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Tell us a secret headcanon, if you have one (embarrassing, hot take, thing fandom would dislike etc)
Oh Haladriel/Saurondriel girlies, get ready because you’ll HATE this one. Ready? Ready?
Sauron is bad at sex. He’s spent some hot ages being busy doing evil, receives this random human body and is like “wtf? I have to JERK IT? Like a fucking animal?” He doesn’t liiiiiike it. He wants to be able to focus on evil but now he sees a nice ass and the blood flow isn’t going to his brain like it should! Definitely doesn’t like that either - you see… it’s Sauron… he likes control. What can be worse than losing control in this manner?!
Anyhow, just don’t expect him to be a Marquis De Sade with that attitude 🤷♀️
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5, 6, 17 for the Fic Writer Ask Game!
Hiii <3
5. What’s a fic idea you’ve had that you will never write?
Well I don't know about never, but I have this little thought about older Aragorn and Arwen, that she might regret her choice (despite what Tolkien says). It was brought on by the song lyric "and when the seasons change, will you stand by me? Cause I'm a young man after all" and I just thought about them and I get it, they are cute, but Aragorn is a dick.
6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?
There are a couple fics I read 2-3 times, but I don't think I have a constant "omg must read 1000 times" fic
17. What’s something you’ve learned about while doing research for a fic?
Elvish. I can say "Daddy I've been a bad girl". I am rethinking my life choices 😂😂
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WEIRD ASKS - 1, 3, 4, 22. Yep, we should both be writing. But here we are. Not writing.
We are United in our not writing 😂
1 - Caleb Widogast from Critical Role and Captain Pike from Strange New Worlds. Going back further, I’d probably add Daniel Jackson from Stargate to that list.
3 - No, I don’t leave the windows open. I don’t live on the ground floor but I have had tiny birds in the house before and squirrels trying to get into my student flat so I don’t fancy dealing with any of that again (also, I realise this kind of reads a little Disney princess-ish, the animals just like me!)
4 - Because I’ve been and looked into the water, I’m going to say that the cryptyd I believe in is the Loch Ness Monster (added strange fact, the day I went monster hunting ended up also being the day I first saw the fellowship of the ring and I still remember my initial reaction to that Galadriel transformation scene)
22 - What type of person am I? Weird, anxious, and a bit snarky at times :)
Thank you so much for these!!!! It was nice to remember the Loch Ness trip! :)
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it would be sick if u made an artery patch
u r so right ill get on that asap. why didnt i think of that THANK U <3
#it shoul db the tat tht never happend i think ... thtd b sick#ill work on it tyyyyyyy<3333 hope yr well!! i saw somebirds when i was out a bit ago n totally thought of u but the pics r on my phone not#the computer tht i am on <\3#ev#asks
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Sauron x Galadriel Smut Fic Recs
Saurondriel/Haladriel fics with amaaaazing smut! Some are one-shots others are not. Though honestly, I haven’t read any fics for this pairing with smut that isn’t perfection.
A Stressed Tiding by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks), Irony_Rocks
Summary:
Galadriel offers him an accord.
One night and one day.
shining like a fiery beacon by The_Duchess_of_Fiction
Summary:
Set after the Finale.Galadriel has left Eregion, has ran as far from the Southlands as the map allows.It was fitting that she wanders to where her search for her enemy (her almost) had last ended, on the opposite end of this Middle Earth in the northern wasteland.She doesn’t remain alone in her exile for long.
Mortal Laws by Helholden
Summary:
He closed his eyes and drew in a deep breath, recalling all the scents in the air at once. Separating them in his head was easy, from the daffodils to the Oak trees to the dwindling roses and the crisp, clean splash of fresh water trickling over smooth river rocks that held a brief tinge of salt upon their surface. Other beings took these things for granted for they could barely sense them at times, but he knew their scent with his eyes open or closed, and he could detect their direction in turn.
Even as he held her wrist, keeping the blade from striking him, he could pause long enough to absorb them before using them to his advantage, to slip into her head like a serpent and twist her thought to his own world. As long as he touched her, he could change her perception—and into a dream they fell, a dream much like her childhood in Valinor. For there was no one Galadriel trusted more than her brother, Finrod, and he knew he had to use that against her if he was ever to win over her influence. With calm perception, he took the form of her brother, white-cloaked and humble, one she would not question if she saw with her own eyes.
