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boxwinebaddie · 7 months

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i need to know how stan proposed to kyle in Sixth grade Omfg😭😭 i bet he was so cheesy my Sappy king!

oooooooh you already knooooow!!!!! lover boy antics

( this got long, i'm sorry i get really excited when i get to talk abt rm and esp all the stuff from the past bc LORE )

so, before i get into it, in accordance with ncuniverse stanon, all my stans meet kyle and are immediately madly in love with him.

the difference between pep!stan and rm!ravenstan is that pep!stan could not distinguish the difference between platonic/romantic love so stan basically just thought it was completely normal to be unhealthily obsessed with your best friend/think everything about him was perfect...and also he dated wendy on and off his whole life which made things...v complicated.

( wendy is in rm, but wendy is NOT from south park, so that OG canon doesn't exist in rm, but she's definitely coming into play soon and i mention her in the next chapter in a small way so ;) keep your eyes peeled for that my friends )

but, uh...oh my god. so rm!stan helped kyle move in and was...immediately In Love with him and KNEW that. in(stan)taneously. it was...On Sight. *stan vc* Wowza

like kyle broflovski tapped stan on the shoulder, hit him in the face with that New Jersey accent and it was OVER for stan. like the skies opened up the angels were singing he was like that is my husband dhsksk heeeelp it was also extremely obvious to literally every single person in south park that stan was madly in love with kyle…

...Except For Kyle.

like obvious to the point where when little stan was in the hospital after the hockey puck incident

( which...that is MY FAVORITE FLASHBACK YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABT THAT ANYTIME )

he was largely unresponsive and pretty miserable, but kyle came in with flowers and soup to say thank u ( he was stuttering the whole time my god he was so nervous ) and stan smiled so hard and got so excited to see kyle that he ripped...all his stitches open and had to have his jaw REWIRED shut....unbelievable....pack it up Gay Boy! that's right! i know what the fuck you are!!! ashdsad MAN!! RELAX!!!!!

also multiple people have brought it up to kyle and he is genuinely confused abt it bc his self confidence and body dysmorphia was so bad ( eric cartman i will fucking kill u ) that he cannot even fathom stan having a crush on him being Not a really cruel joke :( sigh

part of it is that all my stans are very conventionally attractive and frighteningly beautiful, which i think is so funny because to offset that i just make them soooo fucking gross that it is offputting slkdsa

( also stan never grew out of his nasty boy antics, like management is like...raven did u...accuse the prime minister of france of 'ripping ass' on national television and high five him because it was a '9/10'...and call him 'broski'...and raven is like...it was actually an 8 but i didn't want to be rude so i gave him an extra point and management is like RAVENSSKHLHD!!...if ur waiting for the day ravenstan is not in trouble...ur gonna be waiting a long time...hes in tabloid jail 25/8 )

BUT ANYWAYS! BACK TO STAN BEING BEAUTIFUL AND GROSS!

despite being gross...his eyes are too blue and pretty unfortunately so people are willing to let that go...he has pretty privilege help

and by age 11 stan had been asked out/proposed to like...over 22 times ( mostly cartman, die cartman )...all declined. he used to be really nice about it, but recently if cartman tries it and uses his deadname and the wrong pronouns stan just...looks at him blankly and is like "who?"

and then sees kyle come out of his honors english class with all his books and is immediately like all over him, chatting excitedly aw aw

the second gag is that rm!stan does not think kyle is in love with him but hes willing to be super best friends with him forever and never tell him if that means he can stay close to him...only wants him to b happy...even if its not with him....AAAAAa....i hate it here :'(((

with that in mind! sixth grade! cartmans mom was getting remarried to some really rich guy and cartman was flexing hard like "listen up peasants and poor people my mewm is marrying into royalty sluts!!"

and kyle was like...lmao "congrats on ur moms...what is it? eighth marriage? my family lost count after wedding gift number 5"

naturally this pissed cartman off and he was like "oh yeah, jewboy??? at least my mom got married!! actually my mom got married eight times and you??? you're nothing, you're disgusting!!! you'll be lucky if anyone pities you enough to marry you once!!! i bet by the time i've got grandkids, you'll be still be miserable and alone. choke, fatty : )"

kyle was unfortunately used to this behavior and was like whatever!! marriage is a social construct you idiot!!! and tried to play it off but stan Over Heard it and was MAD AS HELL! he took that shit HELLA PERSONAL!!!! he was like hell no absolutely the Fuck not, you trick ass bitch!

and hatched a stan plan

*narrator nina vc* Stan Always Had A Plan.

and that plan...naturally...was to propose to kyle. in an extra way.

