somebody give nico some femurs and let him fight with them like clubs right now.and im NOT joking
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i work for my parents and i quit my job bc it was ruining my mental health. then i remembered i have bills to pay so i asked for it back. but my mom likes to torture me so she said no i'm too much to deal with and when i started crying she said she doesn't care [sad trombone noises]
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@alovelylonelygoodra this un goes out to you
HEEERES BABY!!
i know you are SCREAMING and YEELLING right now you ARE
so allow me to answer some questions
1) my gf (the reason the ship started in the first place), actually hcs peach to be poc!! so yes she gets some melanin
2) what’s up with her feeties?!?!?! well spoiler alert
my dimentio is not entirely human! AT ALL HES A FUCKING FREEAAAKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
will expand more on it when i finish my fanfic! stay tuned! ^_^
3) what is this little lady’s name…
we hath dubbed her sunflower!
if you’ve got any questions about her send them in! i’ll be happy to answer!! plus gives me an excuse to draw her more lol
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Yeell und ich erblickte das licht der thumblr Welt.
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OK SO VELVET TURNED O N AUTOCORRECT FOR ME
EVERYONE THANK HET
DO IT LOSERS
K THNISHIAS YOUS TUYNMBLETSS
ANYWAY I SAW A LEAF OUTSIDE TODAY AND I EATED IT BUT THEN MY BOSS YEELLED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE BUG ON IT ANDI ATE THE BUFG ON ACCAIDENT :(((((((((
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Y3LLS YEELLS. ELEOYIELD YELLLD JAAGHJH AGHHHAHGGSHJH AGGGG SHHHAHJKKFG YELSL
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im stil thinking about this
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JUST
JUST ME WHEN S3 DROPPED
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me: oh hee hee hoo i will simply read the scherzo transcript and it will be fun and good!
me, 30 minutes later: i am going to climb the nearest tree and swing from its branches, hollering like a wild monkey
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ok what’s up i had a breakdown
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STO LAT STO LAT STO LAT STO LAT STO LAT STO LAT STO LAT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 - turintoodeepturambar
thank you !!! ❤️❤️
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[thinks about hte brothers] [immediatelly gets 2905439058349068415 different feelings at once]
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I have a really bad memory may be I just did and forgot
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taylor is so fUCKING PRETTY WHAT ANGELS WOk e up one morning and chiseled her from a bLOCK OF GOLD
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