#Smutsy & The Babes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

alpha-bnha-boys · 5 years

Text

I PROMISE I’M NOT DEAD

Here’s the low down:

Working, moving, and wedding planning (that I DEFINITELY DIDN’T PUT OFF UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE - PSHHHHH) are all taking up like 99.9% of my time, so I’m working on requests and such with the 0.01% of time I have left and long story short: it is taking me a small eternity.

I am so incredibly sorry, but sadly, you little cherubs are probably used to these kinds of shenanigans from me... (´;︵;`)

However!- Have faith in Mama Smutsy! I will complete and post more of your requests (from the alphabet game), the BNHA fantasy AU stories, and the BNHA Asylum AU stories as soon as I have time!

Thank you all, as always, for you unwavering kindness and support. I am hoping to post SOMETHING within the next week or so, even though I’m not sure what- but it’s LITERALLY THE LEAST I CAN DO SINCE ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN SO GOSH DAMN NICE TO ME.。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

THANK YOU ALL, AGAIN, FOR BEING THE BEST COMMUNITY I COULD EVER HOPE FOR. I LOVE YOU CHILDRENS.

xoxo, Mama Smutsy (๑•́ω•̀๑)

#FUCK #WHY IS ADULTING SO TIME CONSUMING #AGH #Mama Smutsy #Smutsy & The Babes #Best Babes #My followers have the patience of saints and I don't deserve them #yet HERE THEY ALL ARE #BEING ANGELS #;_;#I really am not worthy

219 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 5 years

Text

ALRIGHT LET’S KICK IT BABES

Alright my beautimus babes (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ I realized that I haven’t actually posted any of that good shit™ for you guys in a while. I think it’s because the ABO head-cannons and scenarios can be hard/challenging to write without the themes coming across as repetitive; and while I am still working on all my projects and pateron requests, I wanted to make it up to all of you and have some fun as a loving, slut-for-BNHA-trash family minus the family-friendly part because- let’s be real... this is a smut blog, my name is Smutsy for God’s sake.

ANWAY! I wanted to extend the invitation to all of you to request some non-omega-verse headcannons and/or scenarios of our beautiful BNHA boys! I have an alphabet system set up just for funzies, but feel free to shoot any other non-omegaverse request my way! o(^▽^)o Is it obvious that I’m burned out to ABO right now? Oof. Oh well. Don’t worry, it’ll pass. I know how I am, and I promise you I’ll get unabashedly horny for it again after a few days of abstinence.

To be honest, Mama Smutsy/Ms. Daddy needs to flex and show her babies that she is capable of writing consistently, and writing shit that makes them happy... Cuz I love you lil’ muffins ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ You’re the ones who make me smile when everything else is shit... so, let’s have some fun with this!

Here are the rules!

~ Send as many requests as you want, but try and separate the head-cannon requests from the scenario requests and all that jazz (that way we can keep my small brain from getting confused)!

~ Please don’t chose more than 5 letters PER REQUEST, that way I can go through your requests faster!

~ Please specify which character(s) you are requesting! Request as many as you want (but please have mercy and don’t request like 10).

~ Please specify if you want NSFW (unless it’s obvious like “kinks” or something, otherwise I will assume you want SFW)!

* Also! Just FYI: - If one your requests has already been done, I will attach a link to that post so you can get to it easier! - All of requests are going to be written in bullet-point format, if that’s okay!*

I can’t wait for your requests babes! ♡〜٩(^▿^)۶〜♡

Alphabet Game: Headcannons!

A - Affection

How do they show affection?

B - Bantering

What are they like when they’re joking around?

C - Cuddling

Do they like to cuddle? How?

D - Dad-ing

What kind of dad are they?

E - Embarrassed

What do they get embarrassed about?

F - Flirting

How do they flirt?

G - Gawking

What part of their S/O will they gawk/stare at?

H - Horny

What are they like when they’re horny?

I - Impressed

What part of a potential S/O impresses them the most?

J - Jealous

Do they get jealous? About what?

K - Kinks

What are their kinks?

L - Love Language

What is their love language?

M - Macho

How do they show off in front of their S/O?

N - Nicknames

What nicknames do they call their S/O?

O - Oblivious

What are they oblivious about?

P - Protecting

How protective are they of their S/O?

Q - Quiet

What makes them so upset that they go quiet?

R - Reassuring

How do they reassure their S/O?

S - Sexual Style

What is their sexual style/approach?

T - Teasing

Do they tease their partner? How?