( yes all my stans propose to my kyles in extraneous ways smh...dramatic bisexual boy behavior i am embarrassed )

( another small side bar, i think at this point in rm stan is...about as happy as he gets and i don't even feel bad about talking about this because i was going to mention it in kyles letter but i forgot...

so in rm stan had really really reaaaaally long hair like had never ever gotten a haircut and it was a large part of his gender dysphoria and stress for him...so as a birthday present...sharon cut his hair to about shoulder length ( which was...a big deal...ill go into it later ) but stan was SOOOOO HAPPY!!!! it was so :')))) he like started wearing his hair down and smiled so much he was so happy omg my son my son

also him and kyle went as coraline and wybie for hween it was so cute like...stan in the yellow raincoat and the boots...kyle in the iconic black and white fit...love them )

ANYWAYS! MIDDLE SCHOOL STANS PROPOSAL PLAN

so he spent 2-3 days, as is natural for my stans, doing a craft, getting something ready to give to kyle smh

and then texted him and was like "do u want to go to starks pond?" he also used !!! three exclamation points and the :'D face...gay ass...smh

they had a cute little picnic and the tiny ring box was burning a tiny hole in tiny stans pocket but he panicked...like he had a song and everything...he got too nervous help!!!!

stans last ditch effort was that he asked kyle to skip rocks with him and was like "dude!!! hang on ur shoes untied!!!!!! let me get it" ;)

and kyle was like "oh thanks bro--WHA " :O

bc...there is stan...on the bank of stark's pond...in all the rocks and mud and dirt and grass...with the stars out...and alll the fireflies flickering around like fairy dust...on one knee and...

he hollowed an acorn out :') and made a little rope hinge out of twine and stuff so it opened and closed....he also...painstakingly weaved pine needles into a tiny little ring perfect for kyles finger and hot glued a little fresca bottle cap on there

( when they met kyle asked him for a bottle opener for his fresca and stan opened it with a lighter and said 'I Am The Bottle Opener' which...yes is a Metal Boy Thing...also yes kyle was in love...also yes stan kept that bottle cap...wow )

in shop class he also engraved their intials on it...like on stans old bed....gross im crying so cute...ew ew ew

and stan was like!! "haha STUPID!!! you're wearing rainboots dumbass i cant believe u fell for that" ( while literally proposing )

and kyle was panicked and freaking out like "w-what are you doing?!?!?!?"

and stan was like "what does it look like dummy shdlka"

( heeeeelp )

and kyle was like fully in shock like

"aRE YOU PROPOSING TO ME??????????!!!!?!?!?!?!?"

and stan was like "well i'm Trying to! Jeez! but it’s gonna take forever if you keep INTERRUPTING! ME!" unserious omg and is like "look, i couldn't ask you to the dance, so i decided to do the next best thing…which was to ask you to marry me!!! so what do u say?"

( a very reasonable and logical next best step help )

poor kyle he was not ready for this, this is like an insane dream he's having...yes he's had this dream before...they were older in it tho...yes stan looked like raven...i dont want to talk abt it

hes like

"whAT???!?!???!!!! STAN YOU CANT /ASK/ ME TO MARRY YOU!"

and stans like "why Not!!!!>:( i mean...ugh ok!! so it's Not Legal, but it will be! Eventually i hope! until then, it can be our secret! <3"

kyle is like "Nononono, i mean like...were in MIDDLE SCHOOL, stan!!! Adults get married and Have kids!!! Kids Do Not get married!!! also why -- why the hell would you want to marry Me of all people???"

he is sweating and shaking oh my god also stan is like wow so cute but also hes also....really nervous bc hes worried this is going Badly...poor stan...his luck with proposals going smooth is...rip

and stan is like "first off all Mr Technical! we are Preteens!!! and people say you're supposed to marry your favorite person in the world!!!! and YOURE my favorite person in the world!!! so why wouldnt i marry you if you're my super best friend???? but…”

*stan sigh*

“Ugugugh...Okay.

if you're That worried about us being too young to get married..."

stan, still freezing to death, soaked to the bone is like

"temporary me."

*flustered confused kyle vc* what????

and stan is like "temporary me!! like Temporarily Marry Me. like as a trial run? i'll propose to your right now and then in like ten years, when were adults and they've legalized gay marriage, come find me, bring me the ring & box back and ill replace it with a real one :') <333"

then continues

"but like...you're going to get into fancy schools and meet lots of rich smart successful people...so if you find someone else that you actually really love, that...that's...o-okay...you can just give everything back to me and wash your hands of it...just let me know which one haha! i guess...that's a little confusing? sorry! shdslahd whew!"

but kyle is still processing like "temporar...but what if you find someone else YOU love and want to be with instead???"

and stan just smiles and is like "i wont"

and kyle is like "stan!!! be seroius!!!!"

and stan is like "i Am being serious. I Wont."

