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shirkers2018dirsanditan · 1 year

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it is literally ridiculous to tell a woman she needs to teach a male partner, a grown ass man, the absolute basics of pleasuring a woman but it is literally over the top bobo the clown behavior to suggest a woman do this for a HOOKUP. and yet this is an increasingly popular form of bullshit nonsense i keep seeing. you are a grown ass man and it is not your first time having sex. if you don’t know where the clit is or know most women need clitorial stimulation to come, just go ahead and kill yourself buddy.

#thinking women are bad people for not TEACHING you how to lick a clitoris…again kill yourself #it is not rocket science #you are a grown man #you have had sex #what kind of coddled entitled overgrown baby BS…

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justisco · 1 year

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i have to commend bruno fernandes wife for not getting the ick when he acts like that week in week out

#YOU ARE A GROWN MAN #ARE YOU NOT ASHAMED OF YOURSELF?#ARE YOU EMBARRASSSSSEDD?

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iliveinmyblanket · 2 years

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Look i loved vampire academy books when I was a teen but now that i think about it, it would be one hundred better if lissa and Rose were gay.

#This is a dimitri belikov hate page #Sir that is a teenager #You are a grown man #Look i admit that dimitri was hot when I was 15 but 15 year old ne was dumb as hell

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 3 months

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imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao

#op #you know what makes people hesitant to fork money over to tumblr?#the fact that the leadership is so incredibly out of touch with the reality of this place #that his paper thin skin chafes at the mere thought of transparency and accountability.#you're a grown man worth hundreds of millions of dollars #stop pissing and shitting in your diaper about your feelings being hurt and do your fucking job

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tomwambsgansbignaturalz · 9 months

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engaging in psychic warfare with my coworker who fills in for me when I’m out and literally completely trashes my desk every time he uses it and I’m gonna be out tomorrow so if I come in on Wednesday and it’s a mess I will run him down in the parking lot and he doesn’t even know how fucking mad this makes me

#you are a GROWN MAN #CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF #at another persons desk too what the fuck is your DEAAAAL #this has happened at least 5 times and every time I have to take a half hour out of my work that I should be using getting caught up to #clean the huge fucking mess he makes and it blows my mind #whatever keep Y O U R area as disgusting as you want it only affects you #but trashing someone else’s desk bc you don’t clean up after yourself????#unacceptable for again a GROWN man #I’m prematurely angry oh my god

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souvlakiandcocaine · 11 months

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A thing my dad does to like my mom and/or me when an argument is getting really realllyyy bad is he’s like I Have To Leave I’m Leaving I’m Going For A Drive and like implies that he’s doing it cause he’ll hit someone if he stays like he’s the mature one it makes me so mad like. WHY are those your only two options!!! Leave or smack someone??? and do you know how damaging it is for a kid to see their father storm out the door do you not think that won’t give them crazy attachment issues are you stupid 🤨!!!???? Calm tf down dramatic ass

#my txt #daddy issues #he did this not long ago and admittedly I was acting crazy but #You Are A Grown Man

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nerdpoe · 2 months

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The Justice League finds out about the Anti-Ecto Acts, and Batman is the driving force behind condemning them. He even goes so far as to summon popular ghost hero Phantom for advice, given that his son, Red Hood, would absolutely fall under those Acts. Phantom...tells him he's wrong.

Red Hood is 100%, completely and totally alive. Same soul, same body, sort of the same person. Only 'sort of' because people change as they grow, so obviously he isn't going to be the same person he was when he was fifteen.

There's not a trace of ecto in him, or in any of the Bats. None of them are even liminal.

Batman asks if he's sure. If he's really, really sure. Because ghosts run on emotions, and Red Hood came back extremely violent and irrational.

"Well yeah, of course he did," Phantom deadpans, and Batman suddenly feels very, very small under that glare. "He was murdered, unavenged, told that there was no way he was the same person when he came back pissed, and had his words as a victim ignored. I'd get violent too. Look, I gotta go, but thanks for getting the Acts removed."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #you know all those fics about the batfam being liminal #and that's why they're weird or spooky #and that's why jason beat the snot out of tim #yeah so like #what if they weren't #at all #mostly i just wanted bruce to have to face that #yo #this is still jason #he's angry and grown up but it's still jason #and you're stuck in the past grasping at straws #refusing to acknowledge the very alive man in front of you #while you grieve a child you ran off in the first place

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idolomantises · 8 days

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Rewatching Adventure Time, I can't help but think so much Princess Bubblegum discourse would be non-existent if people actually watched the show to completion instead of randomly hyperfocusing on some of PB's bad deeds.

There's a very bizarre and commonly held belief that Princess Bubblegum did terrible things and got away with it, that nobody held her accountable. When the show makes a point, repeatedly, that Princess Bubblegum is well meaning but deeply flawed, and to some characters, straight up evil.

I see fans point to "The Cooler" a lot as proof that PB is an irredeemable character, and while it is her worst act in the entire show.... I think people forgot that that was the point. Near the end of the episode she stops spying on people in Ooo because it was an invasion of privacy. In another episode she's called out for exploiting some aliens and lets them go. She feels ashamed that her own people are terrified of her. She loses her entire kingdom, and realizes she needs to get her shit together.

I'm pretty critical of shows that are way too lenient on flawed female characters but Princess Bubblegum isn't one of them. She's awesome, and heavily misunderstood.

#txt #and i wouldnt even say this is a fandom problem because most fans who are actually dedicated to the series love her #its people who stopped watching after like season 5 and then watched a few eps and then the finale #its just a version of PB in their head that doesnt represent her entire character #like damn i rewatched rattleballs and this episode fans treat as proof that she's immoral was just the equivalent of doing a couple recalls #or how lemongrab was 'abandoned' when he is a grown ass man who physically and verbally abuses her people.#AND SHE STILL WENT OUT OF HER WAY TO PROVIDE HIM A KINGDOM AND SOME FOOD.#thats not even getting into the massive misunderstanding around her relationship with finn #how finn only survived the first fight with the lich because she gave him a sweater out of concern for his health #and then there's people complaining about her doing necromancy??? ARE YOU SERIOUS #FINN KILLS PEOPLE. LET THE GIRL DO SOME NECROMANCY

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julkie · 2 months

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