U - Uncompromising

What will they absolutely not compromise on no matter what?

V - Venting

What do they vent about to their S/O? How does S/O help them?

W - Wedding

What do they want their wedding to be like?

X - Xtra

What are some quirky things that only their S/O knows about? (extra stuff)!

Y - Yawn

What are they like when they’re sleepy or want to nap?

Z - Zoning Out

What do they do to get their S/O’s attention when they zone out?

Some Scenarios!

🍼 - Turns into a Kid

🧸 - S/O Turns into a Kid

🔍 - S/O Shrinks

❤️ - First Date

🍺 - Being Drunk

💐 - Confession/Asking S/O Out

🛁 - Pampering S/O

😱 - Finding Out They’re Going to be a Dad

📚 - S/O’s High School Reunion

🤓 - Being a Dork

😈 - Villain

🕷 - Villain S/O

🔪 - Yandere

Some Other Stuff!

🎧 - What are their top 5 most played songs?

🤫 - What do they sneak around or do behind their S/O’s back?

🏡 - What is their ideal place to settle down?

🍃 - What time of year do they hate the most and love the most?

😬 - What is their favorite (SFW) guilty pleasure?

🐢 - Which Pokemon would they have?

😘 - What kind of a husband are they?

And if you guys have any more ideas, PLEASE send them my way! I might even give them an emoji and put ‘em up on the list for all the other babes to chose from!

I love you beautiful lil’ shits, xoxo,

Mama Smutsy/Ms. Daddy ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

176 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

MAMA SMUTSY ALSO DRAWS ??? WOOOOOO LOOKING GOOOOOD !!!! 👌👌👌👌👀👀👀 dat kinky shinsou art with Smutsy be 👌👌👌👌👀👀👀 GOOOD STUFF YAAASSS HELLAAAA

BABY LOVE, YOU ARE TOO SWEET TO ME, THANK YOU!

Let me know if you want me to draw anything for you hot stuff! ♡ (￣З￣)

xoxo,

Smutsy o(>ω

#Smutsy & The Babes #Smutsy #just talking with my precious sunshine babies #love love love #bnha omegaverse blog #Smutsy Doodles

51 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

I drew you a thing, but I can't send it to you. Help please

Hello sunshine! (o´▽`o) If you want to send me a thing, try to send it to me in message form (via the message-thingy) one more time, if that doesn’t work, then I recommend trying to send it in the request box, or sending it to me on Archive of Our Own! I’m sorry for the technical difficulties, but I can’t wait to see it! (*°▽°*) IM SO HONORED SOMEONE HAS MADE SOMETHING FOR ME. MY HEART IS ACTUALLY BURSTING.

Oh and by the way everybody, I’m sorry I haven’t been on in a little while. I am currently working on the Dabi FF, AND I have also started a Shinsou FF because I, Mama Smutsy, have no off-switch, or sense of self-restraint. ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

I love you all my darling children! (ﾉ´ з `)ノ Expect smut from me soon!

xoxo,

Mama-Smutsy σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡

#Smutsy & The Babes #just talking with my precious sunshine babies #AGH MY BABIES

33 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

OMG Ms. Daddy....I like the sound of that....watch everyone start calling you that

I’m honored that people actually took the name I gave them (Smutsy) and ran with it! (*°▽°*) I love that you guys call me that!

I’ve also been called Smutsy-chan, Senpai Smutsy, Mama Smutsy, and they all make me so happy! (*≧ω≦*)

If people call me Ms. Daddy, I’ll be happy with that too! I’m just so flattered that you all have these endearing little names for me. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Dawww, my sweet and precious babes. (/▽＼*)｡o○♡

xoxo,

Smutsy (─‿‿─)♡

#Smutsy & The Babes #just talking with my precious sunshine babies #Ms. Daddy #Smutsy

38 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

can you be my daddy •_•

Ms. Daddy is at your service baby doll! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

xxx,

Ms. Daddy (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡

#Smutsy & The Babes #just talking with my precious sunshine babies #Ms. Daddy #Smusty

62 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Text

I HAVE CLAWED MY WAY THROUGH THE CHASMS OF HELL AND EMERGED FROM THE DARKNESS, VICTORIOUS.

THAT’S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

I FINISHED ALL OF MY EXAMS...

＼＼\٩(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و//／／

SMUTSY IS BACK, BITCHES!

(Just kidding none of you are bitches, I love all of you)...

