd didn’t want 14 to wear her outfit because people might be transphobic and derogatory towards him (even tho Dhawan!master wore it, and it’s pretty gender neutral) but then did nothing about the shit ppl said about ruby’s actor or about ppl who would be a bitch about rose the second being nonbinary(also i remember seeing a post about their deadname being mentioned in an episode? Not totally sure that’s true tho)

The 60th anniversary specials themselves don’t really celebrate Dr who as a whole as much as 10’s run with a few old villains but that’s not really my main issue with that. My main issue with the specials is that the Doctor gets their happy ending. With Donna. And her family. When fucking 3-4 episodes prior, their happy ending would’ve been yaz. It would’ve been staying with yaz. But nope! Donna! Because that’s what 10 would’ve wanted.

And I don’t want 14 to be with yaz, btw, I mean I want them to meet and for yaz to hit him, but I don’t want them to be a thing or like be together because I believe yaz is a lesbian but that’s not the point of this so moving on

I also have very much big issues with the scene where 15 and 14 are (presumably, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the full scene) talking about women they love and mention who I assume to be River and rose but not yaz, who again, they wanted to spend forever with 3-4 episodes prior. It makes the doctor seem like a douchebag even if it’s a writing issue and not a character issue

Also 14 being David tenant overshadows 13’s departure and 15’s arrival and since he is most likely going to show up at least a little bit in s14 he’ll overshadow 15 in his own series. It’s icky at the very least.

There’s something inherently bad about having the fandoms Favorite White Boy be with a contentious casting decision (because I have no faith in the Dr who fandom not to be bigoted) and even if no one has an issue with 15 being black and maybe gay (is he gay? He gives gay vibes) it’s still setting him up for failure by pairing him with 14

Also bigeneration is so fucking dumb and I hate it

Also also stop giving the Dr 19 year old companions it’s getting kinda weird now

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enbyleighlines · 20 days

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Ugh I am so uncomfortable right now

I have a sinus infection and I haven’t been sleeping well the past couple of nights, so I’m tired, but no matter how hard I try, I cannot seem to fall asleep

But I’m also too tired to do anything else, so I’m just stuck in this state of absolute boredom

So I just binged a bunch of anime today

Finished Dungeon Meshi and loved it. Absolute banger of a show. And so many attractive character designs. Laios? Kabru?? Daya??? The other female dwarf???? That evil elf twink????? The female orc??????

All it needs is a super femme, super bitchy queen bee type character, and it will have satisfied ALL of my types

Also Falin and Marcille are so yuri coded, love that friends to lovers schoolgirl energy

I also watched the first episode of that omegaverse anime. It was p good. I was confused why they decided to make alpha/omega relationships the taboo one, since typically that is the most common one. Because they wanted the characters to face adversity without directly including homophobia, I suppose?

Then why not make them an alpha/alpha or omega/omega pair?? That’s something I haven’t seen before, and it would better align with the whole metaphorical homophobia thing!

I mean, I know why they didn’t, but idk. It would have been more interesting in my opinion.

Additionally, I had a hard time focusing on the anime due to the way they portrayed the child, Hikari. They said he was 1 going on 2, so as someone who works with that age group, I couldn’t help but notice every time Hikari wasn’t acting his age.

I won’t bore anyone with details, but basically, his gross motor movement is pretty behind for a boy who is almost 2. Meanwhile, his cognitive and emotional development is quite advanced for that age group. His ability to speak in nearly full sentences is not entirely out of the realm of possibility (I’ve taught 1 year olds with advanced vocabularies before) but his ability to still access his vocabulary during moments of emotional distress is less convincing.

I wish it was that easy to communicate with toddlers in the midst of an emotional meltdown. It would make teaching so much easier.

However, I did think it was a cute touch that after being compared to a star, Hikari spent the rest of the day pointing out every star he saw and calling it his own name. And I appreciate that they didn’t bother showing us the 20 more times he did the same exact thing the following two weeks.

Toddlers will 100% become obsessed with a tiny detail they overhear, and talk about it almost exclusively for weeks afterwards.

So be careful about what you say around toddlers. You never know what they will internalize and repeat like a broken record for the next 14 days straight.

Anyway, that’s basically my day in a nutshell.

