#also it’s anime as fuck so I think eryn would like it
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3 8 and 9 for possuminnit :3
3) My thoughts on their design/aesthetic alone
hmm idk how to answer this one.., i think really he just has like a normal teenager-esk aesthetic. More outdoorsy than anything, a lot of his pants have holes in them and grass stains, mud stains on the bottoms of his leggings. his shirts also grass stained and loose but he loves it a lot. he likes to feel the wind and the stains from the nature aren't something hes upset about at all, nature leaves its mark, so he lets it !
8) Made-up connections with other characters that weren't in the canon (friends, enemies, whatever)
AAUGH ok so cslime and ctommy are Great friends 2 ME. i think they'd bounce off each other very well and sorta understand one another in a way thats special between them - i cant really give a reason Why. just something about them two within their characters makes me feel like that. I think cslime would bring/collect bugs for ctommy for him to eat and tommy appreciates it lots (even when given bugs He'd Never Eat). i think slime one day would shape his slime into giving himself opossum ears n a tail .tommy would cry over it I Think.. to me... He doesn't see a lot of opossum hybrids, well like ever really
9) Headcanons about their past
Through the messily shaped lore he has for his past (growing up with wilbur but also living in a village with eryn for a bit) I tryy to work with that in a way. with like the loose info i have about it all. I think when ctommy was REALLY little, like maybe up til he was 8-10ish ? he lived in a village with eryn but a lot of the time he was in the woods wandering around and getting stuck fucking Everywhere. I dont think the towns people were very nice to him, not for any real reason, they just were cunts. but tommy had heard them mention his hybrid traits one or two times and just chopped it up to that, so for a little bit he didnt really like that part of him. Then tho he ended up wandering off far enough he got lost and well .What was the point in even going back? other than eryn he didnt have much, so he kept wandering till he came across wilbur like Ages later. he had his bow that eryn taught him how to shoot on him, but he never used it to hunt or anything, he liked animals too much and felt bad. he just stuck to eating berries and bugs/ticks he found. I think a mix of wilbur and wild possums helped him realize Hm. No i do like this part of me. im cool, even if i am misunderstood
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DSMP/MCYT Grocery AU! Because I work in a grocery store and it’s invading my head and my interests
This is gonna be a long ass post so here’s a keep reading
The Front End!
Dream and Sapnap are checkers/cashiers/whatever they’re called
Karl and George are courtesy clerks/checkers. Usually courtesy clerks but will check if needed
Bad watches the self-checkout
Callahan is the front end manager.
Kristin owns the grocery store/is the store director and is often in the main office. The store is called Kristins
Skeppy is a customer who comes in often just to hang out with Bad. Doesn’t even buy anything
Schlatt also works in the front office but no one knows what he does? They think he’s HR
Pharmacy
Ponk :D
Lazer and Vikkstar because I didn’t know where else to put them and no one else worked in the pharmacy
Produce Department!
I don’t know what goes on in the produce department because I work in the dairy and that’s clear on the other side of the store but!
Ivorycello is the manager because I like her so I’m putting her in charge
Punz, Boomer, Hannah, Purpled, Awesamdude, Tina, SquidKid (get it, because potatoes?)
The Deli!
Quackity is the deli manager! He mostly does the fried section with the fresh stuff that customers can eat in the store idk what it’s called.
Slimecicle and Michael McChil also do the fried stuff
Connor makes sandwiches
Mamacita and Mexican Dream work the meat deli wall.
Billzo runs the Sushi bar! No one knows how he manages to run the sushi bar and also be in the frozen department at the same time but he is.
The Bakery
Niki is the bakery manager!
Captain puffy and Corpse is here too because the image of him making cookies is really nice
Ghostbur! How is he here when Wilbur is also here? Don’t ask. I just wanted him here.
Foolish after lunch
Antfrost runs the coffee bar. Velvet is here too but I don’t know much about him.
The Floor!
Phil is the grocery manager.
Wilbur manages the freight crew (used to be the only one on the freight crew but that was stressful as fuck so phil and kristen made sure to hire a bunch of new people)
Tommy is technically a courtesy clerk but most of the time he’s on the floor instead of bagging groceries. (Same with Eryn)
Fundy, Jack Manifold, Hbomb
Eret does the health and natural department.
Foolish does the end caps and all the non-food items like stuffed animals and movies
Frozen!
