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DOGKIN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY FÙCKING COMMON ON HERE, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS???
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There just needs to be a fic that's like, Scott and Jimmy. Together, but fuck, double life, then Tango gets thrown into that relationship, starts at Jimmy's boyfriend, then one day Scott jut "this is my husband Jimmy, and my boyfriend tango" instead of saying Tango is Jimmy's boyfriend, and that just kinda solidifies it.
Same thing happens with Martyn, but he starts out as Scott's, and Jimmy is more then fine with the idea of dating martyn, they were exs in the past, they're still close friends, what's the harm? Then Tango realizes he's fucked, cuz oh what the actual fuck, he's hopeless for 3 different pretty boys.
Martyn keeps Ren as his boyfriend, and Ren doesn't end up dating the other three, then Tango, Jimmy, and Scott all get fwhip, and ot just spirals.
At the end of it, half of the related servers are entwined in some sort of polycue that involves like 30 some people.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HERRREEEEE
AND THE SVARFT SHOLD BE HERE IM TE MONTHHH
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Minecraft fans talk about the mob votes line they're the US elections.
"Yeah, I don't know ow if I'm voting this year, I just don't see it right to choose the best out of 3 bad options that we know nothing about."
"If you vote for the penguin/alley/coppergolem IMAGINE ALL THE WAYS WE COULD IMPROVE TRAVEL AND RED STONE."
"The snifer/moobloom/glare/crab improve quality of life, and make your homes better!!"
"Yes, but mobs like the armadillo could offer protection to those you care about!!"
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Sometimes, when you write, you reach a point of "maybe a Crack fic will fix me"
I've hit this point, I'm writing a Crack fic, I doing it. I've never done it before, it's going to be atrocious
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Idk, I'm not in the dsmp fandom very much anymore, always been too much drama for me, but still, sbi, found family, super villain fics always, they hold a dear place in my heart. The idea that maybe, I can have done these bad things,but there will still be multiple people who want me there, who love me, and there doesnt have to be a rhyme or reason to it
Maybe I just have childhood trauma, and a bad relationship with my parents, who knows
The said, tommyinnit's clinic for super villians, will always be a favorite, I have reread it a million and one times, same with his curse of binding. Love that fic too, I just really like the near death sbi found family's somedays, ok, you can't get this level of found family in the traffic life smps, ok, those fuckers are all in love, not sbi tho
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I don't care what you say, we need a jimmy, martyn, and Ren team. Bird in the treebark, if you will. CANARY in the treebark. Birdworts,
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Every few weeks, I just get consumed by the boat boys thoughts, idk what I'm gonna do this time, but joel bites ethos face for sensory reasons
I don't make the rules, I just follow them, and these are the rules, joel is severally underestimulated at all times, and it's makes him grouchy and do weird things for stimulation. He started wearing chewlry after DL, cuz he got so used to just nipping and biting at etho, now It feels wrong not to be almost constantly biting things
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The poem at the end of the end always breaks me mentally, I could read it a million times.
We are the universe, we are love, we are life. And we always will be, we are the world itself. We are the universe looking at itself. We create, and we make as we please, we can do so much. The very fabric of the world is under our fingers. We are the seamstresses, and we hold the fabric of the world in our hands.
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I don't care
Nobody by the crane wives fits fucking almost every duo in 3rd life.
"Nobody will ever love me, like she says she tells me she does"
Impulse about bdubs /neg impulse has a sort of bite to his words. Bdubs says he loves him. But one clock is all it takes.
Scar about grian, fondly. Scar knows grian is just saying it. Just saying he loves him. And scar is still so fond, at least grian is putting up the act in front of him.
"Nobody will ever love me, like she loves me"
Ren about martyn in such a gay way. No one will ever love Ren the same way as martyn did. No one will ever be the same as martyn.
Jimmy about Scott, as they move through the other seasons, in a bad way, Scott will always love jimmy, even as jimmy tires to move on. Scott will always hold onto the cage for his canary.
"I'm trembling in the only storm I've ever known"
Joel on his own. He is the storm, and his throat closes at the thought of how much the red brings out of him.
I could go on. I fucking love nobody by the crane wives, I'm so unwell about it, same with sleeping giants.
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I see everyone talking about the zombie apocalypse in session 7, while I'm here crying after watching martyns
He's mouurrrnnninnnggg he's as sad as joellll, he looked to mumbo and Jimmy chest after putting two bones in his and went "You guys would be so proud of me" I'm crryyyiinnngggg
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The main reason I like tumblr, is because im just allowed to be batshit xrazy, I can put in the tags of something "Sorry I was licking your blood off the floor like a dog" and no one will bat a fucking eye, but if I say that on any other platform, or even in real life, it's a god damn death sentence
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I think all jesters should be of the fae
NOW HEAR ME OUT.
Back in this well, time frame of jesters, Nerodivergent children, were often calls children of the fae, for their odd behaviors, and likings (to what almost exclusively included nature at the time), social awkwardness, and all the sorts. If you had dwarfism, or any thing outside of the "normal" as a child, you were either of Satan(in which you were often killed I do believe), or of the fae, where you were just seen as a fucking weirdo
Yknow who also normally grew up to be jesters durring this time?
THATS RIGHT, NERODIVERGENT PEOPLE.
Their disorders often seen as comical, and were almost exclusively hired, for that Nerodivergent behavior, or dawfism, or, any of that, ok
What I'm saying here, is the jesters of the time are part fae, Nerodivergent fae, born of human parents to live a comical life of their own personal downfall, where everything they say is either not to be trusted because they are a child of the fae, or to be laughed at and not taken seriously
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What if we call tango/martyn forest fire
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Season two of the magnus archives done. Feeling unwelllll<3333
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I cant read it, cuz I'm a pussy(I have one, I'm allowed to say that, fuck you) but I think i just love scotts character, cuz he's not decidedly, a good person
Hes an asshole, almost entirely looks out for himself, the only reason he teamed with pearl in last life was for a god damn life, and it just kept going, cuz he knew she would give, and give, and give
I love flower husbands, but it feels admittedly toxic, mostly at fault of scott
In double life, his aoulmate qwnt and git something that would help him in the long run, and he decided that he doesn't fucking care, and is just gonna team up with someone else
In limited life, it's like he was trying to make up for it, give everyone the idea of a sweet guy, giving everyone time, doing all sorts of things almost to keep a sort of image about himself
Idk, I haven't watched enough of his secret life pov, but I just like Scott being a kinda shit person, I like it, I like his motives to be "fuck you, I'm only here to win you whores." But also still give off the appearance of a good person
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