I’m tired of watching anime, so if anyone wants to ramble about something to me to keep me entertained while I ride out this sinus infection, please do so.

You could tell me about one of your ocs, or the last anime you watched, or gush to me about your otp, whatever suits your fancy.

Also, please do contact me if you have thoughts on which cuties from Dungeon Meshi should kiss. So far the only ones I’m shipping are Marcille and Falin, so I am open to learning more about the popular ships of the fandom.

#dungeon meshi #tadaima okaeri

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thegeminisage · 2 months

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ok! it's time for a ds9 update. last night we squeezed in "move along home" and "the nagus."

move along home (ds9):

i am Informed this is a divisive episode but honestly i had fun w it!!

nice 2 see jake always. every time jake is on screen w his dad sisko my best friend sisko get to exude good dad energy. love that.

like. please. he's gonna give jake the talk? at 14??? 14 is too late. he knows everything. also lmao the fact that nog there ferengi where women don't wear clothes told him everything. i'm choosing to ignore my annoyance with ferengis as a whole and find that funny because of sisko's reaction

reasonably funny antics between quark and odo here. i am getting a little tired of odo not getting anything to do besides flirt with quark, but then i have to remind myself that odo had an episode all to himself quite literally six episodes ago, it's just our insane watch order + bad batch and natla coming out that makes it feel longer to me

quark like screaming on his knees begging not to have to put someone to death when nbody was gonna die anyway was actually really funny, but i do like the nuance in his kneejerk reaction when he found out the pieces were people, which was to forsake pride and ask odo to play for him. he could have gotten defensive for the bit, which he did do later, but his first reaction was to be scared which is like completely normal and went a long way towards humanizing him in an otherwise VERY silly episode

my favorite moment of this episode, besides the part where they hotboxed the shap, was when those little balls of light were coming towards them and sisko was like FIND COVER and julian bashir, instead of finding cover, stood directly aainst the wall they were aiming at, ass first. and then died. i want that twink obliterated.png

the nagus (ds9):

thank you to whomstever warned me about this episode

it was not good and it did suck bad. i think this was the first real dud ds9 gave us (i'm not counting the q one cuz that was basically a tng episode in disguise). i feel like it would be sooo easy to walk back some of the really awful elements of the ferengi but instead of doing that we have chosen to crank them up to 11. sexism, antisemitism, etc etc...

my other problem is that. and before anyone gets mad i have a touch of faceblindness. I CANNOT TELL THOSE FERENGI APART. they gave two of the ferengi the same nose and i was totally lost trying to follow the plot.

quark holding the idiot ball. he's dumb in his own way because everyone on that space station is using their last brain cell but he's also very shrewd. so it just felt off. and again odo had nothing to do except flirt with him but that's a me problem

BUGS FOR DINNER. i hated this episode in more ways than one

THAT SAID. we finally got to see o'brien again! and shockingly i really really really really liked the b plot

i did go blind with rage when nog got pulled out of school. yes. but the rest of it.

first of all it's really funny that jake is running around with nog all the time and their families are both going DON'T!!! and sisko is like Oh No My Son Has Discovered Girls when there is every evidence he is even now discovering boys

SECONDLY sisko reminding o'brien that one day his adorable little three year old will be 14 and the light leaving o'brien's eyes

but my favorite part is that jake wasn't being late to curfew because he's a bad kid or falling under a bad influence. he's a GOOD kid doing an AWESOME thing. idk, it was really sweet that like, even when sisko was like "yeah racism's bad but with ferengi it's different" jake was like "is it? :/" and then went right on teaching his buddy how to read. and now he's earned dad's permission to hang out with nog finally. it was a fun little subplot that i didn't realize was going anywhere and then it did. a very pleasant surprise and kept the episode from being a complete drag.

also, dax coming it and daintily sampling sisko's soup or whatever, then deftly getting rid of sisko so she could help herself to a giant heap lmao. queen

anyway, even though that's definitely been the worst ds9 ep so far, it wasn't NEARLY as bad as some of tng's duds. i'm thinking specifically of "code of honor," "violations," etc. like it could have been so much worse. i'm not going to delude myself into thinking we're past all the clunkers just yet, but i was still expecting a solid hour of agony and what i got was not that. not good by any means but not tng. whew!

