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ashisstrange · 3 years

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My oddly specific Warren Graham headcanons

(totally not just me projecting onto him because he has very little personality in the game itself, shhhhh)

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• His parents divorced when he was very young. He lived with his mom throughout primary- and middle school. Until he got a scolarship at blackwell

• He used to see his dad twice a month, every other weekend :) (this totally isnt me projecting what r u talking abt)

• He's transmasc (afab). His parents were accepting, even his father in the end even though he had some trouble with it at first

• He listens to gorillaz religiously, they're his favorite band. Immaculate taste if i may say so myself

• He's very into music from the 80's and 90's, again, imacculate ass taste man

• At blackwell he's only told Max, Ms Grant and the principal abt the fact that he's trans. He started puberty blockers quite early and nobody really asked him either, since he passes quite well.

• As we all know, he's a big science nerd. I imagine he's always happy to help people who struggle with math/chem etc

• He sucks at biology though. All my homies hate bio

• Mans loves marvel and dc, he prefers marvel, but he thinks the discourse between the two fandoms is useless

• On the topic of marvel and dc, he totally collects comics and can talk for h o u r s abt the cinematic universe

• His favorite movie in the marvel franchise is probably winter soldier

• Likes singing along to music when he thinks hes alone, even though hes not a good singer

• He got his car on his 16th birthday as a gift from both his parents, because they were super proud of his scholarship to blackwell

• He has quite a lot of trouble making friends, but when he does warm up to people he's sweet asf

• "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so eat up!"

• A dog person!! He totally loves cats too, but dogs just hit different yk

• He plays d&d, but he hasn't played in a long while since he moved from his hometown to arcadia bay, away from his childhood friends

• He doesn't like seafood besides fish sticks lol

• He doesn't really smoke or drink alcohol much, but je doesn't pass up w33d every once in a while.

• He has these blue pajama pants with space ships and stars on them and he wears them consistently during vacations/weekends

• He totally has that one pink headset with cat ears. This is non-negotiable

• He enjoys playing video games, but it's not something he does every single day.

• Very big on Final Fantasy (probably grew up with it) and Legend of Zelda

• Says he's not that big on cinematography but has a long list of movies he likes and some immaculate ass taste, once again

• His favorite movies include Akira (canon, actually) and the butterfly effect (also technically a movie he canonically watched)

• Probably active on reddit, hate to say it 😔

• takes pictures sometimes just for shits and giggles, not with any further intentions. More like, oh the view is nice lemme snap a pic

• An average disposable camera enjoyer

• Keeps pictures of his family in his room, between all the posters he has

• Loves stranger things (He find will very relatable)

• Technically canon, but he owns graphic tees with terrible puns on them

• One of his top ten things is driving at night, listening to music with the aux while cruising

• headphones > earbuds

• his lockscreen is a picture of him and his friends (you can fill that in based on your personal headcanons, but id imagine a picture either with Max or Nate)

• Actually knows how to use discord

• Probably owns a spider man suit, let's be real here

(Comments are very welcome, i'd love to know ur opinion on my hc's :3)

#warren graham #warren #grahamscott #lis #life is strange #headcanon

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amphii-writes · 3 years

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How Nekoma And I would Interact Head cannons

Hey! this is just how I think I would interact with the team because I know myself better than I know you, the reader! so i’m sorry if these are a bit boring :,)

warnings: swearing, mentions of violence(?)

If anything i’d meet kenma through school, he’d be a seatmate of mine and id ask him about videogames and we’d hit it off right away

I feel like we’d have midnight convos about videogame lore and we’d gush about our favorite games to each other and bond over nerdy shit like pokemon

With this, Kuroo would absolutely know about my existence, and god he’d tease kenma about having a “girlfriend” rip kenma

With this, kenma would be tired of kuroo’s bullshit and just ask me if i could go to a practice so he could get kuroo to finally stfu and of course id go because i wanna support a homie

Kuroo would be confused because 1. I am out of kenma’s league and 2. How the fuck did he “bag” me?