MY PRECIOUS ANGELS, I am so glad to be back! I missed all of you tremendously! ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ I am SO EXCITED to write more smut for my darling little sinners, and I will be posting a new request tomorrow, so be on the look out for it! (o^∀^o)

Thank you ALL for the kind words of love and support! While taking my exam, I thought back on every loving comment and encouraging message, and it gave me the motivation to keep on keepin’ on!

So, really and truly, thank you all so very much. ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

Yet again, as I keep being reminded, I don’t deserve a single one of you.

See you lovelies tomorrow! (∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀ω˂̶́∗)੭₎₎̊₊♡

~ PS: To anyone that I have made plans to RP with, I will also be getting back to you tomorrow! ~

xoxo,

FREE-SMUTSY

#bnha omegaverse blog #SMUTSY NEWS BULLETIN #Smutsy #Smutsy & The Babes #smutsy update #I'M FREE FOR 3 WEEKS #AGHHHHHHHH #THANK GOD

72 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

May Smutsy bless me with the best wishes since my finals aren't until next week and are all crammed into two day? ;-;

WHY OF COURSE MY DARLING ANGEL BABY. Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ

*AHEM*

My sweet and beloved Anon, I pray that during this coming week, your spirit is at ease, and your mind at rest. I pray that you may study with a heart full of motivation to learn and understand the subjects you have been taught. I pray that during your exams next week, you will be relaxed, well nourished, and well rested to take your exams to the best of your ability. I also pray that no matter the outcome, you will take pride in your accomplishments (big or small) and will look toward the future with the goal of always doing your very best and positively accepting whatever the results of that may be! Remember, by doing well you are affirmed that you have succeeded, by doing poorly, you learn. And what is school for, Anon? To learn. So take heart! Whatever the outcome, as long as you gave it your best, Mama Smutsy will be unceasingly proud of you. ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

So I wish you GODSPEED, Anon. Do your best… and -

FIGHT!

FIGHT AND WIN!

WIN PRIDE IN YOUR EFFORTS! ( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧

~ I BELIEVE IN YOU! ~

Because no matter what, as long as your best is done, you have succeeded.

IM ROOTIN’ FOR YA’ BABE! ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)

xoxo,

Mama-Smutsy (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

#Smutsy & The Babes #My sweet sunshine angels #GIVE IT YOUR BEST!#I BELIEVE IN YOU!#Smutsy

60 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

Hey quick question, are you looking for any admins by any chance? Maybe someone working on smaller stories/bullet point asks? If so I'd be highly interested *w*

I would be very interested in having a couple admins! \(★ω★)/

Especially since school and life are proceeding to collectively SKULL-FUCK ME. ୧((#Φ益Φ#))୨

Sadly, I just don’t have as much time or energy as I would like, so having someone to help with the asks would be terrific! (⌒‿⌒) I want to make all the babies happy, and I have to admit, having some help would be nice. If you are interested, just send me a message so we can talk it over! (･ω

xoxo,

Smutsy (っ˘ω˘ς )

#Smutsy & The Babes #just talking with my precious sunshine babies #just thinking about how life and school are proceeding to collectively skull fuck me

20 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

Good luck! I'll cheer for you*shyly shout* you can do this x3 yatta!😙😶

Daaaaaaaaw SHMOOKUMS! Thank you I will make sure to do my extra special best for you! \(^ヮ^)/

Gaaaaw, you’re just so adorable! ♡ ～(‘▽^人)

But again, thank you so much cutie patootie!

*Gives big Mama-Smutsy hug and smooches!*

xoxo,

Mama-Smutsy (♡˙︶˙♡)

#Look at this little cutie pie love muffin angel baby #being all cute #giving me little baby cheers #AGH #MY HEART #honestly #I dont deserve any of this #you are all to sweet to me #but I cherish every word you guys send to me #<3 #my sweet little angels #Smutsy & The Babes

25 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

*sends luck your way* Good luck on your Exams! FIGHT TO THE END ❤👀👌

*RUNS ACROSS THE ROOM, KNOCKS OVER SHIT, SLOW-MO LEAPS INTO THE AIR, REACHES OUT, GRABS LUCK, HITS THE FLOOR*

*Lovingly holds the luck, is happy* (＠＾◡＾)

Sorry I can’t communicate like a normal person, but thank you so much darling! I wholeheartedly treasure your sweetness. (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

BUT FEAR NOT - I will fight as I always do!