Ranboo, Sneegsnag, Tubbo, Billzo (sometimes), Aimsey, Freddie
Tubbo once bet that he could stay in the freezer for an hour. Everyone told him he shouldn’t. He did anyway. Everyone is surprised he came out unharmed. (It’s fucking cold in there.)
The Dairy!
Technoblade is the dairy manager and he used to do it all by himself and in record time (somehow. Mans is dedicated). Also used to work in produce until a rivalry with Squidkid got out of hand. Now he does everything that is inside the dairy cooler. (yogurt and milk mostly)
Seapeekay! New hire and is kind of scared of Techno. He does anything that needs to be taken out of the dairy cooler to be put on the shelf. (stuff like orange juice and coffee creamer)
Feel free to add others or give me ideas or something. There’s a lot of mcyts I don’t watch or don’t know anything about (like the bedwars players I threw into the produce department) so go wild. I’m pretty sure hermitcraft would probably own a rival store and maybe empires/3rdlife/last life/afterlife would too.
#mcyt#dream smp#dsmp#mcyt!grocery au#might talk about this more so theres the tag for it#should I tag all the characters?#ehh#don't feel like it#also sbi family dynamic is canon but they aren't all related#wilbur is phil and kristins son#tommy is some street kid they hired#techno is a family friend#wilbur got super attached to tommy tho because holy fuck he doesn't have to do the entire grocery department by himself anymore#I mostly threw everyone around based on vibes but the frozen department was specifically chosen#they had to have the exact right vibes#but also beeduo are kind of there because snowchester lol#i picked them first and then anyone I thought vibed super well with them and would also be funny in frozen was tossed in#idk theres just a vibe for people who sling frozen pizza and ice cream
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Anyways here’s some c!eryn art I’m mostly happy with, I just thought he’d look pretty cool with sort of FMA greed style arms?
#c!eryn#erynstreams#eryn dsmp#dream smp#dsmp#eryn streams#dsmp fanart#not this whole piece being bc c!eryn’s dad only had a small bit of red on his arm#causing me to randomly wonder if it’s like a genetic thing so like. part of the skin#also it’s anime as fuck so I think eryn would like it#anyways go ahead and have this an hour early tumblr I’ll post it other places a little bit later but everyone has been nice recently so#y’all get it early#discodraws
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I was joking with my last request. Could you do RFA+Saeran with a super emotional MC. Like, someone could just look at her, and she would start crying. (I'm not saying this happened to me, but the possibility is high)
You should do a headcanon where RFA+Saeran want Gaston to ram their asshole (can I say that here? Idk) ((ALSO, you are the best looking female Gaston I've ever seen ur welc)
1) Thank you Eryn but no ty I’m not a good looking female Gaston that was an EMBARASSMENT and if any of you ask for that image of me face swapping on snapchat with Gaston from Beauty and the Beast I’ll screech because it was bad wowza2) Here, I know exactly how MC will react to each: they will be like what the fuck but then secretly admit that hell yeah they want that too
Okay, I know today is Monday and I’m supposed to update Eleven Days but I’m giving myself a day or so to gather my thoughts for the next chapter, but don’t worry, it’s still coming out! This is short but sweet and I hope you like it, spaceboi!
Yoosung
Okay you would just start crying and he would freak out
Like, he thinks he made you cry and feels horrible, but you really didn’t?
This one time, the two of you were out and saw a dog and a little girl in a wheelchair playing in the park and you just started bawling
He was like ‘OhmygodwhatdidIdothistimeI’msorryMCaaAA’
Even after he knows that you just cry easily and get super emotional, it doesn’t stop him from freaking out every time it happens lol
Zen
“Babe?? What’s wrong???” “I-I watched a movie and the ending was really good!” “Is this a happy or sad cry?” “I’m just so happy it ended good for them! *sniff*” wtf mc
He didn’t quite know how to react to you just bursting out in tears randomly
He never knows if you are crying because you are sad, or happy, or in pain, or stressed. MC why are you crying????
Tbh, he probably keeps a list of things that make you cry to try and avoid them, but it doesn’t always work
That list is like three pages long on lined paper, front and back, and counting
Jaehee
It confuses her
“MC? Why are you crying all the sudden?” “I’m just… I don’t really know?”
