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discoblocks · 5 days
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discoblocks · 6 days
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I want my angts hurt/no confort kidnapping drama
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discoblocks · 6 days
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when god closes a door (gothcicle) he opens a window (faggy clubcicle)
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discoblocks · 7 days
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sorry this is so fucking funny. "They're really hard selling it" 😭
this is exactly what I was talking about
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discoblocks · 8 days
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when Tommyinnit came out as bi curious, some poor news editor had to censor every one of tubbos swears in his reply
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discoblocks · 8 days
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EVERYONE CHEER AND CLAP FOR MY STREAMER ON NATIONAL TV OR IM BLOWING THIS PLACE UP
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discoblocks · 8 days
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tubbo: what?
phil: he threatened missa
tubbo: not the minecraft bitch fuckkk. not the philza minecraft side piece noo
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discoblocks · 9 days
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Missa: I'm getting scared for real, by the way.
Bad: Why are you scared, Missa?
Missa: Oh, nothing, it's just that–
Bad: You don't have anything to be afraid of. We're friends. ...Aren't we?
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This entire horror movie bit Missa and Bad did today was incredible. Es cine 🚬
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Missa: Where are the raccoons, man?
Bad: What raccoon?
Missa: Badboyhalo, what did you do? What did you do? Badboy-
Bad: Nothing, Missa.
Missa: I'm getting scared for real, by the way.
Bad: Why are you scared, Missa?
Missa: Oh, nothing, it's just that– [Mumbles]
Bad: You don't have anything to be afraid of. We're friends. ...Aren't we?
Missa: Of course we're friends, of course we are.
Bad: That was a nice picture you had. You're not gonna... you're not gonna show that picture to anyone, right?
Missa: [Throws the picture] Umm-
[Lightning strikes the photo, destroying it instantly]
Bad: ...Hmm. Huh! That problem's taken care of.
Missa: You're not the real Badboyhalo.
Bad: We're friends, right Missa?
Missa: I don't know. I don't know. Are we?
Bad: Of course we are. Friends look out for each other, right?
Missa: What did you do to those rabbits?
[A sound like a ringing phone suddenly echoes nearby]
Missa: Oh, look– it's time to go! That's my alarm to– I gotta go, Badboyhalo! I- I- that's my alarm for "Get the fck out of here" so it's alright, I've gotta- I gotta be like, on time for my– [SCREAMS]
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discoblocks · 10 days
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“This year Tubbo is hosting his third annual endurance stream”
Thank you the BBC for completely dodging twitch slang 😭
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discoblocks · 10 days
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tommyinnit coming out as bicurious live on stream is great but i think people are missing out the key part where he came out to correct the man he is literally married to
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discoblocks · 10 days
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nowadays its wrong for a minecraft youtuber to be straight. because of woke
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discoblocks · 10 days
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just watch out mcyters… because when everyone is queer… no one will be
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discoblocks · 13 days
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discoblocks · 14 days
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barbieboyhalo i louve youu ❤❤❤❤
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discoblocks · 17 days
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Goat Harry just blew up Sheepland along with the walls and the tree of life and Tubbo goes "this is drawing too many parallels to my liking" 💀 💀 💀
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discoblocks · 17 days
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f*g portal you will always be famous
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discoblocks · 20 days
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A trend I’ve been noticing
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