Takes places during Episode 8: Alloyed. Canon divergence.
A Moment of Wanting by Draconic_Grace
Summary:
One-shot following episode 1x05.
"Come with me," he whispered, "and share with me a moment. A moment of quiet, if you will. Quiet your mind for the dawn that soon rises. Stay with me?"
The First Goodbye by SomeBird
Summary:
Set immediately after Episode 8, Galadriel finds that her foe hasn't left. This is a response to the prompts for an angry reunion that I've received from the lovely readers of my last fic.
Buried in Bone by Invisible_Hand
Summary:
Truly taking on a form was, in no small part, to lose himself in that vessel’s way of perceiving and thinking and feeling: blood and gut and brain were wily and pernicious masters. When he took the form of a bird, he longed for the wind beneath his wings. When he was a mighty wolf, he savored the blood of Elves on his lolling tongue.
How humbling it was to force every bit of his vast and ancient being down, down, until it was trapped inside the bones of a vulnerable human frame, and then expect it to stay there, confined. As if he hadn't already been humbled enough.
When he dove into the water after the Elf, he asked himself why, even as he slipped beneath the surface, as his lungs burned from lack of air, as he risked that last, paltry link to the corporal world for her.
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⭐⭐ PLEASE ⭐⭐
Ahh, SomeBird, my friend!
Regarding the Fanfic Director's Cut ask
When I tell you that I have be MIGHTILY debating what to tell you about this, please believe me. There are many things that I would like to tell you, some of which are plot threads I've been setting up, but have not yet come to fruition.
I have debated going into my work on evolving my own dialect of Black Speech (a temptation that I will resist, see JIRT, you can do it too), explaining my take on magic - specifically Sauron's necromancy, and simply waxing poetic about my cast of uruk supporting characters.
But I think the thing that I actually want to talk about is how my fic ties into mainline LotR canon. Because I think I've managed to sneak in a few things that will explain certain events in later years. For example, there's a blink and you miss it line from Palariel about making a "draught" that heals and gives stamina to those who drink it. She's teaching the uruks how to make it for themselves to carry with them when they must make large journeys. And that same draught is used on Merry and Pippin in The Two Towers. Very plausibly, my story could be construed as "lost history" by the time of the Third Age and there are some other things I have planned to that end which I cannot talk about now.
Thank you for asking!
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Just Let Us Be Three
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/DbmyvVQ
by Coraleeveritas, SomeBird
Currently, Disa’s face was smushed somewhere in Elrond’s right armpit while her arm and leg were thrown over him. Durin’s whole head was on his chest, and he was still snoring lightly, his limbs similarly all over him. Who needs a blanket with these two?
Words: 2130, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of The Nossë-Verse
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Elrond Peredhel, Durin IV (Tolkien), Disa (The Rings of Power)
Relationships: Disa (The Rings of Power)/Durin IV (Tolkien), Durin IV/Elrond Peredhel, Disa (The Rings of Power)/Elrond Peredhel, Disa (The Rings of Power)/Durin IV (Tolkien)/Elrond Peredhel, Galadriel | Artanis/Halbrand (The Rings of Power) (mentioned)
Additional Tags: love is love, ethical non-monogamy, Consensual Non-Monogamy, Polyamory, Cuddling & Snuggling, Don’t ask Gal for tips on how to be quiet, Elrond doesn’t need a blanket when he’s got Durin and Disa, Introversion, Cute Kids, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Once A Lawyer Always A Lawyer, Valentine’s Day, Tumblr TROP Valentine’s 2023, Day 1 - OT3
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/DbmyvVQ
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SomeBird Theorizing About Ghosts and Magic in the Crossover (ft. some D&D logic) (In a submission instead of an ask because character limit): So, ghosts can’t really be hurt by conventional means, so some people, like the Fentons, have to use whatever kind of paratech to get rid of them. The resident magic users have only a slightly easier time. Ghosts, like most undead, are probably vulnerable to holy magic, if that exists. But being usually incorporeal, they are difficult to target with anything other than the equivalent of force damage, aka pure magical energy. So magic users have to resort to brute force overpowering ghosts. Which is very difficult, not to mention impractical, because it is one for one, and ghosts are usually very powerful. Haven’t watched DP, so I am not really sure how accurate this is, but I like speculating.
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I mean yeah basically!
So like. Sure you can hit a Ghost with any old object. But the problem comes from 1.) General durability and 2.) They can go intangible and dodge your attack. Magic has an easier time, but not the best.
