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erabu-san · 3 months
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☺️☺️☺️
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seanoridraws · 9 months
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Sumerian Fam
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pettyrgeo · 8 months
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nighty night :3 (1/2)
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quillium · 2 years
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Childe being the boss of a bank while being Absolutely Feral
The Tsaritsa sending Childe, A Boy From The Countryside Who Never Had Any Formal Schooling, to run her bank: This is going to be the funniest thing ever
In Childe’s head, accountants cover everything to do with numbers, so when he’s in doubt, he just assumes someone’s job is “accountant”. This is almost never true. Vlad is a bodyguard, he literally stands outside the bank doors, WHY WOULD YOU THINK HE WAS AN ACCOUNTANT--
Childe: Haha yeah I’m an accountant! Ekaterina, exhausted: You are not. But points for trying.
Childe, very proud: I work at a BANK! Nadia, who knows that Childe basically just fights people without Actually Working and is the office’s baby: That’s right, honey 😊 
Every night Childe gets tutored by someone who does work in the bank on various financial matters and he becomes ridiculously financially savvy even for a twenty-something working in a bank
Childe is crazy good at understanding money if you give it to him in terms of fighting-related things. “Wow, ten of these are worth one Dull Sword!”
Childe who doesn’t understand why people can’t just fish for a living. It’s simple. You find a good cave, set up a fire, and catch fish whenever you’re hungry. His employees are horrified. Childe, is this why you’ve been eating so much fish lately. Childe, are you just catching your own fish despite being one of the most well-paid men alive. CHILDE--
Someone shows up for an appointment with a bank advisor, and Childe, who is HORRIBLY disappointed after learning this truth, pulls them aside and is like, “You know they’re not a fiduciary, right? Banks just want to make money. They don’t actually care about you.” His employees are like. You literally are the boss of this bank can you please stop chasing away business
Childe watching a fisherman about to buy mutual funds or something: “You need to understand that they take a 2% management fee off this, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but in fact if you compare it to products from places that aren’t our bank, you could lose a lot in the long run--”
“Childe banks aren’t a scam” “Okay then explain why Andre the accountant taught me to always be careful about mutual funds with high MERs and then immediately tried to sell that same bad example mutual fund to a client HMMM”
Childe who honestly thinks the concept of money is a scam. Why can’t we just all fish and hunt meat together and share food.
Childe’s employees are ALL scrawny paperwork office job people so they’re like. Childe we can’t. Just hunt down wild boars. That’s primitive and we don’t have muscles.
Childe backseat driving to other people’s financial decisions and they’re like can you please get this twenty year old out of my face while I decide on mortgages. Childe doesn’t even give good advice he’s just really freaking annoying
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enden-k · 1 year
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i forgot there was smth, just logged in and literally was there like
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avemstella · 9 months
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Lyngbakr
The never ending saga of me getting things almost right in my fic, but just a bit off pfft. Though whose to say maybe mystery whale is one of Albedo's brothers, a girl can dream.
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mommalosthermind · 1 year
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WHOEVER HAS BEEN IN CHARGE OF ALHAITHAM’S TEASERS NEEDS TO DO LITERALLY EVER SINGLE VIDEO
I’m DYING
The gossip. The sHADE. The utter insanity. The shenanigans these four get into must be bonkers. give me more drip marketing that showcases the relationships I’m begging you
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makiandcheese · 1 year
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what are the chances that collei has called for her mom in her sleep? after seeing kids with their parents she must've called out for someone in her sleep. I know tighnari would stay up all night just to make sure she sleeps well. cyno would 100% come out of concern for both of them.
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atimefordragons · 2 years
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me @ every npc in sumeru: that’s my cousin, that’s my cousin, that’s my aunt, UNCLEJI, that’s my cousin . . .
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isatoru · 2 years
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hoyoverse u better be hearing twitter loud and clear about these leaks lmao
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erabu-san · 7 months
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Fungus witch, RedRidingHood the Monster hunter and silver werewolf
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yaepyep · 2 years
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My take on cop!Cyno because why not hahaha
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I‘m doing a modern au with sumeru fam trio so expect more of these!!
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pettyrgeo · 9 months
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Rejection, Part 2.
THANK YOU FOR 450 FOLLOWERS ON HERE !!!!!! more of family au soon i love them sososomuch !
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evercelle · 1 year
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oooh can i ask what other genshin fics you've been reading? wld love to know what other characters you've been into :)
a mixed bag, though mostly sumeru characters, as of late! here's a handful to chew on...
here is the house | cynonari, haikaveh, canon-compliant | Tighnari & Cyno through the years. | this prose is a delight to read, with lovely emotional nuance. writing the events up to and through canon archon quest, and the road to becoming a family... ongoing!