TONIGHT: "starship mine" and "lessons" from tng. thots and prayers🙏

#personal #star trek blogging #ds9 lb

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momrikamayhem · 2 years

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Ok it's What If time ft. @inexplicifics Accidental Warlord and his Pack.

So what if Jaskier was a Professor™️ (not just a student) at Oxenfurt before becoming tribute and he visits again with Geralt and *The Witcher Bois* and sees some other Professor doling out some "corporeal punishment".

At this point he has no idea what *The Bois* went through to become witchers right? You following me so far?

And Jaskier sees this teacher just wailing on this like 14-15 year old kid, and he just walks up, sure as anything. And just goes 'hey, uh out of curiosity, why are you beating this kid?'. And the guy tells him some cock and bull story about the kid being lazy, or uncooperative, or whatever, and it's annoying him. And Jaskier is nodding along like 'Right. It's our right as adults to hit kids when we can't handle our own emotions' and like pretending to be sympathetic to this guy, who just is not picking up the subtle threat in everything that Jaskier says to him.

And finally Jaskier is like 'ok kid go home' and Jaskier just goes 'well you're (asshole prof) annoying me and as I am an adult who also cannot control his emotions I also have to take it out on someone and since it's you annoying me, maybe I'll take it out on you* and this Prof is like '???'

And Jaskier just beats the living crap out of this guy while the Witchers watch in various levels of shock. And I mean like beating the CRAP out of this guy. Like full on sitting on his chest. And maybe Geralt has to like bodily pull him off before he does too much damage. But it takes him a second because he is SHOOK at this twink who he did not realize up until this point, is absolutely feral and also not really a twink at all. And it maybe turns Geralt on a little bit but it also forces him to rethink the way he has been dealing with the trauma he experienced as a child.

And they all (Witcher Bois) have so much respect for Jaskier now (not that they didn't respect him before, but THIS is different).

And maybe Lambert specifically cries a little later talking to Milena about it, and he tells her the whole scope of what he endured as a child and she's very sweet and amazing about it and just holds him and listens. And also maybe after Lambert is finished being Emotional, she goes a little feral and starts raving and pacing and getting very loud and upset about the way the Witcher Bois were raised.

And also Geralt spends the next few days kinda distant and pensive but ultimately ends up telling (word vomiting at) Jaskier how much it means to him that he stands up for kids (really anyone who vulnerable, but especially kids). And then they have beautiful and passionate sex where Jaskier just is so kind and sweet to Geralt and then just holds him after.

#idk #the witcher #accidental warlord au #@inexplicifics #headcannon #jaskier #geralt #feral bard behavior #no matter what the au #i just love them your honor #lambert #milena #what if

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liliaasyoursexyvampiredaddy · 5 days

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Honestky,there is a user that is like snow owl oddities. And that person is called ximenita83 also goes by whitey. Ximenita is a Twitter artist who has great talent but it is wasted. Why wasted? Ist easy,I don't have problems with harem and self ships but I do have a problem with their uhhh shipping thing since they are kind of simping on anime characters and game characters who are literal children. Like he always sexualizes fictional children(like tweek from south park and as a south park fan,tweek is a 10 year old child and the fact he aged him up with a couple of characters who are also the same age as him aged up to 14 doesn't make it better. Like fun fact,don't ever uwunise tweek because that's a no no literally) and there is an au where aether(a game character) have him as a bottom and a hypersexual Twink but what pisses me off is the fact he literally literally shipped him with his biological sibling in his own au called fucked up au(don't believe me,check the aus info,because I may live aether harem but I swear to God I would never ever shipped incest because that is disgusting as heck. Don't believe me,check their literal Twitter account)

https://twitter.com/ImXimena83/media?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

They also have a prn account you can Google search and I am disgusted that they are literally making snu snu on a character who is a literal minor.

