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mazanarry · 2 days

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I love thsi ship🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I KNOW I KNOW THATS SO RANDOM BUT I LOVE THEM😭

Jona buff and chubby erina 🤭🤭🤭🤭

#wiliam zeppeli #jjba #jjba part 1 #phantom blood #jonathan joestar #erina pendleton #ndoul #alessi jjba #stardust crusaders #jojo part 3 #my wips #my sketches

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vendcf · 2 months

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YAY😇

Part1

#jjba #art #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 3 #jjba fanart #mariah jojo #vanilla ice jojo #oingo boingo #jjba oingo #jjba boingo #alessi jjba #Danieljjba #midler jojo #nena jojo #sketches

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outoftoucherlocksholmes · 13 days

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it occurred to me while backing up procreate files last night that aside from Bad Bisexual Representation Booty Shorts Dio, i never posted any of the things from this canvas i had going for sketches while watching part 3 back in 2022, which is a shame, really

#jojo's bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo #joseph joestar #kakyoin noriyaki #jean pierre polnareff #muhammad avdol #dio brando #hol horse #n'doul #oingo and boingo #terence t d'arby #alessi jjba #with a special shoutout to lisa lisa kars and shadow the hedgehog #context for the oingo boingo alessi one: i was like ''damn it must suck being an eight year old with severe anxiety in the same cult mansio #as Loser Dude Who Beats Up Children For Fun'' and then thought of that image #context for the terence darby one is that he levitates sometimes and that shits creepy in a hilarious way #also ''commits vehicular manslaughter nonbinarily'' is also just something i said on discord (about yoda actually)#but for some reason kakyoin would often end up being the one driving. and i think he should be allowed to run over some of dio's minions #i think everything else here speaks for itself #OH also the enya and polnareff ''can't stand his fake ass/me and the bestie'' was drawn on this canvas too but on hidden layers #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo part 3

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los-sanchos · 21 days

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Trade with @dooeattaboy

#digital art #jojo fanart #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #art trade #art #alessi jjba #alessi jojo

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viridisvilla · 4 months

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I never finished this and December's almost over with so have this unfinished pic 😭

#alessi jjba #kramplessi #yes this form has a name they all do :)

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cloooooooooooo · 29 days

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DIO's minions and whether I would personally hire them

N'doul

Hired. Probably knows how to get the job done and having a blind guy on the time will look great if we ever do something wrong, as we will immediately be excused of all things done wrong by having a disabled person work for us.

Oingo

Hired. Probably not super good at his job, but we can just pay him less and gaslight him whenever he accuses us of anything.

Boingo

Not hired. Can't afford to get in trouble for violating any child labor laws.

Anubis

Not hired. Too complicated to have an ancient god on the team.

Mariah

Hired. I am attracted to her. Probably will insult any customers though.

Alessi

Not hired. Definitely on some sort of registry and we can't have someone like that on our team.

Daniel J D'Arby

Hired I guess??? But he isn't getting any accomodation if he wastes his pay check on gambling.

Telence T. D'Arby

Not hired. Can't stand men who play video games.

Pet Shop

Not hired. Would get its feathers everywhere

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #n'doul #oingo boingo #jjba oingo #jjba boingo #anubis #mariah #alessi jjba #pet shop jjba #daniel j d'arby #telence t. d'arby #this is a joke #shitpost

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baby-zakarii · 2 months

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Thats why he has the bells in his hair... for stimming purposes

Bells In Outfit For Stimming Purposes Club

#alessi jjba #risotto nero #ask reply #jjba agere

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ask-the-creatures · 2 months

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Do you guys like my dog

Who is that thing in it's paws... -Terence

Disgusting beast -DIO

Weird thing... -Vanilla Ice

Doggy!!! -Mariah

Can it play poker though? -Daniel

I wanna give it a little kissy -Midler

Can I give it a treat? -Hol Horse

Beast from the earth, I respect you greatly. -Nukesaku

It looks sad -Alessi

#ask blog #ask answered #jjba ask blog #dio brando #hol horse #mariah jojo #mariah #mariah jjba #alessi jojo #alessi #alessi jjba #terence darby #daniel darby #vanilla ice jjba #vanilla ice jojo #nukesaku

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mazanarry · 2 months

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My little jojo but with villians part 3 😍

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killjoydreamer · 4 months

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I wanna draw him so bad,,,,

my man, my man,,,,

#alessi jjba #Jjba #autism #jjba alessi #Pining for Alessi even tho I have a whole ass gf

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soll-amca · 4 months

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Do you have any Alessi headcanons for someone desperate ?🫣 Too shy to come off anon to ask ..

uHHHHHHHH MAYHAps :) Thank you for the ask! I’ve been dying to write for awhile :) !