So it kinda works on Pokemon Rules. Ghost is effective against Ghost. The Fentons use Ectoplasm and Ecto-Energy to make their tech, putting them back on equal ground with the Ghosts.
Holy Stuff is..... Complicated.
Holy Items/Magic are only as effective as both parties believe they are.
So an Athiest can't pull out a crucifix and have any effect on the Ghost unless the Ghost is a devout Christian. Same with the reverse of a Christian using the Crucifix and the Ghost/Vampire/whatever going "ha bitch I'm Jewish!".
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Tagged by @kawasakidragonno Thanks!
[A]ge: 16
[B]iggest fear: Losing my friends
[C]urrent time: 2:26pm
[D]rink you last had: Apple Raspberry fizz
[E]veryday starts with: Getting up, turning off all the light my mum just turned on, roll up in my blanket and wait for 7:20am to leave the house.
[F]avorite song: Eyes on Fire, Blue fountain
[G]hosts, are they real: Probably not
[H]ometown: Somewhere around Stuttgard
[I]n love with: Nobody
[J]ealous of: Fursuits
[K]illed someone: I killed bugs last night
[L]ast time you cried: Family problems
[M]iddle name: No but my dad has 3
[N]umber of siblings: 1, a brother
[O]ne wish: Meeting my friends from all around
[P]erson I last called/texted: A friend called Riley
[Q]uestion you’re always asked: Why can you speak english so well in your age? I just had time and less friends when i was little. And a Computer.
[R]eason to smile: Watching cute stuff on Tumblr
[T]ime you woke up: 7:35 am (today). 12.45 AM (usually) x-x
[U]nderwear color: Grey?
[V]acation destination: Heading to Turkey this month. I dont want to...No other than that, America!
[W]orst habit: Being strongly rude to people i dont like in my school.
[X]-rays you’ve had: Teeth, Back, Stomach, Leg
[Y]our favorite food: My super delicious and complex waffles. Somebird is calling me waffles for that.
[Z]odiac: Twin
I have no other to tag than:
@kitsunwho
I have no friends.
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Smoke-Talon’s Flock
The Flock
Indefinitely being the largest of the flocks, Abbey Smoke-Talon’s Flock lives in the slightly over-crowded Golden Market (reference here). The flock itself is made up of a diverse population of different birds, most of which being fighters. However, that does not make them as aggressive as other fighter pigeons are known to be. The Smoke Flock tend to be very territorial as well as cunning and most value honesty over everything else. This makes them very forgiving, which has lead to certain agreements with Rook’s Spies. Though, so far, not many of the other flocks are aware of this weak hatchling of an alliance yet.
Abbey Smoke-Talon
Abbey herself believes that honesty can solve any problem. She tends to take the suffering of others to heart (which can make her seem pessimistic at times) and tries whenever she can to forgive somebird as long as they’re truly being honest about the crimes they’ve committed. This has led to a lot of pigeons coming to her flock for a new start, or a reconciliation of sorts. Abbey speaks very little and believes strongly that actions speak louder than words, as you can ask for forgiveness as many times as you wish, but it won’t mean a thing unless you go out and try and fix whatever damage you may have caused. She tries to lend an ear to all of her fellow flock mates, but often her unwavering stare and her dead silence makes others shy away from confiding in her. One mustn’t confuse her silence for stupidity, however. Abbey is a force to be reckoned with when it comes down to it, being one of the largest pigeon breeds in London. It sure does intimidate some folks, but all she wants to do is tuck in and comfort you in whatever situation you may be in.
Applications: TBA
Credit for Initial Ideas, Flocks, and Characters goes to @c-rowteeth
Credit for Current Character and Flock goes to myself
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Hiiiiii spicy ask: some kinks trop Gal would have? 🤔
Oh hi @starlady66!
I’d say just about everyone in the fandom would agree that she has a raging knife play kink, which I don’t disagree with, but in my own fics I’ve had her enjoy getting her hair pulled quite a few times and it truly feels the right kind of sacrilege for THE Galadriel and her silver-gold mane to enjoy 😌
Also, let’s be honest, she agrees with the sentiment that armour on a man is like makeup on a woman 💅And she loves her manwife materials all decked out in the finest equipment that Middle Earth has to offer. That’s right boys, impress her!
