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im-smart-i-swear · 9 months
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the survivior
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winter-mornings · 6 months
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I go in the woods for 5 days... whfuck happened on that smp???
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salty-waterz · 1 month
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25000 liwhay tje whfuck where am I i ts not letting me selete this whatkes!
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izzyspussy · 2 years
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inspired by this post by @taraiel
"Israel!" Lucius calls when Izzy comes on deck, his lilting voice naturally making the name go a little sing-song. Ed grins meanly and turns to face what will soon be a spectacle, sipping his morning tea. It's not that he has anything against Lucius, but if he ever did he'd well ruined his chances to retaliate for anything at all forever with the whole attempted murder thing.
But, Izzy doesn't rush up and stab Lucius. He doesn't even yell. He looks over, rolls his eyes, and walks - ambles, really - over toward the boy, his body language relaxed and his sword untouched.
"Whfuck- You're letting him call you that?" Ed blurts, shocked and- Well. Jealous. That's their thing. His. Izzy turns on him, only now going quick-footed and hard-shouldered. Fuck.
"What, you can give other people privileges and I can't?" he demands. Ed shifts on his feet, rubs the back of his neck. When Izzy puts it like that...
"Guess you can do what you want," Ed mumbles, accepting the call out. But Izzy's eyebrows jump real high, and Ed knows he should have phrased it different (should've thought it different).
"Oh, thank you for the permission," he sneers. "Captain."
Ed flinches at the formal - distant - form of address; it hits him just like a punch.
"That's fair," he says. "That's fair."
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frazzledazzlin · 4 years
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buckysboobs · 2 years
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the post is coming early today!!
this is really good
i'm a braindead slut for this man he could do anything to me
i have more than one hole for a reason
i don't know how many times i will say this but he's so... dad
i found an edit that was to serial killer by lana, but i don't think i remembered to save it... it was so sexy, i'm sad now lol
- edits dealer
FUCKKKK THE PSYCHO KILLER ONE?? EXACTLY
and oh my god im such a whore for his edits to all dark songs like these 🥴
CHARLWS AND STEVE WHFUCK WHY WOULF YOU DO THIS TO ME I CANT BRWTSHE IM FONAN APSS OUT I NEED A FIC WITH THEM SO FUCKIFNBAD
oh my god MY DADDDD I FEEL ILL 🥴🥴 this is not good for my daddy issues
AND REALLY?_(_(_ NOOOOOOOOO oh god lana and steve my entire brand i would pass out
god bless you loml you made my night with these
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ilovejunhao · 2 years
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“shit this is red too” FUFICKLXNGNSFOHISLNDBLIHNSSIO WHAT THYE FUCKIGHN GHNDIHDBJSHITK IHFKJSDHSGLSJHGKJSOHJKSHNLLD FUWHAT THE FHIKNCCKHIGNF WHFUCKING SHIT NWHO N DOSE SNHE NTHIKN HE HIS IKMN KFUCKING DIEYING IM SGOONNA SHIT NWHAT THE FUCKKDFNKXHBSLHLKNHOSNFCUK
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hajime-nii · 7 years
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do you believe that mutsu is dead though, she's a yato
idk that laser went through her heart like i wanna believe shes not dead cause eli like died in the same ch and thats cheap but again that laser went through her heart so whfuck knws!
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scottspack · 4 years
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I FINISHED YOU
BRO.
WHAT?????????
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box316 · 10 years
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oh my fucking god
i did not just sell all that fucking food instead of converting it
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alritepetal · 11 years
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some boy just texted me 'did uk you're beautiful' and then sent 'aye my bad on tht last one tht was for smeone else'
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lunchboxnote · 11 years
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I JUST HEAR DTHE FUCKONG ICE CREAM TRUCK
IT'S 9PM AND IT'S COLD OUTSIDE HOW IS THIS APPROPRIATE TIMING FOR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
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