UNTIL THE BITTER & BLOODY END! ＼＼٩(๑`^´๑)۶／／

xoxo,

PUMPED-AF-Smutsy ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

#SO MUCH PUMPED #ALL THE PUMPED #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT WIN WIN WIN #I GOT THIS #I STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW LOGARITHMS WORK #BUT I GOT THIS #I WILL DO MY BEST!#FOR MY BABIES #because I love them with every little bit of my smutsy-self and they are too good to me #AGH #Smutsy & The Babes

18 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

good luck with your exams!!!!!! you've totally got this 😎😎😎😎😎

THANK YOU SUNSHINE! I’m slowly dying inside, but I will do my best! I will make my babies proud! \(★ω★)/

Sincerely, thank you for the encouragement, sweetums! It is very appreciated!

xoxo,

Motivated-Smutsy (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

#just talking with my precious sunshine babies #SWEET BABY CHILDREN ARE STILL SWEET #AGH #MY HEART #Smutsy & The Babes

15 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 6 years

Note

Good luck with the rest of your exams, love 😚💖

Thank you so much for the kind and loving words sweetheart! I will try my absolute hardest! ( ´ ▽ ` )

ALL THIS ENCOURAGEMENT IS GIVING ME HOPE THAT MAYBE I REALLY CAN DO THIS! (╯✧▽✧)╯

(Y’all better be careful now, don’t want all of this sweet-lovin’ praise going to my head)!

Thank you again babydoll, you’re an angel. (´ ω `♡)

xoxo,

PUMPED-&-MOTIVAED-AF-Smutsy (((o(*°▽°*)o)))

#Goodness gracious lord of mercy #I am so frickin' spoiled #look at all a' y'all #coming on here and wishing me luck #AGHHH #I DO NOT DESERVE #I AM NOT WORHTY #THANK YOU BABIES!#Smutsy & The Babes

13 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 5 years

Note

Heya! I am such a huge fan of your work I’m so excited requests are open! I was hoping if you could write headcannons for shinsou for the letter D? What type of dad would he be if he had twins, a girl who looked and acted like him and a boy who looked and acted like his s/o? I’d really appreciate it and I hope you the best!

AWWWW BABBBY!!! You’re not a fan!! you’re my BELOVED BEB and you’re an absolute sweetheart!! ♡(ŐωŐ人)

Please enjoy, and thank you for indulging my Shinsou obsession right off the bat- you the OG, babe (☆▽☆)

ALPHABET HEADCANNONS:

• Shinsou Hitoshi (D for Dad-ing) •

* Warning: Includes the usual Smutsy Expletives™.

* Disclaimer: I believe the kiddos would probably call Shinsou “Daddy,” but I just can’t use “Daddy” in this context; I apologize, I am filth.

He likes to call the twins ‘his little two for one deal.’

Yes, the dad jokes started as soon as the children were born, and haven’t stopped since.

But they make you smile every time.

They act as a reminder of how you turned the edgy bad boy of UA into Mr. Dad Jokes.

You kinda take pride in that, not gonna lie.

But on a serious note, I feel like Shinsou would be a very engaging and active parent.

None of that ‘getting home from work and watching TV while the kids play with Legos on the living room floor’ nonsense.

No, no, no.

You bet your ass he’s down there on the floor playing Legos with them.

Yes he likes Legos, but that’s not the point.

These little cuties are going to be the most loved and cherished human beings on the planet (besides Mom, sorry kiddos, Mom always comes first).

The way he sees it: a happy and loving home life does wonders for a child’s development, and it influences how they handle life as they grow up.

So, of course, he wants them to grow up happier and more loved than anyone else.

Does he spoil them?

… Maybe a lot little.

But he teaches them to work hard, be kind to others, and enjoy all the beautiful things life has to offer.

He’s that dad that’s like,

“Alright kiddos, iPad time is up, let’s go play outside!”

And, of course, the kids are all about it.

They love going on adventures with mom and dad.

Shinsou bought them bikes as soon as their little toddler legs could reach the pedals.

‘Oh, there goes the Hitoshi family, biking around the neighborhood and stopping to eat wild blackberries and pet cats, and being adorable all over the place.’

Low-key, part of the reason Shinsou likes to do it is because he gets to show off his beautifully precious family.

He’s got a smokin’ hot wife who loves him to pieces, and who he is absolutely obsessed with; and two little angels who adore their parents and only get into trouble occasionally.

I mean, look at the little cherubs. You got a sleepy-eyed little princess with perpetual lavender bed-head, and a handsome little devil with his mom’s smile, in other words- the most infectious smile of all time.

His daughter may share his features and personality, but he attributes all the cuteness in his children to you.

