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Meme for @a-mag-a-day Day 175
MAG 170 - Recollection
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TMAGP SPOILERS + BONZO
you enter the venue and he offers you a lapdance . what do you do
image credits to @a-mag-meme-a-day / @legendary-dumpster-fire
#the magnus protocol#tmagp bonzo#tmagp 12#tmagp#tmagp shitpost#that fucking guy#magnus protocol#a mag meme a day#catgirl bonzo#worst lapdance ever#would not recommend#mr bonzo#bonzo#shitpost#im sorry
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meme for @a-mag-a-day Day 76
MAG 74 - Fatigue
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Day 1 of drawing Jack Manifold every day of May (inspired by @somehowmags ‘s manifold May series :D)
#I know it’s day two but I genuinely forgot I was doing this until today#shhhhh we can all just pretend…..#also I know this meme has been done before but it’s too good to pass up <- had already drawn it before I knew it had been done before#I loved manifold May mags is so cool for it#niki cameo in the corner#manifold may#dream smp#dream smp fanart#dsmp#mcyt#mcyt fanart#dsmp fanart#jack manifold#jack manifold fanart#c!jack#c!jack fanart#c!jack manifold#c!jack manifold fanart
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@a-mag-a-day that post statement in ep.195 tho...
#oh jon we're really in it now#the magnus archives#a mag a day#mag 195#mag 81#adrift#a guest for mr spider#jonathan sims#basira hussain#tma meme
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Worm wife
Og pic:
#art#artists on tumblr#sketch#digital art#tma#the mangus archives#tma fanart#the magnus archive fanart#mag pod#jane prentiss#jane prentiss fanart#jane prentiss tma#tma memes#i forgot to put my watermark on this one#no one will steal it anyway#a quick one(tho days and hour and a half)#worm wife#shes so hot im telling you#i saw four lavras in our flat in span of a bit more than a month#i am fucking scared of them#they are not muggets#just from moth#they just make my skin crawl#i boild alive first one#jane would not be proud of me.#i am sorry i am in no way corruption coded#prentiss is stil hot though#i just saw am elias/jane fic#im posting it and going tj read it#cw trypophobia
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GIF version of this cause Tumblr hates the video counterpart 😂✌️
#here to ruin everyone’s day including my own 🥲#the magnus archives#tma memes#TMA#jon sims#jonathan sims#mag 39
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“Wanna know what I think? I think thinkin' this place is some fortress is kiddin' ourselves.” Daryl mutters, squinting as his eyes scan along the fences and watching a couple of biters limping along the chain links, docile and seemingly unaware of their presence.
Roman’s gaze lifts to the sky, teething the stale cigarette up and down dangling from his mouth.
“Yeh.” He sighs gruffly, smoke filtering from his nose as he lowers his gaze back ahead of them.
“How’s Maggie doin'?” Daryl questions after a beat causing Roman to shift in his boots, glancing at him.
He nods and drops his dark orbs to the pavement of the rec yard, his cigarette glowing in the darkness as he takes another drag into his lungs. “She’s comin' out it.. y'kno..” he shrugs and tries dismissing the discussion.
He hadn’t realized that in stepping up a dynamic shift had been realized. Or maybe it hadn’t at all, and he was just reading too far into the simple question. Daryl didn’t neccesarily look up to Roman, it was more a mutual understanding that they all had to shoulder the burden of taking charge in Rick’s stead while he worked through things. It had caught him more off guard having Hershel of all people coming to him in concern over his daughter. Hershel and he hadn’t exactly got off on the right foot.. first impressions and all.
‘Let me be clear. Rick's convinced me to let you all stay, but that doesn’t mean I care much for the decision. Now I’ve been more than lenient and patient on just about everything, including letting you in my home.. Andrea and some of the others are callin' you the delinquent like it’s a term of endearment, but I find nothing endearing about a young man who’s already found himself behind bars. You stay away from my daughters.. and hopefully we won’t have to have another conversation. Do we have an understanding?'
'Yes sir..'
'Good.'
But things had changed from the time Hershel had been forced to stitch him up. They’d at least fallen into a mutual agreement that Shane was and had always been a threat. He couldn’t even imagine how Hershel had to have felt siding with a criminal over a cop.. siding with the criminal he saw as sniffing around his daughter, at that.
'You know what Shane was before all of this–he was a cop. Supposed to – to be the embodiment of morality and yet every decision he makes is based off of his own selfishness.' Dale’s voice echoes in his mind. 'And yet you, a degenerate by your own standard, have a better moral standing than a man who swore an oath to serve and protect others. How’s that for irony.. I don’t trust him.. Roman. But I trust you, and- and I barely even know you. And you know why? Because it’s clear.. that your conscious.. is still in the driver’s seat. This world didn’t change you did it, it just showed who you really are. What you choose to be.'
