The last 25 minutes of the first episode end with a college flashback of scott pilgrim and wallace wells having gay uncensored sex

i love the lesbian couple that lives near my parent's work. they are super nice and they live in a farm with nine dogs and over fifteen cats (not an exaggeration). im pretty sure one of them was in a cult when she was younger. they're both butch and one of them says she doesn't see gender for anyone ever, only presentation and pronouns. she still uses the word lesbian to herself because she thinks it sounds cool. all animals in their farm are rescues. they have more coconut trees that they can account for so everytime we visit they shove coconut at us and we leave with at least ten in our car because they literally don't know what to do with that much coconut. their existence fills me with hope

i used to check your horoscope too, even though neither of us believed in it. just wanted to see if there was a world in which the stars had painted us both happy at the same time. mine for today tells me to look out for interesting facts.

here is one: there used to be an island called sandy island, off the coast of AU. no one knew much about it. when researchers went out to find it, they discovered it had never existed. in 2012, after a hundred years on maps - it was removed.

something about this. something about laying down and looking up at the sky and saying - nothing really changed, but i felt something move.

The Berenstain Bears not being Jewish is like learning Weird Al isn't Jewish. Like yeah no one told me he was so maybe it was problematic to assume that about the curly-haired comedian from suburban Los Angeles with an Eastern European name & at least one song sung in Yiddish, but also not it wasn't and what do you mean he's not

diversity win! goreswine the ravager is nonbinary!

the person who made the big chungus song is going to be on rupauls drag race

nat’s 18th century blorbo

One of our littles’ job is to “fix it” (their words)

This means that when someone is in a bad mood? They fix it (give them rocks)

If someone is venting to us? They fix it (give them rocks)

If someone is happy or excited? celebrate! (give them rocks)

If someone is sharing stuff with us? celebrate! (give them rocks)

when I haven't watched velvet goldmine in more than four weeks I start to get withdrawal symptoms

I think a lot of mcd's issues could be fixed with cannibalism

you're really gonna fuck with me? im mutuals with the official moral orel puppet on instagram. do. not. mess. with. me.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a hardened and bitter 45-year-old man of ambiguous morals who sips whiskey at the end of a smokey bar at 3 a.m.

Special addition boss coffee made in commemoration of Saejima and Baba's time in the snowy mountain village :o!!

FUN CANADA FACT!

Did you know most Canadians have their own unique government assigned sin? They're not supposed to tell anyone what it is though, for security reasons.

don’t you hate it when someone keeps calling you and your friends and when you answer they just say threatening things??

trans person: im trans

society: ok

curtis rx: ladies and gentlemen boys and ghouls step right up.behimd this curtain lies a ghastly concoction of delight whore fantasy and terror your ev