Oh...... If someone defends that person, I'm going to get hit by lighting

#✨💛 answers

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the-travelling-witch · 2 months

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hi hollyyyy im just dropping in to provide some additional info regarding kingdom hearts/FF to the non FF/KH players 🏃‍♀️

sora (the lil guy u posted) is actually a brunette 14-16 (depending on game) years old kid

the reason why some might confuse cloud w him/KH is bc cloud (and other well known FF characters such as tidus(x), selphie(viii), aerith(vii), squall(viii),etcetc) also appear in the KH games as characters :) FF/KH have the same publisher and designer (most ff games) and its not a disney game but rather a collab. sorry for rambling, youn out 🏃‍♀️

hiii youuuuuun!! it’s definitely nice to have someone around who’s knowledgeable on ff if i ever do wanna pick it up

(lmao i actually know who sora is and that he’s brunette despite having not much interest in kingdom hearts, i think i watched some content for it when i was younger, i was just trying to pass him as dirty blond for the joke jsjsh /silly; i was not informed on his age though, so i partially retract my twink statement)

i didn’t know that they had the same designer since they never really felt similar to me, but now that you mention it i do vaguely recall seeing sora and cloud next to one another some time

(but honestly i might have passed it off as being from smash bros since i think both of them are in there? or at least cloud and shulk are, i think, idk i didn’t keep up with who they added lol)

anyway, don’t worry about rambling, i really don’t mind <3

#┊✩彡 divine correspondence ♡#┊✩彡 cherished guests ♡#┊✩彡 letter from — youn ♡#i keep seeing ffviir vids on my fyp #and the game looks really good #but i can’t shell out 70€ for a game i don’t have time to play ㅠㅠ #‘i really don’t mind’ from the person who went on a 1.5k ramblepage (a ramble rampage) about one silly hc #┊⩇⩇:⩇⩇ ✧˖°#<— might as well put this here #i’m far from coherent and should be sleeping already #i think i need to mark better when i’m joking #the people i talk to regularly know that i’m not serious most of the time #but i forget that not everyone can read my mind hshsh my bad #this also made me realise that i use their names (cloud sora shulk) too little bc i just expect everyone to know who they are atp

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rarepears · 2 years

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That twink!Sung Jinwoo X Endeavor idea I keep forgetting to post to tumblr

But it's finally here. And copy-pasted from Discord, so it's a bit of a mess, but I'm too lazy to clean it up. (Also wow! This is my 1,234th post on this blog.)

Why do i want to pair twink!sung jinwoo (who's really like a thousand years old and just hopped to a new world called bnha) with DILF!Endeavor?

Shouto (14 and about to start attending UA) is Not Impressed that his dad is having what's clearly a midlife crisis and dating this young twink that looks to be like Fuyumi's age. It's Awkward And Are You Sure He's Not Jailbait, Father????

Okay, so Jinwoo can control his appearance. and he's found that when he lands in a new world, it's best to be 18 or so for paperwork. He can claim to be homeschooled for highschool, but he can't just whip up fake college papers. it's hard, it's pretty easy to get discovered once his so-called classmates are asked, and just... nah. Instead as a barely 18 year old, he can claim that his parents are conspiracy theorists who didn't let him have official documentations or that he doesn't know where they are since he ran away from the crazy people.

But when he starts dating. Um. It looks weird, very weird because he prefers mature people. but he looks like a twink.

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Shouto: why does endeavor listen to the twink so much when making decisions? Endeavor: i know that my husband is far more experienced in this type of stuff so i'll listen to the expert Everyone else: yes that's totally a midlife crisis

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Hawk: THAT could've been me WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT ME

You know what would be even better? Jinwoo's made up background says that his nonexistent parents who believed in conspiracies hid Jinwoo and prevented him from getting official documents because "they feared that jinwoo would be kidnaped by some government agency for his quirk and get brainwashed to become their agent."

Now cue jinwoo being known publicly as endeavor's twink husband.

Hawks sees this background info on jinwoo and boy oh boy does it sound incredibly ironic to him because he was the kid kidnapped by the government agency and brainwashed to be their agent

Hawks: why is Jinwoo living the life that I always wanted to have????

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Jinwoo looks like he has daddy issues. With that kind of "background", Jinwoo would 100% look like he has daddy issues.

Shouto: Jinwoo's waist is so thin that endeavor's one palm can wrap all around it Shouto: now that endeavor doesn't need babies with powerful quirks, he can look for people who look as delicate as glass to love huh?? angry puppy eyes

Shouto is no longer the baby of the family. Jinwoo is the baby of the family, the baby in Endeavor's heart.