While you lovingly to disagree, you have no problem attributing all mischievousness to their father.

You did find all three of them eating ice-cream past bed time the other day.

Caught red-handed, ice cream all over their faces, sitting on the floor.

Your husband included.

Just sayin’.

But when they were babies, and they were too little get into trouble with Dad, Shinsou just snuggled them all the time.

Like #ALLTHETIME.

He just carried them in his arms constantly.

He didn’t want to put them down.

S/O: “Hey Toshi, I think it’s time to put the little angels to sleep.”

Shinsou: “… 10 more minutes?”

S/O: “How about five.”

Shinsou: “Aw, fine… You heard your Mom, kiddos. 5 minutes until bedtime.”

Of course, you came back 5 minutes later to Shinsou on the sofa, fast asleep with two dozing little angels on his chest.

You took lots of pictures.

Once the twins turned 5 years old, every day was an adventure.

“Let’s go ride bikes!”

Misty eyed Beb: “D-Dad! I-I think my b-bike’s bwoken!”

Shinsou: “Don’t worry sweetheart, I’ll teach you how to fix it!”

“Let’s go to the zoo!”

Beb A: “Dad! Dad! What’s that!?”

Shinsou: “That’s a Siberian Tiger, it’s one of the biggest cats in the world!”

S/O: “Aww look you two, it has a wife and cubs too! It’s a whole family!”

Beb A and B: “Whoooa!”

Beb B: “Dad if you were a tiger, you’d be a Siberian Tiger-!”

Beb A: “Yeah! ‘Cause you’re the biggest and strongest of them all!”

Is it a coincidence that Shinsou made a Siberian Tiger his desktop picture later that same night?

He might say it was.

But let’s be real.

He’s a softie for his family.

Because he knows he’s got the best one.

* He ended up keeping the Siberian Tiger Desktop, by the way.

* It might have had something to do with his S/O calling him ‘Tiger’ later that night.

* But that too is just a coincidence.

I hope this was what you had in mind love dove, and I hope you liked it!

xoxo, Mama Smutsy (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

#BNHA imagines #BNHA headcannons #BNHA scenarios #BNHA Shinsou Hitoshi #BNHA Shinsou #Shinsou Hitoshi Headcannons #Shinsou Hitoshi Imagines #Shinsou Hitoshi Scenarios #Shinsou Hitoshi #Mama Smutsy #Ms. Daddy #Smutsy #Shinsou is Love Shinsou is Life

689 notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 5 years

Note

Alpha Kirishima with a bratty female omega headcanons??

Abso-toot-ly love muffin! (*･▽･*) I wasn’t 100% sure what kind of bratty you meant (because Mama Smut Smut likes to take simple questions and make them way more complex than they need to be), so I did my best and just went with my initial idea of a bratty omega. I hope it’s what you meant! If not I am super sorry, and I will fix it! Either way- thank you for the request, sweet pea, and please enjoy!ヾ(＾∇＾)

Mostly SFW (Alpha) Kirishima Eijirou X (Omega)(Bratty) S/O Headcannons! Yay! ~

* When I say SFW I mean like there is no obvious porn. However, there is still foul language because I’m basically a pirate… and there are still very clear references to sex because that is the way the Smutsy do.

P.S. I am sorry this is kind of a shorter one in comparison to other headcannons I have written, but I thought it was short and sweet, and hopefully y’all will too.

* ENJOY BABES!

Kirishima Eijirou + Bratty Omega.

Hot shit, here we go.

First and foremost- let’s establish some facts.

Kirishima Eijirou is probably one of the nicest people on planet earth.

The man is a fucking national treasure.

I mean he tamed Bakugo for fucks sake.

He literally befriend rage itself, incarnate.

That being said, it is safe to assume that Kirishima Eijirou has a thing for bratty, stubborn, cute things.

Huffy pouting and whiny resistance are all fair game.

There are some alphas that don’t take too kindly to that kind of behavior. They discipline their omega and get them out of the habit early on in their relationship.

Not Kiri.

Oooooh~ no.

He would never dream of changing you.

He likes that you’re an untamed little firecracker.

It makes it all the more rewarding when he gets to see you squirm.

When you finally do submit to him…

Not to mention you are kind of like a fluffy little bunny that thinks it’s a bear.

You have ferocity for days, but you’re smaller than he is… and you’re ticklish.

So you’re pretty much always fighting a losing battle.

But he just can’t help it- he loves to watch you put up a fight.

Especially since he knows you want him.

