BWAHAHAHA ROOLFFJSHSHJK

i hope every single one of my posts communicates the vibe of an incredibly confused guy who got given a mic in the middle of the street and is unsure what to make of the situation

im watching anne with an e for the first time (im in a half of second season) and why the heck no one is talking about Cole??? he's such a cutie like wtf??? and i understand, Gilbert is cute too, but fuck, Cole draw Anne??? and he said that he can kiss her instead of this idiots??? and he made her this cute hairstyle??? guys don't you see him?

I love you guys, but sometimes I want to take you by the shoulders and shout, "Why you make me look at that!?"

why did you click on this...? 🤨📸

original masterlist

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You violate him this gentlest of mans this singlest of fathers.

(Weird isn’t it.)

cant google shit w out seeing xyz x reader fics 🤢

Whew. That was close. Almost got sucked into the political side of tumblr.

Anyway, back to fandoms and fanfics.

It’s so weird to have so many people in my inbox falling all over themselves trying to defend a couple of heterosexual characters LMAO you all look like fools and I am delighted that I am taking up so much space in your heads rent-free. 

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number

Yes, Google, license the official MST3K collection to play for free on YouTube.

In 2024.

Really stick it to all those fans uploading VHS recordings...what? 15 years ago?

This might be the most timely response to actual market forces they've ever had.

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

I love thinking about how a Shen Yuan reveal would go from Luo Binghe's perspective, maybe even especially in cases where Binghe doesn't actually get to see Shen Yuan's world or understand it very well.

Imagine finding out that your husband is some kind of interdimensional alien spirit/angel who saw your fate and got so upset about it that he died. Then he came to your world, even though he didn't know that was possible, but since it was he immediately set about making your life less shitty and trying to change your fate. Except he couldn't change all of your fate because some kind of godlike being, the same one that brought him here, didn't want to let him. He's haunted by the fact that he couldn't figure out better ways to help you. He never expected any of his regard to be reciprocated, either, in fact he assumed you'd hate him. You never had to convince him to love you or respect you. He has always loved and respected you. There's basically nothing you can do to lose that love and respect either, because the first version of you that he even knew about was your edgelord comphet idiot mirror universe counterpart.

The bar has been at the earth's crust this entire time.

The fluffy parts of this reveal are obviously good, but I also think Luo Binghe deserves to know just how fully terrible his husband's judgment is. Also that Shizun has been dying for him since before they even met.

I think it'd be fun how often that would probably keep him awake at night, quietly trying not to have a crisis over the fact that his husband has made an honest to god habit of dying for him.

I don't get someone drawing a canonically fat character skinny for suggestive artwork or just artwork in general. Why even draw that character? just draw the 1000 skinny characters instead or learn how to draw fat people better with references? I get as angry as reactionary conservatives got when they gave the green m&m's sneakers when people draw fat characters skinny for their stupid fanart. You removed a major part of the character and what for? Your art just looks worse now and you look like a dick

I can't wait to see Fami have that dawg in her.

(if not, I'mma personally let her be like that because I want her to be that guy)

Asa too.