( AAAAA MY STAN IS A ONE MAN MAN WHAT CAN I SAY! he is being so FR too like…im crying ur honor )

and hes like "okay but is that a yes....my legs are going numb"

and kyle is like "yes of-of course, but sta--"

and stan is like "SWWWWWWWEEEEET!" and slides the ring on kyles finger and gives him the box and then his watch beeps and hes like!!! "oh shit i gotta go catch that last bus or my mom will kill me!"

but before he goes he gives kyle a kiss on the forehead and is like "see you later, kyle marsh!!!"

and kyle is like "b-bye!!! s-stan broflovski!!!"

stan rings the bell on his bike at him and disappears into the night and kyle is just sitting there...looking at his hand...

A Temporaried Man

( also present kyle...does look at it often in The Stan Box...aka stans open casket aka the stuff they didnt bury with him rip...

also stan made that little ring so it fit on a much larger middle school kyles ring finger but...present kyle can wear it on his PINKY...as an Adult...so unfortunately...i think that says a lot about how kyle is doing with his...ed...unfortunately...im sad )

but yeah!!! my sons are married!!! anyways!!!! style world domination!

ok wait Actually i think before he left little stan was like

"ky!!! stop making the freak out face, dude!!! just breathe! relax!!!"

*rm stan vc* smile pendejo ;)

AAAAAAAAAA RAVESEY WORLD DOMINATION BABY!

-uncle nina vibing at 7am drinking a monster energy

p.s very inchresting that it’s been ten years…hm…

#idk if this makes sense because its like 7am #BUT LITERALLY MY SON THE ROMANTIC #like rm!stan is so cute because he was in love in love with kyle #like zero hesitation like he took that hockey puck in the mouth he carried all of kyles books ties his shoes #like it was so unserious and so Sad because stan was just like its ok i dont want to lose him so i wont tell him!!! hahaha we are Friends :#ALSO NOT THEM BEING TEMPORARIED #THEYRE SO CUTE #sometimes when people hit on him #bc kyle is super fine #but hates people #he says hes married #also says my husband #and also says stan #delulu behavior but its ok...he can be delulu bc actually...Hes Right #that doesnt happen that often for delulu people but it is actually happening for kyle and stan is a FIONE PUNK ROCK STAR CELEBPRETTY #so he actually fucking won #also little stan and kyle...so cute...love them

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blankcreator · 7 months

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OH MY GOD. YES.

WE DID IT! WE WON!!!! YEAH!

also, go check this account out, she cool.

@mimuo_.no

#rottmnt #WE WON SUCKERS!#HAHAHA!#WO!#Pls dont be fake-

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internet-schvitzinq · 1 year

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experience playoff hockey.

#it’s more intense than any drug i’ve ever done #hockey #also we won in overtime #i’m going to die hahaha

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gumy-shark · 2 years

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YOOOOO SUCK IT TWINK BOY

#get it like the dsmp hahaha #SANS WON WE WIN THESE

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daechwita · 2 years

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OUTRO HER IS ON PROOF

#i legit was just thinking ‘hahaha there’s no way they’re gonna add outro her on it’#but we WON #OUTRO HER SUPREMACISTS WE WON

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mykpopsummary · 2 years

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Well, now that it is over I must say: I’m extremely happy for Ukraine, I am so happy that Portugal is in the top 10!!!! and Mahmood and Blanco still have the best song and were, of course, robbed so you know what that means 🔪🔪🔪

#do yourselves a favor and listen to Brividi #I ascend with that song #I don't need anything else #Mahmood and Blanco giving us the good fucking food 💖#also Maro!! our best result since we won I'm so happy #I actually like the Portuguese entry this year hahaha #now back to kpop

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quietzap · 4 months

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#my brother bought me giroud's autobiography 🙈#we played trivial pursuit a couple weeks ago and my brother and mum chose the last question i had to answer to win #and they were so sure i wouldn't know #and it was 'which team won the french cup in 2012' and i knew it was montpellier bc giroud was there when it happened 😆#they were so shocked when i replied lmaooooo #then he told me at 4am he realised he should buy me his book and he did hahaha #which is nice bc i wanted it so aha #literally the day before we played i watched a video of giroud playing during the 2012 season 🤣#also recently he said my gift was a surprise and yesterday i had a sudden thought like 'i think he bought me giroud's autobiography' 🤣

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rikli · 1 year

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going "home" for just an afternoon is perfect bc i hear the minimum amount of conservative bs 🤪

