Hizashi Yamada (pro hero Present Mic) has a mustache for any or all of the following reasons.
> To hide scars. Acne can be brutal. (angst/ sewn mouth/ muzzle)
> To make up for his lacking eyebrows. Teeny eye hats= tiny expressions, add some mouth hair to help the face talk.
> Trans Hizashi wanted to relish in finally being able to grow face hair, but beards were too much hassle.
>To twirl mischievously whenever he could.
> In an attempt to keep his hero life and home life separate. The mustache is fake, he takes it off at night when he lets his hair down. He was inspired by those ridiculous glasses with the nose and mustache.
>ANGST/CRACK: It was his way of trying to confess to being a traitor. He grew it out when his life went off the rails, and he became "evil" Mic.
> It was a quirk accident. He tried shaving it off only for it to regrow immediately. He was going to get it fixed, but Shota complimented it, and now it's forever.
> He had a full goatee while interning in Canada. It was an attempt to keep some warmth on his face in the cold winter. When he came back to Japan he felt naked without SOMETHING so he kept the mustache.
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BNHA- Villain!Mic AU: Rumour Has It- Aizawa Shota (Preschool Teacher Extraordinaire)
Put Your Hands Up!
There is a rumour that has spread through the Shizuoka Prefecture. Is whispered across grocery store isles, passed on park benches, in the waiting rooms of community centres, and library storytimes.
Rumour has it that if your child has trouble controlling their quirk and your at your wits end Aizawa Shota and the Happy Cat preschool over in Musutafu is what you need. There is no kid, no matter how volatile, that he can't get through to. And you don't have to worry about having to pay an arm and a leg to get your kid on a waiting list to see a quirk councillor who's only advice will be 'You just have to try harder,' and a list of even more expensive quirk suppressing equipment.
Mr. Aizawa doesn't believe in that sort of think anyway. Rumour has it that a little boy with a mental quirk showed up in his class one day, years ago now, muzzled and he had let those guardians of his have it.
'If you treat a kid like a villain you're going to end up with a villain, that's just logic.' I what Mr. Aizawa says.
He doesn’t discriminate. And the Mutant quirk demographic loves him for that. He even got those cricket friends of his to retrofit the preschool building to be more accommodating of kids with more physically altering quirks.
He’s a good man and a bit of a looker if rumours right. At least he looks cute in his cat print apron. A bit clumsy though is the bruises and bandages he come in to work with are any indication.
And kids just love him once they get used to him. It’s good to have a strong calm presence around to support them kids need someone like that.
His own pair of kids (you know the blond and the green haired one that are always around?) are a bit on the rambunctious side though he seems to keep them in line well enough. (The blonde is a bit better with them than the green haired on is but that's alright).
His, ah, gentleman friend is a little … odd and a little on the loud side, but he seems to mean well. And he always comes prepared to entertain the little ones with a light show and his strange noisemakers. But he seems to be a good one. Hopefully, he’ll be able to keeps Mr. Aizawa from getting himself injured.
Or, Aizawa had no idea of the power of word of mouth advertising when he took over Happy Cat Preschool and has no idea that he has such a large fan base of parents and ex-students. Meanwhile, once Mic finds out about Erasers day job and becomes a more integrated part of his life he is just here loving how good his darling nemesis is with kids~ (and secretly plotting against any of the parents who dare flirt with him).
And Aizawa is just like…
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Did a prompt lmao
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“End of the line, Mic.” Thankfully. God, Shouta’s been chasing this guy for years. Literally since he debuted as a hero. The first time he met Present Mic, public nuisance number… well, not one, and not public cause he’s only out at night and no one knows who he is, but he’s up there. Anyway, Shouta quite literally met him on his first solo patrol. And, even as he’s been a hero for 5 years, even as been chasing this guy for 5 years, he somehow hasn’t even gotten this close to the capturing the villain before.
God, his sunglasses and hairstyle are even uglier up close.
“I can’t believe you have all the villain lines,” Mic groans, leaning as far away from Shouta as he can. Considering he’s quite literally tied up in Shouta’s capture scarf and can barely move, it isn’t very far.
“Just- what the hell are you doing?” Shouta asks bluntly. Seriously, he’s wanted to ask that since the beginning. Mic does the weirdest shit! Once, he robbed a jewelry store at gun point and made a point to only steal a penny! Then he returned the penny! Not to mention, sometimes he does stuff that gets dangerously close to vigilantism. Minus the, you know, murder that those instances sometimes end in.
“Huh?” And he’s confused. Well, at least that makes two of them.
“Your grand plan, your end goal, your… whatever you’re executing.” Mic looks at him, incredulous. Well, there has to be a reason for the bullshit Mic does, right? Like no one would just do that for the hell of it! Right? Mic’s eyes widen in realization before they narrow, a smirk playing onto his face.
