Aaron: Ha, this guy's name is Bernard. That's one of the worst my-parents-are-rich names I've ever heard. Kai: Your parents named you Aaron, you don't get to judge. Aaron: What's wrong with Aaron? Kai: What's not wrong with Aaron? *Kai looks at camera* Kai: I have no opinion whatsoever on his name, I just wanted to give him a complex. He was getting too comfortable.

Your body could build my grave, with leather and lace. You take all my breath away, with that face. Cause she's drop dead gorgeous, I think she knows it. I think she knows it... But if she ever left, I would just drop dead.

I animated Ashoakmaple's art of Tori and Ezra from Annette Marie's The Guild Codex! Song: Drop Dead Gorgeous by Voilà, perfectly recommended by this podcast!

If you love:

monster of the week

found families

boys being dumbass lovable boys

the main character actually being relatable and not secretly superhuman stomping her way into the world of magic cause she's just that stubborn and broke

healthy relationships

books that feel like a really good fanfic, not from tropes, but cause the author doesn't think they're better or smarter than you

that sweet, sweet canadian content

I am BEGGING you to read The Guild Codex books.

Tori: Stop being overdramatic. Zak, descending from the ceiling, surrounded by mist: I don't know what you mean.

Going through "The Guild Codex" again...

...Tori really said, "Is anyone going to adopt this druid as a little brother?" and didn't wait for a response.

Tori: If you found out you have one day left to live, what would you do with it? Ezra: Say goodbye and mend my relationships. Zak: Something illegal. Kai: Accept my fate. Aaron: I would message 10 people on Facebook saying if they didn't forward this message to 10 people, I would die tomorrow.

Those green eyes fixed on me, boring through my skin. “You want me to leave?” “Of course not, but this isn’t your guild. You need to take care of yourself.” “And you won’t care if I leave?” “No. It won’t change anything between us, promise.” A muscle in his jaw ticked as he studied me, lines of tension around his mouth. After a long moment, he gave a short nod. “Understood.”

Bawling my eyes out right now!

The Guild Codex: Spellbound Sims and CC List

CC List: Tori: Hair: Estelle Hair | Patreon Freckles: The Sims Resource - Freckles N02 Sweater (Party): Maxis Match Set "GWEN" | MS | Mary Sims on Patreon Ezra: Facial Scar: Mod The Sims - Facial Scars Eye Overlay/Blind Left Eye : Sim File Share - Filehosting for Simmers (From this post: Blind Eye Overlays Two Eye Overlay Base Game... | ♥Teanmoon♥ (tumblr.com)) Hair: sebastian hair | Patreon Aspiration: Sims 4 'Active' Aspiration | marlynsims on Patreon Aaron: Hair: The Sims Resource - #63 - Male Hairstyle - Sims 4 Freckles (Same as Tori’s): The Sims Resource - Freckles N02 Kai: Jacket: The Sims Resource - T-Shirt With Leather Biker Jacket

“The Crow and Hammer has a poor reputation. We’re casual, disorganized, irreverent, and disobedient. Our ranks are filled with outcasts and former rogues. But every member of this guild brings something special to the table. We have some of the strongest mages, the most skilled sorcerers and alchemists, and the rarest psychics in the city. And none of us tolerate losing.”

“Don’t hit first,” Ezra murmured.

“But always hit back. And we hit damn hard.”

Three mages and a margarita

Spoilers for Spellbound 3

Tori on Reddit: Am I the AH for accidentally bringing my friend back to his criminal mafia family?

accidentally spoiled myself for who tori ends up with in the guild codex series and now i dont know if i wanna continue 

Aaron: We adopted Ezra a few years ago.

Tori: I suspected that because he doesn't look like either of you.

I just finished the guild codex: spellbound series and am completely feral about it

Kai: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeves Ezra: I think you meant 'cards' Aaron: He did not Kai, pulling out knives: I did not

Zora and Felix

Zora, the petite blond vampire hunter with a penchant for big-ass weapons, wore leather pants and a tank top, and strapped to her back was a sword that should be called Skull Crusher. It was probably called Skull Crusher. That’s what I was calling it from now on. At her side was Felix, her husband and the guild’s third officer. He carried a backpack instead of a sword, and with his thick glasses and a comb-over to hide his receding hairline, he just … yeah. Officer or not, he was nowhere near as daunting as his wife.

I need an origin story!!

Credit: @ashoakmaple

My eyebrows climbed toward my hairline. Ah. Kai’s playboy status had baffled me—he wasn’t outgoing or even flirtatious—but now I got it. He attracted women with the oldest trick in the book: disinterest.

Three mages and a margarita