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Hooray, my mail order pup-scription is here!
In reality this little pup got lost and ended up on someone's porch. Not to worry, the home owner did the right thing and the little guy is now at the Marine Mammal Care center who can evaluate them for any necessary care before release back into the wild.
Source for more context: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3im2QYybiF/
#sea lion#pinnipeds#pinniped#Listen I'd be thrilled if a baby sea lion showed up to my door but seeing as I live nowhere near the ocean it would probably go badly#If not a mail order pupscription perhaps the result of a very confused stork#Others on the server have suggested the stork did indeed do their job correctly however#seals and sea lions are naturally drawn to baskets and having a basket on your porch can result in this happening#Which I suppose they have a point#Pinnipeds just can't resist a nice basket. That's just how it is.#Thank you for sharing Bozo!#Edit: Y'all in the comments and that walrus post days ago lol
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fishes for the homos i mean homies
[ID: nine fish with collaged scales of different colored and patterned paper, each with glittery fins.]
#collage#only like 4.5 people have confirmed that they got these but its been like 2 weeks since i mailed them#so id certainly Hope im not spoiling anything by this point#i gotta keep lists whenever i mail stuff bc i got 9 people i mail#so i gotta keep lists of who said 'oh i got a thing' so i know when theyre all at their destination#course some people dont say anything#which is fine#they dont know i have a list#once its been a while i just assume & hope everything made it where its supposed to be
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Had a bit of a crisis over trying to draw Boba, so I did the adult thing and did some face studies. Learned a lot, hopefully some of it sticks
#mainly I learned that contrast-y shadows freak me out; I muddy up my colours super fast and easy#and that I REALLY need to learn some colour theory for good this time#also sketching needs to happen more. MUCH more - that was supposed to be the point of this exercise -.-#temuera morrison#boba fett#commander cody#captain rex#I really liked the lighting on that Cody pic but if I were to draw him before Rex I'd never live it down okay??#face study#star wars fanart#my art#the clone wars#tcw fanart#I'm still not any better at drawing Boba with hair and keeping him looking like himself... which I should have seen coming but...#gotta double down on work now I ran out of my warm up paintings#clone portraits#Tem clones
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a glimpse of what their early dynamic looks like
#i'm posting these in this blog first because i think its very silly#i could talk about them if you want me to#*ignores if you want to hear me or not and simply starts talking*#I think at some point during development i stopped thinking about them as 'mrs. afton and mr. afton'#it's funny knowing they were never supposed to meet at all#Ballora belongs to sister location. which takes place some time around 1983 or 1985 (Behind The Codes has its own canon timeline)#Fazbear's Fright happens in 2023. which is 30-40 years apart#but then we have Ultimate Custom Night. Everyone is trapped together in the same location seemingly with no chances of escaping.#if you think about it. they're just a part of this huge scrupulous plan#no one is predestined to anything. it's certainly not different for Springtrap and Ballora.#they are just... there. like everyone else#they are all linked in some way. all the clues tie back to the Missing Children Incident.#but... you're probably right. maybe there's more to it#maybe there is A Link rather than a link. you know what I mean?#Episode 3 will explore this and much more#for now. have these two idiots trying to figure out how to get out of trouble#behind the codes#fnaf#fnaf behind the codes#five nights at freddy's#ballora#springtrap#fnaf btc#my art#starbstalks
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The girls are plottinggggg
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wen chao#wang lingjiao#Realizing she was supposed to have an upper lip mole was a cold slap in the face. So sorry ma'am. I won't forget again.#They are evil dumbass 4 evil dumbass and I think we are all missing out on the sheer potential of the comedy between these two.#They have way too much power and are using it for the wrong reasons - which makes them truly great villains.#And when things don't go their way they become piles of whining sludge.#Wang Lingjiao is forever fascinating to me even though we only get crumbs about her.#She's a servant girl who's greatest asset is her beauty and her attractiveness.#Meaning she's had a life being in the gaze of people with significant positions of power over her.#I can't help but read her childishness and petty tantrums as someone who has finally been given the chance to not feel powerless.#If she was a more virtuous type we might 'like' her more but honestly...I don't think she would have survived to this point.#WLJ has only known power hierarchies her whole life. Probably accused of seduction before she even understood what that meant.#I love contrasting her with mianmian because they have similar(ish) backgrounds but different approaches to moving forwards#But WLJ's story is about flying too close to the sun and mianmian's is about going too close to the water.#Like the sea mist dragging her down into complacency - all the sect powerplays are mandatory to 'go along with' if she wants to climb-#-the social ladder. Yet she is the cautionary tale (and a foil to JGY as well) she leaves before sacrificing her own morals.#Mianmian flies away with her wings only slightly plucked while those who sacrificed everything to reach for the top crash and burn.