#they want to change genders now and... ass #it ain't family no more we don't talk #personal #i don't have to sleep on the floor (bc i'm white and i love a bed)#and shower in the horror bathroom #which is only the way it is bc grandma is too old and dad is useless cis guy #but anyhow it is perfect for my mental wellbeing #i didn't even feel the existential dread when i walked the neighborhood #and well my cat ain't staying alone for 48h or more hours l #listen today it was about covid (happens every weekly call maaaan)#and #i almost laughed bc the ass part said in polish just... lol #but yeah i don't want to listen to bs so i just say 😶#and that i won't vote for [my dad lists weirdos and i say no. no. this one also a big no!]#ranting in the tags bc i have to wait 10min for my tram sorry #but i got money and cake so? a won for me!!!#and i gave grandma smth nice so yea !#right they talked shit about family too hahaha #it's funny when my dad gets #all not bitter but like phew i don't care even tho it's him #who neveerrre wanted to be in contact with anyone never called etc #it's a longer story but it makes me laugh and then i remember #when they gone some day i won't have nobody and yikes #i also have my dad's idk how to Connect with ppl disease #so: doom #nobody reading all this but it is out of my system thank u

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cheriladycl01 · 4 months

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Qatar Heat - Grid x Driver! Reader

Plot: Everyone has a hard time at the Qatar GP, most needed medical attention once the race finished, some drivers retired and some continued even though they threw up in their helmets. What happens when the female of the grid, who already struggles with body temperature regulation finishes the race?

Credit to skitskatdacat63 for the GIF

It was Thursday, which was media day in Qatar which meant that right now you were walking round the paddock in shorts and your Aston Martin Team top.

"Lance, hey are you okay?" You ask your team-mate. You'd known him since last year as the reserve driver for Aston Martin, Seb wanted you to take his place after retirement.

"Yeah, its just so hot. And Henry's still making me do training" he complains.

"I know but think we got the ice bath's later!" you grin excited to have the ice bath. After a hot day of training it was like a reward. So you did your ball exercises and you did a track run for the media team. Afterwards you were about to lay down on the track ground but it was blistering when you put your hand to it.

"Tires are gonna get shredded" you complain a little out of breath to Jessie your personal trainer.

"Can we go get water and smoothies now?" You ask and Sid one of the media guys who had followed you around today nods. You guys get out of the sun before running into the garage and collecting as many people's orders from the garage as you can.

You bring everyone back what they wanted on a tray. Sid filmed you the whole time, so he could upload it to the Tik-Tok saying that the new Aston Martin waitress is pretty cool. And another one joking that you can always fall back on waitressing if F1 falls through which you found hilarious.

"Okay, Lance Y/N. Ice bath time!" Mike Krack informs you both. You go into your driver room changing into your bikini that'd you'd brought with you. You pull the Aston Martin polo back over, feeling as though it would be odd to walk out the back of the motorhome in a bikini.

You see the cameras on you and immediately smile. You go up very close to the camera.

"Hi guys, i felt awkward coming out in just my bikini so Aston Martin Representation!" you whisper before stepping back and poking your thumbs at your top to show them what you were talking about, as if it wasn't obvious.

Looking to your left, Lando, Oscar, Alex and Logan were also all doing icebaths out the back of the motorhome too.

"Looking good boys" you shout after wolf whistling in their direction, they all laugh having finished their icebaths coming over to you and Lance.

"Come on" Alex gestures you towards the ice bath. You roll your eyes pulling the top over your head and passing it to Alex, he steps back looking at the other three boys who are shamelessly staring at you.

You were the current youngest on the grid. 21 years old, so Oscar, Logan and Lando all took a liking to you, not only because of the age similarities but because of your sense of humor.

"Ready Lance, you ask your team-mate whose shirt was just pulled off and handed to Mike who was helping the social media team.

"Lets make this interesting. First to fully submerge wins"

"That's not exactly fair your from Canada...okay your on" you shout and before anyone can blink your jumping into the ice bath. Your up to your thighs before you watch as Lance starts to sink down. Not even thinking about the cold you just force your whole body down. You can feel the cold all around your hair as it floats up and you can feel the cold water on your eyelids.

You come back up with a gasped breath before looking over at all of them.

"Who won, it was me right?" you say with your eyes blown wide as Lance emerges.

"Yes, but your fucking crazy" Lando laughs looking at the smile that comes across your face.

"Hahaha Suck that Stroll! I win" you say looking over at him.

"Ohhh you know what we should do" you say looking over at the camera that was still pointed at you.

"We should do a thirst trap of me, so people can edit me on TikTok!" you exclaim and Oscar chokes, while Logan and Land laugh as your started to lean back in the bath, running your hands through you hair.

"Y/N how many times have we talked about this" Your PR manager exclaims trying to stop the admins from filming.

"Oh come on its what they want!" You exclaim.

After that night, you went out for food, a healthy meal of course that Lance payed for as the looser of the bet.

Friday First Practice was good, you'd come in 4th just behind the two Ferrari's and Max.

Qualifying was just as good, you were starting in 4th next to Lewis, with George and Max ahead of you for Sunday's race and that was locked in. It was exhausting, you were boiling but you pushed. Lance was angry with the car performance and got angry at Henry, you were shocked to see and hear what happened when you were still driving and scolded Lance, before nearly fainting from being dizzy.

