bakugou would eat fruit like an absolute child. like,, imagining him w a whole mango in his hands, fully peeled but instead of cutting it into pieces he just,,, fucking, devours it. he bites of huge portions and occasionally wipes his mouth with the back of his wrist and that just smears it more over his face. and and and,,, the mango juice is spiling down his arm and he just grumbles and LICKS IT OFF like the animal he is lmaooooo. he leaves NOTHING to waste. he sucks the whole seed dry, all the fruit and the little stringy parts.
if u ever make fun of him he wouldn’t even hesitate to rub his sticky fingers all over YOUR face too, like an asshole ahahahaa
carlos oliveira is the type of man who will place pillows on your knees and hold your hair out of your face so you can be comfortable gagging on his cock. carlos groans how good you are taking him, how good you are for him (though you cant fit him entirely in your mouth). and when he loses control, HE MOANS IN PORTUGUESE and snaps his hips against your mouth
The 1990s. It was the best of times, it was the best of times...
Ahh... the 90s. What a time to be alive. People often throw around the phrase "Halycon Days", but believe you me, the 90s was the real Halyconian deal. It was a time of peace, prosperity. Simpler times, you may say, awash with simple pleasures, the promise of "The World Wide Web", and a little start-up called Starbucks. People thought Furbies were spying on them, AOL Instant Messenger revolutionized the way we communicate, and Alanis Morissette wrote a hit song, "Ironic", which misunderstood irony. It was the golden era of the shopping mall, in which parents purchased exciting new electrical goods in the latest fruitless attempt to heal their gaping spiritual void, as teens on skateboards, with tufts of hair sprouting through their backward-facing caps, loitered around outside blowing gum and wearing black t-shirts with skulls on them.
For reasons unbeknownst to us, #the 1990s is trending, and we are here *clap* for *clap* it *clap*. *ouch*
man since i have had any cats at all i have wanted three cats. and i have three cats. anddddd it rules. and they are all. very healthy and very loved and. what! a blessing. i love u my kitties..........................
howdy, super enjoying clanmew day! hope its not bothersome but I wanted to pop in and talk about two of my ocs' name translations-
thunderchase > krrakapaoha
"thunder will-travel", better translated as "will seek out thunder", in reference to her bold daring attitude - it's supposed to evoke the image of running directly into a storm! her name could also be translated as stormchaser or thrillseeker. the boldness of her name is in contrast to her sister's name, which is...
pickerelstripe > kishkiseek
(kishki is a claymew word shhh) "chain pickerel with thick stripes". could also be translated as.... uh, pickerelstripe. her name's supposed to be rather dull, especially next to her sister, which plays into some major self-worth issues - it doesn't help that their dad's the leader and christened them with these names.
theres some other fun names I have too but a lot of them involve my own words and i'd feel bad flooding your inbox with stuff from my dialect aha
No no feel free to go on, I love everyone who's submitted a dialect and it's good to see you around. Chop up snippets of your lore and send them in as like... "tidbits" and I'll shout out your sideblog every time, if you'd like. I need to fix up the masterpost tonight to bring more attention to the specific blogs that run their own, btw, thinking out loud.
GO LOOK AT THEIR DIALECT, Claymew, on their sideblog @pickerelstripe
But anyway! Onwards!
Pickerel isn't here in the UK, but there is a very similar sort of flower. Pickerel is a US waterplant, with a rising purple flower that pokes above the surface of the water, but in the UK, there is the very special,
THIS IS ITS ACTUAL NAME,
Smartweed.
[ID: A picture of the real, actual, existing plant, smartweed. It is a clustered, corncob-like pink flower that rises on a stalk out of the water.]
It's also called amphibious bistort, which Clan cats agree with. It's from the same cultural "classification" of flowers as bistort, hyacinth, and loosestrife. At some point I would like to make a "clan culture" guide to how they sort flowers, but for now, the words to know are these;
Tower (Flower) = Swahr
A generic term for a tall, compound flower or several flowers that grow around a central point, usually without thorns (which excludes teasel by definition). Typically purple or pink.
Smartweed (Polygonum amphibium) = Yarpow
A semi-aquatic flower which can count as a "reed" in Clanmew. A welcome, beloved pop of pink at the waterside, though Clerics occasionally grapple with a recurring falsehood that burning it will make a cat smarter. It doesn't. It just causes smoke inhalation. Where does the falsehood come from? RiverClan perpetuates the rumor as a mean joke against other Clans.
Word comes from Brain + Light Pink (the color 'blush', in Clanmew).