i open fb for the first time in like a month and this is the first sponsored ad i get
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Hol' up, bear with me a minute... So Carlos' car gets damaged from the incompetence of the officials checking the circuit and instead of apologizing they give HIM a penalty? What the fuck? Truly a maFIA out there tbh.
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So, about that new book...
I'll be honest, I was expecting a disaster. Like, I expected to seethe and hate and grumble in the most 'old man yells at cloud' way possible. And at the beginning, I was doing that.
But the more I hear about it, the more I'm impressed with the book and writing decisions. It's still a disaster, but it's less a trainwreck and more like a clown car crashing with the batmobile. It's bad, it's nonsensical, and it's hilarious.
Like, you have to try to reach this level of bad. This is fanservice gone wrong, and while I hope that everyone that liked the book had a great time with it, I assure you it's not half the enjoyment I'm getting from this.
Spoilers, if anyone cares about those.
Nyx has demon children with Nico (yes, really). And because everything must turn into a joke, they decide to call them Cocoa Puffs and keep them as pets (because I guess they aren't sentient despite being born from two very much sentient beings?).
There's a scene where Nico and Will make out while Bob is sobbing in the background. The image alone is fucking hysterical. But it's okay, they are happy tears, you guys! An immortal old man crying in happiness because two teens are kissing in front of him is not weird!
Oh, but if you wanted a kiss scene while ignoring death and trauma, don't worry! tsats got you covered! Their first kiss happened right after Jason died as a way for Will to comfort Nico! Yeah, they've been dating for months but apparently Jason needed to die for them to actually start kissing (Jasico crumbles, I guess?)
There is at least one part labeled "FLASHBACK" like an actual amateur fanfic. The pet names are terrible, the pacing is off, but nothing, NOTHING, can rival how they write Will.
It's like he's written by his hatedom. He's judgmental of the Underworld, a jerk, insistent that Nico being so close to the darkness is something to fix, basically demeans Nico, tells him his stepmother is hotter than him, and then asks her how can she love that creep Hades, because seriously, Will is having so much trouble with Nico, who is only half Hades. Just consider him, Persephone, he will dump Nico as soon as you do.
I love this mess. This is the PJO version of the Bee Movie, it's My Immortal with the grammar fixed. Best comedy book of the year.
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Ok but why did ElQ specifically messaged Foolish during the debate if he wanted to help??
“For Wilbur’s party, I want to jump out of the cake. Wanna help?”
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Had a dream last night where I was playing this Fall Out Boy Guitar Hero-like game for the Wii. The first cutscene in the game says *GOD IS DEAD* and you have to Save Rock 'n' Roll through playing these songs, which mention damning people and stuff? Pretty bizarre.
Also, the "Jumping Out Tha Window" remix by Ron Browz feat. Forever the Sickest Kids was one of the featured songs.
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