“Oh, yeah, don’t worry! I’ve got a whole speech that details my evil plan! It has a lot of moving parts, like a Ruby Goldberg Machine, and the meat of it, the real answer to your question of what the hell I’m doing, is right next to ‘I don’t have an evil plan, idiot!’” Shouta blinks, more than just slightly shocked. He… doesn’t have an evil plan? He was literally just doing that stuff just to do it? Not to further some goal?
“Then… you had no reason? Not even just some noble cause that you just tried to fulfill in a not so noble way?” Shouta double checks, because there has to be something. There has to! There’s no way-
“Correct! Got bored, y’know?” Holy fucking shit. He really does do this bullshit just for the hell of it.
“Got bored- that isn’t how villainy works! What about-“ Mic groans loudly, interrupting Shouta.
“Oh my god, shut UP! I never said I was one of those villains you’d see in those overrated, dry as hell movies! Hell, I’m not even pressed for money! I am, quite literally, just bored!” Ok, what kind of selfish bastard would do that? What kind of person would go out of their way to... well, he mostly just mildly inconveniences people, but it’s still a shitty thing to do because you’re bored! God, this guy needs a hobby.
“But what about your acts of technical vigilantism? What about the people you murdered? Was that just because you were bored?!” Shouta demands, tightening his scarf slightly. Mic rolls his eyes.
“I never said it was a healthy way of dealing with boredom! But the healthy ways didn’t work, so I had to try more creative approaches!” Mic argues. Oh, this is more than just “unhealthy”. Retail therapy is unhealthy. This is madness.
“Those are dead people! On your hands!” Well, Shouta isn’t too mad about those. They were all people... well, he can’t say they deserved it out loud, but he can definitely think it. But he’s still pissed!
“Well, the world’s better off without them! And I only ever killed the boss types, so!” Mic retorts, sticking out his tongue. God, this guy is so childish!
“Oh, cause that’s so much better than just killing everyone you think deserves it!” Shouta retorts, tugging on his scarf just to watch the guy stumble. Mic really gets under his skin, and it’s giving him frown lines. At 24!
“To be fair, most of those guys would’ve ended up killing more people afterwards if I hadn’t killed them, jail time be damned. Pun unintended, of course!” Mic exclaims with a falsely cheerful smile on his face that makes Shouta want to punch him. Again.
“Are you messing with me?! God, no wonder we couldn’t catch you! We thought you were some super genius mastermind, and in reality you’re just a fucking child!” And isn’t that embarrassing? This immature brat has been running circles around Shouta for years. Fuck!
“Well, I’ve also befriended a lot of underground heroes, so that definitely helped me not get caught!” Mic says with a grin. Shouta stare at him. What?!
“You what?!” He shouts. Mic... he’s a villain! He’s not a vigilante! Underground heroes shouldn’t like him! Mic sighs and rolls his eyes.
“I’ve literally killed less people than most heroes have.” Okay, so he has a point. But still! “Yeah, it’s still a shitty thing to do and I’m still a murder who deserves jail, but some heroes deserve worse than that!”
“Fuck you,” Shouta hisses. Mic snorts.
“No, I don’t think I will,” he fires back. Shouta groans.
“Fuck off!” He exclaims. Mic laughs.
“Well, I’m trying!” He says. Shouta glares at him.
“I’m taking you to the police,” he states, tightening his grip on his scarf to drag Mic towards the nearest police station. Mic stumbles at Shouta’s first tug, but keeps grinning. Because of course he does.
“Oh, how bad do you think my boredom will become in jail? I mean, I can and will set up a whole criminal network from jail if I’m bored enough!” He teases. This guy literally said he deserved jail, what the fuck?! Like... okay, yeah, Shouta can see him doing that, but still!
“This isn’t up for debate!”
“Everything’s up for debate if your debate partner is still talking!” Wow, this guy SUCKS!
“So you’ll shut up if I shut up? Is that what you’re saying?” Shouta tries. Because if that works, then he will literally never speak again. That’s now much he hates listening to this guy.
“Very much not what I’m saying, but I don’t mind you shutting up!” Oh, what an ass! “But I do have a tip for you.” Shouta pauses, turning to study Mic. He’s given people tips before. Almost all of them were legit, so this might actually be serious. Or it could be something childish and annoying. Whatever, hero work is about taking risks.
“A tip? What kind of tip?” He asks, eyes narrowed. Mic better not be lying.
“One on a villain! And it’s a juicy one, too!” Mic teases. Shouta sighs and rolls his eyes.
“Well, spit it out,” he demands. Mic’s eyes glimmer.
“Check someone’s pockets before typing them up!” Um. What?
“Wait, what?” The scarf falls off Mic in pieces and he sprints off. How… how did he even break that?! Even with the proper knife, it takes a lot of strength to get through Shouta’s scarf! Strength Shouta didn’t realize Present Mic had! “Oh, fu-“
“Bye, Eraserhead! See ya later! You got close this time, I’ll admit!” Mic shouts with a wave before he grabs ahold of a nearby fire exit to pull himself on. Shouta snaps out of his stupor, but it’s too late. Mic’s already disappeared. Again. Shit!
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