Again, you did the ice bath dinner and slept.

Now to focus on Saturdays sprint. You did well in the first two sprint shoot outs. But ended up retiring the car in Q3, starting in 9th position.

You were so faint for the whole race. Today, it was hotter than all the other days. Your fireproof felt more clingy to your skin than usual and the water in the car was heating up quicker than it normally did.

At one point during the sprint race the water was so disgusting to drink you actually spat it out in your helmet on reflex.

You finished in 8th gaining 1 point for the team who congratulated you. You stayed in the car as you pulled into the garage for a minute before you stripped of in the garage down to tank top and your underwear. You sat on the cold garage floor, head in your hands as you panted, looking for breath.

A team member brought an orange juice up to you, tapping you on the shoulder to which you shake there hand and thank them for the gesture.

You sip it slowly, not wanting to gag like you had before.

"How you doing sweetheart" Mike comes up to you, everyone in the garage had reported to him, how red and beat up you look coming out the car. You look at him and nod.

"It's always been harder for me" you laugh looking up at him wiping the sweat from your forehead before it falls down into your eye.

"What do you mean?" he asks crouching down so he's at a similar level to you.

"I mean, you've probably never checked my medical papers right. And women struggle with heat more than men anyway but my body doesn't regulate its temperate that well... so I've always struggled with being hot in the car but this is next level" you sigh to him.

"Are you going to be okay to race. We can get Drugovich to fill" Mike says concern filling his face as he can tell your struggling from the speech pattern and labored breathing.

"No i promise I'll be okay and I'll bring us home points" you smile.

I'm going to go congratulate Oscar on his Sprint win. You smile before holding you hand out for help. He helps you up and you trot over to Mclaren pulling the taller male into a hug the minute you see him.

"You did amazingly Ozzie" you grin, still holding onto him.

"Hey! I did well as well" Lando interrupts and you roll you eyes before turning to look at the man baby behind you.

"Yes yes, well done on P3 Lando Norris" you grin pulling him towards you and hugging him. He hugs you back before lifting you and squeezing you making you groan at the harshly shown affection that you were used too.

"How you feeling about tomorrow starting P4?"

"I'm hoping for a podium with my boys" you grin, pulling them both in, one arm round each of them.

"With us starting P6 and P10. I doubt that" Oscar groans, knowing he stuffed up Qualifying the other day, along with his team mate.

"Never say never. Tomorrow's going to be a hard race for everyone"

Sunday was the day that everyone struggled as you'd said.

Max actually ended up crashing out, and after coming back on the track, the car didn't have the pace it had from the start of the weekend.

"Come on Y/N, win in rookie season will look amazing. Keep holding. You've got Oscar behind 2.3 seconds gaining and Lando behind him. 3 laps left" you engineer inform.

"Guys the heat's really getting to me" you voice but its barley recognizable through the radio.

"Not long left, just push until the end" the engineer says but his voice waivers, he could tell you were struggling but unlike Logan who retired early on, lap 40 and with only three laps left there was no point especially when you were this close to a win.

"I - I know" you waiver, you control the car, speeding up trying to get this done as quickly as possible.

Martin Bundle - AND IN HER ROOKIE SEASON Y/N Y/L/N IS THE WINNER OF THE 2023 QATAR GRAND PRIX

"Guy's I need to get out this car now" you cry, tears forming in your eyes.

"Okay copy that"

"I cant move" you cry, the only thing that was able to move from your body was your hands which were shaking.

"We're sending pit crew to help" your engineer says. You see race marhsalls come up to your car, where Oscar and Land pull up alongside you. They both jump out hugging their team who were stood their waiting for them both. They turn to congratulate you thinking you'd be there next to them with the Aston Martin team but see you still sat in the car.

"Oh my god, she's shaking" Oscar says looking closer at you.

"She's in shock, from the heat" Lando says running over Oscar behind him.

"Y/N hey hey hey. Its okay its okay" Lando says flicking up your visor so he could see you. He honestly could have cried at the sight. He saw you looking so exhausted and out of it, the tears in you eyes and the sweat underneath them mixed.

"Come on baby lets get you out" Oscar voices, pulling Lando back by the shoulder and leaning down into the car, putting his arms under your knees and the other behind your back before lifting and pulling you out the car.

"Can we get a cold towel over here" Lando shouts which makes your head dizzy. Oscar sits you on the car wheel, pulling your helmet off, and then your balaclava. You were extremely red in the face but he still thought you were the prettiest girl he'd ever seen.

So did Lando, he had for a while, and he would always flirt with you when you were the reserve Aston Martin driver. But he cared for you, and seeing you like this pulled at his heart strings.

"You did so well today darling" he compliments. He pulls back your hair that was sticking to your face, doing it in a low bun so it wasn't tight but was out of your face and off your neck.

