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found-family-tournament · 10 months

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Found Family Tournament Round 2 Part 7 Group 31

Propaganda and further images under the cut

Archive Staff: Jonathan Sims, Sasha James, Tim Stoker, Martin Blackwood

Mighty Nein: Caleb Widogast, Nott the Brave/Veth Brennato, Fjord, Jester Lavorre, Caduceus Clay, Beauregard Lionett, Yasha Nydoorin, Mollymauk Tealeaf/Kingsley Tealeaf, Essek Thelyss

Archive Staff:

They’re trying their best to understand

Mighty Nein:

Originally, they were only seven, and the Nein part of their group name was a running joke about rolling nines and Caleb's German accent. Then, after Molly's untimely death, the group picked up Caduceus, making seven again. Later, they ally with Essek, who makes eight. And finally, through the power of love and found family, they defeat a villain named Lucien (who inhabits the body Molly had, it's all very complicated), and revive the body to become Kingsley Tealeaf, who looks at Molly as his brother but ultimately makes the group Nine. His revival is literally an act of divine intervention, fueled by the love and loss they all felt after chasing their beloved friend across the continent.

Internally there are other fantastic family bonds. Caleb and Nott/Veth having an incredible bond, Caleb and Beau being the Empire siblings, Molly and Yasha being the circus kids, Beau and Fjord, Cad and Fjord, the chaos crew, Nott and Jester, it goes on and on. They all change each other so significantly, they grow together, and canonically even though they live apart, they all have regular meetups in the tower Caleb created for all of them, with a stained glass window in Molly's honor and rooms dedicated to each member of the group. Even now in the new campaign, they've had cameos that prove years later they still work together and have each other's backs.

This is THEE definition of found family, these assholes were thrown together through circumstance and mostly hated each other to begin with right up until three of their own were kidnapped and then it was ON. And when Molly died, they took his ideals and turned them into a legacy SO POWERFUL they took Essek from a cold, self motivated war criminal to a man willing to die for his friends. They refused to let Beau face her abusive family alone! They helped Yasha heal from her trauma! They took down the whole Cerberus Assembly for what they did to Caleb! They saved the whole dang world together WITH THE POWER OF FUCKING FRIENDSHIP 😭! THEY LOVED MOLLY SO MUCH THAT IT SAVED THE WORLD! THEY NAMED THEMSELVES AFTER A STUPID PUN AND THEN THERE REALLY ENDED UP BEING NINE OF THEM! I WOULD DIE FOR THEM!!!

official art by Ari Orner, fan art by exmakina and tobyjamessharp

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a-land-lacking-sleep · 3 months

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Electric Trains are the Future Extra: Hikari's Team (Pre-PLA)

Hikari Mifune became the Champion of the Sinnoh Region at the age of 12, after putting an end to Team Galactic's plot. During this time, she formed a team of Pokemon that she took with her on the journey to defeat the Gyms, and climb Victory Road!

Kingsley - Her Empoleon that she got from Professor Rowan as a Piplup. Though haughty by nature and his own view of being King over the team, Kingsley has stood ardently by Hikari's side and strove for the same victory she did.

Zeal - Hikari had found a Riolu in the streets of Jubilife early in her journey, befriending the young Pokemon and ensuring that it had a family to stay with. Despite the deep bond the two shared, and the sheer amount of the journey that Zeal was there for, he chose not to evolve until they were in Sunyshore City, preparing to take on Volkner.

Filly - She joined Hikari's team in an odd way - Hikari had responded to a plea for help from a person living in Eterna City about the possibility of a wildfire breaking out due to a Pokemon's actions. As a young Ponyta, Filly had far too much energy for what she had to do around her. Other wild Pokemon didn't want to battle her as much as she did, there wasn't enough open area to run, and she simply didn't have any outlet or enrichment. And so, Hikari caught her to prevent the young foal from causing any damage, and she became a strong member of her team.

Sasha - A gift from Bebe in Hearthome, Sasha was a quiet Eevee who was content to lounge in Hikari's bag. Over time, however, Hikari helped the young kit grow out of her shell and connect with the outside world. Though still quiet and an enjoyer of secluded spaces, Sasha's bond with her trainer helped her evolve into a Sylveon.

Sheldon - In Eterna City, Hikari was gifted an egg by Cynthia after she freed the Bike Shop owner. While the egg didn't hatch until Solaceon, Hikari integrated the young Pokemon into her team immediately, to help nurture and train him. Unknown to her, Cynthia had a Togekiss on her own team, which led to a spirited rivalry between the two Pokemon when they met.

Obachan - No family is set without a helicopter parent, and that is what Hikari's team gained when she caught a Chansey outside of Solaceon Town. Hikari has taken a tumble down a muddy slope, and Obachan ran up to heal her bloodied knee. Intent on keeping this obviously clumsy child safe, Obachan rooted through Hikari's bag and put herself into the first Pokeball she could find.

It was this found family of a team that helped Hikari surpass the greatest trainer in the region, take down a villainous Team intent of resetting the world, and navigate the responsibility that comes with those achievements. While they do not follow Hikari to Hisui, she cherishes them deeply and makes sure that everyone in both teams can get used to each other.

#pokemon dawn #pokemon hikari #pokemon akari #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon dppt #my writing #pokemon fan team #electric trains fic

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cozy-lake · 10 months

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I’m going to be posting a bunch of different LGBTQ+ Barbie headcanons on my Instagram (queer.lake), but I wanted to make a list of my personal headcanons for each character. This is just for fun!

Stereotypical Barbie: lesbian oriented aroace. She will have QPRs with women but experiences no romantic or sexual attraction. She/her

Stereotypical Ken: pansexual. He/him

Alan: aroace transmasculine nonbinary. He/they

Gloria (Sasha’s mom): polyamorous and queer. She doesn’t like labels but she’s attracted to all genders. She/her

Sasha: she hasn’t quite figured herself out yet but she knows she’s attracted to girls for sure. She/her

Sasha’s dad: cishet but fully supportive of his wife. They have an open relationship but as of right now they’re only with each other. He has big bi wife energy. He/him

Ken (played by Simu Liu): gay and asexual but in denial about both. He/him

Weird Barbie: queer in both sexuality and gender. Any pronouns

Doctor Barbie: pansexual transgender. She/her

Writer Barbie: bisexual. She/her

President Barbie: lesbian asexual. She/her

Supreme Court Barbie: bisexual. She/her

Lawyer Barbie: lesbian. She/her

Reporter Barbie: aroace. She/her

Mermaid Barbie: biromantic asexual. She/her

Diplomat Barbie: transgender lesbian. She/her

Nobel Prize Winner Barbie: straight. She/her

Midge: lesbian. She/her

Ken (played by Kingsley Ben Adir): pansexual. He/him

Ken (played by Ncuti Gatwa): queer. He/they.

Ken (played by Scott Evans): gay and asexual. He/him

Mattel CEO: cishet man, but he tries really hard. He’s like that middle aged dad that’s doing his best but still says things like “transgendered”. He/him

#barbie #barbie movie #barbiecore #barbie headcanons #headcanons #lgbt headcanons #lgbt barbie headcanons #alan #weird barbie and alan are 100% queer I will fight you over this #im sorry #im hyperfixating again #actually im not that sorry about it #ok love you all!!

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wearelondonhq · 10 months

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seriously this rp and each of the players seem so great I'm over the moon. mw?? fc and plot wise please!

hi, lovely! thank you so much! we hope you join us! we would love to see president barbie, ken (kingsley ben-adir), (barbie 2023 movie), rhaenyra targaryen, viserys targaryen, alicent hightower, aegon targaryen ii, rhea royce, aemond targaryen, baela targaryen, rhaena targaryen, laena velaryon, corlys velaryon, laenor velaryon (house of the dragon), cersei lannister, sansa stark, arya stark, jon snow, missandei, grey worm, oberyn martell, ellaria sand, khal drogo (game of thrones), ada shelby (peaky blinders), jeff denlon, dylan denlon, marcus banks, marv boswick, jeannie lewis charlie emmerson, david tapp, donnie greco, steven sing (saw), mindy meeks-martin, christina carpenter, gale weathers, mark kincaid (scream), michonne, lee everett, clementine, andré anthony, rj grimes, sasha, rosita, tyreese (the walking dead), caroline forbes, stefan salvatore, damon salvatore, bonnie bennett, marcel gerard, anna zhu, tessa, rafael waithe (the vampire diaries), cho sang-woo, kang sae-beyok, han mi-nyeo, seong gi-hun (squid game), janet van dyne, luis, sam wilson, t'challa, shuri, riri williams, james rhodes, kamala khan, monica rambeau, luke cage (marvel), veronica lodge, betty cooper, jughead jones, archie andrews, hermione lodge, hiram lodge, clay clayton, toni topaz, fans fogarty (riverdale), steven conklin, cam cameron, laurel park, skye, cleveland castillo ( the summer i turned pretty), anakin skywalker, ahsoka tano, jacen solo, anakin solo ( star wars ), edward cullen, jacob black, rosalie hale, jasper hale, emmett cullen, carmen denali, eleazar denali, victoria, renee dwyer, riley biers (twilight), just to name a few! members, feel free to add on!! as for fc's, how about emeraude toubia, lindsey morgan, liana liberato, nina dobrev, bianca santos, kimiko glenn, melissa barrera, odette annable, jenna ortega, zoe kravitz, alyah scott, kat graham, laura harrier, michael b jordan, trevante rhodes, oliver jackson-cohen, idris elba, park hae soo, bradley cooper, justice smith, lakeith stanfield? we would love to see anyone you wanna bring us!

#multifandom rp #au rp #fandom rp #fandom rpg #town rpg #oc rp #city rpg #city rp #mumu rp #town rp #twilight rp #twilight rosalie #mumu rpg #marvel rp #wal: most wanted #thg rp #horror rp #hotd rp

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elenabradshaw · 11 months

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i'll be good | self-paragraph

mentions: alex kingsley ( @thealexkingslxy ), bohdi sharma ( @bohdisharma ), jovi levine ( @jovilevine ), zehra aksoy ( @zehraxaksoy ) and sasha kang tw: death, addiction, drug use, gun

i'll be good, i'll be good, and i'll love the world, like i should

things have been turning around for the better for elena as of late, reconnecting with zehra, finally focusing on the love she knew she deserved with bohdi, just…living her life the way she simply wanted. but the happiness along that came with it was instantly taken away from her when the news of sasha’s death was immediately spread throughout the news. she was supposed to talk to her next, like zehra, sasha deserved the truth, why she left them that day, when she’s chosen to take herself out of the whole femme fatale narrative, pretend as if that chapter of her life didn’t exist. for days she stayed in and had been quiet, away from mostly everyone, except bohdi. jovi did come over, but that was it. she’s never dealt with death like this before, with death that wasn’t deserved, sasha didn’t deserve this, nobody did.

for all of the light that i shut out, for all of the innocent things that i doubt, for all of the bruises i've caused in the tears, for all of the things that i've done

and that made elena think about talking to alex, for days, as she was also mourning for someone whom she considered was her sister. alex was different, alex knew her past the walls she put up around most people, she could tell her absolutely anything about everything. in a way, she keeps her feet on the ground and not bury herself with it, she keeps the light alive, brings the sense of adventure out of her, not letting her seclude herself from everything, from the world. that conversation with alex as she was dealing with her withdrawal was elena’s wake up call to take that love she knew she deserved. alex and jovi were her new consistent for the past few years ever since she arrived to hidehill. they didn’t let her put herself away from people, even though there was hesitancy from her at first, she was thankful for them.

for all the sparks that i stomped out, for all of the perfect things that i doubt

she knew she had to talk to alex, especially with how long it has been after what happened at the fourth of july event. as painful and disappointing as it was, alex was still her friend, alex was someone who was around elena as she was just crawling back up to her feet from her lowest. she couldn’t just leave her because of a stumble. she knew alex needed people who wouldn’t give up on her, and she hasn’t given up, she just needed space, as that night reminded her of the first time, she took on a path that messed up her life.

she had been pacing around her apartment for almost the whole day, getting ready as she’s decided to come over alex’s trailer. it had taken her long because she was still figuring out what to say. she was never mad at her in the first place, she was just hurt, but she still loves her best friend, she still cared from a distance, she just needed it. she knew alex had to take the steps on her own accord to turn her own life around, to take that step only motivated by herself. of course, she’s heard things, about the meetings, they go to the same place, she just chooses to be there at a different time. she had to let her know how much she’s proud of her, and maybe celebrate with her for the things she did for herself, not for her, not for jovi, or for anyone else. for herself. elena was so proud.

then there comes a knock.

elena wasn’t really expecting anyone to come over for the day, she made it clear over text to people who had checked up on her the last time they’ve talked, she’s chosen to distance herself from everything and everyone to deal with sasha’s death. it was something she’s still dealing with. today was just an exception, she needed to see alex, before things are too late.