Half the time she asks you why you are crying, you either say you saw a dog, you saw someone who looked at you funny, or you watched disney/saw disney something. Or a combination. Or all three
one time you two were out and a snobby looking girl walking a Dalmatian glared at the two of you and you just started crying
She tries to comfort you, but eventually stops jumping to come to you unless she hears you cry out in pain, or hears a loud bang signalling you may be hurt. Or you cry her name, then she comes r u n n i n g
Jumin
He doesn’t deal with emotion too well
So he gets super confused when you cry over him asking if you minded him getting wine out for dinner
“MC? Why are you crying? I just asked if you want me to get wine out for us to drink at dinner?” “I’m just so happy you want to do that!” “...Okay then.”
No matter how many times you burst out in tears, it never fails to make him jump and come running or speed walking
Sometimes, he hesitates to pick up your calls, especially in meetings, because he doesn’t know if it is an actual emergency or if you want to just cry about a cute tv show you saw
707/Saeyoung
At first, when you would just burst into tears for little things, he got super worried
“MC??? Are you okay?? What happened??” “I saw a cute picture of a raccoon!! It just made me so happy! It was *sniff* it was a baby raccoon pushing a little stroller with a stuffed animal in it!” “Ooh, can I see?”
Next thing you know you both are crying over cute ass raccoons -saeran gets so mad sometimes-
He’s come up with a way to find out if you are sad crying without even needed to get up from what he’s doing.
He just calls out “Are you sad?” If you say yes, he is there in an instant. If not, he resumes what he is doing lol
(the raccoon image mentioned can be found here if anybody wants to see)
Saeran
“MC stop crying ohmygod its just a bird” “But it’s a cute bird!”
“They just looked at you, MC!” “But, they looked at me funny!”
He hates when you just burst out crying because it scares him
He’s no good with emotion or crying people, so he never knows how to comfort you
Half the time you are crying because you saw something cute and it made you happy, other times it’s because someone looked at you funny. Sometimes it’s because you are hungry and it made you sad
Poor boy just never knows
If you sad cry, he uses his go-to response: “Do you want some ice cream?” the two of you are probably gonna get fat off ice cream you cry so much
It’s fine tho he doesn’t mind
#mystic messenger#mysme#mm#mystic messenger headcanon#mysme headcanon#mm headcanon#yoosung kim#mystic messenger yoosung#mysme yoosung#mm yoosung#zen#hyun ryu#mystic messenger zen#mystic messenger hyun ryu#mysme zen#mysme hyun ryu#mm zen#mm hyun ryu#jaehee kang#mystic messenger jaehee#mysme jaehee#mm jaehee#jumin han#mystic messenger jumin#mysme jumin#mm jumin#707#saeyoung choi#mystic messenger 707#mystic messenger saeyoung
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Every whole number x when f(x)=sin(x^0.75), such that f(x) is decreasing
…okay, I put that equation into Wolfram Alpha, but the graphs it shows you by default are extraordinarily hard to read, and you can’t get any further detail without signing up for a Pro (i.e. paid) account, soooooo…. I’m just gonna answer all of them! Hope that’s okay! ^^;;;
1. First console you’ve ever owned?‘Twas the original NES. I was so happy when my parents bought it (although tbh my dad bought it as much for himself as for me). I spent so many hours playing the SMB games… ahh, good times.
3. Favorite childhood game?Hmmm, probably Super Mario Bros. 3. That was the one I spent the longest playing, anyway. My mom even went to the trouble to borrow the strategy guide from the library, photocopy the whole thing, and bind it together into a book for me. My mom was the best. ;_;
4. Longest consecutive hours you’ve played a game?Whew, uhhh, not as long as some people, I’m sure. I don’t think I’ve ever spent more than 8 hours straight playing games. I’m certainly no match for the likes of Neptune and Vert, that’s for sure. ^^;;;
5. Game with the best soundtrack?I actually really really like the soundtrack from the first Hyperdimension Neptunia game. A lot of those songs just get stuck in my head, y'know? Especially Nepgear’s theme. :3
6. An underrated game from within the last few years?Hmm, gonna go with Akiba’s Trip: Undead & Undressed. It apparently only got a 64/100 on Metacritic, which is WAY too low for how fun this game is.
7. Most disappointing game you’ve played?Honestly? Most of the Jak and Daxter series. I really really wanted to like those games, but I just… couldn’t. There was just something about them that really turned me off. I enjoy other, similar games, so I don’t know what it was. I got all of them for super cheap (like probably $5 each) so it’s not like I spent a bunch of money on them, but I still felt ripped off, y'know?
