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excitementshewrote · 10 months
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south africa but i've never been there also i'm drinking
HELLO MAGGOTS this is the good omens mascot here hello hello. my psychiatrist just spent today telling me how I won't be able to be out in college when it starts in May and I'll be misgendered etc etc it's all a good time. So my solution:
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My darling cousin @imchronicallyonlinesowhat (the one who thought Sir Terry Pratchett looked like Sudha Murthy, was a kindly old woman and was married to Neil Gaiman because their book cover fonts were similar, OG maggots know the PAIN) who lives in South Africa asked me to make a South Africa post. FYI, she's moving to Australia for college, so you can be assured I shared my Australia posts with her she is SO prepared she won't say marmite instead of vegemite and she knows the Wibbles are inherently sexual. SOUTH AFRICA (I've only had a teeny weeny bit of cheap ass wine so far):
There a lot of white people there it's ineffable. There are enough of them there that my cousin regularly talks about not ever marrying someone who doesn't have some masala.
Afrikaans is a gorgeous language. I thought my cousin was showing me her Afrikaans notes once. She wasn't. It was her English notes, she just has the most illegible yet neat handwriting in the world.
They don't say yo but they say YOH and it sounds very much like a bass drum.
People at my cousin's school pump their hands in the air while saying jesus-jesus.
There's a trio of white boys that rule the school kind of like a genderswapped mean girls. They all look the same haircut-wise, they're Catholic and they're called the Triumvirate.
I'm realising here that my knowledge of South Africa is limited to cuzzy's school. But the wine is shit and I promised my blood-relative so I am continuing.
The books are fucking expensive and so everyone has to pirate shit. This sounds like the US.
Everyone is TALL. Like VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY TALL. The standard of height is insanely different from India. TALL.
If you don't have a last name you're going to get into legal trouble.
The no hat no play rule applies here as well as Australia apparently.
The wine cost like 2.5 dollars in USD if my conversion rates are correct, it smells like battery acid and tastes of rotted grapes. Nothing to do with South Africa, it's just that I cannot remember a single other thing about South Africa other than it's a country in Africa that's presumably in the South.
My braincells are already frying. For my cousin's sake, I'm going to compile all my Australia posts here so that she knows what to expect! Australian maggots your continent is about to be graced with the Good Omens Mascot bloodline. Notably the one with the Sudha Murthy fuck up so that's doubly fun. @howmanyholesinswisscheese, @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet, @madfangirlontheloose @obsessed-sketches @drconstellation and any other Aussie maggots be prepared and welcome her.
Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands Song
Deaths in Australia in 2015, an ask
VEGEMITE IS NOT MARMITE, another passionate ask
Pt I Australia but I've never been there
Pt II Australia but I've never been there
Oh I hate cheap wine. @imchronicallyonlinesowhat I hope you appreciate this, blood of mine. I'm such a great cousin.
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thebeyoncesource · 1 year
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ALREADY (2020)
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Ummmmmm here we go 🙄
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fieriframes · 3 days
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[THEN JUST BRING IT DOWN. EVERYTHING'S COOKED ALREADY.]
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livingisboring · 22 days
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This exam szn finna be my last straw
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Pray for me ♡
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giffan · 2 years
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inuhimesblog · 6 months
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I have spent entire freaking days just playing this fucking game!!! Send help....
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sniperct · 1 year
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jagzii · 2 years
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I did it....
I binge watched all 5 seasons of 9-1-1 and now I want nothing more than to go back and watch it all over again
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like why?! Why do I miss this idiot already?! 
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lastcallatrockysbar · 2 years
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Okay, so he's not a mechanic, but that Texas boy charm, and the cowboy look - I'm in love.
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igcttabe · 2 years
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[ AFTER ] :
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HIS KISSES LEFT HER BREATHLESS. that was not an easy task, she had not come across a single person other than him who had the ability to do that to her. it was only him. when they took a temporary break from each other, she watched him with wide eyes, taking in absolutely everything that she could. her hands gently moving to hold the sides of his face, even though there had been nothing gentle about the kiss. “are you alright?” that was what had entered her mind first and foremost but of course, she wanted to give him what he wanted. unlike with the others, she actually wanted the same too. using the hold she had on his face, she pulled him back to her, making sure it was what he wanted. letting her lips find his again, kissing him with the same passion that he had showed her. @bcssbitchs​
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vinylattes · 9 months
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What is the key to enjoying life? (x)
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fieriframes · 5 months
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[AND I'M THE EIGHTH DWARF. I'M PIEROGI. YES. OKAY. ALREADY WANTS ME OUT OF HERE. OKAY. GREEN TEA IS NO MATCH FOR THESE THINGS. IT'S HAVING A TIME-OUT. YOU STAY RIGHT THERE. NOW WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE FILLING. WE MAKE POTATO AND CHEESE.]
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ayo-edebiri · 11 months
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts
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a-flickering-soul · 10 months
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OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA
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