“h—” before elena could even get a word out, everything that comes next from the very second she opens the door becomes a blur. she couldn’t make of whoever it was, as she was just filled with panic and the need to survive. she wiggled her best out of their hold, but it wasn’t enough, all she could is voice out her need for help, but there isn’t a sound coming out from her, falling defenseless, limp while they took over her. elena, once more, tries to figure out who it was after all, but it was an attempt wasted, as she passes out seconds later.

the former singer then wakes up, panic instantly in her eyes whilst she looks around the room, they weren’t there anymore, and the first thing she notices was how her place was…arranged as if nothing has happened, except how she was tied up, facing the door. she tries to let out a scream once more, a desperate scream for help, yet it was muffled by a cloth covering her mouth. though it didn’t take her long to finally see the gun pointed at her, with a thin rope tied to its trigger. she follows its trail, realizing how it is connected to the door. she tries to cry out once more, the very moment she hears a series of footsteps, which aren’t suppressed, with the door slightly open.

then she hears that voice. alex, run. please just run. she couldn’t get the words out, though she still tries, eyes wide as tears continue to stream down her face. she knew she’s got nowhere to go now; she accepts her fate. but she didn’t want alex to get hurt. but the more she cried out, alex made her way in, triggering the contraption, and her life ended just before she could even realize it.

yeah, i'll be good, i'll be good, for all of the times i never could

#death tw #addiction tw #drug use tw #gun tw #elena bradshaw: self para #hidehillplotdrop017

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kissagii · 1 year

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It's been a while since I last talked about selfships... I'll talk about Alehan (Alexandra x Hange) tonight.

Once Eldians get in Marley, Alexandra, who's now a squad leader, talks to Reiner about her desire to have a child with Hange since they've been married for four years. Reiner knows how: a donor is the key, but to get one the spouses must be of opposite genders and both Marleyans and Alexandra is married to an Eldian non-binary; she suggests Reiner to pretend to be her husband, faking a marriage and he accepts as long as she won't give any information about Eren and Warriors' plan to her partner or anybody else of the Eldians. The next day, with the help of Pieck and Porco, they prepare fake marriage documents and go to a doctor to get inseminated.

To the unbestknowning of her, on a mission to find out about Warriors' plan, Alexandra accidentally reveals to Connie, Jean and Sasha about her pregnancy, but they promise they won't tell anyone yet... but Mikasa and Armin noticed how her temperament quickly changed since that litte disappearing episode and Mikasa also noticed the baby bump, so they all encourage Alexandra to tell Hange who's not really happy: they think Alexandra cheated on her after four years of marriage and also accuses Levi of being the baby's father, just after Jean and Connie reveal the truth, they pull out a sigh of relief and go look for Alexandra to apology who was kidnapped by Warriors in the meanwhile.

At the Marleyan headquarter, she meets her old friend Rose who's now a Warrior, but when she recognizes Alexandra, she refuses to torture her as punishment for breaking the promise she did to Reiner and once the Eldians arrive to get her back, Rose helps them to get their squad leader back. Yelena decides to punish Rose for helping a hostage to escape, she also asks for a priest to confess all her sins before Reiner kills her with a gunshot.

Yelena, after Rose's death and punishment, she decides to give Armin a book that only Eldian female medical students aspiring to become midwives can consult as he and Mikasa decided to take Alexandra under their wing.

Alexandra had to fight a very bad depression due Sasha's death, but everybody tried their best to help her to live a nice and quiet pregnancy.

9 months later, Alexandra's waters break, but Hange gets captured by Yaegerists and Levi goes to rescue them meanwhile Armin and Mikasa deliver the baby and our lovebirds become parents of a beautiful babygirl, Claudette Zöe Kingsley named after Alexandra's father and sister, Claude and Odette Kingsley.

During the process, Jean and Connie wrote a will for Alexandra as she required because she was afraid to die in childbirth, so she decide who would keep the baby if both her and Hange would pass away and that's what happens to Hange in chapter 132.

Now Alexandra is a lonely mother and cries for Hange, but when she spots Hitch laughing with some Military Police soldier, she misunderstands she's laughing about Hange's death and shoots her, Hitch passes out with a bullet in her shoulder. Annie who was passing by to visit her friend sees Hitch drowning in her own blood and as an istant revenge, she shoots to Alexandra who dies with a bullet in her forehead. Jean and Connie lately announce her death as they find her corpse in the hallway.

Annie finds out Hitch is just injuried and Armin, who's now a commander, he heartbroken, he sentences Annie to prison for murder and because of her action, the other Warriors (such as Pieck and Reiner) are not allowed to attempt Alexandra's funeral.

Mikasa gets Claudette's custody and after Eren's death, she goes to live with Jean and grow her as their own.

The end.... I think this is a little too much, but I had no idea it would take a very long time to talk about this 😅

wait no that's so sad ;-; couples with tragic endings always hit me right in the feels

#dreamers ⋆｡°✩#✩ alexandra ✩

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simhaven · 2 years

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The Pykes Part 4

The newly crowned Empress gave birth to princess Olive right after princess Terra's birthday! Now Bison has three kids. I hope she gets Poppy's fabulous red hair.

Later on Terra can't get babies out of her mind. I guess she's wondering when her sister-in-law will have one as well. All in due time Terra. There's no rush. I don't want the Emperor's family to breed like crazy. It might cause some issues....Plus I'm hoping that YOU are not pregnant right now, tbh.

Jon is sneaking around the park to see what he could steal. He is just so suspicious! For no reason at all!

Don relaxes in the hot springs and spends time with his people. It's nice to be the crown prince, but if he dies then they will have no heir for the Pyke family, so we need to get on that actually.

Ah...right on time! Sasha is not the main wife, that spot will be reserved for Nettle or any of the other Greenleaf girls once they become of age, but she can still extend the family line for other vital services of government. Sasha is still leagues above her sister in status at least.

She's is practicing her charisma to appear more polished and acceptable as the prince's concubine. She is of foreign stock, but is a good sim and seems very nice, lol.

Poppy heads to bed early because the Emperor Bison is to busy playing chest with Terra. He is trying to teach her the ways of logical thinking. I love it when he spends time with his family.

They eat well at the palace. Lobster on deck! I can't wait until they get a live in servant though. We need more girls of the right age.

Little Olive aged up into a toddler and has the excitable and eccentric trait. As life moves on, new hopes for the future emerge.

Don and Nettle finally marry. It was arranged by their parents, but they get along well enough and the Emperor need children with a family of noble blood and a wealth anyway.

Kingsley, Don's first child has aged into a toddler(I'm sorry I missed the chance to take pictures of your birth 😖). He is evil and a heavy sleeper. Maybe he should be the new priest since he won't be the heir. It would be a powerful position for anyone to have. That's something for me to think about.

Meanwhile Nettle and Don get to know each other better after their union. That's a great start to the new relationship.

At last, the Pyke's finally got a servant. I had to wait for the next rotation for Wendy to move in so I wouldn't mess up her aging. The Pyke's allow their servants to have a decent size studio outside of their home to live. I have no idea who the second servant will be though. Wendy certainly has a lot of work ahead of her.

As is the nature of romance sims, Nettle is out wooing others. She has not failed yet. If she gets caught she will lose everything and ruin the relationship between their families. She will most likely die too if she gets caught. Cheating in a regular household is bad enough, but cheating on the Emperor or Crown Prince? Suicidal.

It's kind of sad that she turned out to be a romance sim when both of her parents were family sims. I'm worried about her tbh.

When Wendy tries to shoot her shot as, she is quickly denied. Some girls just don't got it.

Terra has moved on from her fiancée's death and making new friends. Thankfully she is not preggo. That would ruin a lot of things for her as well.

Meanwhile her second sister-in-law Nettle is pregnant.

I wasn't sure how the household would run with both wives in the house. I have some midgethetree's mods to allow polygamy, but I have been hesitant to allow any flirty things if I can stop it. She might be moving out into a separate household if things become strained.

Wendy's dad came to visit and Nettle and Terra decide to have a big ole chat outside. It's so cute.

Fred was so shocked his mouth dropped to the floor, lol. I decided that the wouldn't invite Willa inside for obvious reasons.

Avery came over and I had Terra talk with him and Spruce to decide on her future husband.

She decided to be with Spruce. Perfect.

In fact she felt so strongly about her decision that they almost woohooed in her parent's bedroom until they realized the Empress was right there... Oops. Time to flee!

They decided to run to her brother's room to finish it off. These sims are to randy but some of them have more to lose than others and I don't have a herbalist or potion shop to make 'accidents' go away. These noble and royalty girls need to be more careful.

Anyway, that's it for now. Until next time.

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[The Pyke family]

#test of time inspired #sims 2 test of time #sims 2 historical gameplay #The Pyke family

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allthingsdarkanddirty · 2 years

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Anton by Kat Mizera is available now!

Available On All Platforms

As the son of hockey royalty, Anton Petrov has both a reputation and a name to live up to. He’s always given everything to the sport, kept his head down—and focused on the game. Parties and women might come easily to him, but he’s not that interested. He’s never gotten over the one that got away—Sasha Kingsley.

When the FBI questions him about her disappearance, he begins to realize he can’t live without her.

Sasha grew up with the proverbial silver spoon. And that was before her mom married a legit European king. Now she’s a princess with expensive college degrees and absolutely no idea what comes next. Torn between passion and duty, she’s not sure how to survive her new status. When an unknown enemy sets their sight on Anton, she doesn’t know who to trust.

She broke Anton’s heart once to protect him—she’s not sure she’s strong enough to do it again.

About the Author:

USA Today Bestselling and award-winning author Kat Mizera is a South Florida native. Born in Miami Beach with a healthy dose of wanderlust, she's called Los Angeles, Long Island, upstate New York, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Atlanta home. She's never been able to pick which locale is her favorite, but if pressed, she'd probably choose the west coast.

A typical PTA mom with a wonderful and supportive husband (Kevin) and two amazing boys (Nick and Max), Kat can usually be found scrapbooking or indulging in her second love (after writing) - traveling. Greece is one of her favorite places in the world. She loves that Athens is a big city with a small-town feel. The food, beaches and culture keep her going back as often as possible.

Kat's been a working freelance writer for nearly 30 years. She sold her first article--a review of a rock concert--for $10 in 1985. Since then she's been an entertainment journalist, waitress, bartender, legal assistant, food critic, magazine editor, substitute teacher, and sports writer. She also spent some time working at A & M Records in Los Angeles.

As you can guess from her Las Vegas Sidewinders series, Kat loves hockey and occasionally writes articles about her favorite team, the Florida Panthers. The rest of the time, she writes novels: sexy, romantic fiction that she hopes makes you as happy as it makes her. There's something enticing about hockey players and romance...

Connect with Kat: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/authorkatmizera/ Amazon: http://amzn.to/2lzRBG6 Twitter: https://twitter.com/AuthorKatMiz Bookbub: http://bit.ly/2li6zRe Website: http://www.katmizera.com

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freddieslater · 2 years

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5 Shows

Rules: Pick 5 shows, then answer the following questions. Don't cheat. Tag 10 people

Tagged by the lovely @geekinthefuschiahair

My shows:

High School Musical: The Musical: The Series

iCarly

The Vampire Diaries

Outlander

The Dumping Ground

Questions:

Who is your favourite character in 2?

I think it might be Freddie? It definitely used to be Spencer because I always wanted a big brother like him, but now I've definitely grown more attached to Freddie.

2. Who is your least favourite character in 1?

Ooh. That's actually a hard one, I don't think I really have a least favourite? I mean, maybe Lily? I don't hate her, but I obviously like her a bit less than the rest of the characters, so probably Lily.

3. What is your favourite episode of 4?

I have three! "All Debt's Paid" because it's the first time we meet John, "A. Malcolm" because Young Ian and adult Fergus, and "Hour of the Wolf" because OUCH.

4. What is your favourite season of 5?

I'm struggling to choose between 3, 6 and 8. But I think I might lean more towards season 6; it has some lighter episodes that are still really good, plus it has a few new character introductions which I really like. But 8 is a close second in terms of how well-written the serious episodes are without being so serious that I tend to skip them on rewatches.

5. Who is your favourite couple in 3?

Oh, but there are so many. I say that as if I don't know my favourite canon couples right off the top of my head. Obviously it has to be Stefan and Elena, and also Tyler and Liv. They simply deserved better, okay, and I will always be bitter about their ending.