8. The game with the best atmosphere/scenery?The Metroid Prime games, for me, had some of the best settings. Nicely-rendered and completely appropriate for the feel of the game. If you’ve never played any of the MP games, please do so. If you can play the Wii controls versions, so much the better (it’s playable with the Gamecube controller but once you use the Wiimote to aim Samus’s gun you’ll never go back).
10. Prefer PC or console?Based solely on the number of games amassed, PC wins out, but I honestly don’t prefer one over the other.
11. Have you written any fanfic or made any fanart?…not of video games, no.
12. Most bizarre game you’ve ever played?It’s pretty tame, but probablyyyyyy…. Goat Simulator. Like, what the fuck even is this game.
13. Scariest game you’ve played?Well, I haven’t actually played it yet, but the scariest game I currently own is probably Spooky’s Jump Scare Mansion.
14. Do you watch playthroughs online?Not really, no.
15. Favorite animal in a video game?This is kind of an odd question… I’m gonna have to go with Gex the gecko, particularly from the second game. I loved that game so much.
16. The best year in gaming you’ve experienced?Literally every year seems better than the last, so I can’t really answer this question. This year has been pretty amazing so far, but then, I’ve said that about every other year past, so… ^^;;;
17. Have a video game themed background or lockscreen?LOL of course I do! My desktop wallpaper is Neptune and Nepgear, and my phone’s lock screen and home screen are both pics of Purple Heart.
18. Worst game you’ve played?Ooh, interesting question. I don’t really know if I can answer this properly? One of the games that stands out to me is called Sparkle 2 Evo. The graphics were nice but the controls were awful and it was nearly unplayable. The devs might have patched it since, but I kinda lost interest in it so I don’t really care at this point.
19. Hardest game you’ve ever played?The hardest game I’ve seriously played is probably VVVVVV. Fuck that game. >:(
20. Favorite publisher and/or developer?If I don’t say Idea Factory (and/or Compile Heart) I’ll feel like I’m betraying my beloved Neptune, so I’ll go with them.
21. If you had to play one game for the rest of your life, what would it be?I don’t know if this really counts as a video game, but I’m gonna have to say Mamono Sweeper.
22. If you could turn one game into movie, which would it be?The first game that sprang to mind was Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. It was such a cool game, I’d love to see a cinematic version of it (also can you IMAGINE Samus on the big screen? EEEEEEEEEEEEEE).
24. Ever cried because of a video game? Which one(s)?Oh, probably! I know SMB3 made me cry when I was little because there was one level I just couldn’t beat no matter how many times I tried it. I forget which level it was now, lol.
25. Proudest accomplishment in gaming?Hmmm, probably the time I finally actually beat Indalecio in Star Ocean 2, when you do the event where his power limiter is removed and he basically becomes a god. Fuck me sideways, that was an insane fight.
26. How often do you play online? Co-op?Almost never! The last game I played co-op was MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune Vs. Zombies (I played with @aboutthreeneps), but I really don’t do online gaming much.
27. Have you gotten any friends into gaming?Maybe? Most people I’m friends with are either already into gaming, or else they’re not interested, so…. probably not.
28. Who got YOU into gaming?Hmm, I guess it was my dad. I watched him play a bunch of games when I was a small child and was like “THAT LOOKS SO COOL I WANNA DO IT TOO”.
29. Watch cutscenes or skip them?I usually watch them, unless it’s one I’ve seen a bunch of times (or one you can’t skip… damn unskippable cutscenes).
30. On average, how long does it take you in the character creation screen?…quite a while. It depends on the game, I guess. When I made a new character in Stardew Valley today, I spent between 5-10 minutes, but when I was creating a character in Saints Row IV, I probably spent close to an hour tweaking every little variable to get it just right.
32. Do you cosplay?Not really, although I did cosplay as Squall from Final Fantasy 8 one time. I still have the gunblade sitting around somewhere.
33. Favorite female npc?34. Favorite male npc?These two questions are really hard for me to answer! Mostly because I find games fall into either one of two categories: ones where the NPCs are faceless and forgettable, and ones where the NPCs are extremely well-done and I love all of them.
35. Best protagonist?Neptune, duh.
36. Best antagonist?I like GLaDOS from Portal.
37. Ever been made fun of for playing video games?Hmm, I don’t think so.
38. Have you tried a game, hated it, then tried again, and loved it?Again, I don’t think so? There’s been plenty of games where I’ve been like “meh” at first and then “OMG THIS GAME IS AWESOME” later, but I don’t think there’s any I really hated that I went back and liked later.