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🌻 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your mentions, anonymous or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog 🌻
It’s your turn for some facts! ❤️😘
Alright alright alright @myfavouritelunatic! You got me! ❤️❤️❤️
Some of my previous random facts: here, here, here, and here 😊
Hmmm, what can I share?
1. I have one current, one to-be-removed, and (at least) one planned tattoo
2. One of my more unhinged dating experiences involved a man who showed up in my apartment, pulling out a bloody steak and a massive knife out of his backpack, dropping acid (alone), and cooking said steak for himself. The rest of the story with said individual was even more unhinged than that.
3. I have a 15-20 minute pre-shower routine with one of my cats where she gets brushies, cuddles, and fights with me. After which she continues to either save me or hunt me while I’m showering (depending on her mood). That happens daily.
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Dearest @coraleethroughthelookingglass. It has come to my attention that you have made a query about three facts about me provided in a randomized fashion. I must fulfill that request.
1. I didn’t know how to pronounce the word “anemone” for the longest time. I’d known what it meant, of course, but somehow, no one ever uttered the word out loud. Until I had to do it. In front of people. And yes, I made it into “ah-neh-mOAN”. I shall remember the embarrassment fondly, for the rest of my days.
2. Speaking of words, I really like “kerfuffle”. It’s a neat word.
3. When I was six years old, my dad let me watch Silence of The Lambs with him, and I think I’ve never been the same since 🤣 Hannibal Lector has been a formative fictional character of my childhood.
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Oh hi, Klynn!!! Yess, a WIP It Good ask!
Here is a little WIP clue to figure out what it is about...
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I'm just going sign my messages so you know those are my thoughts and not the ones of another anon who might want to share theirs on Foundation.
Just finished episode 2. I am speechless. I did not expect things to go this badly this fast between Hari and Raych.
The problem with math is that its limitations is bound to our own understanding of it. I'm extremely unskilled so what I say might be complete balls, but I feel like even if Hari's calculation was wrong, it would be really hard to see it even for himself. When you're reaching your own limitations, you don't always see it yourself. And Gaal's own understanding of math isn't exactly expanded upon. Is she as smart as Hari? Smarter? Less? Is it possible that she made the same mistakes he did? I don't know, but that's all fascinating.
It's extremely unsettling how "sweet" Day seems to be with Dawn. It might just be an act, but Day and Dusk seem sincerely nurturing. I have so many thoughts. Still watching though.
FNG
AHHHH!!! Episode two was rather distressing for how it unfolded for Hari and Raych. I won't comment more for you though, as I will risk weaving in spoilers into my opinion.
You're exactly correct - at its basic level, Hari suffers from the same problem as the Cleonic Empire - too convinced of his greatness to see beyond it. It is also completely fair for you to question Gaal's level of understanding. All I can say is that one does find that out later on.
Isn't Cleon XII as Brother Day completely skin-crawling level of creepy??? I wonder if you can make an extrapolation on how that may affect young Dawn. And you are right - in their way, Day and Dusk *do* nurture the young one, and Dusk does provide guidance to Day. They are a strange family but also not a family. Their whole existence is distressing in many ways.
Yep, keep watching, FNG!
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3, 6, 18 for the ask game!
3. What’s your favorite fic that you’ve written?
It's hands-down my current WIP, See You How You Really Are.
6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?
OH. There most certainly are! I generally avoid having public rec lists, but am happy to share privately.
Some of my all-time favourite re-reads are from the following fandoms: Star Trek: ENT, Hannibal, Lord of the Rings/Rings of Power, Foundation
18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic?
Oh shoot, let's see....
From "See You How You Really Are"
Jealousy was a bitter mistress, and Cleon the Thirteenth had spent what felt like several lifetimes in her suffocating embraces.
Brother Day tightened his grip on the thin end of his makeshift bludgeon and turned away, refusing to confront the aftermath of his actions. (Listen, I *really* like the word "bludgeon")
From "Barbarus"
“I’ve heard that he’s become a monk,” another female voice nearby whisper-hissed, causing a chain reaction of muted giggles reaching the back row mixed in with hushed epithets, including celibate and confirmed bachelor.
From "Adventures of Arda's Greatest Inventor"
He didn’t have to improvise the would-be activities of the remaining hours for too long, for the next moment, he heard Bronwyn shriek, ‘Please don’t hit his rib, I’ve just patched it up’, which Arondir must have taken as an invitation to hit him square in the face instead.
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