HOWEVER, if we're talking non-canon then that is a whole other story and I would have to say Damon and Enzo but ALSO Caroline and Valerie, am I right? Yes, of course I am.

6. Who is your favourite couple in 2?

Oh, Carly and Freddie without a doubt. They are endgame, as they have always been, and I can't wait to see their happy ending. If I'm allowed some more creative freedom with canon then I would also like to throw in Spencer and Socko.

7. What is your favourite season of 1?

I think I enjoyed season 2 more? Obviously I adore season 1, it sets the base for us to get to know the characters and I'm a sucker for the HSM soundtrack. But there's something about the Beauty and the Beast plot of season 2 that I just love, and the original songs are gorgeous. Plus, it gave us some more Portwell, the fun dynamic between Ricky and Carlos when they write that song for Seb, the DANCE BATTLE to the mob song?? Yeah, I cannot fault season 2.

8. What is your favourite episode of 5?

Oh, hard question, TDG has so many good episodes. I'm gonna give a top five instead, it's a lot easier. So, we start with "Sittin' in a Tree" because it's the first time Jody realizes she has feelings for Tyler. Then we have "Wasters" because Alex goes to do work experience at Lily's cafe, I have to add in "Auld Lang Syne" for the Jyler rivalry + all of the Rabbie Burns stuff. "Sasha Claus" because it was a (mostly) fluffy Christmas episode and I just love snowed-in episodes. LAst but definitely not least is "Breaking Chains" because 1) Kingsley is dead but also 2) Jody being allowed to grieve in her own way with some kind of closure and 3) Tyler's return and 4) Bec's coming out storyline.

9. What is your favourite episode of 2?

Okay, if we're talking original iCarly then I think my favourite might be... "iSaved Your Life" for all of the creddie stuff but also a shoutout to both "iGo One Direction" for the comedy and also "iTwins" because it was a fun decision to give Sam an identical twin and confuse the hell out of Freddie. If we're talking about the reboot, then it's a choice between "iLove Gwen" for the schemy dynamic between Carly and Millicanet + getting to see Millicent's school, and "iTake A Girls' Trip" for all of the Creddie hilarity and awkwardness, but also "iGuess Everyone Just Hates Me Now" for the same reasons.

10. How long had you watched 1?

Literally only about a week? Maybe two? But I have fallen very hard very fast and I can never escape now, HSMTMTS will forever live in my heart (especially Ricky)

11. How did you become interested in 3?

I had initally refused to even consider watching TVD; my sister loved the first few seasons, but I was so obsessed with Harry Potter that no other fandom even seemed worth it. And then I had been having a conversation at school with someone who was kind of my friend at the time about werewolves, and she told me I should watch TVD because she was absolutely in love with it. I went home, watched a few episodes and ended up slowly watching the entire show. I have never been the same since.

12. Who is your favourite actor in 4?

Without a doubt, John Bell. I have adored that man for years since he was in TBR, and I was so happy to discover he was in Outlander. He was actually one of the main reasons I watched it at all.

13. Which do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5?

Oh that's so not fair. I grew up on TDG and iCarly, but oh my god the love I have for HSMTMTS is unbelievable. I might have to side with iCarly here but then again, I just don't know. TDG I have an emotional connection to, you know, it's got some really complex stuff that hits really hard and I appreciate that. iCarly is fun and light and comedic. HSMTMTS is musical and hilarious and the characters are hard not to love. I truly cannot choose.

14. Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3?

Uh, well, I've watched both shows in their entierty, so I'll switch it up a little as well. I totally binged HSMTMTS in nearly a night and have almost binge-watched every episode AGAIN today, but I've definitely REwatched more episodes of TVD (for now), just because I've been in that fandom for so long and so have had the time to do so (plus it was necessary for fic writing, which isn't something I'm doing yet for HSMTMTS)

15. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

That's a question. Do I really want to be any of them? They all go through the ringer quite a bit and I'm not entirely sure I'd survive half of that shit. But I suppose if I had to choose, I'd WANT to be Lord John or Josiah. I wouldn't mind being Bree or Roger but only for like the present day parts, like, before they go back in time.

16. Would a crossover between 3 and 4 work?

It... it could? It would have to be something involving maybe on of the Mikaelson or Katherine or Lexi, but... yeah, technically speaking, it's possible. Outlander's main time period is the late 18th century, and since they're in Scotland most of the time, it's possible that one of the originals was roaming around there in that time, probably Klaus. Oh god, I don't even want to imagine a meeting between Klaus and Jamie. Or Klaus and Claire. Or Klaus and Randall. It would be a nightmare, truly. Point is, it's definitely possible and I do not like it.

17. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple

Yes, my time has come for HSMTMTS rarepairs! Or crackships, I suppose, but okay let's think about this properly. An unlikely pairing would most definitely be EJ and Carlos, and I honestly don't think they'd make a bad couple? I liked their dynamic in "The Tech Rehearsal" so it could be interesting. But also Ricky and Carlos? 👀 This mainly comes from Ricky helping Carlos write that song for Seb. But also what about Carlos and the French exchange student? I don't know his name, but I just really liked the part in the dance battle when those two were singing at each other, and I feel like MAYBE they could be something fun there? I don't think that Ricky and EJ are unlikely which is why I didn't put them at the top, but they would definitely make a good couple and I would be so here for it.

18. Overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5?

See, The Dumping Ground doesn't have one consistent storyline the entire way through a single season, because the point is that the episodes are all something different. The general plot is that it's a bunch of kids in a care home trying to deal with their issues and adjust to life in general, so it's not exactly comparable to a show like The Vampire Diaries, whose plot is supposed to be fantastical and more about things that AREN'T real as opposed to things that are. It's impossible to compare them for that reason; 3 is realistic and a way to sort of cope with life, sometimes in a light, fun way, sometimes in a deep, personal way, and 5 is an escape into a world where the problems are vampires and werewolves and other supernatural horrors. I enjoy both dearly.

19. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4?

While I love singing along dramatically to the Skye Boat Song, I will always vibe with the iCarly theme, it's just so upbeat and funky.

20. What is your favourite episode of 3?

Jesus, you're asking the impossible now. A favourite of The Vampire Diaries? Just one? Okay, I actually have at least three on the top of my head so, "162 Candles" minus the ending because I love Lexi, "The Birthday" because I just like it, and "Resident Evil" because I liked the Stelena dynamic with the visions, and some of the Denzo dynamic.

Tagging @childofsquidward @nbvethbrenatto @donnas-troia @alltid-og-for-evig @infp-obsessing-over-everything @mariedemedicis @benedictbridgertonss @cescalr @dance-is-life27 @imaginearyparties @emberandshadow and anyone who sees this and wants to do it! It's actually a lot of fun! <3

#about meeee #tag games #this was a lot of fun with this combination of shows #honestly I would do something like this again with the same five and some similar questions #especially the ones that compare some of the shows' aspects

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nochiquinn · 3 years

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exandria unlimited episode 1: bacon lips rob ships

mala: cr is over, time for new cr

THE NAMELESS ONES why is that such a cool title

oh I really like this twitch frame thing

ashley. ma'am. I'm already gay.

aimee's fun buns

Comfy Matt

omar is a terrible co-star

oh no omar found the treat pocket

oh just let him go lmao

oh what is THIS

what kind of HBO intro

(this is not a complaint)

who had air ashari on their bingo card

art!!

ANIMATED ART??

the keep!!

(is anyone still in the keep)

cries

mala: liam going straight back to his ex

bard? bard???

bard!!

oh ashley's out to kill me

a FAUN??

I've known Fearne Calloway for twenty seconds and if anything happened to her -

liam's chinhandsing is me

FIRE MONKEY

I can't believe fearne's familiar is a chimchar

DORF

mala: Ferne: uwu Little Mister: O{}O

I really like these character cards

matt: five aabria: thank you rnjesus for this gift

I have had Opal for twenty seconds

"he's been practicing"

Monkey and the Angry Man, coming this fall

"it's canon now"

[travis voice] we should animate this

"we don't have to do the sound" too late

we lost matt

I cannot remember the last time I had to do the finger-snap-instead-of-laughing but HERE WE ARE

oh he's a BITCH I love him

"I am WILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE but I like the attention"

ashley's dice confirm what I've been saying for a year

"going off the rails" "we didn't start on the rails, you're good"

matt SAID he was gonna be the chaos center of the group

psychonauts gman. "I am a gardener. I am gardening."

"none of you look rich" opal: you take that the FUCK back

opal is extremely committed to her aesthetic and I love her for that

posca quick hide in a trash can until they go away

couldn't she just. step over him.

"do you want to do crimes with me?"

"maybe a really cool hat" matt really is travis' avatar in this game

dariax is the meat man

"do you have TWO daggers?"

"highfalutin" marisha's influence rears its head

"she's right about everything she said about this city" liam

me: these new designs look familTHEY GOT THE DC GUY

"bitch have you seen the ocean??"

she's from byroden?!

imagine not having watched c1 and not having extreme emotional reactions to "air ashari" or "byroden"

can't relate, am in distress

"I'm not becoming a criminal, I am babysitting"

common and elvish!! half-elf??

oh no

"some things are just for the audience" thank u aabria

don't give him that kind of responsibility

red cape? kingsley's person???

opal joins the thieves' guild

this is gonna ruin the word "food" for me the way c2 ruined "up", isn't it

("nein" and "nine" were already ruined by the sasha nein livejournal years and years ago)

why did I think it was a good idea to eat frozen lemonade while I watch this, I just started laughing and my WHOLE jaw siezed up

wait I missed a bit, BLIGHTSTAR?? that's so fucking cool

BOAT DOOR

steal the ship, STEAL THE SHIP

"travis, that one's for you"

"the bottom goers"

hmmmm, oh no

oh boy I hate THAT

OH BOY I HATE THAT

I should not have done the leviathan dlc today, I am On Edge

liam and his boots

LIAM forgot about LUCK

liam: nine aabria: wrong campaign

oh it's salesa's ship aabria's face at "put it on"

matt has such a good poker face and thus far aabria has NONE in the best possible way

"the nicest thing that's been wiped on you all day"

POTACK

lmao liam

me: hm I wonder if I can check the tal'dorei campaign setting about this item tal'dorei campaign setting: is propping up my monitor

(I finally retrieved it, I'll suffer until I find something else)

time is a sandwich

chimchar vs scolipede

mala: Aabria: you guys could be intelligent The Players: absolutely not, get out of here with that shit

"I have disadvantage on stealth" not fearne, just ashley

aabria's face every time one of them tries to hold it brings me so much life

AABRIA IT IS ONE AM

I'm never safe

MINIS MINIS MINIS

I love all the more or less neutral/muted color minis and then PINK

ICE KNIFE

"alright, moses"

Evil Circlet Bjorn

he's blocking her whole calf

THREE

catch me getting dagger resin molds just to make opal's pearlescent daggers

nutshot hdywtdt

aww matt finally got a hdywtdt that he didn't have to give himself

(that sounds more pathetic than I meant for it to lmao)

the HISSERS

"matcha mochi" child calls me mochi bc she doesn't pronounce words

good all the time yet

"I am nimble like a dancer"

"I attack the knob"

"I need you to pick another number"

I just think it's really unfair of aabria to put a level two party up against such a high-level enemy like a door

"we did it, we tired her out!"

Scary Purse

oh sh

lmao liam memed on himself

knowing who She and Her Friends are makes those little bits of conversations really satisfying

oh shit she said she loves a stinger

oh SHIT

#critical role #exandria unlimited #spoilers #liveblog #crititag #exutag #oh I gotta make that a tag bundle that's way too much to type

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thequimmqueen · 3 years

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So about your nextgen au, can I see the list of people we have so far and who their parents are?

With pleasure!