I legit don’t know what I have and haven’t posted yet since I haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute but uhhh uhhhhhhhh. There’s lore-dumps near the top, but it gets better near the end I promise

Obligatory song for my headcanon posts. There’s no specific reason for this song, it’s just a banger, and I’m also trying to be very normal about Walid Toufic and not put his music for every single Alessi post

Alessi’s of Lebanese-Armenian descent, but extremely estranged from his Armenian roots due to internal family issues — mostly his father facing scorn from his intolerant side of the family for marrying an Armenian woman. Despite this, Alessi was very close with his mother and, even as a grown man, regrets not learning more from her. Of course, he’s never going to admit this, no matter how obvious it may be that he tries to pick up parts of the Armenian language and culture

Alessi was born in Beirut, Lebanon in 1951, but was eventually forced out due to a civil war in 1975. Though, what gave him the final push to leave was a falling out with his siblings. With both their parents gone, his sister going off to a loveless marriage, and his brother wanting to join the war effort, Alessi loses control of Sethan during a confrontation and turns them into children. This ends up as a strange, happy accident as he would try keeping up the charade for a few days, exploiting their memory being reverted to fake a “happy family” in an effort to keep the last remnants of his old life from slipping away

Things end horribly for Alessi as his siblings eventually find out and oust him from the home they all grew up in. With nothing left for him, he leaves and dedicates himself to mercenary work throughout the Middle East and Northern Africa to keep himself afloat

With fourteen years under his belt by SDC, Alessi’s considered one of the best in the region. And since he’s well-traveled, he’s proficient in a majority of the Arabic dialects, so nine times out of ten, nothing got past him in Dio’s mansion regardless of where the other assassins were from

The joke is that most Arabs don’t understand North Africans, but everyone can understand Egyptians, so whenever Alessi wants to phase out of a conversation, he’ll slowly change to to a dialect that’s “further out” and difficult to understand despite Levantine being his first

Since French is a secondary language in Lebanon, much more prevalent during Alessi’s time in schooling, and especially North Africa for mercenary work. He knows enough to get around like the basics, but can’t read or write for shit. His little brother was easily more fluent than him, so he has a weird sort of resentment yet fondness for the language. Whatever French he knew definitely came back when he was chasing around Polnareff in the Sethan arc

Very, very curly hair, but he doesn’t take care of it. Back as a kid, when he had his mom, she would help him and he was basically a puff-ball, but as an adult, he doesn’t have the slightest clue on how to style it while also maintaining his hair. If you catch him when he just wakes up, or immediately after a shower, it’s seemingly perfect but then he’ll proceed to douse himself in a can of hairspray

The gun he uses in SDC isn’t his, it’s his late brother’s. But going into that right now on why and how he even got it should be it’s entirely own post so —

Any endearment at all related to babe/baby will have him throwing up in his mouth. It’s one thing to mention a child, it’s another to somehow relate it back to HIM. Honestly, Alessi doesn’t read as a “habibi” person to me, he’s too bitter to be a “habibi” person. Albi and eini come much more easily to him as petnames to call someone

He’s a sucker for trashy American television. He used to think he was above it, but now if you leave him alone for long enough, he’ll put on TLC and binge whatever’s on. Although back home, he had a thing for spaghetti westerns even if they were horribly dubbed in Arabic

Adding to the Western trend, he was super into Lucky Luke comics as a kid. Since they were really popular in the Middle East, and the translated ones were produced in Egypt. It’s definitely not a stretch that during the 80s and SDC, his grown, mercenary ass sat down to watch cartoons of his favorite cowboy. Would Alessi hog the mansion’s TV to watch Lucky Luke? Perchance. Would he stay cooped up in his Luxor hotel room to watch it? Also perchance

Tintin was popular, too, but I think I need an outside opinion on that. If a Tintin person could come back to me about this please help

Hol Horse fascinates him. Not in an admiration sort of way, but a “holyshit a real cowboy” sort of way. To Alessi, it’s like Hol crawled out of his family television and old comic books

I don’t know who it was, but I want to say back in like,, 2016ish one of the original Dio’s Fuckhouse blogs had a headcanon that Hol was actually from New England or something, but basically nowhere near “the Wild West” or even the South. So the image of Alessi being interested and asking him stuff while Hol Horse is just,, sweating bullets because he’s not a “real cowboy” is hilarious to me

Because of what happened with his sister, Alessi’s very standoffish when it comes to love. He’ll take any chance he can get to mock touchy couples and heckle anyone that he thinks is getting “too intimate” in public, but I think we all know he’s compensating for something