Lando unzips your race suit, pulling it down off your shoulders so your in your fireproof top before laying the cooling towel around you neck.

"Just breath" he smiles at you handing you and Oscar an icy bottle of water than was handed to him by his team. They got you to the cool down room where you sat on the floor with your back against the wall and your cheek resting on the cold marble.

"Great race guys. Said I'd have a podium with my... my boys" you smile, before you feel the urge to throw up. You get on your knees grabbing the bin before spilling the food you'd eaten before the race into the bin. Oscar sits next to you rubbing your back.

"Come on lets go get weighed" Lando sighs. Oscar goes first, the you and Lando watches the figure seeing you'd lost a whole 6 kilograms which meant that you'd lost 9 over the whole weekend. He, Oscar and Logan would all have to go out for a big meal to all put the weight back on.

The podium was amazing, first place and sharing a podium with Lando and Oscar had never felt better. It was a shorter podium as they wanted all of you to seek medical attention. You were eventually declared to have heatstroke and were forced on home rest in a nice a/c-ed room and lost of Peach Ice Tea's.

One thing for sure was you never wanted to race in Qatar as this time of the year again.

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skitskatdacat63 · 6 months

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Another trailer for the Brawn docu is out omg, that docu is gonna make me have an emotional breakdown I just know it 😭

#IM NOT READY FOR SO MUCH JENSE F1 CONTENT IN THE YR 2023 #and also the whole idea and story of brawn makes me want to cry #watching that season was really fucking sick i really love it #nah bcs i honestly cried at both their first win and then when they won the championships #also its not relevant to brawn too much but i wonder if theyll talk about all that drama with fom in 2009 #where is my flavio briatore war criminal cameo >:(#christian was in the docu hahaha #will we get any sebson or butter stuff 🥺🥺🥺#but nah seriously my fav part abt 2009 wad watching all the pre race stuff and learning the whole narrative of the season #ngl i forget that bernie ecclestone is still alive 💀#cause hes not really involved in f1 at all nowadays right #so i always think hes dead 💀💀💀 i mean like theres other people who worked in f1 until they died okay 😭😭#catie.rambling.txt

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clamenstell · 4 months

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thinking about lovesick!gojo

- lovesick!gojo who fell in love with you when you held his hand in comfort when he was upset from being scolded by the higher ups about something reckless he did.

- lovesick!gojo who noticed the way you understood that he was still young and even the strongest made mistakes, which is okay as he's still learning.

- lovesick!gojo who started noticing little things about you, like how you pick your nails when nervous, how your eyes light up when talking about your interest, how you tap your pencil in thought when working in class and when you smile, little dimples appear on your cheeks.

- lovesick!gojo who gets butterflies in his stomach whenever you giggle at his terrible jokes while suguru and shoko both roll their eyes in annoyance.

- lovesick!gojo who jokes around even more in order to hear you laugh again, even when the others grow even more tired of him.

- lovesick!gojo who doesn't try to hide how much he wants to hang out with you, who makes up ridiculous excuses to spend time with you. "What do you mean Suguru is busy? Isn't he right there?" "HAHAHA! That's hilarious, let's go somewhere else..." as he drags your form in the opposite way.

- lovesick!gojo who falls even more when you indulge in his teasing. "Need some help?~" You roll your eyes. "I wouldn't want to bother the strongest one~ I'm sure you have better things to do." His grin widens. "It's ok, I don't mind sparing my time for you~"

- lovesick!gojo who tries to impress you everytime you're both assigned on the same mission, showing off at every chance he got and turning his head expectantly to you to see if you were watching him. "Did you see how I exorcised that curse?" "Yes, you did great Satoru.🙄" ":))))"

- lovesick!gojo who feels the pit of jealousy when he sees you conversing with a kyoto student, even more when he sees you laugh at something he said. You were suppose to laugh at his jokes, not a random nobody's.

- lovesick!gojo who appears right by your side in the middle of your conversation, sliding an arm around your waist, pouting and batting his eyelashes. "Baby, I thought we had something special :((( 🥺🥺🥺" "Satoru what the fuck."

- lovesick!gojo who grins in victory when the kyoto guy leaves in panic from seeing the affectionate display, but frowns when you scold him for disturbing your conversation. It doesn't matter, he still won and now your attention is on him instead :)

- lovesick!gojo who loves sharing sweets with you. Whenever he bought pastries from your favourite bakery he will always get extra to share with you. He especially loved seeing your face light up whenever he mentioned getting your favourite pastry.

- lovesick!gojo who gets surprised when you always return the favor, always sharing baked goods you bought, even getting the extra sweet ones just for him.

- lovesick!gojo who's ears turn red at the thought of you buying something just for him, no one else.