39. Do you play for achievements/trophies?Not explicitly, or at least, not at first. I tend to play through the story of a game first, and then on my second playthrough I’ll try to get most of the achievements.
40. Favorite voice actor?A new favourite, but a favourite nonetheless: Megan Hollingshead.
41. Gone to a midnight release before?Nope! Any of the games I’ve been excited for either never had this sort of event, or else they did but I just got on the bandwagon too late. I’m incredibly behind the times when it comes to keeping up with this sort of thing. T_T
42. A game you will never forget (in a bad OR good way)?Star Ocean 2. That game will stay with me forever. In a good way. :3
43. Favorite sidekick or companion?Ooh, good one! I really liked Eryn from Fairy Fencer F. She’s such a sweetie, and Fang treats her like garbage for most of the game, so I think I was especially drawn to her because he wasn’t.
44. Do graphics matter?They have to be done well, and the style has to fit with the overall style of the game. Other than that, I don’t care. A game isn’t instantly better by having more realistic graphics or whatever, I don’t care.
45. Do you like funny or more serious games?I tend to like more funny games, overall.
46. Always, sometimes, or never use subtitles?Sometimes. It really depends on the game.
47. First person or Third person?Both??? How is this even a question lmao
48. A game you’ve always wanted to play but have never gotten to it?Bastion. I watched a friend play some of it and it looked super cool, and I own it, I’ve just never played it for some reason.
49. A game you haven’t played in forever, but want to replay?Hmm, I kind of want to play Cave Story again. I love that game
50. How many games to do you own?I currently have 186 games in my Steam inventory, and counting the various consoles I own it’s probably at least 250.
51. First character you’ve had a crush on?I can’t really think of any right now! I did kind of have a crush on Princess Toadstool in Super Mario RPG, I guess that’s the earliest character I can remember.
52. A game you will always stand behind, and support no matter what?All of the Hyperdimension Neptunia games. I own all 4 of the main series games (Re;Birth 1-3 and VII) and 4 of the spinoff games (Nep U, Hyperdevotion Noire, MegaTagmension, and PP), and I’ve bought more Neptunia merchandise than I have for any other game series.
53. Your most immersive game?Most of the Pokemon games, for me, have been pretty immersive. Like, I take it upon myself to learn everything about them, I keep written notes on lots of stuff, I actively plan out my strategies in advance, etc.
54. A sequel you really want?Hmm, can’t think of too many. Most of my favourite games are series anyway, so they already have sequels. :P
55. How much time, on average, do you play in a week?Hard to say, some weeks I barely play at all, some weeks that’s all I do. I’d say on average, like taking the arithmetic mean, it’d be around an hour a day.
56. Do you tell people irl that you play video games?Oh, for sure. There’s not really a stigma around it anymore since everyone plays video games these days (the whole notion of “gamers are over” and all that).
57. What is an overrated game you’ve played?Basically every MMO I’ve ever played. I just don’t get the appeal.
58. Ever have someone walk in on a sex scene between you and you LI?I’m going to assume that “LI” stands for “love interest,” like as in the love interest of the main character of a game, otherwise this question makes no sense (even as is it doesn’t make much sense). No, this has never happened. I can’t recall any games I’ve ever played that have had explicit sex scenes. Other than, like… HuniePop or something, but even that’s not really explicit, it’s mostly just moaning. (Unless they released some super-X-rated update or something, I haven’t touched that game in a loooooooong time.)
59. A game you are looking forward to this year?
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61. A game you know everything about?Star Ocean: The Second Story. I know that game like the back of my hand. I could probably play it blindfolded.
62. Would you want to work with video games when you are older?I want to work with video games now! I *AM* older, dammit! (Especially after watching all of New Game!, I really wanna work for a development studio. I don’t even care doing what, I just wanna be in the industry!)
63. What’s a game that has inspired you?Hmm, I can’t really think of any games that have “inspired” me. Like, in what way? I don’t know.
64. Describe your favorite video game using only three words?Neptune = best girl. (I don’t know if an equals sign counts as a word, if so you can take it out and my point still stands.)
65. Any favorite screenshots of games?I’ve posted a few on my tumblr, mostly from Nep games.
66. Game with the yummiest looking food?Uhhhh…. hmmm. I mean, Portal had that delicious-looking cake. Stardew Valley has some decent food too.