'Sorry brother.' Daryl’s voice suddenly echoes back from that night the biter got ahold of Dale, the gunshot following and Roman finally exhales and tosses his cigarette to the pavement, stepping on the ember to snuff it out. His brows furrow.
“Been missin' Dale these days..” he mumbles and sniffs again faintly, glancing to Daryl at his side. “..miss all em– it’s just.. mean it felt like he was one holdin' shit together half the time. Voice of reason.” He shrugs and glances off, scanning the fences. “Shane.. mofucker was always barkin' at him cause he known Dale saw right through him. Couldn’t fool him for shit.. hell none of us could.” He muses.
“I’ve tried reason with Rick.. he's gone right now. Ain’t all there.” Daryl shrugs and shakes his head a bit.
“Yeh.. wouldn’t expect no different.” Roman nods, his jaws tensing through his cheeks. “He'll come around.” He repeats, his gaze lowering to the ground again as the conversation with Lori crosses his mind.
There was no forgetting any of it. Daryl had been right, the prison wasn’t a fortress.. it was a tomb. And they were living with ghosts. Lori's, Tdogg’s, the inmates and guards who’d all died within the walls of it. It seemed like everyone they’d lost were just as trapped.
He still remembered Amy, and Jim, Jaquis.. still somewhat blamed himself for not throwing her over his shoulder and toting her out the CDC kicking and screaming if he had to.. but who was he to decide how she’d die. Maybe she just didn’t want to end up like Amy, or Jim... maybe they were all on bought time and the prison was just a fluke sitting on a pipe dream.
“Maybe..” Daryl finally mutters dragging Roman from his thoughts. Realizing it was a response to his flimsy attempt at a reassurance.
“Well.. whether he do or don’t.. Carol, Maggie, Beth, the baby, Hershel.. they lookin' to us to hold shit down. Gotta do what we gotta do to make that happen–ain’t got no choice.”
“Yeah..” Daryl grunts and readjusts his crossbow slung over his shoulder, shifting to turn toward the steel door of the prison. “You comin'?”
Roman shifts halfway and glances up toward the windows of the guard tower, watching the dim light of the lantern flickering against the walls. He glances back down at Daryl and shakes his head a bit. “Gon’ go check on Mags.. relieve her an' let her get some sleep if she’s needin'.. hell knows I ain’t gettin' none.”
“Know that’s right.” Daryl sniffs with faint amusement and nods, the steel door groaning as he opens it to step inside. “See ya.”
“Yeh..” Roman nods before he turns to start toward the door to the tower, hearing the other close behind him as Daryl heads inside for the night.
He doubted Maggie would be getting any sleep either, even if he offered it to her.. stubborn as she was. Truthfully, they just hadn’t spoken much throughout the day and the questioning of her state on Daryl’s end had prompted him to want to do a wellness check.. that’s what he told himself anyway.
He tugs the door open, the steel hinges squeaking against years of weathered rust and use before he steps inside the narrow staircase. He ascends them slowly, worn combats thudding and turning to pass the threshold into the dimly lit control room.
He finds her sitting on the guard’s desk littered with papers, her knees tugged up against her chest with her arms wrapped around her legs as she gazes out at the prison yard. His mouth presses as he adjusts the strap to his rifle slung over his shoulder, his dark gaze wandering over her form.
“Ay cowgirl.. why don’t ya head on down an' get ya some sleep hm.. can take over here.” he says gently and slips the rifle off, gripping the barrel and setting it down gently propped against the wall next to him.
It had started becoming a force of habit by now. Even when she was in her cell it seemed like he’d find reasons to just .. check in. Roman had been grappling with it, acting as though he was trying to gain a sense of what was stirring in him but he knew the feeling and what he understood it to be. Denial was a strong emotion– one he was also quite familiar with.
It was easy to dismiss when the entire focus had to be set on survival. But at night when it got quiet; when there were no biters to stab, no ditches to dig, no runs to make, no discussions to be had and he was laying awake in his cell or sitting up in this same tower with his thoughts running..
He could grapple with it, deny it, dismiss it. But it would still be there, unmistakable and persistent.
Tonight was one of dismissal though. He believed he was past the point of denial.. that had gone out the window the moment she’d laid her hand on his chest and found his gaze with a fear in them he hadn’t seen from her just yet, in all the forms it had taken so far. Maybe that unmistakable and persistent feeling had crept it’s way into her, maybe she was grappling with what it was too.. or maybe he was just tired and reading too far into things. It seemed he often did.