- lovesick!gojo who swears he will marry you one day, no matter the circumstance, not even the higher ups would stop him. All he need is to ask you out first, but seeing you chuckle as you two shared a chocolate cake, he thought staying by your side is good enough for now. After all, he's not getting cured from this sickness anytime soon.

he's so 🥺❤️😍🥺🤗😚❤️😳🥰❤️ to me

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xhopelesslyromanticx · 6 months

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I love a man in shorts - Oscar Piastri x Wolff!Reader

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summary: when people start to notice Oscar only owns one outfit they start calling him out for being a dad and you can’t help but see it too.

f1updates

Austin, Texas

liked by y/n.wolff and 35‘567 others

f1updates Oscar has arrived in Austin Texas this morning. He was all smiles and giggles greeting the local Papaya fans.

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f1stansss I‘m convinced this man doesn’t own long pants

user355 right? he needs a stylist

f1god he is a simple man

piastriii Y/n is there toooo

user355 she should try to get him dressed better

f2starter the guy owns two outfits; mclaren gear and shorts and shirt

user37 right he gives off sich dad vibes

landonorris @y/n.wolff this is your man?

y/n.wolff @oscarpiastri you’re being attacked broooo

oscarpiastri shut up Lando

y/n.wolff

Austin

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y/n.wolff dads :)

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lewishamilton ?

y/n.wolff the girls that get it, get it.

user345 hahaha not her confusing sir lewis hamilton

user221 the way lewis is sitting has me dead

oscarpiastri aha, getting the reference ;)

f1troll shorts and shirt king

f1lover oscar has me dead, he is truly such a dad

georgerussell63 lewis is looking horrid in those pants

lewishamilton you didn’t even make the slide show shut up

mclaren Oscar is truly dad material

landonorris more like daddy

y/n.wolff LANDO!

toto.wolff ??

landonorris

Austin

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landonorris @mclaren, next time Oscar gets to bring his child I‘d like a warning

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mclaren loud and clear Lando

oscarpiastri wow, what a great picture really did me well

y/n.wolff i love it, especially the cup, thanks lan :)

oscarpiastri don‘t

user457 uhh daddy coming through

pierregasly was it bring your child to work day?

charles_leclerc someone tell Carlos he can finally bring his

y/n.wolff gasp

f1troll so the RUMOURS are true?

y/n.wolff

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y/n.wolff texas had my heart, let‘s go halloween and mexicooo, thanks for the sippy cup lan :)

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landonorris stunning (the last picture)

toto.wolff the first picture is not very nice

lewishamilton don’t embarass her

y/n.wolff daaaaad

kellypiquet you look absolutely stunning

user456 y/n‘s so cute, oscar really won

f1update fav wag

user676 wag and dad

charlottesine miss you lots :(

y/n.wolff miss you too, see you soon though :)

mclaren

Mexico

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mclaren dad off grid, daddy on grid

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y/n.wolff dead

mercedesamgf1 totos throwing his headphones again

user233 the second photo damn

f1troll hot right

f1 the famous stance though

piastrilovers my poor oscar is getting so much hate :(

landonorris nah he loves the attention

oscarpiastri thin ice lando

f1gossip

Mexico

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f1gossip Lewis when asked about his newly earned „dad“ title by teamboss daughter Y/n

„I personally don’t really get it. But people think it’s fun right. But I love Y/n, she’s a treat to have around.“

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user566 awww he‘s like a big brother

f1troll lewis and y/n are the real father daughter duo

f1fans crazy to think Lewis has watched her grow up

user456 yes he‘s always loved her so much

landonorris Oscars probably throwing his phone hehe

piastrifans ariana? what are you doing here?

user455 Lando is just as involved in gossip as we are

landonorris

Checos hometown

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landonorris mexico con papa 🍼 (y mama)

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oscarpiastri

Texas

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oscarpiastri the only thing that makes me a dad is my „ipad kid“ girlfriend

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user345 wait this makes actual sense hahah

y/n.wolff wow horrid pictures

oscarpiastri you look as lovely as always

f1troll 1:1 Oscar

y/nstans she is truly an ipad kid

landonorris good one osc

y/n.wolff shut up Lando

mercedesamgf1 googles what an Ipad kid means

user355 the best couple on the grid

georgerussell63 couple of children right

lewishamilton y/n and a cow? she‘s scared of them?

y/n.wolff

Mexico

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y/n.wolff mexico was a treat, i love you @oscarpiastri

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lewishamilton awww the first one

oscarpiastri move about two steps two the right and you‘re right where you belong

georgerussell63 you built the LEGO WITHOUT ME?

mercedesamgf1 its mclaren George?

user455 its mclaren georgie

toto.wolff too much orange but you look beautiful

mclaren parents

landonorris what a viewwwww damn

y/n.wolff talking bout yourself again huhhh?