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how about that uhhhhh Fantasy Julie. she gets her sword <3 no one can take it from her <3
rambles:
SIKE you get an extra, lower quality doodle
SIKE AGAIN here's the rambles
yeah... i caved and gave her a tail... I'm Not Sorry! it's cute! i wanted to stick with her sorta flower motif - it's stronger in her princess look, since I imagine that when she was part of the royals she was very blatantly flower power based. it was her Thing!
but a Julie free of her noble shackles... she deserves her big sword. like yeah, she has flower magic, but who needs it when she has a Giant Blade??? on the royalty vein, and if we're classifying "rainbow monster" as a species, i feel like horn size/curve would be a status symbol of some kind. maybe Julie would have kept her horns filed short. but if she ran away from that life... longer horns! i like to imagine that they'll keep growing until she has a pair of Extra Weapons attached to her head! curved forward like mammoth tusks maybe!
i imagine that like Frank, she goes with minimal armor - range of movement over protection, yk? some scale mail over her front, a thick leather flower over her chest w/ scalloped leather pauldrons, wrist armor and metal knuckles! i'd think that the faux-suspenders include a back sheath for her sword... i wish i'd thought of that Before i finished the little ref! i don't feel like going back and editing!
i imagine that she was forced to cut her hair when it got caught in something (a gelatinous cube, mayhaps). it didn't look good! don't let anime and Mulan fool you! cutting your own hair with a blade will not look nice! but someone - Eddie, probably, he's good with scissors i'd assume - cleaned it up for her. and hey, it didn't look bad! plus, Julie probably liked being able to just tuck up her long strands into her hat when she's feeling a bit more like a Julius than a Julie!
it's been a fun challenge transforming their canon outfits into a similar variation with fantasy flavoring and twists! i want them to suit the setting but still maintain Themselves! Julie's was tough i gotta admit. i was messing around with the princess look and the fighter look side-by-side. it worked better when i sat back and thought "fighter Julie is Julie unrestrained. that version would be more aligned with her canon look"
i wanted her princess form to look Restrained! she has to be a ~delicate flower~, a noble woman, pristine and poised and very much a princess. soft colors, poofy clothing, bright white gloves that are not to be sullied. carefully bundled up hair! jewelry! that dress must be Heavy and hard to move in! her tail must be so cramped under there!
but Julie Unleashed? violent pinks! rose gold accents! short skirt so that she can sprint and Kick! fun boots that she can be active in and delight in watching them get dirty! her hair is free to whip in the wind and get caught in things! fun straps and Deadly Accessories! a sword that she stole from the royal armory on her way out the window! she has forearm wraps both to match Frank and to support her wrists!
#yessss this was mainly an excuse to draw jules with short hair and a tail. i do not apologize#i like to think that poppy has a bottomless bag that she's too scared to use herself#but everybody keeps things in there#julie keeps her hair-hiding-hat in there and some pants and a cape for that Julius Vibe#(yes i could have gone with julian. but julius makes me think of orange julius and. yum)#i've said in initial rambles that i think that julie has Mild plant magic#I TAKE THAT BACK SHE'S SO FUCKING POWERFUL#i think she could hold her own against wally here tbh!#she wouldn't win if home had the reins but yk! it would still be Close!#but why would she use boring magic when she can slash punch kick#she can definitely talk to all plants. like im carrying that over thats so cool#trees warning her of an ambush... trodden-on flowers pointing her in the direction of her quarry...#roots arching out of the ground to trip anyone about to beat her in a race#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#so in canon julie left The Cave#which. fuck is that supposed to be a reference to plato's cave? ok no now's not the time for speculation#so she left the cave to seek out a life of her own#so i imagine that she left the royal life for much the same reason! she didn't want to sit on a throne in a poofy dress and lead!#she wanted to Adventure! see the world! be unrestrained!#i imagine that her repeated sneaking out is how she met frank - then when she ran she went to him cause she knew he wanted to leave#and she went 'hey im ditching this joint wanna come' and Of Course the answer was yes!#adventuring duo that never regret it for a second!#also as im making refs im adding them to a Lineup. which i'll post when ive collected all the pokemon (neighbors). size refs!!!
