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mugs-n-cans · 3 days

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Hello again! I was the one that gifted scout the Charlie Brown asbestos shirt and I have returned to give you guys more stupid shirts, this time I got two

Sniper: Ya gifted him what?

Scout: Oh yeah! This thing! [He holds up the shirt].

Sniper: Crikey! Scout, stop holdin’ that. Get rid of it. [Sniper plugs his nose before taking the shirt and tossing it]. We’ll have Doc look at ya later.

Scout takes the new shirts, pulling on the ‘I eat kids’ one: Here ya go, Snipes! [He hands the other one to Sniper].

Sniper: …I didn’t lose my virginity in a Detroit crackhouse.

Scout: And I don’t eat kids! C’mon man, put it on!

[Sniper grumbles before pulling the shirt on].

#mugs n cans #sprite-or-something #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 #tf2 ask blog #speedingbullet #speeding bullet #sniperscout #bullet fanart

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meet-the-courier · 1 day

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Hey there pal, why're yous so handsome?

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textingtroublesanswers · 3 days

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How do the rest of the team interact with Lutz and mishas tots?

Ludwig gives you this face & says, "With supervision."

Mikhail shoves a book into Ludwig's face & pushes him behind himself, "Doktor, don't intimidate guests!"

Ludwig giggles very, very loudly.

"Teammates are like uncles & aunts. Help out with babies, take them on walks, play with them. Are lots of help."

Ludwig sighs, "If only they were lots of help when it came to the Kinder waking us up in the middle of the night. My sleep schedule was almost fixed!"

#Lutz and Misha #Next Generation #tf2 #tf2 ask blog #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #red oktoberfest

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frenchoniontf2 · 10 days

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Maybe, just maybe, Engineer in a dress, please 🙏🥺

I tried my best to make him pretty lmao i need my man in a dress FOR ME!!! RAHHHHH!!!

Extras:

I had an early sketch with a different dress but it didnt work out, and also like a base of the green dress lol

#tf2 engineer #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #engi in a cute silly dress #tf2 #ask blog #ask #tf2 ask blog #yeehaw!

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tf2-ask · 3 months

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DTPA was recently held at our ASK! This is what our artists came up with!

artists: @llamapear

@mrsvalentinefucker1

@chrysxnthee

@docktors-orders

@pyrobean

@vvvetka

@kok-i-s @willedesbetreibers

@merlin-s-tea-fortress

#tf2 ask blog #dtpa

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elegantredsnake · 2 months

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Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.

#tf2 #elegantasks #team fortress 2 #tf2 ask blog #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #askblog #tf2 fanart #tf2 demoman #implied demospy #PLATONIC DEMOSPY.

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its-pauling-here · 1 month

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Ms Pauling if you were to collect anything, what would it be? Or do you already? :]

I'd spend more time making them... if I had time

Ask box is open!

#tf2 #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 ask blog #ask blog #ask #anon #pauling answers #[tell her she did a good job she needs it]

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itsajobnotamentalsickness · 2 months

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U seem like the type of man to go “I’m not gay (lie) but 20 bucks is 20 bucks”

I am not. But, I mean twenty dollars is twenty dollars and I could a lot of candy rope.

#tf2 #tf2 sniper #team fortress 2 #sniper tf2 #team fortress two #tf2 ask blog #itsajobnotamentalsickness #questions for sniper

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were-team-fortress · 12 days

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[does this make up for my absence... shitty pauling art...]

#// mod post #// art #miss pauling #tf2 #ask blog #tf2 ask blog #roleplay blog #roleplay

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onebrighteyedbuilder · 3 months

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Old man believes in love, again.. You two, good luck..!!!

-🕊

Heheh,, I didn't think I had it in me. Thanks a bunch, pardner.. I appreciate ya.

#team fortress 2 #engie asks #tf2 #engineer tf2 #tf2 ask blog #tf2 engineer #askblog #engiespy #espionage tf2 #the engineer is engiqueer

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emotionally-amused-blu-scout · 8 months

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because of your profile picture, no matter what you say i imagine you as a pathetic little kitten (positively)

i’ll meow for ten bucks

#tf2 #tf2 ask blog #blu team #emotionally amused blu scout #emotionally xyz mercs

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mugs-n-cans · 12 hours

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scout what was the best/most heartwarming day of your life

… [He takes in a breath].