But the moment someone touches him or is very direct about making a move, he flusters and doesn’t know what to do with himself. Cheesy pick-up lines will only embarrass him and he can’t tell whether or not you’re making fun of him

Having gone through wide extremities of emotions when he was younger, and then having to suppress them all as a mercenary, Alessi wouldn’t understand sensitivities. Especially since he’d have to adopt a pragmaticism in his line of work to keep himself alive — and arguably sane. He’d get confused over someone being upset over an inconvenience that isn’t “up to par” to what he went through, but at the same time fly off the handle at small things happening to him since he bottles up all his emotions

If someone cries around him, he falls into the routine of having this initial frustration, stuffing it down to not make things worse, and eventually follow through with a weird shoulder pat — sorta like “there, there”. After that, he’s clueless

#Jjba #sdc #Stardust crusdaers #Alessi #alessi jjba #alessi jojo #Ask #anon #headcanon #I don’t know how long ago you sent this in but I’m profusely asking for your forgiveness anon #Every break I have a 35% chance of spawning in so hi Muslim’s back :0 BDBJK #I would just like to say that I could elaborate so much more on the sibling falling out thing because I’ve been cooking for YEARS #I’m really cool about asks. It might take a bit but I’d love requests :)#Most of these were written at 2am ;3

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connor-dioda · 8 months

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Dio Aureo's Decepticon Squad!

#jjba transformers au #my art #jojo's bizarre adventure #transformers #jjba #mariah jjba #steely dan jjba #alessi jjba #hol horse #stardust crusaders

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vendcf · 4 days

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@mhjmmumm

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #art #jojo part 3 #alessi jjba #alessi jojo

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viridisvilla · 9 months

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I don't think I ever shared my freaking Alessi themed emojis nGMDFM

#alessi jjba #sethan #my art

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belligerentjingling · 1 year

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Hammerhead Shark!Alessi | General

Hello I’ve made the executive decision that AUs get a genre change. Sharklessi is gonna be surf rock — at least until I can find some really good Lebanese music with beach vibes. Dick Dale’s fitting enough though since he’s uh,, Lebanese Original pic: (X)

Since I have a trend of continually dying and coming back for a month but then only posting at like,, buttfuck early in the morning, I hope you don’t mind me tagging :>>> @shaylistic @viridisvilla

Alessi is a bit small for a great hammerhead, but that doesn’t stop him from bullying what he considers punier merfolk (even then, he’s still decently larger than other species). Typically, he’ll go after eels, squids, smaller sharks but his range is wide enough to encompass anything that’s smaller than him

Although, resulting from his size, he elects to stray away from most other hammerheads; of course, with the exception of smaller classifications

Originally from the Levantine Sea, there really isn’t much restriction as to where he will or won’t turn up. While he’s against change, Alessi hangs around wherever he can and at least grab something to eat albeit if the conditions are similar enough to home

Regardless of never having contact with humans, he’s terrified of them and being beached is easily his worst nightmare. He’s heard plenty of stories from others and above all else would abhor being stuck on a beach surrounded by people. So, Alessi tends not to swim too close to the coast. Though, on several occasions he’ll people-watch from a decent distance near bay areas and even trail behind ships if curious enough

Though, if spotted by anyone aboard he’ll immediately cower and duck under the waves until deeming it safe to resurface

On some few occasions he’s been caught lurking behind, from a distance especially, he’s been mistaken for someone overboard — which wasn’t at all helped by his incessant flailing once noticed. Attempted rescue usually ensues, followed by a thorough scan of the area, maybe a bold sailor vying to jump overboard in an effort to drag him over

From his people-watching, he’s fostered a resentment for children. Children bothering innocent beach-goers; children squabbling over a beach ball; children ruining rigs on a sailing trip; children thoughtlessly throwing things over and into the sea which is readily swiped and gladly taken

Though, nothing could really compare with his hatred for bombastic, arrogant teenagers, especially teens doing whatever “beach hijinks” that typically come next or them venturing to throw stones once noticing him lurking

#Soll writes #Alessi #Alessi jjba #Alessi jojo #headcanon #Sharklessi #Jjba #Hammerhead Shark!Alessi #Listen it was a lot harder than it should have been to pick one Dick Dale song #@ first I thought one with really obvious Middle Eastern influence but at the same time “Shake N’ Stomp” has always had me in a chokehold

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baby-zakarii · 2 months

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i need age regressor Alessi(pls)

ACTUALLY-

I think Alessi's hate for children is actually coming from internalised agerephobia

Bro hates kids because he's one😎

#ask reply #jjba agere #alessi jjba

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