Shouto: i could have had a crush on jinwoo if jinwoo didn't show that he had terrible taste in men to like my dad of all people

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Dabi: let me try to steal my dad's flame from him

Insert love triangle between Dabi, Endeavor, and Jinwoo. And if you know just what's actually going on, it's even weirder that father-son are competing for the same twink now.

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Shouto: one look at this small twink and endeavor has suddenly thrown all his ambitions to defeat all might as the No. 1 hero???? Is this the legendary power of a thicc booty???

all endeavor needed was a good lay???

endeavor: from asshole to slightly less asshole

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Shouto's first meeting is seeing Endeavor "rescuing" jinwoo from villain. (Shouto tagged along on Endeavor's patrol.)

And then Endeavor doesn't let Jinwoo go, offers the twink some candy instead, and kidnap Jinwoo to his home, or so Shouto believes. (Shouto didn't realize that the two have been dating for a few months already)

Shouto to Jinwoo: Did no one ever teach you not to follow the adult men who give you free candy???

Shouto: I HAVE SO MANY COMMON SENSE THINGS I NEED TO TEACH MY NEW STEPMOM

Shouto: number 1 - if endeavor tells you to do something, you need to do the reverse

Jinwoo: so if he says that he's too tired at night...?

Shouto: uh-

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Wait.

Sung Jinwoo has a walking, talking sentient shadow monster. Shouto immediately sees his new classmate and yells at him: "I HAVE FOUND YOUR LONGLOST COUSINS PLEASE TAKE HIM AND NEVER LOOK BACK."

Tokoyami: ...is this my first instance of high school bullying? Kuroiro: ???

Everyone's first impression of shouto: this is a second Bakugou?

At USJ: We have shouto seeing kurogiri and going like "hey i found your younger brother". Shouto is very desperate to separate Sung Jinwoo from bad influence!Endeavor.

Kurogiri is so bamboozled that the attack doesn't happen. He gets his coordinates wrong and dumps the kids in the wrong location.

Shouto: I KNEW THAT JINWOO"S OLDER BROTHER COULDN"T BE A BAD GUY

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Meanwhile a shadow butler is washing dishes in the background. Another shadow butler is trimming the lawn. And a third is cleaning up all the muddy footsteps that Shouto trekked through the house. Then there's just a bear rolling around in the middle of the living room.

Jinwoo's past time involves reading books like "how to get along with your spouse's children" + "101 ways to be a good stepparent". One of the tips is reaffirming your stepchildren's dreams.

Shouto's dream is to convince jinwoo that he's too good for endeavor. Sung Jinwoo just nods along. Shouto thinks after every conversation that he's managed to successfully convince jinwoo; he's very disappointed to see jinwoo the next morning, sitting next to endeavor at breakfast.

Shouto: new conspiracy theory being that Jinwoo is a mail order bride

all for that japanese citizenship

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Jinwoo just really enjoys climbing trees. That's the official hobby listed on his biography: tree climbing.

Hawks reads it in a very different way.

In another interview, jinwoo talks about how he knows how to ride horses.

Hawks: sTop it we all know endeavor is hung like a stallion!

Honestly, if this were to become a oneshot, half of the fic would just be bullying Hawks. Hawks just being salty the whole time-

WAIT so we all know jinwoo's crazy transformation from like chubby cheek 18 year old who looks like he's younger than his younger sister? And then by becoming S rank, he gets HOT. I'm talking sexy hot model hot.

So Hawks just watches in great annoyance as Jinwoo goes through this insane transformation at "20" And then jinwoo starts... stealing modeling jobs and magazine covers.

Jinwoo the model.

Hawks: is this man out to attack him? Hawks: i came into this life to have a good time and i'm feeling very attacked now. Hawks: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN FLY Jinwoo: brings out a dragon Hawks: ...