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PHIL DAY PHIL DAY PHIL DAY
@amazingphil thanks for shaping my personality for the last decade may u have the loveliest birthday ^_^
#HAPPY! BIRTHDAY! PHIL!#i had like. assignments to do and such. but frankly ive been putting them off for the sake of finishing this#WHICH. WORTH IT IDK!#been watching a guy since you were twelve years old and it’s the first time you actually make art for his birthday… what a world#philip michael lester u have done so much for me. for lesbians everywhere. hope u know this. love u. hbd#amazingphil#phil lester#phanart#and i suppose dan is here too. a bit. pointing. what manner of rat is this
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I present to you the work of another painter of fish plates. Y’know how you use ‘scare quotes’ for various purposes, including indicating that you’re not actually sure about The Thing?
Well, this guy was so bad at whatever he was painting that we call him…
The ‘tadpole’ painter:
Here’s another example:
This one was sold as part of the Graham Geddes collection at Bonham’s auction house in 2008 for £2,040.
They describe it as ‘three fish including a wrasse with dorsal spines, an angler-fish, the rounded body with multiple black dots, two large round eyes with pupils, an open mouth with teeth bared, and a ray with pointed face, the body with multiple black dots’.
Which like… bold fucking move missing out the fact that they have legs. Though I can’t say I envy whoever had to write the description.
#first one is:#from ‘Greek red-figure fish-plates by Ian McPhee and A D Trendal#from the Macinagrossa collection in Bari#which I think is a private collection?#Trendall and McPhee refer to him as ‘a very minor artist’.#v rude.#imagine the auctioneer writing the description like ‘sooooo… uh. anyone know what this is supposed to be?’#and a colleague just pointing out the fact that it’s the ‘tadpole’ painter and shrugging apologetically#because it was looted we do not know where it originally came from#(though many were found in tombs)#anyway. my personal head cannon - and I cannot emphasise enough that I have literally no evidence for this. it is just a flight of fancy#is that someone has to bring their child to work for a few days#and just let their kid play around and decorate plates that were write-offs for one reason or another#and some kid just sat their happily painting their crude little fish on these plates whilst their dad worked away#Fischteller#fish plates#tagamemnon
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watching Jiang antis go, as a Scum Villain reader, never ceases to be kind of wild
#I'm always like#why don't jiang antis just get into Scum Villain??#the story you seem to want Wei Wuxian to be in#where he is a poor little cinderella so bullied and abused by the jiang sect#who resent his brilliance and work to undermine and suppress him#and whip him for no reason and force him to sleep under the docks#we already have this story! this is luo binghe's story!!#luo binghe is the poor little meow meow you want!!#the elaborate revenge fantasies I sometimes see jiang anti fics devolve into#are right there on the page in SV#well... I suppose that's not true. it's not in Scum Villain.#it's there in PIDW#which the entire point of Scum Villain as a story#is devoted to exploring why those fantasies are shallow and hollow#why even the abusive characters are never really that simple#and why the trope of the poor little cinderella rising into an unstoppable crushing power fantasy machine#is an empty story in the end#okay maybe I know why jiang antis do not get into scum villain#mxtx extended universe
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Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.
Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen
A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death
#hellsing#alucard#kouta hirano#translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent#fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online#i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443'#but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands#the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake#anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool#if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first#and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf#i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia#then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point#but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page#and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. ....#i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh#the hellsing brainrot runs deep#also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491#except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo#the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002#which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out??#i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch#sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less#it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was#maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'
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my friend Ollie reacted to the last image with this dialogue and it cracked me up way too much to not illustrate it, I DONT KNOW WHY THIS SCENARIO DELIGHTS ME SO MUCH
#bendy and the dark revival#batdr#joey drew#henry stein#memory joey#someday i will stop thinking about memory joey working at McDonalds but today is not that day#when in doubt just keep drawing#boo pointed out that him having the microphone means he's also supposed to be running drive-thru which is being ignored through all of this#which is also great
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so this video is currently sitting on my YouTube homepage, and i cannot help but be like
#OFMD#SaveOFMD#Renew as a crew#Like gee I wonder why lmao#I WONDER why#Could it be—#1. That original programming is never allowed to breathe anymore and is cancelled within 1-2 seasons?#2. That streaming was supposed to be a solution to cable and is now Worse?#3. That it’s so FREAKING annoying to have to bounce between services when you just want a particular property?#4. That there’s so much emphasis on milkable franchises that people ARE indeed getting tired of?#5. That fees/ads/the general user experience is worsening?#For the record I’m looking at the comments on that video too#And the general consensus is basically all of those points LMAO#Predominantly that nothing is ‘permanent’ on the platforms#And that the stuff you want to watch is ALWAYS in danger#Which hhhmnhmhmhhnhmhmm ☕️☕️☕️
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But also something so ! about how John Irving, the character with most faith thus most faith to be tested, is the one to find the salvation, the divine providence, the literal manna in the desert, of Koveyook and his party, taking it in with humility and gratitude is just. Irving really did get to see a form of God in the way William Blake wrote it:
“I sought my God and my God I couldn't find; I sought my soul and my soul eluded me; I sought to serve my brother in his need, and I found all three; My God, my soul, and thee.”
