"Feel free to counter with your own rumours"

My friends, we've got a job to do.

I'll start.

Crowley and Azi will dance on a table in the second episode, and then a chinchilla will eat the table. Azi will fall off the table, but crowley will catch him before he hits the ground.

flat is absolutely imploding all around me.

2 flatmates had a spat, now flatmate and his girlfriend are moving out and doing everything in their power to fuck us over as MUCH as possible. and now other flatmate who started the whole thing is trying to turn me against the other 2 which I don't fucking appreciate either because she fucking caused this!

I'm the only one completely innocent in all of this and I'm getting fucked the most.

I like this house! I don't want to leave! but the couple are trying to make it as hard as possible to make this a smooth transition, I have basically no money to buy ANYTHING, I start my job 7 days before the lease is up in 5 weeks, and theyve decided that 5 weeks before they leave they're just going to sell all of the appliances and furniture.

I'm so fucking pissed at every single one of them. if I had it my way all three of them would be leaving.

In The End, You're An All Star by A Table featuring In The End by Linkin Park & All Star by Smash Mouth

vs

Rasputin's Hotel Room Service by CatGopher98 featuring Rasputin by Boney M. & Hotel Room Service by Pitbull

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

I know it’s controversial but I think Annabeth geeking out over the Hephaestus contraptions was adorable

dropout tv is like . what if there was an animal shelter but it was for 30 yr olds with BAs in Theater

cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season

Rolls to Alarm Your Players

Want to spice the game up? Why not try alarming your players for no real reason? Make sure to make a show out of counting the dice before you roll.

BOO!

oh sorry….come in…..hello…welcome to my halloween party ^_^ feel free to take a piece of candy and a goodie bag before you go okay? have a fun (and nostalgic) halloween season!!