I'm begging you to reread TFOTA and think after every sentence which leaves Cardan's mouth that he CANNOT LIE.
And I'm not talking about our basic stuff like "You want to hear me scream." "Yes I do and maybe one day I will.", but more about basic stuff he pops out, like when the folk was eating Snardan he was just like "I always new I taste delicious." Sir, what?
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Jude: *walks into the room*
Oak: She's covered in blood again. Why is it she's always covered in blood?
The Roach: Well, it looks like it’s her own blood this time.
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oriana to oak in tpt
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✨Jude and Cardan enjoy marriage.✨
Jude is already 26 years old 🗡️👑
But we know Jude is taking care of himself to avoid having a baby.
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blue
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“the folk adore cardan, and they’re terrified of my sister. two excellent things.”
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UM....
I AM SCREAMING
A CARD GAME
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TFotA is a comedy actually
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'that spoiled snake boy and his mortal concubine'
- oh you just know Cardan would tattoo this on his ass
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enemies to lovers be like
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them: are you okay?
me: *weeping, cradling body* someone tell me jurdan is real. please. *weakly* someone.
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Cardan using the ring he stole from Jude to marry her:
Oak discretely proposing to Wren by slipping his ring onto her finger to make it look like they were already proposed:
Greenbriar men 🤝 proposing/marrying their significant others in chaotic ways using tricks the Roach taught them
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Jack of the Lakes - The Kelpie
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