#*insert 'maybe so' meme gif*#me every 5 seconds: this slow burn is TRASH#her: ok well what if maggie touches him then serves some awkwardness for days :)#me: ...i am once again asking for the sanity to survive this slowburn#*silently screeches*#i hate the investment in this pairing i literally love them more than rig and skylar and they're not even like.. there yet#otp: { west coast & cowgirl }#*rig#*mags#i love them your honor#{ - *twd - canon divergent* - }#the walking dead#twd#writing tings#excerpts
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STILL GOING STRONG: ANNOUNCING JON SIMS AND CATS DAY 2024!
Why? Because Jon with cats is the ultimate expression of fluff and happiness in the face of horror and tragedy
When? April 29 - The canonical date we got to hear Jon hanging out with the Admiral in MAG 93.
What? Fanart or fanfic featuring Jon and any cat(s)! It could be the Admiral, it could be a scraggly alley cat behind the Institute Jon is slowly earning the trust of, it could be a mother cat and litter of kittens he and Martin found in the shed by the Scotland safehouse.
Please check out our FAQ post (app post link ||| desktop page link) for more details!
How? Post to the #JonSimsandCats2024 tag on tumblr, and/or @ us so we can find your post.
We also have an ao3 Collection! Jon_Sims_and_Cats. Please check our FAQ for detailed instructions on how to submit fics to the collection. We are accepting both old and new works!
See you on April 29th!!
Based on this meme:
#jonathan sims#the admiral#tma#the magnus archives#jonsimsandcats2024#opening post#art by ashes-in-a-jar#jon sims
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Things of Note at @neil-gaiman ‘s NJPAC talk:
1. Do you people understand that he switches into accents when he reads? Do you people know he does a perfect Michael Sheen impression? did you know it’s also hot
2. He used to cold call publishers/mags to see if they’d publish his work. He’d lie when asked what other magazines he wrote for; they’d think he was more legitimate and would, therefore, be more likely to take him on themselves. “You couldn’t get away with that now” thanks to Google. Also, back then, “we had telephones and we used them,” but today’s publishers would not easily recover if you unexpectedly called them on the phone.
3. It was a personal point of pride for Neil to write for each of the magazines he’d claimed to have written for. He said “I didn’t lie. I was chronologically challenged.”
4. Neil made a deliberate effort to not be boxed in by publishers. He’d interviewed many authors who were unhappily boxed and did everything he could to avoid it, including declining big contracts from prestigious publishers (notably after American Gods). This is why he can write what he likes now. Comics writing spoiled him in this regard, as publishers mistook the medium for a genre, and therefore didn’t care what he wrote (so he wrote all the genres he wanted to in Sandman).
5. He hates Thomas Hardy thanks to being introduced to him in school. Regarding being forced to read Tess of the D’urbervilles, he said “I wouldn’t do that to a dog”. He hopes students, who might have liked him if they found him on their own, don’t encounter his work in school and hate him for it.
6. “The evil characters (you write) don’t possess you, you try to find the little bit of you in them….the little bit of you that is gloriously evil.”
7. “I touched the magic and passed it along” this was a line from Watching from the Shadows that especially moved me.
8. Terry was increasingly upset as the bidding on Good Omens increased (eventually reaching 150,000 - can’t remember if he said $ or £). For his part, when the book finally sold, Neil put on Iggy Pop’s Success and danced.
9. Anansi Boys should be out on Prime by the end of 2024!
10. Described Sandalphon as someone you want to “hit with a large oar”. (The woman next to me, who was extremely stingy with her applause, hooted like an owl at this and clapped til the last).
11. Pronounces Amazon as “Ama-zin” and Los Angeles as “Los Angelese”. This isn’t noteworthy, but I liked it enough to write it down.
12. “Being on a beach in bare feet” was the line that led Neil to realize David Tennant would be perfect for Crowley.
13. He is pictured on the ALA’s poster holding Wind in the Willows because, as a child, “it messed up my head.” He said he is “in love” with a chapter in the middle called The Piper at the Gates of Dawn where the characters meet Pan. It’s often left out of printings, which makes him sad because it is “strange, beautiful, luminous”.
14. TOATEOTL was originally planned to go to Broadway. Then, Covid. They did a “world tour” instead. Now that it’s wrapped, talks about Broadway are happening. He says all of adaptations of his work, this is his favorite.