More in the #twink!Sung Jinwoo (except he's the immortal monarch of death) X Endeavor au where hawks is SufFeRiNg

#sung jinwoo #hawks #endeavor #todoroki enji #sung jin woo #bnha #boku no academia #bnha ideas #mha #solo leveling ideas #solo leveling #endeavor x sung jinwoo #twink!Sung Jinwoo (except he's the immortal monarch of death) X Endeavor au where hawks is SufFeRiNg

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My horny negro friend. I'm a 55 year old White Faggot Punk. I was turned into a cocksucker on my 14th birthday by a 46 year old black Muslim back in the summer.of '71. At the same time my.older brother's best friend was a 22 year old twink just out of prison and he trained me and coached me to love sucking black cock. I went to adult prison in February, 1972 and sucked off hundreds of negroes for 14 months. So you must agree that I give negroes the best blow jobs they ever had. I also love licking black guys bare feet before sucking their cocks. I would love to turn you on to my homosexual talents. Would you like that?

i fucking hate this app

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m3wllo · 10 months

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link tagged me in an ask game thingy. hi link 1. are you named after anyone. i mean i was originally named after my aunt but now im named after a twink. my dead name is also super boring like goddamn 2. when was the last time you cried. uh. ..m..last monday actually it was.. a bit of a stressful day. double miscalculations. strmess 3. do you have kids. i am seventeen years old (and i do not plan on having any) 4. do you use sarcasm a lot. yeahg :] 5. what sports do you/have you played. so like back in flordia i had a neighbor who played baseball and i remember like, practicing out back with him and my the-stepdad and i was bad at it. so uh yeah no sports for me 6. whats the first thing you notice about other people. i barely notice those around me to begin with but i think i usually like... look at their torso's first,..?? so their shirts 7. eye color. green :] 8. scary movies or happy endings. i am the worlds biggest coward and cry baby. habby endings... 9. any special talents. shrugs... i can change like... my voice really fast..? i remember like on call i was reading some dialogue outloud from a game with my friends and like. startling one of them from switching between cracking up and like dead serious soooo um. :3 10. where were you born. north carolina. it was hot and flooded a lot 11. what are your hobbies. listening to music and pretending im not a person (kiiidddiiiing.. mostly), daydreaming(? is that a hobby i dunno), drawing, writing, roleplaying, being silly 12. do you have any pets. three rottweilers who are the biggest brattiest babies ever 13. how tall are you. next question im not answering without my lawyer present. (five foot but im taller than link) 14. favorite subject in school. uh.. out of the core four? im hesitant to say language arts bc they all get on my nerves. but like elective-speaking i loved psychology. and environmental science was fun too 15. dream job. voice actor voice actor voice actor let me in the fucking recording booth please please please hello. youre nothing. realistically though um... i dunno... something to do with plants... maybe. i dunno its so bizarre having people i can tag in this... get tagged: @xx-h0tkn1v3s-xx @mushroomjar @for-the-love-of-avo @transgender-arsonist

#tag game #um. hi.

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Oooooh have you ever done a Mike character analysis or talk about him a little!? I am so interested in hearing what you think about extremely overhated because people can't understand them Wheeler siblings

mostly in dms!!!! but i have been planning on making a gifset like the one i did for karen and nancy for mike and nancy so maybe thats something???

but other than that i literally love mike i think he is so funny n so annoying and i think bc i have a younger brother thats exactly like him i just feel so protective like thats MY SON sjskksdkd i think hes wildly n unfairly hated like he's. a kid. when ppl are like HES SO TOXIC HES SUCH A. BAD BOYFRIEND!!!!!. yeah. He is 14 years old. Why are you as an adult pressed about a 14 year old twink that is not real being a bad boyfriend i do not get it! and he's so smart n perceptive and there r so many things about him that mirror nancy like the facial expressions at times and how they quickly make connections that would take most ppl a lot longer.... like for ex him putting together the faulty pen in s4 just by argyle being like "this pen doesnt work lol" and nancy hearing about victor creel and being like Hm. Thats weird. and not giving up on her hunch..... also how they put together the whole flayer thing in s3 during that one scene in the basement like.... literally love mike and nancy and i truly believe they are separated all the time bc between their two brains n robin and dustin's they would just literally figure it all out in an hourjdjdkjd

i also really like to think about how in that one lil character sheet info that came out 838392 ago saying mike wants to be a writer and w nancy wanting to be a journalist.... THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

tbh i just love the wheeler siblings n karen really<3 there is somuch untapped potential in all of them n their dynamics. but i do really love mike hes one of my fav st characters nobody could ever make me turn on my boy!🫂

#anon #answered #this is all over the place sorry its 3am sksksks #but i literally talk abt mike and nancy all the time over dms

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justjelatingz · 1 year

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Where I’m at with Instagram...