Timm+Quinn: Lynn💘

Duke gotcha+Shannon: Raymond📰 & Sarah🔎

Joy+Moe Jamie🐦& Maya💮

Roy+Olivia Rolland📋 & Hollie🍍

Hank+Kayla Dannah🚨 & Savannah💅

Cameo+Cherissa Cairo/Sandy🍉

Cori+Robby Russell🎣 & Coralina🎏

Ember+Hacky Zack Burnett🚒,Axel👔,Zack🚧 & Ámbar✳️

Romanos🇮🇹:

Guy Mortadello+Bruna Romano Marianna🚔 & Gavin🍷

Clover+Carlo Romano+Koilee

Kōi🐠 Carlotta🍜 Bento🎸 & Ginevra🥁

Gino Romano+Okalani Georgina🍳 Kalea👑

Mindy+Whiff: Becky💄 & Belladonna/Chantilly - (Unofficial but possible nextgen)

Iggy+Sasha: Haley🔬

Taylor+Peggy: Stella📷

Marty+Rita Matilda🏈 & Arthur📽️

Brody+Skylar Brandon📚,Cielo🖌️ & Abel🎨

Emmlette+Kingsley: Anastasia🎬 & Kellen📹

Sarge fan+Radlynn: Randall🍠,Sargiene🎮 & Radha🌟 (Adopted,Failed Offspring Harvest Experiment of Radley Madish)

Alberto+Penny: Pilar🏵️,Penn🎤,Abilo⚽️ (previously known as Horton) & Noemí🌼

Scarlett+Rudy: Adonis♦️ (previously known as Carmín) & Kore♥️ (previously known as Diana)

Cooper+Prudence: Carrie🐈,Brooklyn🐕

Greg+Yippy: Courtney🌻 & Lilly🐞

Johnny+Boomer: Bloom🍀,Buttercup/Arán🌰 & Autumn🍁

Chuck+Nevada: Helena💐,Fawn💍 (previously known as Chayanne) & Snow❄️

Utah+Gremmie: Caspian (previously Maru)🐚 & Genaya (previously as Hara)🌠

Hugo+Janana: Tanner🎼

Maggie+Mitch: Megan💼 & Gunther🌮

Mousse+Sienna: Gelatta🍦 & Syrup🍮

Julep+Deano Tulip🌷,Leandro💉 & Eliana🏡

Willow+James: Jhonnen🛵,Whitney👻 & Jennifer🔧

Kenji+Zoe: Eijirou👾 & Amanda🦋

Scooter+Austin: Roopert (previously known as scoobert)🌟 & Adrianna (previously known as adella)🛍️

Connor×Wylan B:

(Liezel=Surrogate Mom) Izabella B🎋Deckard B🎧 (Lisa=surrogate mom) Cassidy🥇

Whippa+Lisa: Créme🍬 & Zandro👾

Drakson+Kasey O: Katey🥋,Diego💌

Pinch+Bertha: Paula⚾️,Abraham🏋️ & Jack Derby⭐

Rico+Rhonda: Roberto🏺 & Jazz🏆

Xolo+Sprinkles: Xefferson🤹

Xandra+Rollie Xanna💥 & Romeo⚗️

Professor Fitz+Edna: 🍀Jerry and Betty☘️ (Genetically modified Clones/Succesful Living Results of Artificial Offspring creation)

LePete+Torhu: Petra☀️,Koko🥊 (previously known as Kumako), Ryu🎐 & Haru🕹️

Nick+Trishna: Michael💙 & Nina🍊

Wendy: Wendyl🔩 & Roger GearSpeed🏁 (Real Name: ???)

Índigo: Magenta👗

Cecilia: Josefina🎒

Allan+Ivy: Allison💰 & Eva🛩️

JoJo+Louie: Johann✒️ & Lauren🥘

Mayor Mallow: Molly💎

Akari: Kuro🍋

Crystal: Shard🃏 & Filasophie📚

Luau Lepunch+Betty Pecan:

Toasty Coconut🍨 (Scoopian+LePunch Hibryd,Looks More like Betty) Gala Donut🍩 (adopted Scoopian Child) Shelly Coir🌴 (Scoopian+LePunch Hibryd,Looks More like Luau)

5th of July Scoopian: StarDust🎆

Rocky Road: Terrance Milch🍡

Jill Berry+Chip Mcmint: Cranberry Jelly💝 & Bianco Ciocco🍫

Sue x Mary: Susan☎️

Sarge×Radley Madish:

Onnelious and Brown (Adopted/Used to be Two of Sarge's youngest soldiers) 💜Pines and Payne💙 (Mutated+Adopted Pinacoolada Twins) Annana💛(Mutated+Adopted Bananapants Daughter) Radetta💗(Sucessful Offspring Harvest Experiment)

Tomatoe Lady🍅: Campari🥫

Foodini: Gabriel🎩

Ripley: Rodrigo🤓

Sprout: Carota🥕

Skip+Daniela: Railey🛎️

Kahuna: Koa🏄‍♂️

Big Pauly×Perri

🧂Salt & Pepper🧂

#hhytheking #flipline nextgen

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supercasey · 4 years

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TMA Fankids

Exactly one (1) person enabled me to post this, so here we are

JON/MARTIN KIDS

Name: Sebastian Timothy Blackwood-Sims Gender: Transman Age: 14 Appearance: Long black hair, dark brown eyes, dark skinned (African), paints his nails a lot (usually black or purple), wears a lot of oversized hoodies and leather jackets, almost always wears sweatpants, wears goth makeup because fuck you, etc. Personality: Is way too much like Jon according to everyone, but he's got Martin's softness and high empathy. Gets really anxious if he has to socialize a lot, so his dads try to make sure he has a lot of alone time when he needs it. Acts like a little punk, but he loves his younger siblings to death. Can see ghosts, and has been seeing and talking to someone named “Gerry” since he was about three or so (it worries Martin, but Jon is secretly happy about it). (Marked by the Lonely/Eye)

Name: Millicent “Millie” Georgie Blackwood-Sims Gender: Ciswoman Age: 13 Appearance: Long black hair, striking grey eyes, mixed race (Caucasian/African), wears a lot of leather jackets and short skirts, always has the coolest socks, usually has at least a few bandages on her knees, wears glasses (round frames), ties a lot of ribbons in her hair, etc. Personality: Very goth despite only being thirteen years old (makes Auntie Melanie proud). Surprisingly enough takes more after Martin than Jon, but she definitely has Jon's curiosity. Loves hanging out with Sebastian when she can. Also quite introverted, but she makes friends really easily. She likes hanging out with her dads sometimes, but she doesn't share many of their interests. Loves all things biology. (Marked by the Eye)

Name: Franklin “Frank” James Blackwood-Sims Gender: Cisman Age: 9 Appearance: Short orange hair, bright green eyes, pale skinned (Caucasian), covered head to toe in freckles, wears glasses (round frames) but they're almost always cracked (much to Jon's frustration), has a gap between his front teeth, wears a lot of outdoorsy gear and shorts, insists on wearing his safari explorer hat everywhere he goes, etc. Personality: Absolute wild child; he wants to play sports and run around outside as much as he can, something neither of his dads can relate to, but they encourage him to pursue his interests and be his own person. He really wants to be an explorer of some kind when he grows up, and he adores animals with all his heart. Very extroverted. (Marked by the Vast/Eye)

Name: Sasha Hope Blackwood-Sims Gender: Ciswoman Age: 6 Appearance: Dark brown hair, light brown eyes, covered in dark freckles, mixed race (Caucasian/African), wears a lot of light greens and blues, loves wearing princess themed dresses, carries her stuffed T-Rex “Mr. Chompy” everywhere she goes, has a lot of hairbands, wears glasses (round frames), etc. Personality: She's still pretty young, so she's obviously only just beginning to become more of her own person/have a personality, but so far she's taking a lot after Jon and follows him around everywhere he goes. She looks and acts a lot like OG!Sasha, not that her dads know this. What's more concerning, however, is that she reportedly keeps seeing a big, green eye in her dreams, something she seems frightened by. (Marked by the Web/Eye)

BASIRA/DAISY

Name: Kingsley Bruno Hussain-Tonner Gender: Cisman Age: 15 Appearance: Tall as all hell, long dark red hair, even darker brown eyes, mixed race (Latinx/Arab), has a scar running down the right side of his head, wears (Daisy’s) his mom’s old leather jacket around, has the most torn up jeans known to man, wears glasses, always has bandages around his knuckles, refuses to wears shoes/socks, etc. Personality: Born rebel. He’s been getting into trouble since he could walk, and he can’t help but take pride in that. Good friends with Sebastian, even if he thinks he’s a bit too nervous for his own good. Loves wrestling with Daisy whenever she’s willing to. Teases his sister a lot. Bit of an asshole, but he’s got a heart of gold under all that angst. (Marked by the Hunt)

Name: Rosalina Melanie Hussain-Tonner Gender: Ciswoman Age: 12 Appearance: Light brown hair (shaved off), dark brown eyes, mixed race (Caucasian/Arab), wears glasses (square frames), prefers wearing sweaters and gym shorts despite them looking weird together, has over a million pins on her backpack/purse, carries first aid supplies on her at all times, refuses to wear shoes/socks, etc. Personality: Almost the exact opposite of her older brother. Very down to earth and chill; she honestly hates it when her bro tries to drag her into shenanigans. Prefers sports over books, and she really wants to form/join a sports team of pretty much any kind. Can beat her brother in a fight, much to his frustration. Bit of a Mama’s Girl for Daisy. (Marked by the End)

MELANIE/GEORGIE

Name: Bethany “Annie” Willow King-Barker Gender: Ciswoman Age: 9 Appearance: Second tallest of the triplets, short red hair (curly), bright green eyes, mixed race (Caucasian/Latinx), her face and arms are absolutely covered in dark freckles, wears the most oversized sweaters, sweatpants are the best pants, etc. Personality: The firstborn of the triplets, Beth has a very no nonsense attitude, yet she still follows her siblings into all kinds of shenanigans (mostly because she goes along with whatever Matilda says). Pretty put together, but she's an eccentric bookworm and would much rather sit inside and read than play outside. (Marked by the Eye)

Name: Matilda Joy King-Barker Gender: Transwoman Age: 9 Appearance: Tallest of the triplets, long blonde hair, light brown eyes, mixed race (Caucasian/Latinx), wears jeans with a skirt, has ballerina shoes (wears them damn near everywhere), tank tops are the best shirts ever invented, wears a ginormous adventurer’s backpack everywhere, always has some kind of big ribbon in her hair, etc. Personality: The secondborn of the triplets, Matilda is almost always the leader and insists that her siblings follow her along on adventures. She's very protective of her siblings (especially little Eddy), but also won't hesitate to dropkick them. Fairly outdoorsy. Has a great talent for solving puzzles and tests. Low-key hates Aunt Daisy for unspecified reasons. (Marked by the Hunt)

Name: Leonard “Leo” Grant King-Barker Gender: Transman Age: 9 Appearance: Shortest of the triplets (yes he’s mad about it), short brown hair, dark green eyes, mixed race (Caucasian/Latinx), wears shorts most of the time, every piece of clothing he has is torn in some way, has army boots, always brings a backpack with him places, wears glasses (square frames), etc. Personality: The thirdborn of the triplets, Leo is very introverted yet also very outdoorsy, often running around at all hours of the day and as far away from everyone as possible. Loves his big sisters, but he prefers hanging out with Frank when the Blackwood-Sims kids come over. Kinda cowardly if we're being honest, but he'll jump into danger if it means protecting his family and friends. (Marked by the Vast)

Name: Edwin “Eddy” Oliver King-Barker Gender: Cisman Age: 4 Appearance: Short black hair, light brown eyes that flash green when he’s upset, dark skinned (African), has a huge scar running from one corner of his mouth all the way down to the middle of his chest, can’t stand wearing short-sleeved shirts (unless he has a hoodie/sweater over them), hunches in on himself a lot, carries his stuffed cat “Cheshire” everywhere he goes, etc. Personality: Very, very introverted. Has a thousand-mile stare. Selectively mute; has never spoken a word to anyone. He clings to both of his moms whenever he gets the chance, but if they’re not around, he’ll follow his siblings wherever they go. Can and will bite you if you try to touch/hug him without his consent. Has definitely seen some scary shit in his dreams, even if he can’t talk about it. (Marked by the Dark/End/Eye)

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rabbitfeet200 · 3 years

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The Dumping Ground comparisons