This would cause kuroo to be absolutely idiotic towards be and he’d ask me if i need a chem tutor, no i dont but ty for being so kind. This would spark a fucking dellemia in him, im cute, im nice, what the f uc kckkk

With this, the other members would for sure notice their dumbass of a captain short-circuiting and me standing next to a cringing kenma and investigate

Lev gives me the Im-gonna-run-full-force-and-tackle-hug-you vibe so rip me :,)

Yaku and kenma would flip their shit and scream at lev because he just assulted me what the fuck dude

Man’d be like whoopsies i got excited :b

Inuoka would also be screaming cause it's inuoka, what else would he be doing, Fukunaga would be chillin, just staring at me like 0-0

Now this is where it gets good, yamamoto is late to practice by a little bit and he sees f e m a l e

MAN GOES APESHIT AND JUST “HOLY SHIT WE GET A HOT NEW MANAGER LIKE KARASUNO”

After training camp and everything i feel like the team would be comfortable enough with me to add me into their group chat

Kenma, yaku, and i would absolutely shit-talk everyone and have a mini groupchat where we send memes and talk about dumb shit together

I feel like the name would be like “Bruh moments” while the actual main group chat would be “Nekoma Nekonya” and that- that also pains me tbh

That group chat would be cursed as well, like any teenage group chat is but this one,,, for sure.

Kuroo would send cursed images and yaku would give him a therapists phone number and ask him if he wants to schedule an appointment after he sent a salad fingers meme

Inuoka def sends those like- fuckboy 🥶🥶🥶 cishet boy “I hate women but want pussy” memes and wears highlighter clothing i'm so sorry it hurts me too

I feel like as a reward i jokingly said i would wear a cat-girl maid outfit and these motherfuckers did a mini-fundraser for it and gOT ENOUGH FUCKING MONEY FOR IT

And the catcher is- that id wear it tO A FUCKING GAME AGAINST FUKURODANI

I would indeed cry out of embarrassment before the game but the team would for sure say i look cute as shit and they’d be right, a hoe can pull off some cat ears

I would cause half the team to short circuit

God,, i would walk around and the bells would jingle and im- god i hate that

One doesn’t simply just walk around during a fucking high-school volleyball game like that and not get attentioin

Bokuto would probably yell something about it too and that also brings me pain

Well because of this- nekoma won and asked if i could wear that to all their games

Finally got them to let me just wear the ears and tail so poggers

But here's the kicker, next match is against Nohebi

That means daisho and kuroo get to have their moment of absolute fucking beef

So I walked in, wearing cat ears and a tail. Daisho is newly single, you get where this is going.

I can just imAGINE HIM BEING ABSOLUTELY DUMBFOUNDED LIKE HUH??? WHY WOMEN WEARING CAT EARS??

Id be with my team and they’d ask me to do the neko pose and i would because i wanna make them excited for the game

dAISHO WOULD WITNESS THIS AND JUST HAVE A MELTDOWN

With this newfound hate and love for nekoma, he has a new objective: fuck the nekoma manager in the cat ears and tail

After the game he’d walk up to me and flirt and id just be so tired like dude,,, im in cat ears and chugging a monster please give me fucking mercy

But of course, Kuroo finds me in time to see him kabedon me, his precious neko manager?? Aha n o .

Fighting ensues and i have to break it up, i give daisho my number so he gets the fuck away from kuroo, and kuroo gets to see me do a new neko pose or whatever

Crisis averted

Well until daisho texts me anyways

Then its “Kenma,,, you gotta help me”

Poor kenma he doesnt wanna deal with that snake bastard

Probably just brushes me off lmfao

After that yaku decided to have me stick by him when they play nohebi because and i quote “YoUR GONNA GET KIDNAPPED BY THE FUCKING SNAKE MAN” and i dont wanna worry yaku

Daisho also has make a rumor about fucking me to his team and they believe it-

Awkward matches after that

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #nekoma

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