67. Most violent game you’ve played?Honestly, probably One Finger Death Punch. Being that the entire point of the game is slaughtering hundreds of enemies with either your fists or whatever weapons you happen to find lying around. I mean, it’s all stickmen, but still.
68. An older game that you’ve just recently gotten into?I honestly can’t think of any! The oldest game I’ve gotten into *recently* is the aforementioned Akiba’s Trip: Undead & Undressed, but that came out in 2014, so I don’t know if it’s old enough for the purposes of this response.
69. Your first LI?…not quite sure what this means. Love interest? Like, first character from a game I fell in love with? First game I played where the main character had a love interest? I honestly don’t know how to answer this one.
70. Do you play any mobile games?A few. Not counting portable consoles (i.e. the 3DS or PS Vita), I have a handful of games on my phone (Sailor Moon Drops, Monument Valley, Mushihimesama, I even have Carmageddon on my phone (yes, they released an iOS port of that game somehow)).
71. A game you can’t stop talking/thinking about at the moment?Well I did just pick up Stardew Valley again, so I’m probably gonna be thinking about that for a while. Same with that Neptunia idol game, I just started playing that and it’s super fun.
72. Have any guilty pleasure games?Of course not, why do you ask?
73. A game with the best fandom?Overall, my experience has been that Neptunia fans are all pretty awesome. :D
74. Which game has the best lore?I actually love the lore from the Metroid series. The whole history with Samus and the Chozo is so interesting to me.
75. Do you focus on main storyline/quest or do sidequests first?I do both! I’ll play the main storyline until either (1) I need to grind more because the enemies/bosses are getting stronger, (2) I need to get better equipment and need either materials for crafting, or money for buying stuff, or (3) the main story is in a lull and I get an interesting side quest. Usually once I go off on a sidequest tangent, I don’t come back for a good long while (to the point where I’ll stop playing the game for a while and then when I come back to it I’m like “ok wtf was I supposed to be doing? I don’t remember, maybe I’ll just start over again lol”).
These were fun questions, thanks for asking! ^_^
#ask#euthymiclurker#video games#ask me a thing!#also sorry rachel someone inadvertently beat you to the punch#partly due to my inability to do complicated math anymore lol
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Whatya Want From Me...? - Ch. 4 : In The Shadows
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A while after Eryn’s 18th birthday, Bill and her took a break on their research. They had been working during the whole winter’s holiday, and they were still in a dead end. Even Eryn had started skipping sleep in order to keep searching, hoping to finally found something.
Bill hadn’t said anything but Eryn had the feeling that he was losing hope. It was kinda strange, feeling him like that. It was letting Eryn with a bitter taste in her mouth. She hated feeling so helpless, especially toward Bill. A part of their cohabiting was that Bill often shut himself down from her body in certain moment of her life. He had basically explained her how this worked: he was still in her body, but he could manage to contain himself to her mind only with some effort, shutting himself from her senses and so allowing her some privacy. She’d have to call him mentally to reach him, and it was not always easy when he was not focusing on hearing her, so they usually just agree on how long he would be gone before he’d came back. He used to do that only when she had to go to the bathroom or change clothes, but lately he had been shutting himself down without apparent reason, like he just wanted to be alone. Eryn hated that. Not only because she felt helpless toward him, but also because she was feeling uneasy staying too long without him now. The silence in her head was painful, and she couldn’t help but feel terrified at the idea that she would have to live without him for good one day. He had made her addicted to him. And she hated it. She hated him for that. And still, she loved him so much.
She took a sip of her peppermint tea and sighed while looking at the book she was reading. It was a collection of small novel about fantastic creature that she had found on her school’s library. She had first took it because she thought that she could find something in it to help Bill but it was just kind of a goofy work actually. She was clearly not going to find anything in a book that was telling “The Wonderful Tale of the Leprecorn” or “The Curse of the Truth Telling Teeth”. But some of the stories were fun to read, and so she was just reading the book to kill time before Bill decided he was willing to come back.
She turned the page. Uh, a new novel already? She barely remembered what the last was about. Something about gnomes assembling to create a giant gnome, of something. Honestly she wasn’t really paying attention to all of this… – She turned another page – She was too worried about Bill to enjoy her book, actually. She wasn’t even sure why she was trying to read, but it was better than just staying on her bed, doing nothing and just worrying for that damn triangle. – She turned a page – Beside, Bill would probably make fun of her if he found her waiting for him. She sighed. The illustration on the right page was looking a lot like Bill. – She turned the page – That was ridiculous. Even when she tried not to think about him, she ended up doing only that, at a point that she was seeing him on this silly book. Wait a minute, what?