1 Tracy Beaker 5x who done it, Justine, is a detective 3x15 where is love Carmen and Kazima are detectives, 6x12 Ryan and Chloe are detectives, 8x15 Shattered Chloe and Noah/Bird are detectives 2 1x12 Esme Carmen meets Esme in the clothes shop 5x4 the fairy tail princess Chloe meets Courtney/Candi Rose in the clothes shop 3 2x9 my girl Rick and Carmen talk about how much they annoy each other (they dated but broke up) 9x5 losing your cool Jacob/Jay and Sasha talk about how much they annoy each other (they love each other) 4 Tracy Beaker returns Lily goes to Sapphire for help with her father Steve who is an alcoholic 8x14 keeping faith Katy goes to Jody for help with her mother Maria who is an alcoholic, 5 3x12 three days Sasha brings her younger brother Murphy (who was a baby) to the dumping ground 9x10 run Sasha brings her younger brother Murphy to the dumping ground after he steals Scott's phone 6 3x11 three days Sasha breaks the minibus because she was not allowed to go on the holiday with others 7x02 Rage Sasha breaks May Li's car because of Freya's blackmail 7 2x10 Hope Theresa/Tee tells her brother Johnny that their mother Lucy wants to contact them Johnny is reluctant to do so because she never contacted them 7x12 a million ways to say goodbye Chloe tells her brother Ryan that their mother Sarah wants to contact them Ryan is reluctant to do so because she never contacted them, 8 7x12 a million ways to say goodbye Chloe and Ryan say goodbye Chloe stays at the dumping ground 8x12 Go your own way Jody and Tyler say goodbye Jody stays at the dumping ground 9 4x20 two for joy Jody wants her brother Kingsley to love her again after she got him arrested, Chloe wants her brother Ryan to love her again after she told Theresa and Sasha that Ryan is afraid of ghosts, 10 Tracy Beaker returns 1x10 Viva Carmen Carmen is horrified her mother Helen (who has never contacted her) has turned up at the dumping ground 7x12 a million ways to say goodbye Chloe is horrified her mother Sarah (who has never contacted her) has turned up at the dumping ground 11 3x10 Dragon slayer Johnny confronts his abusive stepfather Keith to protect his family especially his sister Tee/Theresa 7x12 a million ways to say goodbye, Ryan, confronts his abusive mother Sarah to protect his sister Chloe 12 4x20 Two for joy Chloe finds out that her brother Ryan was the one who got Mike fired but she protects Ryan secret 5x3 one giant leap Chloe tells everyone that Ryan was the one who got Mike fired after Ryan tried to get Joseph kicked out of the Dumping Ground 6x8 Two sides to every story Noah/Bird tells everyone that his brother Jacob/Jay lied about May Li hitting him 13 7x8 Snake Jody is poisoned by Ryan who tells her she is not good enough Jody listens to him and overworks herself, Chloe is poisoned by Ryan who tells her to be selfish and competitive like him Chloe listens to him and feuds with her friends 14 3x Something borrowed Ryan tells everyone that Carmen flushed the necklace after Carmen tried to blame Floss 7x8 Snake Ryan tells everyone that Chloe locked Finn in the shed after Chloe tried to blame Noah, 15 Tracy Beaker Theresa accidentally forgets to close the gate and the sheep get out, 5x Free Courtney/Candi Rose let the sheep and other farm animals out 16 Tracy Beaker returns Carmen changes her personality from being sweet to spiteful after her stuff got stolen by Tyler, 6x2 Jody on the ropes Chloe changes her personality from being sweet to spiteful after her jacket got stolen by Jody and her phone got stolen by Courtney and Courtney accidentally deletes her photos 17 7x8 Snake Chloe tells Sasha, Noah, Jacob, Taz, Sid, Finn, Floss and Courtney that she hates them because she is always helping them and they take her for granted, 8x 10 Noah tells Chloe,

Jacob, Sasha,Taz, Finn, Courtney, he hates them because he is always helping them and they take him for granted 18 7x8 Snake Jacob blocks Chloe from leaving after he finds out that she tried to get his brother Noah thrown out of the DG even though he is heartbroken because Noah and himself are in love with Chloe, 8x16 everybody needs a friend Jacob blocks Chloe from leaving because he wants Chloe to make up with her best friend Courtney 19 3x19 coming round Ryan taking his anger out on Jody because Jody broke his frog gift from Chloe 7x8 Snake Ryan taking his anger out on Jody because Chloe was not allowed to go to the pictures/cinema 20 7x8 Snake Noah shouted at Chloe are you happy now when Chloe got Noah in trouble by accusing him of being a thief so she can go to the cinema, then Chloe gave Noah and Jacob a non verbal are you happy now look when she told Mike that she no longer wants to go to the cinema, Chloe, Noah<Jacob are heartbroken 8x4 Risk Chloe looks at Jacob and tells him are you happy now non verbally when Chloe confess for trying to break into their neighbour Maureen's shed which she did for Jacob, Chloe and Jacob are heartbroken 8x10 Noah shouted at Sasha are you happy now because she was proven right about Noah not be able to handle the stress of helping everyone when Noah shouted at everyone (Chloe, Jacob, Tazmine, Finn, Courtney) for being selfish, Noah, Chloe, Jacob, Sasha are heartbroken 21 2x10 Hope Kazima pretends to be bad at Pool/Snooker to trick Carmen when Kazima is a pool/ snooker expert Kazima is a pool shark Carmen is shocked and furious 6 Faker Noah pretends to be bad at Pool/Snooker to trick Chloe, Sasha and Ryan when Noah is a pool/ snooker expert Noah is a pool shark Chloe, Sasha, Ryan are shocked and furious 22 1x4 SOS Carmen rescues Jody from her family the rest of the Jacksons, 3x9 Long way home Ryan rescues Harry and Finn from their abusive foster home 23 The story of Tracy beaker 4x life is a cabaret a magical episode, 5 a magical episode Jody in wonderland a magical episode, Floss the Foundling a magical episode, 5x11 the wardrobe a magical episode, 24 5x16 the switch Billie locks her sister Toni in the shed, 7x8 Snake Chloe locks Finn in the shed 25 1x4 SOS Kingsley is threatening and aggressive towards his sister Jody Carmen defends Jody, 8x23 Far from the tree Jody is threatening and aggressive to Max and Taz and Sid defend Max, 9x2 Sweet and Sour Jody is asked by the kids (Taz, Katy, Sid, Max) to join in their rounders game Jody is still furious after her therapy session is aggressive with the kids and they defend themselves 26 1x4 SOS Kingsley tries to hit his sister Jody but their brother Luke stops him Luke defends Jody, 8x23 far from the tree Jody tries to hit her fellow boxer Gemma but Gemma doges 27 Tracy Beaker returns 3x Jody Jackson Jody is terrified of being locked in a room due to her family especially her eldest brother Kingsley locking her in when she annoys him and when Elektra/Mandy locks her it triggers her fear, 1x4 SOS Kinsgley locks Jody in her room which triggers her fear, 2x7 endurance Jody gets locked into a room by Tyler which triggers her fear, 4x20 Two for joy Jody gets locked into a room in Kingsley burning flat which triggers her fear of being locked in 28 1x4 SOS Kingsley shouted at Jody calling her a liar because he thinks she is trying to get him arrested because of his stealing, 2x7 Endurance Jody shouted at Tyler calling him a liar after he locked her in the bathroom 29 1x4 SOS Jody's mother Denise called Jody her baby when Jody was being taken off of her by Gina, 7x23 Mighty Mike Milligan Katy's mother Maria called Katy her baby when Katy was being taken off her by Mike 30 1x4 SOS Kingsley shoved and Pushes Jody, 6x2 Saved by the bell Jody shoves and Pushes Sasha 31 6x2 Jody on the ropes Chloe shows Courtney's ugly picture to the rest of the house, without

Courtney's permission 7x8 Snake Chloe tells Courtney that Floss called her stupid and that Taz flushed her lipstick without Floss and Taz's permission 32 7x8 Snake Floss calls Courtney stupid, 7x19 King of Comedy Noah calls Courtney stupid 33 Tracy Beaker returns 3x Eggs Carmen looks after Harry, 6x10 The Lurgy Chloe looks after Joseph,8x1 Chloe looks after Sid 9x old Friends Courtney looks after Sid\ 34 Tracy Beaker returns 3x Jody Jackson Jody tells Carmen that her mother Denise called her a mistake, 4x13 Risky business Jody cannot bond with her fake baby doll Cory because she is afraid of babies because her mother Denise called her a mistake and told Ryan it must be easy when you are natural with babies the way Ryan is with Chloe, but Ryan corrects her telling Jody that Chloe would have been dead if he did not look after her, 7x7 The return of the freaky twins Jody tells Tyler that her mother Denise called her a mistake, which she cannot bond with May Li and Alice's baby Henry Joseph, because she is afraid of babies because her mother Denise called her a mistake, Jody even asked Ryan for help with Henry Joseph when she lost him but Ryan refuses because he has his baby Chloe back and Jody needs to learn to look after babies himself 35 Tracy Beaker returns 3x Jody Jackson Jody was furious to be put into care and went on a rampage, 5x14 Making Waves Taz was furious to be put into care and went on a rampage, 36 6x16 Home Jacob and Noah call Floss and Ross freaky twins 7x7 The return of the freaky twins Jacob and Noah again call Floss and Ross freaky twins 37 6x20 Wasters Chloe and Sasha sneak around trying to figure out if May Li is having a girl or a boy so they can go baby shopping, black with sliver stars, 7x7 The return of the freaky twins' Henry Joseph is wearing the outfit Chloe and Sasha bought him black with sliver stars, 8x2 Follow my leader Chloe and Sasha sneak around trying to test if Scott will make a good care worker or not, 38 6x9 Utopia Tyler who is Jody's best friend tells Jody he hates that Jody is always talking about boxing even though boxing is helping her with her anger management, 8x5 Sugar and Spice Sasha who is Jody's best friend does not know that Nicola Adams is Jody's favourite boxer but Viv who has only arrived at TDG yesterday does know which is why Jody distances herself from Sasha 39 5x23 the dumping ground island Tyler runs away when he gets overwhelmed and angry, 6x9 Utopia Tyler runs away when he gets overwhelmed and angry, 7x Tyler finds out that his father Trevor who died is just like the old him his dad used to runs away when he gets overwhelmed and angry,40 3x14 who are you? Ryan confides in Theresa/Tee that their mother Sarah neglected Chloe and himself and left them home alone so she can get alcohol, 4x5 Chloe, Ryan and Tyler find out from the kind shopkeeper that their mother Sarah neglected them leaving them alone to get alcohol, which caused Chloe's accident, 8x13 great expectations Katy confides in Jody that her mother Maria neglected her and left home alone so she can get alcohol , 41 the story of Tracy Beaker 2x Ailen Louise got scared and went to Justine's room fort comfort,T D G 5x14 the dumping ground Courtney got scared and went to Chloe's room for comfort, 42 Tracy Beaker returns 2x3 Tracy is jealous that Lily moved in because she is used to it just being Camilla and her, The Beaker Girls Jess is jealous that Jordon moved in because she is used to it just being Tracy and her , 43 The story of Tracy Beaker 2x Tracy is dared to tell the truth because she is always lying,9x1 wishing Noah wishes that Jacob told the truth because he is always lying, 44 6x2 saved by the bell a heart broken Jody told her mother Denise she contact her when she is ready, 7x12 there's a million ways to say goodbye a heart broken Chloe told her mother Sarah that she will contact her when she ready, the beaker girls Jessica tells her father Simon that she will contact

when she is ready, 45 2x9 My Girl Rick develops a crush on Carmen and a pink glow goes around her, 9x8 Losing your cool Jacob develops a crush on Shona and a pink glow goes around her

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Jewel Of The North Part 4

Ok, so in writing this part, I imagined that while there is an art of reading actual tea leaves, I saw a picture of this plate on the left edge and thought ‘man wouldn’t reading tea leaves be easier if each squigly section was part of something? Like this section is the life section, this is the money section, this is the love life section, so on and so fourth’ you know, make it even more complicated than it probably is.Also I love and adore Indian jewelry, because that is a gold temple necklace. It’s just...gorgeous. And in my mind, a priestess of Aura (who I totally made up for this story) would be wearing a fabulous shawl, that heavy gold jewelry and a head band that would match and have something akin to an Asian tea ceremony and depending on which tea people chose- told the priestess about them, kind of like what your favorite color says about you. Also, LOOK AT THAT GOLD DRESS. Hot damn. Also as an LMT, Vahva Kun is NOT a thing. Again, something I made up.

And of course a thousand THANK YOU’s to the fabulous and super fabulous and creative @monstersandmaw for sharing the concept of ice orcs with me. Me and my Alaskan born heart instantly fell in love with them. Enjoy!

Jewel of the North

Part 4

In the morning, you pulled yourself from the bed and you felt like it was noon. Thank the gods for the time difference, because it was only 9 there.

“Well good morning sleepy head, working miracles wear you out?” Taylor teased you as she handed you a cup of coffee.

“Yeah,” you nodded as you took it and drank it gratefully.

“So, what’s the plan?” Taylor asked.

“Massages today, working with Noah tomorrow, after that…” You shrugged.

“Happily ever after.” Taylor supplied.

“Hush or you’ll jinx it.” You shushed her in a whisper but her scheming grin was infectious.

It took all day but by 7pm, you had gotten everyone taken care of that you came to take care of and Taylor decided to get takeout for dinner and while at the takeout restaurant that was on the other side of town, the group of pilots came striding in.

“That’s them. The other pilots.” Taylor breathed.

“Who’s who?” You whispered back before she specified who was who before you had her shut up so you could overhear their conversation. They were going to get food here and then go for drinks at ‘the bar’ later.