A Wanderer Witnesses the Heat Death of the Universe | nahida & scaramouche, post-canon | “And the longer your future lasts, the shorter your past will become, until one day it is but a tiny fraction of your life,” said Kusanali, the Lord of Wisdom. | i really think nahida & scaramouche are possibly the most fascinating characters & relationship mhy has come up with yet. a character study that's marked unfinished
if a tree falls in a forest | nahida & scaramouche, bodyswap | “Whoopsies,” Scaramouche says, and her own voice comes out. “That’s all you’ve got? Whoopsies?” | get to know someone by walking a mile in their shoes, literally!! if you only ever read one scaramouche & nahida fic make it this one. the writer sums up their dynamic as "outdoor cat and their favorite human" which is 100% good and true
The Stars, Eternal | dainsleif & venti | Dainsleif comes every year to put flowers by the Windrise tree. Once, Venti sees him. | written pre-Chasm and interlude quests, i think? immortal beings struggling with mortality (of a sort) is evergreen
cloudburst | ayato/thoma, kamisato fam, yakuza AU | Growing up in the sprawling criminal underbelly of Kobe, Ayato has always known exactly what it means to be the heir of the region's oldest and most established yakuza clan: that he is under constant pressure, constant threat, and the precondition of bearing it all alone. | really nails the dynamics i like the most about ayato & thoma together, and the kamisato family as a whole. unfinished, but the currently published chapters are the complete part 1. gorgeous writing
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enden-k · 11 months
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congrats on ur abyss run! i didnt even know they gave u a little message at the end lol (perpetualy 27 star-er here)
im rlly curious tho, if u dont mind me asking how long did it take?
oh ye it always gives this message when you went through all floors and continue
uhh not too long, first floors are always very fast to do if youre putting effort into doing it quick. i was streaming and fooling around a little, redid one floor twice and enjoyed free haitham whump three times so it was like an hour-ish doing all.
(in the first years i was always very try hard with abyss but rn i just feel tired and old LMFAO so im very chill with it and rlly just mess around and do the barest minimum. basically how i live my life ig)
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walmart-miku · 6 months
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now that I've finished the Fontaine archon quest I need hydro fam shenanigans.
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This is the vibe in the hydro fam. You got neuvillette babysitting a bunch of unhinged children.
And before you come for me about barbara, barb is one incident away from being completely unhinged. My girl is barely holding it together. And nilou is unhinged, shes just good at hiding it. Girl was ready to go to jail in the sumeru quest.
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Furina, barb, and nilou do shows together I take no criticism about this. Xingqiu wrote the shows. Neuvillette and childe fund it.
Xingqiu needs to be put in Fontaine. My boy is literally FAMOUS over there. (On a side note, love how every hydro character is famous. Only exception here is yelan but that's cus she's an undercover agent.)
Furina, xingqiu, and barb would get along like a house on fire. You got 3 art kids together, 1 that can get away with stuff, 1 that's smart, and 1 that keeps the shenanigans from getting too big and getting them into trouble. It is a weekly occurrence that neuvillette gets a call telling him his kids went and did some shit again and he's gotta clean it up.
Also childe. He's like that cool cousin that shows up at your door randomly and is involved in a lot of shady shit, but they can't complain cus childe brings xingqiu all of these rare books and makes sure he comes to all of furina and barbs performances and reads monas astrology column in the steambird every morning.
Barb makes coffee every morning for mona and makes sure mona has a balanced diet.
They have weekly tea time. Everyone shows up. No one misses it. Sometimes wrio is invited.
kokomi and xingqiu can talk for hours about anything. Books, strategy, anything. No one understands what they're talking about. Except for ayato but that's only when it's about strategy
Barbara and sigwinne will also talk about medicine for hours and it's even more difficult to understand those conversations
ayato will spawn randomly, hand someone bubble tea and then disappear. It's his way of saying I love you.
He also jumps jumpscares everyone a lot. Not intentionally but just bc someone runs into him and they haven't seen ayato in a few days and he's got Gucci eyebags and looks ready to fight the Raiden shogun. Also because he's just really quiet when he moves. You don't notice his presence unless he wants you too.
All of the adults spoil furina, xingqiu, and barb rotten. Mona tries her best.
None if them like Jean. They think that Jean doesn't deserve Barb after everything but if barb wants to have a relationship with her then they won't do anything.
Candace has fought off a crowd of crazy fans before. She will do it again.
Candace and childe fight once a month. "To see who deserves a name that starts with C" childe says. The matches always end in a draw.
Neuvillette is a better dad then all of their canon fathers.
Barbara will start singing randomly and nilou will start dancing
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