*sees paradox Raikou*

Me: Oh, it's based off of the Kirin/Qilin from mythology, possibly the Kirin from Monster Hunter and the fact that Kirin is the word for "Giraffe" in Japanese.

Internet:

twitter people complaining about death seele and proposing their own fan concepts/redesigns while I got dismissed for doing the same back on origin and finality there

btw Mirabel wasn’t “abused” in case that’s a shocker to you. 🤭 Her family canonically (whether in the movie, the books, or Jared’s Q&As, etc.) loves her and makes an effort to show it, but all of them are so engulfed in their own problems they don’t stop and communicate and are usually very jealous of each other while jumping to conclusions. The family is filled to the brim with miscommunication and we can also see that in Mirabel---she never noticed how much pressure or what her family was going through pre-movie, and only through saving the cracks and trying to show her worth did she start to see.

OFC this is not ignoring Mirabel’s problems! I love her but people REALLY need to understand everyone was suffering in that family and none of them “deserved it less” or “deserved it more” or “got it worse” or whatever.

It looks like American Girl is continuing to push the "Only at American Girl" tagline. On an unrelated note, do you know what is still unique to American Girl? Because you could even claim American Girl invented it? Dolls dressed in historically accurate clothing with historically accurate furniture and accessories available for purchase.

I COME TO PROCRASTINATE. What's a movie/tv show/game that you feel actually deserves to be remade?

Hello there! Excellent question. A few years ago I really wanted to rewatch the Highlander series, because I was a huge fan as a kid and it for sure influenced my interest in fantasy and darker story arcs. But for the love of FORCE I couldn't tolerate all the cringe. I know there are some great storylines in there, but it is absolutely the product of its era and I really wish they would remake it and keep the main plot but just shave off the 90s aesthetic and disgusting editing. 😭 (And also they need to keep all the awesome Queen soundtrack because that is the origin story for my good taste in music. :D)

(Also an Obikin AU idea: Anakin as the young troubled immortal, who wise and old Obi-Wan has to teach and guide? Y/Y? 👀)

GUYS HELP IM GOING INSANE. I LITERALLY JUST WENT TO TARGET AND FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON THE PHANTOMIME VINYL. AND LOOK WHAT GHOST LITERALLY JUST DID

I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT PHANTOMIME AND I ALREADY OWN IMPERA YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME MR. TOURNIQUET FISH

So, that episode of The Mandalorian was a thing that happened. And now I’m salty again.

What in the libertarian dystopian hellscape was that middle section of the episode?

Hey, remember when The Mandalorian was about Star Wars? You know, the Star Wars we knew and loved, the one that had hope and things not being pointless and shit?

Please stop showing me anything of the New Republic past ROTJ, because you obviously don’t know how to make that shit work.

hi, yes, hello. i am bad at melee combat and this fight requires me to be MUCH better at dodging and just, melee in general. and guess what?? i am NOT and I have died. multiple times. to this one fight. because i main the bow.

Link: legendary swordsman. when i play him: hmmmmm kinda mediocre at that actually. i went to go to the big fight and hahaha. ahahaha. i am not prepared. You'd think i was cause i finished all the shrines. and yet. death. gonna spend time gathering more supplies, making food, upgrading shit, and trying to figure out how to fucking perfect dodge, something i never did well in botw either.

CONFESSION

Regarding a recent confession, a cloaca doesnt mean no peen, tortoises are a prime example

Mod Note: Confession in response to this recent confession and I'm well aware the pic I used was a turtle. I just could not find any angry tortoise pics.

Here is a wiki link on everything you need to know about the cloaca. Now can we please refrain from the submissions? This is the the ONLY one I will be posting for awhile. I received 23 in response to that confession.

The ABSOLUTE DISRESPECT that is having D*nzo and H*dan as playable characters in Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm Revolution when Chojuro is only an Assist and RIN ISN'T EVEN THERE!

*cries in phys ranged*

Still wondering why you can enter a european song contest with a generic ass american-esque pop song and win

been trying to avoid owl house spoilers but thank god everyone is gushing about it in the amphibia tag. thanks guys

Cis white gays sure are their own species.

So... you're telling me I can't travel between Izuhara and Toyotama without fast travel?

Watch me

whatever the hell happened to the ancient rules of "if you reblog an ask meme, leave an ask for the person you're reblogging it from"

bonus points for every follower who comes out of the woodwork to reblog an ask meme from me when i haven't seen them actually interact with my work in so long i no longer recognise their username