“What bar?” You whispered to Taylor.

“Knowing them- it’s probably Goose’s, they have the cheapest booze around and it’s close to their apartment, like within walking distance.” Taylor answered.

“Goose’s is the seedy, underbelly place that I don’t want to go to the bathroom in? That has the awesome cheeseburgers?” You asked.

“Yeah,” Taylor nodded as an idea bloomed in your head.

“Are they attracted to women?” You nodded over to them.

“Oh yeah,” Taylor confirmed before one of them wolf whistled to a group of women who came into the restaurant. Ah. Those kinds of guys. Almost too easy.

“Could you take me there? I have an idea, it’s a dirty, underhanded idea though.” You whispered.

“That means it’s a fantastic idea.” Taylor grinned.

“What shoe size are you?” You asked.

“9.” She answered.

“Sweet, do you by any chance have any hooker heels?” You hinted.

“Wait, wait, wait, you won’t have sex with Noah but you want to go to Goose’s in hooker heels? Every guy in that place is going to fighting for the chance to take you home if not fuck you senseless in the bar’s bathroom, if not the parking lot.” Taylor answered.

“Oh trust me, the only one taking me home is you, I have a plan. How fast can you get dressed and dolled up?” You urged her.

“Oh give me thirty minutes tops.” Taylor insisted.

You got the food and barely ate two bites of it before you and Taylor quickly locked yourselves in her bathroom to get ready as you put on your most seductive makeup and a slimming undergarment under your sexiest dress that had the push up bra to end all push up bras as you brought and slipped into her hottest “hooker heels” while she wore the more sensible shoes you brought since you were the same shoe size as her.

“How do I look? She-wolf enough?” You asked her.

“Ah, I see, you’re going to eat them alive.” She realized.

“Yup, my brother’s mother in law- Olga is a priestess for Aura and is Yamalian which is near Siberia and she nicknamed me Zahnochka Volchitsa which means ‘she wolf that rises again’ and just like Beyonce has Sasha Fierce, Zara Kingsley has Zahnochka Volchitsa, and Zahnochka is going to get them so wasted, they won’t be able to fly tomorrow which is good ol’ fashioned sabotage and when they can’t fly the loads, Noah will be there to pick them up and save the day.” You revealed.

“Oooh, evil and diabolical but for the best cause ever- I love it.” Taylor nodded in approval.

“Just don’t tell Noah, I don’t think he’d approve of my methods or like Zahnochka very much because I haven’t used “her” in a long time.” You urged her.

“Lips are sealed.” She swore as she had you wear her fancy dress jacket to cover up so Greg wouldn’t see you or the kids.

“Honey, Zara and I are going out for a drink, we’ll be back later.” Taylor told her husband as she quickly ushered the two of you out of the house and drove to Goose’s as you got in your wallet and slipped money into your cleavage on the way there so you wouldn’t really have to get your whole wallet out and chance any of them seeing your business card or your real... anything. Then you prayed to the gods for courage and hoped this gamble would be worth the risk to yourself and hoped this wouldn’t backfire and blow up in your face or bite you in the ass.

Once in the bar you zeroed in the group of pilots sitting together at a table towards a wall, which was perfect and out of the way, just the way you liked it as a mischievous smirk danced on your lips.

And then you locked your smoldering and seductive gaze with one of them who froze and stared back in awe like a deer caught in headlights as he watched as you strutted and sauntered into the place, your heels clicking on the tile and slowly slipped out of your light jacket to reveal your gold silk dress and made sure that every guy in the place with a pulse knew you were officially on the radar. You had an ability which you had perfected over your life, you called it the ‘Marylin Monroe effect’ because she had this gift that she could ‘turn on’ and she could transform from normal house wife to blonde bombshell right before anyone’s eyes and you had a similar gift and you were about to use it again.

“What can I get you to drink Gorgeous?” The bartender John asked as he was grateful he was working tonight, and here he thought it was just going to be a normal week night with the same old regulars but low and behold, a brand new gem came walking in, you must have just come into town because you were a brand new face. Plus, you were clearly the hottest woman in the place, hell in the whole damn town and you were dressed to kill and obviously on the prowl and he was ready offer himself as your prey for the night.

“What kind of whiskey do you have?” You asked as John began going through what he had, feeling a little embarrassed that they didn’t have a ton to choose from and what they did have, didn’t seem good enough for the goddess you were.

“Give me some Jamie, that’s plenty good enough for me, on the rocks please.” You ordered.

“And you Sugar?” John asked Taylor.

“Same.” Taylor agreed before John poured two very generous portions into glasses over ice and served them to you.

“Thank you.” You thanked him.

“So I take it you’re a friend from out of town.” John hinted as he looked from Taylor to you.

“That’s correct, I’m Zara Zahnochka Volchitsa Kingsley.” You introduced yourself, rolling your r’s and taking on a slightly Siberian accent with the roll of your own name off your tongue as you shook his hand.

“John Wilks. Pleasure to meet you.” He shook it before it he took your hand and kissed it which got you to giggle bashfully before you pulled him towards you which caused him to lean as far over the bar as he could before you pulled a hundred dollar bill from your cleavage and slipped it into his hand.

“Give me the lay of the land.” You purred as you twirled your finger subtly to gesture to the bar.

“Uh, well, there’s…” He began as he listed off who was around the room, using the old ‘ 3 o’clock’ 6 o’clock’ method as you got the confirmation that all the guys at the table on the wall were the other pilots.

“Could you do me a favor?” You requested.

“Anything.” John offered.

“Get me the darkest beer glass you have. Empty it so I can use it as a chaser cause I have a feeling every guy in this place is about to buy me a drink and I don’t want to get too drunk and when it gets full, get me a new one.” You proposed, your voice dropping to a low murmur so that only John and Taylor could hear you.

“You got it.” John nodded in understanding as he got you the Milk of Dragon. Usually the beer is so dark and heavy it was black on it’s own but the glass was pitch black and you couldn’t tell except from picking it up if it had beer in it or not.

“Are you ready to see a show?” You breathed to Taylor who nodded before you got the glass and pretended to take a long pull from it before you turned in your chair and Taylor watched as you seemed to turn something on inside you- up full blast like seeing a Hollywood star light up on the red carpet, it was like you were a beacon of light, but you were all fire and flames, burning so hot you could set the stool you sat on- on fire and every man in the place just became a moth and every man couldn’t help but be drawn to you and you were practically swarmed.

"So what's your name Beautiful?" One guy asked.

"Zara- Zahnochka Volchetsia- Kingsley." You introduced yourself, giving the same flourish to the name and putting extra emphasis on the middle portion of your “name” while quickly rolling through the real parts of it which they all ate up like candy.

And instead of getting overwhelmed, you seemed pleased and basked in all the attention as you tried to give each guy in there just a few minutes of attention, remaining friendly and giving a little bit of your time to everyone so that no fights broke out for your attention, letting them spit game, each line greater than the last as your amused giggle filled the air and your smile lit up the dimly lit bar before the group of pilots came over and tried their luck and while their lines weren’t as clever as the others, you pretended to be the most affected before you offered your hand for them to lead you back to their table as you were sat down as the others grumped but watched on enviously as the group of pilots who weren’t all that handsome or all that impressive seemed to win your favor which didn’t make any sense to the rest of them maybe you just had a thing for younger guys. But you made your choice and they would respect it as Taylor sat next to you and just watched as the Zara she thought she knew was replaced by a full blown she-wolf. She didn’t know you had it in you but she knew why you were doing it and she had to respect the masterful way you were choosing to deal with the problem because no one else had the guts to do it this way. But it was genius.

“So are all of you pilots?” You asked eagerly as you sat at the table, putting on your best doe eyes and making sure you sat in such a way that your cleavage was heaving with every breath as they all undressed you with their eyes.

“Oh yeah, he flies…” Derek began to list off the different planes and you pretended to be impressed by it all as they ordered you drink after drink which was part of your plan, “chasing” it with your “beer” as you pretended to get tipsy, laughing at everything they said that was even slightly funny.

“So what do you do? Other than look sexy as hell?” Evan asked.

“Oh nothing much, just taking care of the estates and trust funds I’ve inherited when my grandparents died when I was younger, " You waived off and grinned when all their eyes practically got dollar signs in them and they were staring at you the way a hungry dog would look at a steak. Oh they would devour you the moment you let them.

Perfect.

“And I’m an LMT which stands for liscenced massage therapist, would you like a demonstration?” You purred.

“Hell yeah, my body is yours to do as you wish.” Evan offered before you took his arm and started massaging it and giggled when he groaned and moaned in pleasure before you got a brilliant idea.

“Well, as an LMT, I’m certified in using Vahva Kun, which all my body builder clients swear by and by using it, they build the biggest, most impressive muscles possible and it feels better than sex with the gods, would you like to try it?” You offered.

“Hell yeah,” they readily agreed as you went about using it on them as their moans and groans filled the small bar as you straddled their labs to get as close as possible to hit all these points in their bodies, leaving each of them feeling like a god themselves and the buzz they had already been feeling from the booze was amplified and they were feeling the most intense afterglow that did indeed surpass the afterglow after an orgasm as Taylor watched on curiously and only when you ordered another round of shots for the guys, this time of the 153, the strongest alcohol in the place, since you had massaged their necks and made sure to access their ‘sleeper mode’ muscles, then they took that last shot and promptly passed out and you used that to use their fingers tips to get into their phones and deleted the pictures they had taken of you in the compromising positions of their laps before you stood up and strode over to the bartender and slipped him another hundred dollar bill since by the time you were done, most of the other patrons had gone home for the night since it was past midnight and almost last call.

“Thanks for looking out for me tonight, you may need to call a taxi or an uber for them. They obviously won’t be able to drive home.” You nodded over to the table before you strutted out of there with Taylor and while you weren’t drunk on alcohol, you were definitely drunk on power and the thrill of what you just did because letting your inner she wolf out to breathe and feed for the first time in forever and it felt amazing.

“So what’s Vahva Kun?” Taylor asked as she drove you to her house.

“Vahva Kun is short for Vahva Kun Olen Hiekko. It means ‘strong when I’m weak’. Body builders pay me a grand each to do that to them a week and a half before competitions to make every muscle in their bodies’ bulge. In massage there’s only a few ways of doing things, and that is- pain now- pleasure later or pleasure now- pain later and Vahva Kun is as intense as pleasure now pain later gets. The reason it’s so pleasurable now is I use the body’s tendon organs to “turn off” muscles from the nervous system, this gives the effect to the brain that the muscle has become completely relaxed which feels amazing in the moment. But when you turn a muscle off, especially prime movers or major primes, the muscles that are responsible for your major movements, that means they can’t work anymore because you just told them, via their tendon organs to go the fuck to sleep and go on a little vacation and they become completely unresponsive and they feel lighter than air at first. So while they’re out in la la land, and can’t hear a thing from your nervous system who’s screaming at them to move. So that leaves only the synergists and the little assistant muscles to try to do the job of the major primes which they are ill equipped and too weak to do but they try their best. So they end up bulging by the end of it because they have no other choice because your body needs to move. However another thing happens when you do Vahva Kun, the nervous system freaks out. Now we all know how ecstasy works, it floods your brain with endorphins and other feel good chemicals to the point of overwhelming it right? Well Vahva Kun does the same thing initially. So what you’re left with is a brain who can’t feel most of the muscles in their body and is overwhelmed with pleasure and it freaks out and how it does that is it suddenly feels that the pleasure is actually pain and that you’re being attacked but it only does the switch once you succumb to the pleasure and pass out and the switch happens during your first sleep cycle.”

“So when they wake up tomorrow, they’re going to feel like they got hit by a mac truck and moving will be agony.” Taylor realised.

“Oh yeah, and when you do Vahva Kun you’re supposed to drink at least two liters of water or preferably an electrolyte drink before you take your initial sleep because in turning off the major primes, they release all their tension and everything that was trapped by that tension in particular all the “toxins” and acids and things stored in the muscles and when you drink a diuretic, like coffee or even worse- alcohol, the toxins can be released from one spot of the muscle but simply move and spread within the muscle belly instead of getting flushed out into your lymph system which then delivers it to your liver and kidneys to be removed from your body. And once the switch happens, the brain then sends fibroblasts into all the major primes which is a heavy duty messenger to make sure it’s still there period and the fibroblasts are like little explosions of protein and collagen and other substances into the major primes. Well imagine what an explosion looks like now imagine that inside a striated muscles, the fibroblasts usually go any manner of either outright perpendicular or just plain not in the directions of the striations in the muscles. Which again, make the muscles bulge. It looks awesome when you’re done, but it feels like you were in the worst bar fight ever. And for first time receivers of Vahva Kun it can take up to a month for your body to fully recover and your body aches the whole time and it can take several hours after just to get all the new knots out of the muscles and usually body builders, the first few to several days after- they can’t hardly move, they have all these huge bulging muscles that look incredibly strong but are jack shit for strength and that’s why it’s called Vahva Kun- strong when I’m weak. It means they look strong but they are in reality, very weak.” You explained.