She went back to the last page. No. way. That was not just her mind playing with her there, it was Bill on the illustration!
-Shit, Bill! Look at this!
No answer. She groaned. Of course, he had shut himself down. He couldn’t hear her. And she had no idea when he would deign come back. She went back to the beginning of the novel and started reading it, this time giving it her full attention. It was called “Fear the Beast With Just one Eye” and was talking of a powerful being, living on earth long ago. He was bringing madness on the world, playing with the law of nature by making the waterfall flowing toward the sky on the snow falling on summer. His favorite place on the world back then was Egypt, where he even fused human and animals for fun. He managed to make people believed those were gods and used them as a pretext to make Egyptians do whatever he wanted, even making them build huge monument shaped like him.
Eryn sighed and chuckled. Damn, she had understood by then that Bill was an asshole but this was a bit too much. Still, the very idea that he had made Egyptians build the pyramid for him made her laugh. That triangle was a fucking megalomaniac. She went back to her reading.
According to the book, a group of powerful human sorcerer eventually got tired of his shit and trapped him with the help of a zodiac, banishing his mind to the nightmare realm and sealing his body in a nearby mountain. Damn, there was even a map! She checked on her computer. The place on the map did exist, and there was even legend about it being cursed because a lot of people went missing there.
She bit her lips. All right, this might not be true, but for know, it was the first time they had a trail. Bill had to see this. She closed her eye and try to empty her mind, focusing only on the idea of reaching him. “Bill?”. No answer. “Bill, please”. Still no answer. She took a deep breath and focused a bit more. Reaching him was always difficult. “Bill. Come on, where are you?”. She heard a muffled sigh. He had heard her, but clearly he didn’t want to listen to her. “Bill, you have to come back. I’ve found something.”
He groaned, and Eryn was relieved to realize the sound was coming from her throat.
~All right girl, I’m here. What is it?
She looked at the book and opened it at the page with the first illustration. She could suddenly feel his excitement. This clearly had gotten his attention. He started reading and turning the pages, eventually reaching new pages that Eryn’s hadn’t even seen because she was such in a hurry to show him what’s she’d find. He was a fast reader so she had barely the time to read those pages, but apparently he had managed to break free and gained a new physical form, and then caused quite a mess in a small town called “Gravity Falls”, before being defeated. The novel was ending with Bill’s death.
~How in hell… he mumbled
He closed the book, keeping a finger inside it to not lose to page, and looked at the back of it. Eryn’s realized he was looking for the name of the author, and he quickly found what he wanted.
Tyrone Pinetree.
There were a few seconds where in didn’t say anything before he started laughing.
~Oh my god this is too good!
He was unable to hold himself. Apparently, this was something hilarious. His laugh started being hysterical. He was laughing so much they couldn’t breath anymore.
“Bill, we have to breath damn it” she told him mentally, unable to speak out loud because of his laugh.
He took a deep breath and started to calm down, but Eryn could still feel his delight everywhere inside her mind.
~I can’t believe it, you did it. You really did. I swear, I’d hug you if I could, girl.
She felt her face reddening. Feeling him so pleased and so happy was heartwarming. And it was thanks to her. She had done it! She managed to help him. And she had done it by herself, while he was not there. It was some kind of a victory for Eryn. But the simple fact of feeling him so overwhelmed with joy was the best reward, even if she wouldn’t have mind a hug from him.
-So… The stuff on this book are true?
~Hum, yeah, about that… he started, tensing up a bit, you know…
-The frigging pyramids, Bill, seriously? Do you need help to carry your ego?
~That’s… The only thing you have to say after reading this?
-Listen, Triangle Boy, I’ve known for a while that you weren’t really the good guy you pretended to be when we met. Of course, I didn’t think it was that bad but... Seriously Bill, I don’t care.
Bill stood still for a few seconds, and then dropped the book before grabbing the cushion on her back and held it tight against her.
-Huu, what are you doing?
~Keep quiet and just pretend I’m hugging you, Little Deer…
She blushed and started holding to cushion too, and everything around us disappeared. There was only the two of them, hugging, and nothing else mattered for the next minutes. Eventually, Bill released his grip on the cushion and break their connection.
