I'M SO SORRY THE WAY THAT THEY BUILT UP THE DEATH THIS SEASON TO BE SO BIG AND DRAMATIC FOR IT TO BE FUCKING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
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Game of Omens is out!
I didn't thought I will actually finish it before Christmas, but I did!
The Game of Omens is a board game based on a wonderful book by @neil-gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens, and series Good Omens on Amazon Prime. (@goodomensonprime )
I've written the rules (in english and czech), designed the game plan and drew it.
Everything can be found here (including instructions on how to prepare the game plan).
So print it out, and have yourself a beautiful evening with your beloved ones, playing my game. That's my little gift for you all.
Merry Christmas (or whatever you like to celebrate in this festive time)!
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Adam runs up to Anathema, skidding to a stop beside her.
"'Nathema! What happened?"
He stared at the frozen man in the circle, slowly taking a step towards it.
"..What."
@adam-n-dog
ADAM! Why are you here? What are you doing here? Where’s Newt?
Don’t touch him.
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A personal favorite Good Omens headcanon of mine is that, despite being born an entirely human person, Warlock has a bit of reality warping powers. In the book (less so in the show, but still there to an extent), a lot of emphasis is placed on how Crowley and Aziraphale expect things to happen, and so they do. Aziraphale expects a phone to work by just talking to it without pushing buttons, so it does. Crowley expects his plants to grow better when he yells at them, so they do.
And of course, for eleven years, they both expect Warlock to be the Antichrist.
Warlock literally spent eleven years getting molded back-and-forth by Aziraphale and Crowley to be this or that sort of magical. Can you really expect that to not make any sort of difference to him? Crowley and Aziraphale expected Warlock to be the Antichrist so hard (because they literally didn’t even know there was another option) that I wouldn’t be surprised if Warlock was more Antichrist-like than Adam at this point. Adam grew up human (enough) and then revoked all of his Antichrist powers at the end of the book. He’s a regular human kid now. Warlock is probably more powerful than Adam at this point because it wasn’t just Crowley and Aziraphale who expected him to be incomprehensibly powerful- Warlock believes it himself. His name is Warlock, for fucks sake, that’s gotta do something to him.
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The Antichrist himself and his Hellhound wish you a nice week 🐶
(Our world is not a particularly nice place right now, please take care ❤️🩹)
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the antichrist's wellness influencer era
HELLO, SINNERS, welcome to my youtube channel, I'm Adam, the Antichrist, Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of this World, father of lies, Spawn of Satan, Lord of Darkness.
Today I want to talk to you about the law of attraction, a trend that's been circulating in the self-improvement community recently. And hey, I'm all about the law of attracting! TODAY WE'RE MANIFESTING OUR BEST, MOST SINFUL LIVES.
Now I know some of you are skeptical. Manifestation? What kind of nonsense is that, it's not for us Satanical sinners! Well, I'm here to tell you that is ABSOLUTELY IS. NOT JUST MANIFESTATION, BUT ITS SINFUL BROTHER, DELUSIONS.
LET ME SHARE A REAL LIFE STORY.
I HAVE USED MANIFESTATION MYSELF. IN FACT, I USED IT AT THE EARLY AGE OF ELEVEN. I USED IT TO REVERSE THE APOCALYPSE! Not only that, I delusioned my way out of my bloodline of darkness, made myself related to my adoptive family, created duck aliens, possessed my friends and defied heaven and hell!
SO YOU SEE, YOUR DELUSIONS CAN NOT ONLY MANIFEST YOUR FUTURE, BUT ALSO REWRITE YOUR PAST. BE DELULU. IT WORKS.
Of course, I then reclaimed my Antichrist identity for this Youtube channel, because my good friend Pepper said I needed to stick it to the patriarchy and shake the status quo of the current self-improvement clime. She then said this is not what she meant by that, but HEY! THE LESSON IS, DON'T FOLLOW THE PACK, CARVE YOUR OWN PATH, EVEN IF IT'S A STUPIDER ONE!
MY GOOD FRIEND CROWLEY ALSO MANIFESTED HIS WAY THROUGH THE DREAD SIGIL ODEGRA, DRIVING HIS CAR INTO FLAMES AND EMERGING THE OTHER SIDE.
ALL BECAUSE HE WAS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY DELULU!
I TURNED THE HELLHOUND INTO MY LIL DOG NAMED DOG, AGAIN THROUGH SHEER DELULU!
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, SINNERS. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF DELULU.
AS USUAL, MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR DAILY MINIMUM OF THREE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS. I'M GOING WITH SLOTH, GLUTTONY AND PRIDE! COMMENT BELOW WHAT SINS YOU'RE INDULGING IN TODAY, TRADITIONAL SEVEN OR OTHERWISE.
SIGNING OFF WITH MY SIGIL, THIS WAS THE ANTICHRIST. MAY SATAN GUIDE YOU DOWN THE ROAD TO HELL.
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Okay but can we talk about this for a sec?
Crowley was actively trying to get Aziraphale to agree to help him stop Armageddon, mere hours after he delivered well, not delivered delivered, handed it over the antichrist.
By the time that happened, they'd already spent a significant amount of time at the park talking about this, then they had lunch. And when Crowley suggested they get drunk, they went to the bookshop.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale admitted, in the light of day, in the middle of the street where everyone could hear him, that he wasn't interested in helping him.
Only on the way there do we see Aziraphale say that "this is purely social".
My man didn't give two shits at that point about Armageddon. He wasn't spending his time with Crowley thinking about that. He was merely enjoying their time together.
He's so in love, help-
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No I am not kidding. Adam the Antichrist made Aziraphale’s body, the body he’s using now.
Adam changed everything he put back in his idea of how things were.
Maybe that’s where the extra power he has is coming from.
Maybe he’s using up Hell’s energy just by living his life as a human incarnate.
If Aziraphale is running on Hell’s energy, maybe he’s draining them.
The real question is what did Adam MAKE?
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