This is extremely embarrassing, and I'm going to regret hornyposting on main, BUT:

Miles Edgeworth is NOT a dom. I don't know who needs to hear this. This man is carrying too much guilt and pressure and expectations. His arc is about letting go of his perfect record, learning to lose total control of a situation for the sake of finding the truth. Learning to trust another human being to bounce off of and collaborate with. Your honor, this man is fundamentally a submissive. All of his problems would be fixed if someone bent him over his desk and fucked him senseless, preferably during work hours. Kink isn't therapy, sure, but bold of you to assume this guy would willingly submit himself to the mortifying ordeal of talking about his issues with a stranger, even if they are a professional. No. What Edgeworth needs is someone to hold him gently and lick his wounds and take care of the needs he has spent his life neglecting, to acknowledge his most embarrassing desires and let himself come undone in the arms of someone he feels safe with. He needs to get absolutely wrecked and reminded that he is just a human, that he's made of flesh and impulse, and that he doesn't have to live up to impossible ideals and can show vulnerability, and that it will be fine. I have never met a character more desperate to be handcuffed. You may disagree with me but I know I'm right. I can't be convinced otherwise. And yes, this is a good deal of projection, but can you blame me? God, I just. Grrrrrrrrr.

the tear is what gets me every time

I have learned from the hubris of those who came before me and SO

The number of notes this post gets will not have any impact on whether or not I read homestuck

HOWEVER

I am now inviting whoever wishes to try to convince me (in WHATEVER way you see fit) to read it.

Your time starts now

I gotta hand it to men...... having a penis cannot be comfortable

i sat down to draw some smut for the smut war and found this poor wip that has been sitting in my "to draw" pile since october

it seemed like an awfully fitting way to start 👁️👁️

yeah..... fat tail friday.....................

i cant actually wait 8 hours and whatever long minutes so have this

don't worry baby i'm coming to get you out of the bl*zzard game

Body horror is really appealing to me as someone with chronic pain because it is the only truthful depiction of what it feels like to have A Condition.

Constantly aware of the flesh. Maybe if they performed a vivisection on me that would fix me.

im a returning phannie and im watching phils videos ive missed out on and i have an important question. what the hell is the onlyphans pic in trying to see things without my glasses. is that AI like holy shit

LMFAO NOPE! welcome back to phannie land dan and phil are fucking insane now. it was their april fools joke this year and yes they did just deadass take a joint nude in the gaming room

loser

hyunminsung: inkigayo

remake of my old hs artwork

original under the cut:

he's serving jawline, he's serving soft smiles, he's serving chain peeking out enticingly from under his shirt...