you shpould draw a hedgehog :)

was not able to bring out the brilliance of a hedgehog sadly . hope you still like

did u know that vfk:

mildly injured his neck eating pussy one time.

speaks Spanish fluent-ishly. his only real problem apart from his comically American accent when speaking Spanish is getting stuck on words that don't come up a lot, but he does just fine describing whatever he's thinking of until the other person gets him. for example he doesn't know the Spanish word for 'platypus' (ornitorrinco), so he'd call it 'rata australiana con pico' (Australian rat with beak), which yeah, honestly is close enough. he also knows a couple phrases in Japanese from his Yakuza pals he met on layover in Honolulu but again he has an accent problem.

is an enabler to the point that he will literally help you find a vein to shoot up. thinks he's helping.

dreams of being in a rap video one day.

probably one of his worst habits is sitting on the toilet reading Playboy even though he finished shitting twenty minutes ago.

occasionally tells stories from 'back when he was in college' that sound so bizarre and/or depraved that they couldn't possibly have occurred in any college on earth (even in the US). anyway that's because he's not talking about college, he's talking about jail.

back in my tumblrina era. look at this gay ass picture of risu

☆Gifset Per Episode - Kimetsu No Yaiba☆

Entertainment District EP11 - No Matter How Many Lives

Desperate to control // all and everything Unable to forgive // your scarlet lettermen

emerges from under my rock with a dusty old blorbo. shuffles back under the rock

chapellroan -> hotgirlcoded ✨

i missed her too much and i was having an identity crisis AND co-star told me to do what i have to do 🙂‍↕️

Even when I was writing other beautiful things with other beautiful words, it lived there in between the spaces left behind. In every margin, in every gap betwixt words and breath between two letters’ kiss. It was a slow thing. Slow enough to surprise only me. The ghosts which gather and dance under the moonlight in naught but their metaphysical skins are not creatures I’ve buried. And yet, all of them came for me. I am the progenitor of their grief, they say, their creator and their tormentor and their savior and the one who whispers soft lessons into their ears. I am the one who knocks and the one who responds. I ask the question before answering it. I tell a secret and keep it safe. But I too am the one who spreads it to the other children on the playground. I pull ponytails and feel the pain in my scalp. I kick a man when he’s down and bruises appear on my stomach. And I cannot hold séances, nor can I turn back time. Even as I walked backwards towards Constantinople, I knew I would only ever end up in the streets of Istanbul. And as I wandered the city, crying for the lost Byzantines, a million wonders passed me by.

One Year Free, One Month Changed by Amatullah Bourdon

(*^▽^)/★*☆♪

Sorry but i don't have anyone to vent about this to. i'm going insane because of aleksa's eyes specifically. how can someone have eyes like that. why are they so big....? so he can read socialist literature more efficiently? So he can See his best friend(who is big also) better? why are they so grey? can he see me through the screen? help

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII im gonna pretend i have no idea who sent this ask and we're meeting each other for the 1st time again on a beautiful windswept beach on a warm summer evening and aren't currently living together in my windowless eunuch tower... sooooooo so so so so fucking real ive been saving up resources for an aleksa eyes compilation just for this ask alone and im realizing now there's only so many images one can hoard before needing to share them with the masses for the sake of one's sanity so here they are:

like......youre sooooo right no other man in the world has legitimately the eyes of a gay yugoslavian pornstar like theyre so fascinating. he has all the privileges of someone with beautiful bright eyes but also you don't look like a cringe idiot praising them bc they aren't like basic regular ass blue orbs. also the last one drives me insane bc it looks like he used to wear eyeliner in the rly early boy boy videos..............i need to be hospitalized immediately. also i love that in the money laundering video (middle left) they were like damn we need a deeply cinematic shot of someone with enchanting eyes and thick lashes looking longingly up at a pokie machine (before licking it and making out and pretending to have sex with it). Thankfully we know just the right man to call

No but seriously imagine it:

You're seeing coheed and cambria on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Coheed and cambria seem a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." Claduio says. All of a sudden Coheed and Cambria walk onto stage and kiss, holding the bi flag.

Uh oh besties! Someone's not looking very Normal 👁

Based off this lovely s2 dndads au snippet by @kaseyskat! The teen brainrot is so strong for me rn

joshua rosfiel/d..... <3

completely forgot i had like. pee in jars in my ponytown bathroom.. thats knda gross past me 😭😭😭 anyways im gonna remove them since im redoing some house parts

tumblr user landslided found dead in miami