15. “Disney’s Aladdin plays four times a day in Hell”
16. His favorite question of the night was “WHY did you think of the Other Mother?” He was tickled by the word choice of “why”
17. Asked the library in Sussex “What have you got in the way of really good horror for four year olds?” Obviously none existed so he wrote Coraline.
18. Talked about going viral for being in a falafel, seemed to marvel at the progression of the meme’s meaning.
19. “Tumblr is its own madness”
20. “Stephen King has fabulous stories about meeting fans in toilets, including being passed a book under the stall”
21. Read “The Day the Saucers Came” which I misheard initially as Sauces. Saucers is definitely better.
22. “You want to see me doing Dickens?” I laughed inappropriately at this. I was the only one.
23. I don’t want to say what pieces he read because I want you to buy tickets to his events. But it was very nice to be read to by Neil Gaiman.
It’s very worth it to go. I flew out from San Diego for this and would do it again in a heartbeat!
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MAG 180 - Moving On
Expect more memes in 2024
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Happy Burtal Pipe Murder Day!
Here's to the Death Day of Jurgen Mother Fucking Litner, may he remain dead for all eternity.
(*Honestly I think it's the funniest fucking thing to celebrate this 😅)
Anyhow, in honor of this day I made a very lazy meme, I haven't had time to draw lately.
I decided to use this Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, template, because it I thought it fit well, also I also happen to be a fan of JJBA as well as TMA.
On that note, here's some bonus memes I made.
The MAG 160 Statement
MAG 197
That's all I've got for now, I definitely plan to make more JJBA X TMA memes in the future, hopefully with more effort. As there is no shortage of JJBA memes and moments that could be edited for TMA.
#tma spoilers#tma#the magnus archives#tma shitpost#jurgen leitner#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#gerry keay#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure
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meme for a mag a day Day 9
MAG 8 - Burned Out
i hope this one translated right
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Of the many, many plates of pancakes* that were offered to the listener in magp 1-07, this one may be my favourite
[ID: A screenshot of an unofficial transcript to The Magnus Protocol. CELIA is saying "Yeah. I mean, it's an old system, but it could have been worse. It's not like we're wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." /end ID]
When we meet TMA-Celia for the second time, she's lost her name. She was Lynne Hammond, and now she's not. She doesn't seem to remember Martin, either, but it's not clear how much of herself and her life from before the change she does remember. She's freaked out by the tape recorders that start showing up, and there's no indication that she associates them with the Institute specifically.
If Celia Ripley is, as we are clearly intended to believe or consider, the same Celia as in TMA, why is she making knowing comments about manila folders and tape recorders? Tape recorders in particular are hardly standard equipment at what seems to be mostly a text data-entry and cataloguing job. She could have said typewriters, or carbon paper. Fax machines, if we're dunking on Freddy specifically.
She says "tape recorders and manila folders." Celia Ripley is referencing The Magnus Institute, particularly the outdated technologies in use in the Archives.
Maybe she learned more from Melanie about what the recorders were and did at the Institute, sometime after MAG 190. Maybe she has those specific memories of giving her statement in MAG 100, and little else. Maybe Martin grew an apocalypse beard and she remembers everything, but just didn't recognise him out of context and in a tunnel and during A Pretty Weird Time Overall.
Maybe she stuck around with Melanie-Georgie-Basira for a while after things returned, and that's how she learned about the particular significance of tape recorders.
Maybe she found some tapes and listened to a couple hundred of them.
Or maybe she's simply an AU Celia, with a knack for oddly specific and kind of clunky comparisons, drawn into this through the powers of metafiction and string theory.
Or maybe someone filled her with spiders and sent her to finish the job of spreading Fear to this particular world.
And the reason this particular plate of textual pancakes** (short stack, butter and nightmare syrup) is one of my favourites from "Give and Take" is because I genuinely have no idea! None of these are theories because there isn't enough evidence to point me in any particular direction. It's a mystery!, Jon voice, etcetera.
If you cornered me and paid me to have an opinion about it I could say which options I thought were more likely, I guess. But the odds are high that I'd be wrong, and I think the boat for me getting paid to interpret texts probably sailed fifteen years ago, besides. I'm in this for the love of the game.***
November is the true spooky season in the northern hemisphere.**** Yeah, October ends with Halloween, but you know what month starts with Halloween? Mmhmm. By November of 2019 TMA had been on my list for a few years, and someone I was getting to know and really liked recommended it to me specifically in the days after 159 aired. The conditions were correct for me to get into something new, is what I'm saying. I still remember listening to "Anglerfish" for the first time, walking home from my office job in the blustery November dark. I got home starry-eyed and red-cheeked and thrilled by the story I'd just heard.