I am honestly so fed up with Instagram lately. The app is literal trash-- like nothing loads or works properly. Really the only reason I stay on there after losing 4 years worth of effort put into an account is because Jinkx and DeLa use Instagram most, aside from twitter and frankly everyone on twitter is either a 14 year old with too many opinions or an entitled twink that thinks they know everything about you (no really, you guys have no idea how many people have called me racist or been told my “white’ is showing on twitter for being a Jinkx fan over a shea or monet stan, while I've said nothing bad about either of them oh and also I’M NOT WHITE) so I think I’ll pass on that. I’ve considered coming back to tumblr, I had a lot of fun here during quarantine, and still have plenty of content to share, I might make this a Teena account and post everything I’ve found and a rough estimate of what her timeline was like between ‘02-’08, since I know so may people think that Ben started being DeLa in ‘06 which is simply not the case *chuckles* I don’t know, it’d take a lot of organizing and watermarking, but I’ll definitely consider it.

#BenDeLaCreme #Jinkx Monsoon #RPDR #teena angst #peepeepoopoo

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tack-tick · 1 year

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I posted 588 times in 2022

That's 259 more posts than 2021!

89 posts created (15%)

499 posts reblogged (85%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@firefly464

@demonadelem

@rozugold

@slut-for-literature

@rabble-dabble

I tagged 376 of my posts in 2022

Only 36% of my posts had no tags

#dream smp - 81 posts

#technoblade - 39 posts

#philza - 37 posts

#mumza - 19 posts

#misstrixtin - 17 posts

#wilbur soot - 14 posts

#phistin - 12 posts

#rcu - 11 posts

#mcyt - 8 posts

#rena cinematic universe - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 129 characters

#i feel like most of it is just very exaggerated for the sake of a punchline and isn’t considered a serious character flaw by fans

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Hello!

Are you looking for Phistin fics or art?

Are you tired of looking at the tag on Ao3 and most of the fics have Kristin die of an unknown illness a couple paragraphs in?

Well, do I have the discord server for you!

https://discord.gg/8yEnFDJaXK

Alright enough with the car salesman shtick basically I’m starved of Phistin content and I figured the hundred Phistin mains could have somewhere to hang out! So, I made a discord server because I’ve got nothing better to do

Feel free to join The Phistin Palace!

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#4

All Of My COG WIPS MCS!

See the full post

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#3

No matter what has happened

C!Techno Stans stay winning that mfer is gone training and won’t lose a life to a nuke let’s goooooo

65 notes - Posted November 13, 2022

#2

What I Know About D20’s Fey and Flowers

So I’ve been seeing D20 on trending like every other week and I always check it out because the set in the gifs is pretty

I have never watched this campaign but I figured it might be fun to guess what I think has happened since it seems to have ended

A furry goblin thing FUCKED an elf

The furry goblin thing also FUCKED an owl

The furry goblin is a CHAD

I don’t think there was any actual fighting in this campaign?

Someone ate a letter at one point, dude just burn it

I can tell the tone is Victorian Romance Novel with Courts. Pride and Prejudice Esque I think?

All the talking seems super flowery though. The kind of speeches in old books that really didn’t need that extra paragraph

Someone probably got in a duel for honor then

Also I think the owl and elf are the same person? Maybeeee?

Is there a love triangle? I feel like I saw it somewhere

Imma be honest I mostly saw people hoping the furry goblin and elf would bang which fair

But nothing else about plot points lol

Was this just a Victorian era rom com?

As someone who’s getting into DND and played about three sessions it looks fun and the production value looks bonkers. I’d honestly give to actually play in person with people but online shall do

So cheers to the D20 peeps and that furry goblin goddamn dude you’re not even a twink how’d you become the local sexy man of the campaign

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My #1 post of 2022

POV: Americans had the most Americans response to houses in the ocean

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #adore the fact that my top post had nothing to do with the dream smp #despite all my top tags being dream smp related #WAIT YOU CAN EDIT TAGS ON PC???