“Vahva Kun was discovered by a prostitute, Jasmine Vahva, who was tired of being beat up by her clients and she found she could make a killing if she “massaged” them first using this technique, get them to pass out and steal them blind but then be gone before they could wake up and confront her. And she taught other sex workers this technique. But they only could ever do it to a client once and quickly word spread about the real “effects” of the massage and once the clients got wise to it it lost it’s “appeal.”, then the clients noticed that once they recovered, they physically looked amazing and so a few of them got into body building and then word spread and so you had the legitameate professionals going to Jasmine to learn this technique so that they could practice it on body builders which is a very lucrative discipline and her original friends who had been sex workers then got into the legitamate side of massage teaching Vahva Kun.” You revealed.

“So you fucked them over without dropping your panties an inch.” Taylor laughed.

“Yup, because those fuckers had the audacity to undercut Noah and put Noah and Sakura’s livelihood into jeopardy. A she wolf takes no prisoners when her den and pups are in danger. Even if she has to infiltrate another pack to do it.” You mused.

“Hot damn girl.” Taylor praised as she high fived you.

The next morning Noah came down the stairs to find his mother already there making breakfast.

“Good morning Mom.” Noah greeted sleepily as he shuffled over to the coffee pot before there was a knock and suddenly he was a million times more alert as he happily forgot all about the coffee to rush over to the door to open it.

“Good morning.” Noah greeted you happily.

“Good morning.” You greeted happily, sure that your dark circles under your eyes would scare the shit out of him but he didn’t seem to notice as he ushered you inside.

“Good morning Nana,” You greeted warmly.

“Good morning Zara.” Nana returned just as warmly.

“How do you like your eggs?” She asked.

“Over easy please if there’s toast.” You answered gratefully.

“Did Sakura take it easy on you guys yesterday?” You inquired hopefully.

“Yes, she didn’t wake up till 10, it was wonderful and you did such a fantastic job on the house, it was a really wonderful blessing.” Nana praised.

“Thank you, I did my best.” You nodded as you ducked your head. Appreciating the recognition.

“I know you did, and it’s really appreciated, you have no idea.” Noah added with a proud smile that was making wish you could ask him to try to show it but with his mother there, that wouldn’t have been appropriate.

“Go get ready Dear while I get breakfast finished.” Summer urged him and you saw the reluctant disappointment in his demeanor like a child who is told to go to bed when there was still company at the house and you could see he was about to argue but one look from her had his argument dying on his tongue before he begrudgingly pulled away and went back upstairs to hurry up and get ready as you got yourself a cup of coffee.

“So, I thought for sure that you would have slept in this morning from eating five men alive last night.” Nana noted once she heard the bathroom door shut upstairs and the shower turn on which made you choke on your coffee.

“Uh, how…?” You nervously asked as you tried to clean yourself up.

“The gods see all and only they could have revealed that to me. It takes a she-wolf with nerves of steel to do what you did, and to walk away without a scratch is a feat in itself. Don’t feel guilty about it, you ensured not just Noah and Sakura’s survival but the best chance for all of us to thrive too. But I need to tell you that you need to keep the she-wolf out today, embrace your Aura heritage, it won’t scare off Noah, it’ll surprise him but it won’t throw him off or intimidate him. Don’t lose your nerve or your courage. You’ll need it to make your mission complete. Use your bag and your magnificent mind and I’ll help you with your hair.” She advised you as she held your face in her aged but warm hands.

“Ok,” you agreed, feeling relieved yet validated and empowered before she kissed your forehead before you left just as Noah got out of the bathroom as you raced upstairs since you would need the bathroom’s larger bathroom counter to get ready and Noah looking like a god with just a towel around his waist was a delight.

“Everything ok?” Noah asked.

“Yeah, just had a really good talk with your mom, I need to finish getting ready though. Do you mind?” You asked as you gestured to the bathroom.

“Not at all, but we gotta get going in like an hour or so.” Noah answered, disappointed because here he thought he would have an hour or so with just staring at your beautiful face. Even without makeup you were gorgeous. You didn’t need makeup.

“Plenty of time.” You reassured him before Sakura woke up to the sound of your voice.

“Paradise?” She asked sleepily as she opened her door before she saw you and immediately went to you and hugged you tightly.

“Good morning Sweetheart, did you sleep good?” You asked her.

“The best, I had the coolest dreams!” She eagerly told you.

“Well I have to get ready for the day, but I need your bathroom up here to do it, you want to tell me all about them while I get ready?” You proposed.

“Yeah!” She agreed as she took your hand and led you into the bathroom before she shut the door, leaving Noah feeling a little jealous he couldn’t be in there too but he got dressed and let you have your time with Sakura as he went back downstairs.

“What did you talk to Para-I mean, Zara about?” Noah asked his mom curiously.

“I encouraged her to embrace all of herself with you, and not to be scared of showing you all of herself or fear it will intimidate you or put you off. Everyone always tries to put for their best faces and the best versions of themselves to people they like and are trying to impress.” Summer hinted with a scheming grin.

“And for that she had to put on makeup?” Noah questioned as he cast a look in the direction of the bathroom when he heard Sakura and you laughing.

“She’ll explain it to you better once she comes down. She has to show Sakura first and Sakura’s approval will give her heart and courage to show you and some reassurance that she has nothing to worry about will be all you need to give.” She insisted.

“But for now, eat, be patient.” She urged him as she handed him a plate of food before she continued to cook breakfast as Noah begrudgingly ate and drank his coffee as his knee bounced impatiently as his mother joined him at the table as Noah racked his brain trying to think of what it could possibly be.

“Stop, you’ll imagine it way worse than it is.” Nana lightly smacked his arm.

“Look, the only thing I can think of is she’s used to be a stripper or something like that.” Noah blurted before he got another smack, this one much harder than the first.

“I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, at this point it’s a bonus.” Noah conceded before he recoiled from the third smack, this one even harder than the last as he rubbed his arm.

“You’re going to feel like an ass once she comes down the stairs.” Summer chastised before right on cue you came down the stairs looking like a proper goddess. A heavy shall was wrapped around your shoulders and you were wearing gold and purple highlighter on your cheeks as your complexion was made to look much more amethyst purple instead of peacock teal it usually looked and your eyeshadow was a brilliant gold and purple and your jewelry was authentic priestess of Aura jewelry. He was dumbstruck by how magnificent you looked.

“May I introduce Zahnochka Volchitsa! A minor priestess of Aura!” Sakura proudly introduced you, her freshly brushed teeth gleaming as her fresh braids that you had put into her hair showed off her silken tresses.

“And what a stunning one at that.” Summer praised as she had you sit down to breakfast next to Noah as she got up and took your hairbrush from your hand and your special headband and beads from your hands.

“Wow,” Noah breathed. “So, what’s the special occasion?” Noah asked.

“Well, your mother wisely advised me to embrace my “she-wolf” and “Aura heritage” today. When I was 15, my older brother Gavin started courting his wife Natasha who we call Tasha, she’s Siberian and her mother Olga, is a high priestess to Aura and serves at the Sinai Temple in the Great Lakes, and the moment she met me, she adopted me and gave me a new name. The name she gave me was ‘Zahnochka Volchitsa’ Volchitsa is Siberian for ‘she wolf’ and Zahnochka means ‘she will rise again’. And she has insisted I was her new daughter and forbade her own sons from dating me because that would be ‘incest’ even though at the time her 13 year old son Nicoli aka- Nikki- had the biggest crush on me, but he’s married with kids and we’re friends so now so it worked out. But anyway, she taught me how to have teeth and claws and how to take no bull-er-crap from anyone and how to be a strong independent woman with all the spice and sass of a viper and if any man dared cross me or even take advantage of me in any way- how to eat him alive like a proper shewolf, how protect ‘my den and pups’ and how to turn other people’s stupidity into my own benefit and she taught me how to give blessings, read palms and tea leaves and all that. But it’s an alter ego for me, like how Beyonce has Sasha Fierce, I have Zahnochka Volchitsa. I thought if your clients saw how you were flying around a minor priestess of Aura, the goddess of gold, luck and riches, they’d be willing to do just about anything, including renewing contracts with a pilot they tried to undercut for the chance to get a blessing.” You hinted with nervous grin.

“You don’t have to…” Noah tried to argue even though he was incredibly touched and so impressed by it. This was ingenious. Although as much as he wanted a blessing, he also knew that priestesses could not bless family. And since he desperately wanted to be your family, he would be satisfied with your presence to be blessing enough.

“Yes she does,” Summer immediately countered. “And we deeply appreciate it and Sakura and I will pray for your success.” She insisted as she continued to fix your hair appropriately, braiding the headband into your hair and securing it so that you looked like a proper priestess with the traditional hair arrangement and no sooner had you ate than Noah got the first call from a client as you got ready by putting the shawl on to complete the look.

“Be good for Nana ok?” You urged Sakura before you left, giving her a big hug.

“Will do.” Sakura reassured you before you kissed her all over her face which made her giggle with glee before she did the same to you before you let go and hugged Nana goodbye, giving her a kiss on the cheek before you left.

“My new Mama is amazing.” Sakura fawned as she watched the two of you go from the window and get in Noah’s truck as she grinned to see her dad open your door for you like a proper gentleman.

“Yes she is. Now, come on, we got some prayers to give.” She urged her granddaughter.

Once in the plane, you settled into the copilot seat with your backpack securely between your legs.

“How much does all that weigh anyway?” Noah asked curiously as he eyed the gaudy gold jewelry as he got settled in himself.

“About a thousand pounds.” You laughed. “It’s all real and solid so it’s quite heavy.” You revealed.

“Could you do me a favor though?” You asked hopefully.

“Anything.” Noah immediately agreed.

“Could you wear this gold charm at least for today?” You proposed as you pulled the large gold charm on a masculine chain out of your velvet blessing bag that had previously held all the jewelry wrapped in the shawl and a tea set for a proper priestess tea ceremony.

“As long as you won’t give me a formal blessing with it,” Noah specified. “I know priestesses can’t formally bless family members but your presence is blessing enough for me.” He noted which melted your heart and made you want to kiss him. You were ready to offer him a proper place in your family. But perhaps he was referring to the way you were with Sakura and meant that endearment fairly innocently.

“That’s correct, but they can give gifts, if you wear this, your clients will assume I’ve already blessed you and will want a blessing of their own, a first link in the chain.” You proposed.

“Ok,” Noah agreed before you turned in your seat and put it over his neck and being so close, you could smell the soap he used in his shower and his aftershave and just him in general and your brain got hazy with lust. But you feared it would be inappropriate and settled for simply kissing his forehead and offering him an adoring smile which he mirrored as he glanced from your eyes to your lips before a message came on his receiver which pulled his attention away.

“Yeah,” Noah answered.

“Hey could you swing by Corporal? I have a load for you this morning.” One of his clients radioed in.

“Sure thing, see you soon.” Noah agreed before he hung up.

“It’s working already,” Noah laughed. “That guy hasn’t had me fly a load for him all year, must be a big one.” Noah revealed.

“Then let’s do his first.” You suggested.

“Ok,” Noah nodded before he turned the plane on and began to taxi it out of the hanger and towards the runway before taking off and you bit your bottom lip to keep yourself from squealing. Flying was so fun!

Once up in the air you put on your blood red lipstick with gold glitter gloss over it as you had Noah tell you about this particular client. Cranky old man type.

Perfect.

He landed the plane several long moments later and once taxied over to the loading area, you knew it was show time as you unbuckled your seatbelt and left the plane and grinned when an older gentleman practically came rushing up to you.

“Noah! Why didn’t you tell me you were flying around a priestess of Aura today?” Mick chastised Noah.

“Because most people are intimidated by priestesses. And since Noah has already lost so much already, I couldn’t chance him losing anymore, especially upon my account.” You easily answered for him.

“Of course,” Mick ducked his head as his cheeks blushed.

“This is Zara Zahnochka Volchitsa Kingsley. This is Mick Mullins.” Noah introduced.

“Pleasure to meet you.” You extended your hand and smiled serenely when he kissed it and pressed his forehead to your knuckles as he bowed respectfully.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you.” He greeted back.

“Would you have time to take tea with me?” You asked Mick hopefully.

