i don’t even have a drink and i spit it out

FUCK YOU AKIO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?

I was on the way home from an event tonight and I was in the car with my family telling them about my friend's weird thought of the day (there was actually more than one) and all of a sudden my dad says "Ducks are waterproof chickens with kazoos". Now I heard waterproof chicken kazoos but then I realized what he said an now I am contemplating it in my room while staring off into space.

Well, see you soon! Byeeeee

Literal Tumblr sexyman as HE TOOK UP A 5TH OF MY SCREEN

TUMBLR ADMINS ARE YOU OK

Got bored so I started writing smut and It’s so Embarrassing

IT’S STILL JANUARY

ENOUGH MOURNING. LOOK AT THIS COOL SHOT

By looking up "radqueer", I ended up on the MAP wiki. I would just like to say PEDOPHILIA IS NOT STIGMATIZED. PEDOPHILIA IS BAD. END OF STORY.

Tbh I still don't know the fuck I'm doing (HOW TF DO I COMMENT AND WHY IS THE FOLLOW BUTTON IN THE GOD DAMN CORNER⁉️⁉️⁉️) I was known as the one that has an idea of "how to technology" in this family but my sister takes the W for this one. @esuterunokitsune u god damn prick.

Bro moonbin is dead-

How the hell is it 49 degrees that’s not real

Helphelphelp help

Why tf am I in uni rn

me: ok i need a distraction ASAP lets watch something on amazon- maybe nothing star trek i've been on that a lot lately

-one second of flipping later-

me: odd thomas- wait that looks like chekov and yep thats him ok well lets keep flipping

-five seconds later-

me: the Curse of Sleeping Beauty wait...is THAT goddamn that's spock ok WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.

HOW IS THE MOST RATIONAL THINKER IN OUR SYSTEM THOMAS. HOW HOW HOW HOW TFFF-🌀PEARL