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gncrevan · 2 years

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alright, i'm bringing back my "nor says some shit about every ESC entry" tradition, sorry or you're welcome, whichever you prefer.

ukraine: i wanna bring goodwill here but the rap is very bad and using black people as set dressing is arguably worse. i like the singing tho

austria: choice quote from this literal girlboss anthem — "we can be CEO / yeah you already know / we can be the boss / fly higher than the gods" cringe

netherlands: boring as usual but it's nice they're singing in dutch for a change

albania: potential to be really funny, the song sucks ass but the music video is game of thrones meets stolen visuals from, like, florence and the machine's king mv and kiki rockwell's same old energy mv it's hilarious

uk: oh my god it's white jesus! he's here! honestly it's not horrible so germany has good chances of being in last place again and that's a reason to celebrate in and of itself, thank you white jesus

sweden: this song has such a weird fucking structure, first it just starts without any real intro which is uncommon for a ballad, then it suddenly drops a synth bass in the second verse, i have no idea what's going on? like i don't hate it but what

france: finally, some good fucking trash! and from france no less, that's so unexpected

serbia: i wish it was a little more unhinged but this is genuinely a good song i would listen to in my free time. i hope she washes her hands on stage.

armenia: walmart mumford & sons

spain: sounds like something they would play in 365 days. also extreme y2k vibes in the video for some reason?

romania: the juxtaposition of a dance beat, really involved choreography, and a singer who just has no energy is honestly. it's a lot. i kinda love it. i love this weird twink

italy: ok so i really like mahmood and i have massive respect for him for showing himself in tender embrace with a man in this video, but the song is kinda. meh. that's sad

cyprus: what's with all the history-themed videos this year? lol anyway this sucks toes

greece: props for singing acapella with only some vocoder backing on this for over a minute. i mean it's still bad but that's kinda impressive

belgium: this one's probably gonna be made or broken by the choreography cause what little they showed of that in the vid was really good and really improved the song

azerbaijan: there was the chance for this to be a really melodramatic power ballad and they didn't take it. the video was a little bit hilarious tho, the rain effects killed me

lithuania: very, uh. lynchian idk

portugal: tfw your back-up singers all have better technique than you

israel: what in the rupaul's drag race contestant's original song

australia: terrible lyrics aside this could have been so fucking operatic and y'all just didn't do it? you just didn't? why???

montenegro: "the air is what they need / the air is what they breathe / they'll die without it / it's unforgivable" so true bestie

san marino: jared leto joker

bulgaria: y'all ever heard wolfgang petry make "rock" cause that's kinda this hook

poland: if more of it was like the bridge it would be pretty great, hoping for good staging

moldova: polka!!!!! fuck yeah polka!!!

norway: it's so fucking stupid i love it

north macedonia: ........ i like the rings in her hair. song's boring.

switzerland: yeah unsurprisingly this is absolutely terrible

malta: what is with these gay/trans pandering songs, why are there so many of them, why are they all so disingenuous and why do they all sound like shit

ireland: this sounds like every other song and also not like a song at all

finland: ok listen. i was a the rasmus stan in my early teens, and i stopped listening cause they got worse. in the shadows was their prime. whatever this is is embarrassing and kinda gross. please hike up your pants, lauri, and don't act weird with your new female band member, and don't write fetishistic shit like "a girl who looks like she's a boy". please stop. you're in your 40s and this is sad.

czech republic: i will probably forget this song in 5 minutes

iceland: country abba. abba but country.

estonia: the only good part was the western horse gallop beat

germany: they really couldn't do a second take on that third line, huh? anyway, germany zero points <3

denmark: i think it's so funny when obvious pop artists act like they're playing hard rock or punk or riot grrl or some shit

latvia: LET! THEM! SAY! FUCK! AND! PUSSY!!!!!

georgia: somehow three songs in one and all of them feel like overly long interludes, idk what's going on

slovenia: anime opening sang by a decently ok guy at karaoke. also the video is just a slide show of the storyboard which is funny

croatia: how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man? nobody likes acoustic singer/songwriter bullshit at eurovision

#eurovision song contest #esc 2022 #eurovision 2022 #eurovision #esc22 #nor watches telly #long post for ts

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