~And just so you know, my ego is fine, thank you.
-I have no doubt about it. So, now what?
Bill picked up the book and managed to find back the pages of the novel. He showed her one of the illustration, where he was circled by some kind of wheel covered in signs.
~See this? That’s the zodiac they used to trap me. It’s also with that thing that they’ve sealed my body. We need to get rid of it in order for my body to be freed. But I have no idea how.
-Hum. Maybe we could try to find the author of that book? See if he knows anything else?
~You’re right, I’m pretty sure the little fuckers know how to do it, but I doubt he’d tell me.
-Wait, you know him? She asked
~Damn yes. He’s not using his real name but it’s not like he was really subtle there. He could as well have called himself “Not Dipper Pine”.
-How can you be sure, then?
~He always wished his name was Tyrone. And Pinetree? Damn, I’m the one who came with that nickname. And the fact that he know so much is a pretty big clue. He’s great uncles are the one who nearly killed me.
-Oh, wow. Not a big friend of yours then.
~Definitely.
Eryn keep quiet a while. She had learned quite a lot of stuff about Bill the last hour, and they were closer than ever to free his body. They couldn’t stop there. Sure, Tyrone Pinetree – or Dipper Pine, whatever his name was – wouldn’t give answer to Bill, but she was not Bill. Maybe they could somehow trap him into giving the information they needed?
-Would you be able to tell where he’d be?
~Well, sure, but I’ve told you, he will surely not be willing to help me.
-Seriously Bill, have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately? You’re not exactly “you” right now you know.
~That’s… Hum. Yeah, you’re right. What are you suggesting?
-Maybe I could pretend I’m some kind of fan? Start talking to him like I’m just trying to figure stuff out because I’m interested by the back story or stuff. Or told him I’m writing a fanfiction and want to get a little bit more information?
~Going for flattery, he? Wouldn’t be the first time a Pine falls for that… You know what? This might work. All right, girl, let’s do this.
-Bill, wait. She stopped him, feeling that he was going a bit too optimistic, even if you find him, we still have to manage to go to him.
~Don’t worry about that, this won’t be a problem. Get dressed while I’m looking for him and we’ll leave as soon as I’ve localized the boy. And don’t worry about my eye, I’ll take care of it myself.
-The boy? So he’s young then?
~He’s barely older than you, yes.
Eryn went to her dresser. If he was about the same age as her, this could even be easier than she thought. She smiled when she noticed the blue dress Bill had offered her for her birthday. She would have love to wear it, but it was probably a bit too much. She took a white blouse and a tight jean, and started tying her hair in a ponytail. She looked at herself, not completely satisfied. There was a blue blaze around her, and she had a blue blazer over her blouse. She smiled at the sight of a little rhinestone deer on her pocket.
-Thank, Bill, that’s exactly what I needed. She said while taking a bag before stuffing the book in it.
~You’re welcome. Ready to go?
-Well, yes but how-
~Just let me do my things.
Bill snapped her fingers and she was completely wrapped in blue flames. When they disappeared, she was in an alley she didn’t know. She gasped. Oh god, did he just teleported them?
~That’s right, teleportation. It’s really useful.
That was awesome. But Eryn was suddenly feeling quite uneasy.
-You’ve, hu, catch quite a lot of my thought without me wanting to, lately…
~You’ve probably been a bit less focused. Why, you have stuff you want to hide?
-Of course not, what could I possibly have to hide from you?! She answered, a bit nervous
~Well, whatever. I’ve managed to find Pinetree. He’s heading to that cafe across the road. You just have to go there and find a way to start a conversation. So, the second you leave this alley, I’m letting you handle the situation.
She nodded, and felt her eye burning with Bill’s magic. She moaned.
-Seriously Bill, that’s really not my favorite way of hiding your eye...
He didn’t bother answering and she sighed. She didn’t know what he had in mind but fine, if he wanted to do it like that… She went out of the alley and crossed the road, entering the cafe. The place was relatively empty, except for a young man at the counter.
“Yep, that’s definitely him.” Bill’s voice echoed in her head.
“Let’s do this then”
[Start from the beggining]
[Chapter 3] - [Chapter 5]
#Gravity Falls#Undertale#Crossover#Fanfiction#Fanfic#Bill Cipher#Human!Bill Cipher#Whatya want from me...?#WWFM
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