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revawake · 9 months

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no really. what happened to some good old fashioned hoping jakey dies. did we really have to start joking about killing bisexual women ourselves. look at all the good that has done 😐

yeah everyone who said you're gonna kill bi women or bi women should be euthanized or be wiped from the face of the earth in a plague or whatever i'm leaving your url in. sorry. (also i get the association with the golden retriever bf's meme or whatever but really? euthanasia?)

^^these comments also got to me.

you can't just raise your standards out of experiencing misogyny sorry! it's so crazy the way bi women's experience of misogyny in relationships can get flipped around to make bi women the responsible party like huh?? girls make sure not to be "capable of having" a boyfriend who mistreats you 🙄

yeah and lots of these people just straight up hate bisexual women nothing else to it. this used to be the male tears and feminism website what happened. is this the best we can do.

#misogyny #biphobia #bimisogyny #barbie #barbie 2023 #barbenheimer #shaunofthedead #chai-spiciest #dykecotomia #gnarlybite #familysickness #elementoflove #<- ironic url in this case lmfao #aaaaaaaand post

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milfromanroy · 1 year

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if succession ends without roman roy having gay sex at least ONCE then what was even the point

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roseworth · 1 year

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geoff johns goes “tim is NOT GAY!!!!!!!” then angrily storms off to write a scene between him and kon that would be less gay if they just fucked raw on panel

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fellshish · 6 months

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Sorry i guess i am just in a Mood today but. What does 6,000 years of desperate fapping even do to a cock

#the celestial chafing 😞#aaaaaaaand post #minors dni

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thickness-protection-program · 5 months

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Call this dick a toothbrush the way I be giving you that oral D

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thesherrinfordfacility · 6 months

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so just as any besties do, @teddybearbutchh and i were talking about the whole 'shax wears a cobra belt' thing, and we might have just dreamt up The Most heartstopping thing to date... but couple of key notes first:

i know people have remarked that shax most obviously wears the belt in the modern scenes, indicating some kind of power play that she pinched it from crowley's flat. issue is - im fairly sure that she wears it in 1941 (you can see a glimpse of it at the end when she's present in the audience between furfur and dagon), which would suggest it leans more towards herons-eat-snakes symbolic explanation. taking one step further, im regarding this as some kind of foreshadowing that there will be some kind of direct conflict between her and crowley

shax is either a social climber, or has incredible amounts of career ambition - probably a bit of both, but im leaning towards the latter. im still also of the mind that the reason she has the ear of the council is because she's an informant (and a good one at that) and her MO is to recruit others to do the dirty work for her... so when she tells furfur that she'll pay him back if he ever gives her information that she can use, it stands to reason that she'd be pretty miffed re: furfur seemingly going maverick to catch aziraphale and crowley in the act. i feel like her smirk at the end of the ep, plus how cold furfur is towards her in ep5, would support this somewhat

^but shax is still armed with the knowledge that there's something between aziraphale and crowley (furfur might not have hard proof anymore but he obviously wasn't lying, not when you consider his confidence from shax's perspective), and to catch them would be tantamount to a promotion

chekhov's gun #1: the derringer

chekhov's gun #2: zombies still roaming around london, with one of them presumably still having access to the bookshop if aziraphale invited her in when she posed as an MI operative

chekhov's gun #3: constant mentions in both 1941 flashbacks of 'the paperwork'

shax makes a point in the bentley to separate out the statement that there were rumours that aziraphale and crowley were "an item", which arguably is a good hop, skip and a jump away from "consorting and collaborating" as furfur termed it

a bit about the holy water: crowley first asks for it in 1862, after an indeterminate number of times/length of time in hell, probably under some kind of torture. he and aziraphale then presumably don't speak until 1941, but he remarks again how easy it would be to get holy water from the church, "it doesn't even have guards!". then it's in 1967 that he plans the heist to rob a church. now believe me, i love the explanation that crowley was simply inspired by good, ol' 007 to make getting the water as dramatic as possible, but. if he was that desperate for it, why not just... tempt someone, or even just ask someone for a bottle of it? from a church? i can't imagine that he'd purposefully wait 26 years for something that he felt was literally life-or-death (so to speak), and then only be reminded of it when JB came out? so, what was keeping him for a quarter of a century?

herein lies the batshit part 3 spec of 1941. shax takes advantage of the situation, to get ahead on the greasy pole; goes up to earth, finds the zombies, recruits them one last time to get into the bookshop - possibly to get ahold of the photograph and take the credit for furfur's scheme. 'lo and behold, aziraphale and crowley are low-key about to jump each other (waving the tired and battered 1941 truther flag), which is just plain excellent for shax - and would fuel the 'rumours' that they were an 'item'. but zombies give themselves away before anything juicy really happens (boo), and some kind of fight ensues.

derringer gets pulled out of the mystery book (bonus points if it's a bible, or something like sense and sensibility), crowley gets shot, probably trying to protect aziraphale, gets discorporated. he's summarily trapped in hell, sorting through the fucking paperwork, until sometime in the 1960s. reinvigorates his scheme to get his hands on holy water, aziraphale hears about it, and gives it to him (now having been confronted with The Direct Consequences hell will have for crowley if anything like this ever happens again), and wards him off from getting too close to aziraphale, because of the danger it poses. "you go too fast for me".

#AAAAAAAAND POST #good omens #1941 spec #s3 narrative spec #robyn is a genius she came up with most of this but delegated me to writing the post💕

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seknots-izumimir · 1 year

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who up ensembling they star

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holdingup-fallingsky · 3 months

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So we know from tour that Jake likes to watch himself on the monitor while he played well I propose to you that he will record you while he pounds into you and watches it back all the time

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someeragonmemes · 7 months

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Roran is a lesbian

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riphimopen · 2 years

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Beavis and Butthead meet the Mickle Meets, what happen

cornholio fucking kills him once and for all

#asks #so so so fucking real brother #my art #ok i will maintag this. alright.#beavis and butthead #michael myers #halloween 1978 #aaaaaaaand post #also stop calling him the mickle meets thats not his god given christian name and you know it

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keirawantstocry · 1 month

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cq and cslime kissed on the mouth in Las Nevadas btw

#jay word vomits #I'm just going to start posting every single insane thought I have #quacksicle #dsmp shipping #cqauckity #cslime #aaaaaaaand post

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basil-from-omori · 6 months

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pomni transmac

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from-beyond · 10 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dead Man Walking (1987) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Luger/Chaz Characters: John Luger (Dead Man Walking), Chaz (Dead Man Walking) Additional Tags: Getting Together, Mutual Pining Series: Part 2 of Dead Man Walking fics #ChugerNation Summary:

After escaping from UNITUS and leaking the information about the cure, Luger and Chaz, newly reunited, are on the run through the Plaguezone. When a storm forces them to stop for the night, they finally discuss the feelings that have been unspoken between them. (Follow up to "don't go (without me)" from Luger's POV)

#dead man walking #dead man walking 1988 #mywriting #aaaaaaaand post

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dragongirlbunny · 5 months

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fun fact there is no contradiction between us having a thing for g'raha and being a lesbian because he wont be a boy when we're done with her

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illegiblehandwriting1 · 8 months

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I love the fact that Donnie is in possession of the Hamato AI (Autistic Intelligence)

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greenmantle · 10 months

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i can't believe sam reid pranced around like that cunt served for no emmy nominations for the ENTIRE show. what good is a show pony who doesn't win awards? now they have to put him down. the academy for tv shows, you've snuffed out a light. sad

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