i've seen a lot of good omens teacher au, but was there any where crowley is the arts teacher (and aziraphale's english one)??? and imagine aziraphale painting something like idk THE GARDEN OF EDEN (i really don't know it was the first thing i thougt about) one day after work, in an old art classroom, and then crowley comes from behind and says something "i didn't know you were a painter" (and ofc they seem to be enemies but irl they, when they have an opportunity, enjoy each others pressence around). and ofc there is this backstory of crowley being a writer but he was kicked out of his publishing house or there was some drama or smthing and he couldn't get back on track so he got more into plastic arts and became a teacher and pls someone write it im desperate for these aus
i want to read a marauders surfer au just bc i feel really spring-summery but
a) i've never seen one
b) i don't know fuck about beach life and surfing so idk
c) idk who would be who? i guess james and sirius can be surfing buddies, yk raised together sharing one passion, and remus can be someone like a local coffee shop teen that has some trauma (no it doesn't have to be a shark lmao) but then he meets sirius and he's like "oh cmon moony let's try, i know you still have it!" and remus tries and then they surf like DAILY and they fall in love
is there something more autistic of me than the fact that i don't want to say anyone about my suspitions (abt my possible autism) bc i don't want anything to change?
ask yourself if you change your hair every 2 weeks or every 10 years and you will be a few milimetres closer to knowing if you're crowley or aziraphale
i headcanon sirius planning and thinking about the meaning and placement of his tattoos for months if not years BUT i also do headcanon him doing drunk james' quotes and smal silly drawings spontaneously
i agree, it's quite hard to "rate" their communication bc of how unreal, impossible and literally unhuman their lifes and situations are. and aziraphale, i wouldn't say he's naive, he has just many many hopes that he wishes were possible to make true in real life
+to state that crowley is so manipulative that we can call aziraphale "his victim" is literally breaking in half his whole persronality and character. the whole "traumatized and expected to be evil but not really evil irl", the "sassy and harsh on others but not towards his angel" and many many more. all of this just doesn't match with crowley!!!
Okay this blog is basically now BadAziraphaleTakesAndBadCrowleyTakes
Behold:
NEITHER! OF! THEM! ARE! NAIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And we literally have an actual therapist on record saying their relationship and the way they behave toward each other is HEALTHY and that it's only the circumstances that surround them that are unhealthy!!!!!!!!!!! What more proof do we need?????????
another painting in my little 5.5x5.5" book! Gonna be super over ambitios and say I want to fill it with paintings (90 pages lmao) 🙃 really enjoying the gouache :))))
thank you for your kindness on crowley's painting 🫶
YESSS especially with the second thing, i think they are aware that life isn't like a film (and shouldn't be tbh) but they try to believe that it can be in their case lmao
how did aziraphale and crowley watched humans for thousands of years and they still have no clue how to built a relation or cummunicate? like, they didn't know/weren't able to apologize for something so they invented A DANCE? a silly dance with a few words??
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