I genuinely believe this is RSL’s funniest delivery

Moto Guzzi - V85TT Rocks'n'Roads feat. Ewan McGregor

The man he faced was everything Obi-Wan had devoted his life to destroying: Murderer. Traitor. Fallen Jedi. Lord of the Sith. And here, and now, despite it all… Obi-Wan still loved him. - Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover

[grabs your shoulders and shakes you] something being widely accepted fanon does not actually make it "basically canon" and it doesn't mean people who don't incorporate it into their fics or acknowledge it are doing something wrong

Amur leopard l itseriksen

Cat in Paris

known tax evader obi-wan kenobi

Heritage of the Sith [Star Wars Insider #88]

TIME TRAVEL AHSOKA!!! She thought they were weird because of their hella intense bond so it will be fine if they don't know each other, right? Instead she just gets UNMITIGATED horn as they are unconstrained by one having raised the other. Poor Ahsoka she can't win against The Force's stupidest soul mates. How does it go down the first time Obi-Wan falls? Bet that was traumatic? How does it resolve? Does she just murder baby Ani there and then or is there a happier resolution?

I think one of the quickest times obi-wan falls is in a scenario where Ahsoka convinces Dooku to take Obi-Wan as his padawan instead because she thinks it’ll keep Dooku in the Light and it’ll let obi-wan avoid the hurt of Qui-Gon giving him up in favor of Anakin while still allowing anakin to be found and become a Jedi (scenarios where anakin is not a Jedi have a great chance of failing because anakin actually needs the structure of the Order to Not Fall)

….she doesn’t account for obi-wan’s incredibly stubborn sense of loyalty wherein he feels such a personal loyalty to Dooku that when Sidious convinces Dooku to Fall, Obi-Wan Falls right after

Probably the quickest the galaxy has ever had time to fall apart. Obi-Wan is a scarily efficient Sith who both infiltrates the Temple within a few years AND seduces Anakin within a few DAYS

writing fics be like

text post meme // parenting: the hardest job in the galaxy

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Your personal triggers and squicks do not get to determine what kind of art other people make.

People make shit. It's what we do. We make shit to explore, to inspire, to explain, to understand, but also to cope, to process, to educate, to warn, to go, "hey, wouldn't that be fucked up? Wild, right?"

Yes, sure, there are things that should be handled with care if they are used at all. But plenty more things are subjective. Some things are just not going to be to your tastes. So go find something that is to your tastes and stop worrying so much about what other people are doing and trying to dictate universal moral precepts about art based on your personal triggers and squicks.

I find possession stories super fucking triggering if I encounter them without warning, especially if they function as a sexual abuse metaphor. I'm not over here campaigning for every horror artist to stop writing possession stories because they make me feel shaky and dissociated. I just check Does The Dog Die before watching certain genres, and I have my husband or roommate preview anything I think might upset me so they can give me more detail. And if I genuinely don't think I can't handle it, I don't watch it. It's that simple.

EWAN McGREGOR & his blue bug

babygirl just wants to be dommed