love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

of course it did 😭💖 (x)

Had some ideas for a Solver flesh-based fankid for them (using the arrow creature Uzi made for reference). Had to set this in my existing parent AU since I've already poured a lot of thought into that. I would imagine that she looked like a blob with an eye when she was born, and then shifted her body over the years to approximate what her parents look like. So she has the drone shape to her with Solver flavoring.

(Also lowkey wondering if maybe the hook on the tail should come out from underneath instead since the needle on Disassembler tails comes out from underneath. Idk she might look a little too demon-ish and wondering if a retake on the tail tip would help things)

YAAAAAY TIS THE SEASON! if you want a little sketch commitchke and also do a little good for an awesome org ☝️☝️☝️

@kachikirby has poked me enough to draw this guy so she can draw him with her Sieg and Freya so HERE HE IS. THE BANE IN CHIFFON'S SIDE. and also potentially a new friend for Nova?

we'll get to that eventually.

notes on Polari:

like Chiffon, he's half-Astral (half-Pengy in his case, hence the coloration and bird feet). unlike Chiffon, since Pengy don't have their own magical way of reproduction, Dedede and Meta had to use a Nova to wish on.

he's about a teenager age-wise, was born when Kirby and Fluff engaged and was Nova's age when Chiffon was born. yes, he's about as tall as Kirby already and he's got more growing to do. he's gonna end up bigger than his astral dad

his wings are covered in short smooth feathers and not fit for flight (thanks to Dedede's Pengy genetics) - at least within planetary atmosphere. he'd fly in space tho, since they make him an excellent swimmer.

feathers have partially changed to his adult coloration, so a couple more molts should even out the color. for now he's kinda marbled

the alula which for astrals is a proper thumb is underdeveloped for now and would be hidden under feathers if they were any longer

yes he lifts.

skilled with swords, hammers and polearms, uses staff as an everyday weapon. his favorite weapon, however, is a poleaxe, and he can switch to it when needed because...

HE'S GOT ICE BREATH BABY. i HC Dedede to be a Pengy after all, and explain his lack of Ice ability (along with him being able to change his kit nearly on the fly with various possessions) with him having magical hyperconductivity - a disorder/defect in one's magical makeup that strips them of their natural elemental affinity, but instead grants them affinity of their environment. (A Burning Leo or a Hothead with that condition upon being put into oceanic environment for a prolonged time would suddenly find itself spewing water instead of fire, for example.) Polari, however, does NOT suffer from the same condition, meaning he's got a built-in Ice ability he can use however he wants. which means ICE. FUCKING. HATCHET.

yes he's bi (once he starts realizing that oops girls are hot AND boys are hot) keep scrolling

Chronic shipper brain disease aside, my greatest hope for the HD re-releases of AJ, DD, and SoJ is that it reels in some more naruodo enjoyers / tolerators.

Not shippers, per say (although that would be nice), but at least people who see their fun broken-but-then-mended hero worship dynamic across all three games,

look at the fan art and fan fics made about it, and go, “It may not be my thing, but I get the appeal,” instead of picking up their metaphorical pitchforks because of an 11-year age difference between two unrelated adults who met as adults.

i screenshotted and discussed it bc those additions were made by real people like ppl with verifiable real blogs with selfies and everything and their additions were the most shared…? i was complaining about ppl saying a protest against genocide was instead about bottom surgery bc that is fucked to say..? “ur falling for trolls” i specifically cropped those users names out bc they were both actual ppl not trolling at all and being serious in the belief, why is it more likely to u that im just speaking out bc im a transphobe instead of a brown person bothered that a popular post i kept seeing on my dash had real users being 100% serious implying aaron self imolated to protest the military not covering bottom surgery omfg i didn’t decide to spread awareness i was upset that a post already blowing up all over my dash was implying a protest about genocide wasn’t about genocide

I'm only halfway though Hbomberguy's new video and I dont know if this is a universal experience but my main horrified takeaway from hbomb's plagiarism video so far is that one of my highschools TAUGHT AN ENTIRE CLASS OF 13 YEAR OLDS TO PLAGIARISE. LIKE, ON PURPOSE.

I ended up moving to a much better highschool, but my first highschool essentially taught us to "write" essays by reading what someone else had written and then write what they said again but putting it "into your own words". Which in practice was teaching us to change, for example, "the works of Shakespeare were regarded by many as the first popular art form" to "Shakespeare's plays have been said by some to be the first example of popular media". One teacher actually told us that the process of writing an essay was "saying what the people you've researched have said, in a way where it sounds like you said it".

Like. The tactics that actual plagiarists use to hide the fact that they were stealing. An actual teacher tried to teach me to do that.

did our microwaving pizza post just low-key blow up? I haven’t seen it since it had like 70 notes

its YOUR microwaving pizza post its your child take it please

:o… may I rq… either snowball x winner or profily x paintbrush :D? You don’t have to do both lol

the silliesss (i hope this is the right paintbrush lol)

Rome: I have better weapons, stronger armor and dozens of soldiers. And what do you have?

Dacia: Focus, commitment and sheer fu🦆king will. And this sword I just found.

goddamn, i keep finding issues with mtb that i need to complain about. one of the things that differs between my old writing and my current writing is the fact that i didn't write nearly enough paragraph breaks in my earlier works. like, this was one paragraph in chapter one, but i broke it down into 7 parts bc paragraph breaks should happen whenever there's dialogue from another character, or more relevant to this example, whenever there's a topic change or a new thought expressed. maybe my paragraph breaks are a little excessive, but i think it's MUCH preferable to the mishmashed ao3 version and it helps add emphasis where i need it to be.