When Snipes rizzed me up, NO!!!

When—when he uhm. Busted it down sexual style, AUGHHH WHAT THE SIGMA! [He holds his head in his hands].

Ya guys are goofy ahh! [He is distraught].

#asks n cans #tears rolling down my own face as i type this #sending out an SOS #prognostic-santhanas #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 #tf2 askblog #tf2 ask blog #speedingbullet #speeding bullet #sniperscout

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meet-the-courier · 16 days

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YOU WRITE, THEY FIGHT.

TFI's most wanted mercs are here on standby for YOU. They're busy as HELL but are under LEGAL CONTRACT to do WHAT EVER needs to be done- from mailing your CRAPPY LOVE LETTERS to answering ALL of your INVASIVE and PRODDING questions! You think it- they'll probably have to do it*! Just send an ask to whichever merc! Here's even a sneak peek into some of their history (presented without their knowledge! Fun surprise for you lovely guys!) (*Couriers are subject to responding to asks but responses are not guaranteed to be factual and in any certain time frame. They do still got jobs to do!)

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textingtroublesanswers · 2 days

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Can we hear a bedtime story? Again, it can be any of the mercs, whoever you feel like writing, though I feel like Misha would be particularly good at bedtime stories. He's had practice, 3 sisters and all.(❁´◡`❁)

-🦖

Mikhail rubs his chin & thinks, "Bedtime story? Da, I can do."

"Long, long time ago, there was prince. He was handsomest prince in history of world, loved by all. Many people want his hand in marriage, because he is so beautiful. But prince has secret, he does not want princess or queen to marry, but another prince! Tragedy strikes when cruel, evil queen ask him for hand in marriage. Prince says 'no! You are not one for me!' So, she turns him into stone for eternity!"

"Many, many years pass. Old kingdoms fall, new kingdoms are built. Everyone forget about beautiful prince & evil queen, they are only myths now. But, one day, hunter rides through forest & finds ruins of evil queen's old castle. He goes through these ruins, searching for treasure because he is poor hunter, & any money is good money. He eventually finds statue of handsome prince, & thinks to himself 'what beautiful statue! Such thing could sell for many coins!' You see, hunter does not know prince is not statue, but enchanted. So, he grab prince & decides to take him to nearest town to sell."

"In town, wizard approaches hunter, & tells him 'this statue you have, it is not a statue! It is enchanted person turned into stone!' 'How do I free him?' Asks hunter, & wizard tells him that only love's true kiss can free handsome prince. Hunter asks around town, asks anyone who will listen. 'Please, please, kiss statue, there is person stuck inside stone. Only love's true kiss can save him!' Everyone try, but no one succeed, handsome prince is still stuck in stone. As last effort, hunter stands before prince, & kisses his stone lips. And then woosh! Magic! Stone cracks & from statue emerge handsomest prince! He thank hunter for saving him, & kiss him again, & they..."

Ludwig pops up behind Mikhail, "And they kill everyone in town in cold blood, MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Mikhail snorts & pushes Ludwig away, "No! Bad Lutzenka. They live happy ever after. Handsome prince & his saviour."

"Aww. No murder?"

"No murder," Ludwig drapes himself across Mikhail's shoulders, nuzzling him while pouting, "Ok. Maybe a little murder."

"Yaay!"

#Lutz and Misha #tf2 #tf2 ask blog #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #red oktoberfest #🦖 anon

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frenchoniontf2 · 11 days

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more engineer tummy. now. now i say! i need it (please)!

At your pleasure! MORE ENGINEER TUMMY! MORE ENGINEER TUMMY!!!

And some extra lmaoo (body hair alt and uhh.. me!)

#tf2 engineer #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 #ask blog #tf2 ask blog #tf2 engineer tummy #!!!

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lostmercenaries · 2 months

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i feel so bad for both of them...but i made a good ending of the story here! *he shows a video of both the brothers making up to each other and fight bowser and save peach the best ending mario and lugi are in the spotlight! the mario brothers forever :)*

#tf2 ask blog #tf2 art #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #tf2 fanart #art #artwork #digital art #scout tf2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 #my art

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