#the poles really are deserts by definition btw as it relates to precipitation#at the end he had a religious experience and i have feelings#john irving#lieutenant irving#the terror#the terror amc#the truth of faith i guess is just love and looking out for each other and not imposing some colonial mandate on each other#is the point of terror#it's the land of another god well gods but the principle of faith and what john would have called christian charity is still good#which is supposed to be the highest form of love#signifying the reciprocal love between God and man that is made manifest in unselfish love of one's fellow men.#and in his last moments john finally got to truly understand that in a whole new and actually true way
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some people are just in kpop spaces (like twt especially but here too sometimes) to hate on something even on the groups they supposedly “like” which is wild to me! i’m not talking about criticism, which is necessary every now and then, i’m talking about people that go on social media to tweet or post something negative about their fav or another group every single day because they are miserable and i’m sincerely asking… if you hate being a kpop stan so much wtf are you doing here then?? if you hate everything so much just leave and find other people to stan that are not kpop
#when i say i barely see people appreciate their faves nowadays#i sincerely mean that#social media has rotted people’s brains to the point#they can’t enjoy anything#or maybe they just project the fact they are miserable#into these idols and sometimes people in these kpop spaces#which is like???#some people have to understand if they#aren’t feeling good abt something they have to leave#and not stay and make everyone miserable too 😭#idk i feel like i am saying things but especially in these past few years#i notice how there was this insane shift#nobody is nice anymore or respectful#or even like what they are supposed to like#and sometimes it’s all for show bc they think being a piece of garbage#is good like????#anyways yeah#tris.txt
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i love how optimistic i am when outlining long fics it's like "oh wow if i just plan this all out and then Follow. The. Plan!! it will totally be SO EASY. i mean i can have it all done so quickly!"
...ignoring the fact that this has never once happened 😂
#kayla rambles#writing thingsss#the closest thing is the time i did ladynoir july because like...i did write 60k in around 50 days#but i was a lot less picky about my writing then ajsfbkdsjf#like i COULD NOT write that fic now. and also i would write it so differently now 😭 but not the point#and i still updated the outline many times while writing that#also is 60k even a long fic? to me that's just medium. though i know that depends on who you ask#and i suppose by my standards i've never actually finished a 'long fic' (yet...but i have 4 in progress oops)#RIP to the shera fic that i only have one chapter of left to write asjfbdksjd maybe one day#on the plus side i feel like i'm getting better at outlining!!!#and i'm having fun which is the important thing!!#plus who knows maybe the break from actual writing will help#(if i manage not to cave akjfdskjd it's only been 4 days and idk if i'm strong enough to resist much longer)
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I'm in love with your drawing of Wally and Howdy fighting over the arm. I love how mad Poppy is. Her saying "is2g" gave me the idea that she starts cussing more the longer she has to deal with this bs. And I'm also imagining Frank leaning against Eddie's hat saying "oh Eddie we're really in it now"
10 out of 10 artwork. Good job. No notes.
it has been Well Received it seems! i'm very pleased, i was hoping i wouldn't be the only one who found it funny ahaha
and i couldn't resist:
#if poppy knew swears she would probably end up using them yeah#but none of them know swears! if i scribble them swearing its for Comedic Effect!#because children's show puppets saying 'fuck' is peak humor imo#thinking very hard about the four of them and their experiences together#wh lights out au#scribble salad#rambles from the bog#god. one day i want to fuckin Write this au.#because i dont have it in me to plan out scribbles and draw 'comics' for it In Order#so yall are just getting bits and pieces from random parts#i do want to write it though#i need to know them i need to Know Them for that#their speech patterns their likes their dislikes their vernacular their voices their emotions their opinions and quirks#hopefully this desire to write for it persists through that point#i suppose i could... write a shitty rough draft#a very bland rough draft that would just be the basics...#that could make it easier for future me to edit and tweak and ReWrite#i am Considering....#hopefully i manage to write the Actual au and not just the aftermath which takes up 90% of the au's room in my head#but that is something i won't be talking about!#if the au gets written it'd be a Massive Spoiler! plus i'd probably write th aftermath as a companion sequel! maybe two!#for the different perspectives of course. or it would be a bonus fic where each chapter is a snapshot... hm thinking Thinking...
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