Eridan stimboard with some gold and marine stuffs please :3?

- @iassignpeoplehomestucktrolls

oh yeah i can do that (said while shaking at incredible speeds like a chihuahua being handed a whole steak)

👀 GLEAM!!!!! please tell me more about gleam i LOVE glee scream aus and how different they can be –hevanderson

OMG YESSS I LOVE SCREAM AUS FOR ANYTHING. they’re so fun. i talked a lot so i’m putting it under a read more just in case!!

okay my favorite scream movie is scream 5 so it’s primarily inspired by that one (i’m sure you can guess why. my tamber phase was so insane. i love lesbians). it’s not exactly alike but that was my main starting point for this au LOL

anyway so. the main cast/relationships for this au are: quinn & santana (best friends.. kind of), rachel & finn (dating), brittany (dating santana ofc), mercedes & sam (both single! but mercedes kinda likes quinn and sam??? idk yet), and i’m thinking like. i wanna include tina, puck, and artie. i just haven’t really figured out exactly how they’ll be in it/what their roles will be 💀 but i do know that artie def has a crush on brittany? he’d be kind of like wes but less weird because him and puck have some straight boy yaoi situation going on icl. And then obviously klaine!!! is there too 🫵

sooo for quinn & santana i think they’d be the ghostfaces!! and honestly as a duo, i think they’d balance the kill/call life because they’re both very skilled in both departments if that makes sense. like i think it’d mostly come down to whether or not one of them have more of a problem with their victim or not, because otherwise i think quinn would prefer phone calls whereas santana would prefer handling the kills. they’re best friends in this universe as well, but they’re similar to mindy and amber in my eyes where they kinda act like they hate each other/they argue a lot (just as quinntana does in the show 😭 you know) but everyone knows they’re just messing around and simply have diff view points etc etc. they fake accuse each other a lot to solidify that they don’t even trust anybody much less e/o (even though it’s THEM. you know.) so that they seem wayyy less guilty than they really are. basic stuff. also brittany’s another ghostface i forgot to mention but mostly i think she’d be like back-up. like she’d keep watch kind of. does that make sense. the whole 3 ghostface thing always has that one fake-out ghostface that ends up ACTUALLY being a ghostface too and it confuses everybody. so that’s basically what she is here.

(oh also i debated on having one of the ghostfaces be mercedes but i think she’d fit more of a tatum type of character. but she’d survive is the thing LOL.)

ive deliberated over a lot of different options but i think rachel would be the opening kill (quinn’s work 💕💘💗) and then of course finn. like at the same time. probably because they were hanging out together.

thennnn everyone would be on edge! quinn would be picking fights with santana now, but just little things. like “how do we know what you were doing last night? we all know how you felt about them both…” to which santana would defend herself with stuff like “you’re one to talk. you didn’t like them either, so how do i know you’re not just pushing the blame onto me?” etc etc stuff like that. brittany would try to stop their argumentss. typical unholy trinity dynamic. blaine would be super anxious about everybody and kurt would be suspicious of people, tina would be really scared and honestly just try to get away from all of it and mercedes would try and stay level-headed about everything but protect herself especially too. (and she’d be concerned about quinn). puck’s the biggest suspect because he’s puck and everything about that is suspicious xx. and artie is there but i haven’t figured out his deal i think he’d be freaked out and sorta just leave the whole group like give up on all of them which may result in him being the second kill actually. because he does what you’re not meant to do: Go Be Alone.

(and since artie kinda likes brittany and he’s sort of in wes’s position in the fifth movie, the second kill result for him kinda makes sense to me)

after finchel and artie are gone i thiiink puck for sure is the biggest suspect. there’s a memorial party for artie obviously and puck’s throwing it 🫵 which doesn’t really help anybody believe that he didn’t do it. and he’s also just being stupid like girl.

once it’s the whole party thing , i think kurt and blaine would go outside and try and chill and then get attacked (killed? unsure guys.), party’s still going on but mercedes noticed that some people are missing so she just tells quinn and then quinn’s faux scared. tells sam probably and sam goes out looking for klaine cause they’re all besties #kublam) and the rest after this i’m still trying to figure out

honestly that’s all i think would happen so far i hope it makes sense?? i had some other ideas but NGL i’m blanking sooooo. anyway. if you have any questions let me know because i do have a vague idea/main points for parts of the story (even ones i didn’t mention) sooo yeah.! i hope you think this glee scream au is cool too:)

ELSPETH COUSLAND, WARDEN COMMANDER OF THE GREY

There is no Ferelden son or daughter alive who does not know the name Elspeth Cousland. Though still walking amongst us in the world today, feat after impossible feat has elevated the Warden Commander's name to the heights of near myth. Like the Dwarven Paragons, Ser Aveline the chevalier, Dane and the werewolves and beloved heroes of old, the Highever woman known simply as Ella to her friends is regaled by taverkeep and teryn alike for her legendary exploits during the Fifth Blight. [template]

[Except from ‘Faces of the Dragon: Figures of Fame and Notoriety Throughout the Dragon Age’ by Brother Genitivi]  

...BIG FEELS AND BIG PLOT DEVELOPMENTS AT THE END OF THAT BOOK, HUH