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No because i need her to let me let out my frustrations but also, just need her to hold me down.
oh to be manhandled by cartel mommy
with your wrists above your head, and she has her knee between your legs......
#a dream honestly#:(#valeria garza#valeria mw2#valeria garza cod#mw2#call of duty#los vaqueros#kortac#kortac operators#rachel speaks#not writing
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please Lord,
make me the biggest star the
the world has ever known so that
I make it far far away from this place.
~🎀~
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Today is Saturday, which means @grrrhoulxy (me) has to show you their most recent though :D
#a dream honestly#2 big boys#0 effort meme#at least i did something#the band ghost#ghost bc#papa emeritus iv#cardinal copia#papa iv#rammstein#till lindemann
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do you ever about sukuna being so soft and, so in love with his significant other? because I’m thinking about it right now and melting on the inside 🫠😭
#I feel like sukuna in love doesn't come across as obvious as everyone else#he's so detached to the concept but when it shows?#*sigh*#soft sukuna hours#he just hits so different#don't get me wrong I love them mean#but mean and evil men who are completely in love with their partners??#a dream honestly
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It's a strange question, but I watched several interviews from the press tour and Baz turns out to live in New York? Or does he just have a place to live there? I always thought he was 100 percent LA guy
i think he lives…everywhere???!?? like i’m 90% sure they own property in ny, la and australia haha i think him and catherine just hop around said properties depending on where they need/want to be at the time.
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I want conservatives to be so confused by my gender that they can’t tell whether I’m a twink or a dyke
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I love them playing with their own toys 🥹
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New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.
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quick comix of the little creatures
#dimension 20#my art#burrow’s end#burrow’s end spoilers#honestly i think dr. steel is living the dream#just taking a stroll in the radioactive woods when two fuzzy little animals say hi to you and compliment your hair#and theyre even married and know what hats are?? absolutely incredible#anyway I agree with Rashawn and Brennan when knowingly about to break somebody’s reality Hey girl hey is the appropriate greeting
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> be zuko
> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)
> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up
> fail miserably, because he is indestructible
> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain
> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang
> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety
#zuko#sokka#combustion man#iroh#sokka could’ve taken down all of unanimity with his boomerang#he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr#altho i guess jujinta also has rly precise aim so he basically fulfills that role#but like. sokka has precise aim AND everything else kavik has (except for waterbending but like. he doesn’t even need it)#anyway. these tags are not relevant to the post at all#also i think zuko would like the helmet bc a) they’re regulation so he feels more militaristic in them and b) they cover his scar#but for the purposes of this joke of he hates the way they compress on his skull and he also whines before iroh makes him put it on#honestly both are equally plausible to me#so let’s just say it’s a combination thereof
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hey yeah sorry about your boyfriend. yeah i spun him into yarn, sorry. he was really soft and easy to work with. if you want, i could make him into a sweater? that way you can still wear him. no? ok. sorry.
#shut up luci#i like this style of post#last night i literally dreamed i spun alfred into yarn#dont ask the logisitics i honestly couldnt tell you.#but yeah i made yarn out of alfred i think i was gonna make a blanket
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Pen calling Colin Mr. Bridgerton. Colin saying he wrote to her and she didn’t respond. Colin saying he misses her. Pen going off and letting him know he hurt her feelings. Now Colin is going to try to make it up to her by helping her gain the confidence she needs to find a husband.
Oh we are going to absolutely EAT this season up.
#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#polin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#penelope x colin#colin x penelope#it’s like a fanfic wet dream honestly
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had a dream that I wrote the funniest joke, and I was trying to send it to all my friends but discord kept crashing, and I was so sad that nobody would get to hear my excellent joke, anyway when I woke up I wrote the joke down so I wouldn't forget it, and now that I'm home from work I checked my notes app and this is what I wrote:
what happened to the alchemist who got bitten by a lone star tick?
she got a metallurgy
#personal#dreams#the problem here#is that I do think this is a funny joke#but it's a bit...mm...obscure#go look up lone star ticks#and what can happen if you get bitten by one#and then maybe it will make sense#honestly I'm proud of my unconscious brain for coming up with something semi-coherent!
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Already mentally planning a saul goodman halloween costume
#olivia’s corner#Me showing up to a party surrounded by angels and devils and fairies#and im in a gaudy suit with a Bluetooth ear piece#A dream honestly
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dazai stop rizzing up the enemy challenge go!!
#i'm convinced the whole meursault arc is just a massive hangover dream fabricated by dazai💀#when your friend group is small but you're all gay and mentally ill#literally all i could think about watching dazai waltz around with sigma and flirting with him nonstop was fyo and chuuya just going :/#while watching them through the security cameras#honestly they slayed sokouku could never#no better way to spend your last thirty minutes alive than ballroom dancing with the enemy against their will#dazai and sigma's interactions are the only thing keeping bsd fans (me) sane atp#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#sigma bsd#nakahara chuuya#fyodor dostoevsky#sigzai#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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it will truly never not be funny the extent to which astarion Does Not Plan.
we're going to seize power from the absolute's cult! how? well... they'll cross that bridge when they get there. a solution will probably become obvious eventually, right? whatever, who cares about the details.
we're going to kill cazador! how? aha, he's thought about this; he's going to collect information! and how is he going to do that and make sure he gets all of the information he needs? well....... they'll probably find things out by asking around, right? that part isn't as important, don't worry about it.
even with the bite -- buddy. pal. what were you planning to do if you had successfully bitten a party member without anyone noticing. when they wake up the next morning, they're going to notice the bite marks and how sluggish they feel.
astarion can think one step ahead max and that's where the ball stops rolling.
#astarion#baldur's gate 3#good thing he's got People Who Plan around him#honestly amity just rolls with it. she can make a plan out of a dream and a sigh.#you have something you want to happen? great!#tell her what that is and she'll brainstorm a few dozen ways to potentially do it and then you can pick your favorite c:
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