“Of course, of course, right this way.” He ushered you to the control tower where there was a lounge with a coffee maker and an electric tea kettle which he quickly dumped bottled water into it to boil before he has you sit in his chair, in his office since it’s one of the most comfortable chairs in the place as you pull out your tea set and your trio of teas, each tin a work of art before you laid them out before him and ceremoniously took the top off of each one and sniffed each one before you offered for him to do the same before he sniffed each one.

“Which one do you prefer?” You asked as he looked between them.

“This one.” He specified as you nodded and smiled serenely at his choice before the kettle beeped and he immediately got up like a shot to retrieve it and brought it back just as you finished scooping the tea into the little teapot before he handed you the kettle before you poured in the right amount of water.

“So, Mr. Mullins.”

“Please call me Mick - Priestess.” He urged you.

“Thank you for having tea with me. And thank you many times over for doing business with Noah. That man has suffered so much loss recently. That loss has touched me very deeply. And to hear how his regular clients have taken their business elsewhere has disturbed me greatly and they will only reap disaster and misfortune for doing so, the gods told me through the leaves under no uncertain terms. Grabbing selfish hands today make it impossible to accept blessings, even if the gods are more than ready and willing to give an overabundance of them. Someone with closed fists cannot be handed anything. Even one closed fist can impede the other open one, since they cancel each other out. Even when what the gods will to give them is greater than what they already have in their hands. It doesn’t matter what their hands are physically if mentally, emotionally, figuratively and especially spiritually, since all of those are interwoven- if their figurative hands are closed, there is no blessing for them. Only a malediction. If that pattern persists, I feel I must intervene further, as I have contacts at the military bases and my more financially blessed clients may have a need for a private pilot for their jets and things and they will be more than happy to make sure Noah is paid handsomely, enough to make a move there worth his while many times over and they will be immeasurably blessed for doing so in Noah’s sake.” You proposed as you as you set up your tea ceremony as you glanced up at Mick who looked particularly embarrassed like you just pulled his pants down and exposed him.

“But I don’t feel that will happen to you, because you are being generous and using the deserving and there is no one more deserving than Noah and you will be blessed for it. I can tell, it is written in the lines on your face and on the veins on the back of your hands.” You reassured him which had light returning to his eyes and a smile spread on his face before you poured the tea.

“Well then let me reassure you that I would be more than happy to help Noah in any way I can.” Mick swore.

“Please do not use pretty words in the face of a priestess just to gain momentary favor, do not say anything unless you mean the words with all truth and that you have cemented plans and will put those words into action.” You gently warned with a look of sorrow.

“No I swear on my life and the lives of my family, what I say is in all truth and I will absolutely follow through, I will use no one but Noah for the rest of the season and for every season after this till the end of my days and I will pay him very well for it, so that he and his family may be kept in safety and security.” Mick swore solemnly.

“Your words please me and the gods, may you feel peace and happiness and enjoy nothing but success with the fulfillment of this vow. May I give you a gift?” You proposed.

“I will accept anything you wish to give me.” Mick answered earnestly.

“I will read the tea leaves for you and wish to give you a charm.” You proposed.

“I would be honored.” He agreed before you pulled out the reading plate and swished the remaining tea in the pot around before you poured the remains onto the center of the plate and watched as the tea leaves flowed out into the plate as the both of you watched to see where the tea leaves fell on the plate before you used your extensive training to read them to him. Usually people paid quite a bit of money to have this done by Olga and people used the information as if it was doctrinal truth, above questioning or reproach and Mick seemed perfectly pleased and excited about what the tea leaves told on the plate.

No sooner had you finished before both of your phones chimed, messages that the plane was already filled with the shipment.

You took a few moments to rinse your plate off in the sink after both Mick and yourself took a picture of it and as you rinsing it, Mick was making sure to cut Noah’s check. Mick usually paid half upon arrival and loading and then the other half upon successful delivery. This time Mick would be doubling both payments and made a note to always do this in the future as he fingered the gold charm you had given him that he immediately put onto a gold chain around his neck before his own phone went off, suddenly he was getting payments and offers from new vendors as he felt elated as he quickly prayed for forgiveness for slighting Noah in the past by undercutting him before he rejoined you as you finished packing up everything so he could walk you back and hand his payment to Noah.

“Oh and Mick, I should warn you. If you ever break your vow, the charm will tarnish and you will lose what you gained and even would have gained will immediately go to your competition. And once it’s lost, it can not be regained.” You warmed him solemnly.

“Wouldn’t dream of it Priestess.” Mick reassured you as he walked you back over to the plane.

“May safety, security and blessings be with you Priestess,” Mick offered you graciously.

“And with you.” You answered before you nodded and turned to get back on the plane, giving Noah a meaningful look with a pleased smile before Mick happily handed over the folded check to Noah and an apology for not using him sooner but quickly set up a deal to use him at least every week and a reassurance that if Noah ever needed anything at all, to let Mick know.

“Of course, well, uh, I better get going, you have my number, just let me know what you need.” Noah returned before he got back into the plane and got ready to go before he peeked at the check before he put it into his payment bag.

“Well that went well, I would say he’s your new model client.” You smiled proudly.

“How?” Noah asked curiously.

“Manta Olga charges anywhere from 3 to ten thousand dollars for the kind of tea ceremony I just had with him and to get a tea reading with her is booked up anywhere from three to 9 months in advance because she is the high priestess at her temple. Minor priestesses and newbies like me usually make a tiny fraction of that. And honestly if all I’m out is a few scoops of my favorite tea, it’s worth it to me- to help ensure that you and Sakura especially will be ok and taken care of, long after I leave and can’t ensure it with my own hands.” You confessed as you fiddled with the fringe of your shawl because you suddenly didn’t have the strength to look at him.

Meanwhile the words were trying to eat their way out of Noah’s mouth to assure you and reassure you that you would be more than welcome to try. That he would follow you to the ends of the earth to give you as many chances as you wanted and needed to try. But then his radio went nuts trying to receive multiple messages all at once. All of these clients begging for his help to fly loads as you prepared yourself to repeat this process over and over and over today, as many times as it would take to make sure that Noah would be the most popular and sought after pilot the Frozen Tundra ever saw and prayed that your endeavors would bring Noah untold and unimaginable success.

Word spread quickly that a ‘priestess of Aura’ was with Noah and that she was giving free tea readings in exchange for business with Noah and Noah was getting money hand over fist as his payment envelope was close to bursting again, much like your bladder half the time because this tea, while beautiful and delicious, ran through you but you were getting better with every reading, like riding a bike and it was all coming back to you with ease. Like this is what you did all day every day and you had a lot of fun too and Noah made three loops around the state and flew from the morning till well into the night and every time you took tea with all these clients, they were more than happy to feed you a snack too. Mostly prepared by their wives to feed you and Noah and Noah counted himself lucky enough to sit in on a few of them while he ate lunch and dinner and gratefully drank some tea with you, enjoying the tea quite a bit.

On the final flight home, you finally got to take off the jewelry, your ears practically tears of joy that they weren’t weighed down anymore as your chest was much lighter without the necklace on it as you gradually took the beads and headbands out of your hair before you stretched your neck before you put it all away back into the blessing bag.

“There you are.” Noah murmured appreciatively, happy to see Zahnochka receed and his Zara come back to the forefront which made you giggle.

“Yup, here I am.” You answered before you got a makeup cloth out of your backpack and wiped off all the makeup and false lashes which were itching your eyelids.

“Did you really have to put all that makeup on?” Noah asked as he saw a ton of purple come off.

“Most priestesses of Aura are of Siberian and Eastern Europa descent where the indigo violet orcs and dark elves which are just about the same color-originated from. The closer I look physically to them, the more people believe my authenticity as one. My first tea reading didn’t go well because I didn’t look purple enough and the client thought they weren’t getting an authentic reading. Thanks to the wonders of makeup, once I was able to get my complexion purple enough, people stopped questioning my authenticity despite Olga vouching for me. Even now I’m listed under the priestesses of Aura website as a chastnyy, or private priestess. Which means I don’t “officially” serve at any one temple even though I am in the same order that Olga is in. It just makes it eaiser for me. Same thing with the accent, it just helps me play the part. It doesn’t make it any less real but there are theatrics that come with it.” You explained.

“Well maybe I’m weird but I’d rather have Zara with me in this cockpit than Zahnochka any day. She’s cool and all but I just like you better.” Noah confessed.

“Awww, thank you. Zahnochka is...I’ll be honest, she’s exhausting. She’s fun but tiresome after a while. But thank you for not getting annoyed or intimaded by her.” You confessed.

“Nope, not at all. So what are you doing tomorrow?” Noah asked.

“I don’t have any plans.” You answered.

“Well I actually ran all the loads today that I was supposed to run tomorrow. So technically I have tomorrow off and I would really like to take you fishing if you’d be up for it.” Noah offered, remembering his mother’s advice.

“YES!” You immediately agreed with a bright, nearly blinding smile. “I would love to.” You answered.

“We could even take Sakura too, I think with your encouragement, she might get over her squamishness with worms.” He added and grinned when your whole being practically lit up at the very idea.

“Perfect.” You beamed, feeling super excited for tomorrow.

#Jewel of the north #Jewel Of The North Part 4 #modern orcs #modern orc love story #ice orcs #jewel orcs #siberian amythyst orcs #so many #Noah and Zara #my new otp #orc boyfriend #monster boyfriend #orc reader insert #male monster female reader #modern fantasy fic #I would prefer this reality to my own ngl

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◈ ♣️ ✮ ( iloveu )

◈ ━ share some headcanons that you have for a muse of your choosing

because it’s nae i’ll give u some that are relevant .

arturo lopez : sleeps on the same side of the bed everytime and is weirdly pedantic about it . also has other strange Specific things that he likes and needs , such as specific beer or specific type of tobacco . he’s strangely picky about some things , for somebody who always seems to not care about anything . has extremely rough hands , they’re always covered in bruises or dirt or callouses because he likes to strum a guitar or bash drums when he’s bored ( he likes anything that makes excessive and disruptive noise ) . has a very specific grin when he’s flirting . one side of his mouth flicks up and that’s his telltale sign when he likes someone or is into someone ( also a constant smile / smirk around odelia ) . runs his hands through his hair about three thousand times a day , so it’s always fluffy or looking messy . has a large array of long / oversized shirts with random holes in them .

sasha lane : used to force herself to stay awake in her shared bedroom with eugene at night and watch over him when he was sleeping ( she was always scared their mum would come in and do something , or her boyfriend of the week ) . constantly changing her hair and her braids , she never likes keeping it the same way for more than a couple of weeks . always wears a torn pair of jeans . literally always . constantly has her earphones in a terrible knot or tangled up . gets way too frustrated and impatient with trying to sort them out or straighten it up . the longest she’s ever worked anywhere is in a laundromat , and that’s because nobody ever came in so she didn’t have to deal with people . always sits near an exit , in case she needs to make a fast and quick escape .

♣ ━ share five random facts about yourself

im SO uninteresting omg . umm okay .

1 ) im left handed and smudge my handwriting constantly . my writing is terrible in general, but ive been trying to practice more so its legible

2 ) im the only girl , with two older brothers . when i was younger i really thought i was ginny weasley . turns out i am moaning myrtle , at best.

3 ) i have nine tattoos . they’re all v small , but my favourite is the sunset i have on my arm , and the diamond . they don’t really mean anything but they’re cute

4 ) i got a new job finally ! now working in risk , finance and event coordination . really wild and new and weird . not super interesting but thats all i could think of

5 ) i used to have an insanely heavy mary kate and ashley obsession . like VERY heavy . i wanted to be them . wanted to dress like them . used to copy their outfits . read ALL of their many many times .. watched so . . mary kate and ashley like 50000 times .

✮ ━ top three favorite muses that you’ve played

again IMPOSSIBLE to decide but here we go . i will always always have a soft spot for mali chusuk . i’ve never been able to play her anywhere but one day i will . she was a lil tomboy idiot buffoon . super bi and didn’t realise it , so big gulp . also , just wanted to learn how to be a bit more ‘ girly ‘ and ‘ feminine ‘. chewed with her mouth open and belched very loudly .

jeremy washington . the original himbo . an absolute IDIOT and i loved him so so much . he had such a good heart but my god . . he had not one brain cell . he didn’t understand anything , ever , and we loved that for him . tried his best but also just had his foot in his mouth constantly .

kingsley tau . my conspiracy theorist boy . how can i ever forget him ? literally he was so kooky and wild , and he always spoke in code . also , he was Constantly High and thought he was mr robot ( he was a good hacker , though ) . kinda just watched everyone and laughed and said ‘ damn , white people really are something .’

#i love you so so much #thank u !!!#about me #c: arturo lopez #c: sasha lane #stevenyuens

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