I mean, good GOD, he can smell you from a mile away.

You’re obviously in heat, and your eyes are practically begging for him to fuck you.

But no.

You have to keep a stiff upper lip, and turn your head away to hide your blush, like the lovesick little brat you are.

“Do you want me to take care of you, sweetheart?”

“Tch- NO.”

“Oh, okay then. I guess I’ll give you your space then.”

* uncontrollable squeak of dismay *

“Hm? Did you say something, babe?”

“PFT- NO. SHUT UP.”

You’re a toughie, but so is Kiri, so he appreciates that about you.

No matter how bratty you get, in the bedroom or during regular day to day activities, Kiri takes it like a champ with a smile on his face that he just can’t control.

He never loses his temper with you, and he never gets upset with you for being the way you are.

He just seduces you sweetly, with kind words and tender touches that he knows your heart and body just can’t resist.

Though sometimes he does resort to physical attacks of affection that you initially protest, but that almost always result in you smiling or giggling at his antics.

Your temperament makes life interesting. It’s a good contrast to his incessant friendliness.

It reveals how passionate you are, and how headstrong and determined your spirit is.

And Kiri loves that about you.

That you are unapologetically and genuinely- you.

Hope you liked it bebs (๑•͈ᴗ•͈) love you all bunches.

xoxo, Smutsy

1K notes · View notes

alpha-bnha-boys · 5 years

Text

SMUTSY’S BNHA BOYS: INCORRECT QUOTES

Its not the BNHA meme compilation I was planning on, but I figured this might still be funny anyway! ENJOY BABES! ⊂((・▽・))⊃

Note: None of these are my original thoughts, these are all stolen. I am a thief. A good amount of them were from @incorrectquoteideas though! So go check them out!

~ Warning: contains language ~

INCORRECT QUOTES: BNHA BOYS (SMUTSY EDITION)

S/O: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.

Denki: I photosynthesize with this.

Bakugo: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

S/O: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…

Bakugo: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll take the fall tonight.

“Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.”

– Aizawa

Denki: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.

Shinsou: Thanks. And if I might return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less irritating.

Shigaraki: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Dabi: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Deku: I’m on my way, try not to swear at anybody.

Bakugo: Fuck you. I’m not an idiot.

Deku: There you go, like that.

Bakugo, angrily: Can I say a bad word?

S/O: Um…

Bakugo: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?

S/O: I mean…

Bakugo: [turning to whoever attempted to look in your general direction] YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

Shouto: I did something terrible.

S/O: It’s okay, I have a shovel.

Shouto: Wait, what do you think I did?

S/O: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.

Monoma: I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves.

Deku: Everyone synchronize your watches.

Kirishima: I don’t know how to do that.

Bakugo: I don’t wear a watch.

Denki: TIME IS A CONSTRUCT.

Aizawa: Mic, you know that little voice that people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one!

Hizashi (Mic): You worry too much.

Aizawa: No, I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much.

Bakugo, to S/O: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Mrs. Bakugo: *yelling from the kitchen* Would you like to stay forever?

S/O: You didn’t have to kidnap me.

Dabi: Kidnapping is what you do to children. You’re twenty-one. I abducted you.

Shouto: You need a hobby.

Iida: I have a hobby.

Shouto: Staring at (Y/N)’s face isn’t a hobby.

Iida: You’re right. It’s a profession and I EXCEL AT MY JOB.

Denki: Would you say you’re independent?

Bakugo: *looks at S/O*

S/O: *nods*

Bakugo: I’d say so, yes.

Shinsou: I’m good.

Shinsou: I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but yeah I’m good.

Deku: What time is it?

Shouto: I dunno, hand me that trombone.

Shouto: *playing the trombone*

Bakugo: *bursts into the room* WHO IS THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FUCKING TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Shouto: It’s two in the morning.

S/O: Oh I know! Tell me about your family!

Shouto: I have one.

S/O: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

Dabi: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

Cashier: That’ll be $20.

Dabi: I don’t have the money.

Cashier: Then I’m sorry, but I can’t sell this to you.

Dabi: *slides the cashier a $20 bill sneakily, like it’s a bribe* How about now?

Cashier: -

Shigaraki, in the distance: Dabi stop fucking with the civilians.

Denki: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Sero: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Bakugo: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Kirishima: I joined you in the dumb stuff .

Iida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Hope this made you smile! o(*>ω<*)o

xoxo, Mama Smutsy (人´ω｀*)♡

2K notes · View notes