It took a couple of months for me to catch up, and though I loved having so much to listen to there were times when I wished I'd started earlier, to have the experience of seeing things unfold.
And now we're back at a beginning, and get to experience the horrible joys of finding out.
[ID: A screenshot of an unofficial transcript to The Magnus Protocol. LENA is saying "Of a sort. I hope you're as ready for it as you think you are. Consider yourself "in." /end ID]
*Sabrina pancake meme
** the best kind, especially if it's a contest between textual and fluffy pancakes. Keep those spongy bastards away from me, I'll take the kind with a typeface instead
***Being a huge nerd
**** For more of my opinions on November, see https://www.tumblr.com/almostmolly/188799234276
#tmagp#tma#the magnus protocol#celia ripley#celia tmagp#lynne hammond#tmagp meta#loosely. this is neither litcrit not analysis nor speculation in the sense that i don't subscribe to any of the possible paths as true#and also realise there could be a dozen other things i haven't talked about here#i know I've said spiders celia twice but I'm kind of like a person who makes red string boards for the aesthetics#it's part of the decor y'know?#sorry for the link to my tumblr poetry blog but also: I'm not bad at it so. not that sorry#pancakes (derogatory)
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My Stinky Teenage South Park Headcanons (long asl)
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Pt. 1 - Kenny McCormick
Warning: Blood + SH scars, you have been warned
There’s some angst mixed in here, it’s like a big bag of trail mix except instead of m&ms you get sad
Kenny works at Tweak Bros along with Tweek, Craig, Red, and Wendy. He works the most amount of hours, and almost always gets employee of the month. It pisses Tweek off sooooo much.
During breaks, Tweek vents at him while he silently listens. Him and Craig stay silent, and show eachother memes sometimes. Him and Wendy are pretty friendly with eachother. Him and Red don’t really talk, cuz she’s popular and he sniffs paste, and being friends with Wendy doesn’t really change that.
He spends most of his free time either with the gang or at work. He is always on that grind 🔥💪
He sets things on fire for fun.
He also steals a lot, he is banned from the nearest Walmart
He gets the least amount of sleep out of the 4. He has a busy mind. But he also works late hours, and has to try to get his homework done. He usually tries to quiet his mind with dirty mags or by texting anyone who’s awake.
He doesn’t “come out” to anyone, he just gets a boyfriend one day and everyone just has to accept that.
He also never got diagnosed with anything until adulthood, cuz poor.
He likes big boobs, AND ☝️😲 men with large pectorals
He likes skirts, long ones specifically. He hates makeup tho, he tried to be a model for Karen but he kept unintentionally flinching away and she got fed up. He also likes painting his nails cuz it keeps him from chewing them to the bone
Parentification trauma. Forced to basically be a parent for Karen, he now struggles with setting boundaries and at times people pleasing. He is emotionally unstable and prefers to keep that shit to himself
He gets a lot of piercings, but they often get infected and close up due to lack of care
He does them himself. He bites a belt and takes his mom’s sewing needle in his skin like a champ. He uses earrings he stole from hot topic
He has a hard time taking care of himself, he hates brushing his hair, his teeth are rancid, he forgets to shower frequently, and I already mentioned his sleep schedule.
Karen likes to brush his hair for him, so she can practice braiding. She also tries to remind him to take care of himself, and he gets defensive cuz he thinks it’s embarrassing and feels bad for making her worry
He fucking loves horror movies I’ve decided. Also a big sci-fi fan.
(Tw s/h, I try to keep it vague) He still dies a lot. So he eventually develops a bad habit as a form of having control in his life. This is a troubling combination with his addictive personality.
Every now and then he goes hunting with Kevin on the weekends, and they are completely silent the entire time. It’s peak bonding. One time they brought back a moose.
They also spend some time together sitting on the porch drinking beer they stole from their dad, also in complete silence.
He does not have a license, and he is not trusted with cars. The family car is already a heap of shit, they don’t need him wrecking it in a freak accident.
I think he is one of those people who genuinely could vibe with any music genre. His playlist is genuinely confusing and whiplash inducing. I think he would like System of A Down, AC/DC, and The Bloodhound Gang (But that’s just me)
He is the kind of guy to not pay attention to anything the group is talking about, he is just dancing to the music playing on the mall speakers or something
Feel free to add your own
I don’t draw scars very often on characters, this likely isn’t super accurate, but I’m willing to learn how to make it not look like shit
#kenny mccormick#south park#headcanon#teen au#tweek tweak#craig tucker#wendy testaburger#karen mccormick#kevin mccormick#angst#south park headcanons#cringe#cringecore
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