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bbyjackie · 8 months

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𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: sabo

》 asl brothers completed

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_ynln: ur gf or ramen, pick one

tagged: saaaa_bo

saaaa_bo: the answer is obvious

↳ saaaa_bo: ramen 🙏

↳ ace: wrong.

↳ ace: the correct answer is me 🤩🤩

↳ marco_o: said absolutely no one

↳ _ynln: @saaaa_bo surely this is grounds for a break up 🫤

lalalakoala: okay we get it, you have a boyfriend

p1rateking_luffy: YOU GUYS GOT RAMEN WITHOUT ME?????!!!!??! ☹️☹️

↳ _ynln: sorry luf, i'll bring you next time!

↳ saaaa_bo: no wtf we are not bringing luffy, i'm gonna go broke and he's gonna eat our share

↳ ace: im gonna have to agree with sabo

↳ p1rateking_luffy: 🙁

↳ lovenami: nah sabo you're so real for that (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ marco_o: @ace you are literally the LAST person who can say that

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_ynln: applications for a new bf linked in my bio.

[music: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo ♫]

tagged: saaaa_bo

blackleg.sanji: I APPLIED ‼️‼️‼️

blackleg.sanji: HOW MANY CAN I SEND IN?!

blackleg.sanji: WILL I BE NOTIFIED IF I MAKE IT IN THE WAITLIST?

↳ theroronoa.zoro: the only notification you're gonna get is one from the police

saaaa_bo: WOWW JUST CAUSE I CHOSE RAMEN OVER YOU 🤨🤨

↳ _ynln: girls gotta do what she's gotta do

↳ _ynln: OMG SABO YOU APPLIED? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG STOP 💗💗

↳ saaaa_bo: wtv loser.

lovenami: omg you should've made them transfer you five dollars to apply

↳ _ynln: nami ur trying to pimp me out huh 😭🫵

lovenami: you're so gorg yn. (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ _ynln: i miss u sm namiiii 💕

nefertari_vivi: OMG STOP UR SO PRETTY I LOVE UUU

↳ _ynln: 😭💕

ace: why is everyone happy EXCEPT ME (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ marco_o: give me five minutes and i'll dm u a list of reasons (liked by _ynln, saaa_bo, p1rateking_luffy)

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priv.ynn: blocking him on this acc so he doesn't see this but omg this is so cute, koala caught him trying to buy gifts for me <333

ace: yo wtf why isn't he getting me prada 🤨

ace: ALSO WHAT DID HE BUY DAMN THAT BAG IS HUGE

↳ priv.ynn: IDK I RLLY WANT TO KNOW

lalalakoala: you guys are so cute together it makes me want to die 🥱

lovenami: DAMNN GIRLY UR SO LUCKY (liked by priv.ynn)

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saaa_bo: public service announcement: my gf is the best. i love her sm. she is so beautiful, i am so lucky to be hers <3

tagged: _ynln

p1rateking_luffy: HEHE my future sister in law is so pretty (liked by ace, p1rateking_luffy)

↳ _ynln: AWWW LUFFY YOU'RE SO SWEET LOVE U 💕💕

_ynln: SABO STOP

_ynln: YOURE MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN YOU IDIOT 🤓💖

↳ saaaa_bo: does this mean i won the boyfriend application?

↳ _ynln: there was no competition 💪

nicorobin: pretty girl

↳ saaaa_bo: i agree ☝️

↳ _ynln: YOU GUYS STOP IT IUBWVCEI

lalalakoala: think u feel lonely? spend the night third wheeling these guys and see how u feel then 💀💀

↳ _ynln: KOALA WE TRIED SETTING YOU UP W SO MANY PEOPLE YOU'RE JUST PICKY

↳ lalalakoala: 🥱🥱

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_ynln: top scoring appplicant 1️⃣

tagged: saaaa_bo

saaaa_bo: pretty woman

saaaa_bo: hell yeah 💪🔥🔥

ace: yn check ur dms i sent u uggo photos of sabo as a kid

↳ _ynln: LMFAOOO???

↳ saaaa_bo: ACE YOU'RE LITERALLY PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL

↳ saaaa_bo: ALSO I WAS NEVER AN UGLY KID

↳ ace: sorry couldn't hear that over that tooth gap of urs 🥱

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY ACE

↳ saaaa_bo: 😐

↳ _ynln: HAHAHA NOOOO SABO WAS SO CUTE ‼️

↳ ace: everyone she's being held at gunpoint (liked by _ynln)

↳ saaaa_bo: 😐😐

blackleg.sanji: NOOOOOO

blackleg.sanji: gotta respect sabo for treating you well gorgeous queen (liked by saaaa_bo)

lalalakoala: omg im literally gonna have to block u

#luffy x reader #one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #one piece smau #one piece imagine #one piece fluff #smau #sanji x reader #one piece headcannons #ace x reader #sabo x reader #zoro x reader #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro x reader #sabo x y/n

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