#SOMEONE STOP I SWEAR
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Currently procrastinating doing my homework cuz I’m stupid and it’s so overwhelming it’s actually ridiculous and it got me thinking… What enhypen members do you think would help distract you vs which ones would force you to do your work lol (I have some ideas but I wanna hear your opinion) and how would they distract/motivate you? Not me thinking about neck kisses with Jay
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aww :(( you aren’t dumb. its understandable that you get overwhelmed with homework sometimes (I get overwhelmed too considering my homework consists of drawing and making 3D models)
but anyways, if I were to put them in categories…
distracts you (sfw): sunoo & ni-ki + sunghoon & maybe jay if he needs your attention
sunoo and ni-ki would definitely force you away from your work. like they are more important than homework☝️ screw homework🗣️ you can forget about completing it. if you get detention because of them then they will apologise and give you hugs. still dont expect them to help you. they will also do it constantly. you’re going to have to resist them unfortunately😔
simple, sunghoon hates homework. as for jay, if baby is feeling needy for your attention then he will hug you and pull you away from it – soft jay :((
how they distract you: by literally jumping on you and whining for your attention like a cat or dog / pokes your cheeks constantly until you give into them (which happens often) / hugs you tight
makes you do it (sfw): jungwon + jake, heeseung & most of the times jay
come on now. do you really think leader nim or jay will let you neglect your homework🤨 he will literally sit you down and force you to finish it☝️ but of course, he will give you a treat after completing it. CUDDLES☺️
jake and heeseung dont really force upon you to do your homework. rather they encourage you and maybe help you with it a little if you dont understand it
how they motivate you: by making a deal “if you do this/finish this, we can cuddle or do something together.” / they will give treats in the middle like snacks / making promises / kisses to motivate (yes I imagined jay doing this)
nsfw – hyung line only⬇️ MDNI‼️
distracts you (nsfw): heeseung & sunghoon (actually on occasions jay and jake if they cant keep it their pants + i’m also a whore for them💗)
LORD THESE TWO HAVE NO PATIENCE I TELL YOU. especially sunghoon☝️ that man hates homework and school with a passion. like imagine doing homework and sunghoon peeps over your shoulder. literally scoffs and pushes you down on the bed whilst shoving his tongue down your throat. ah yes, what an amazing boyfriend😍
heeseung has slightly more patience than hoon but like he still doesn’t care and will just pull you away from the homework. probably doesn’t literally shove his tongue but he will tilt your face so you will face him and he kisses you passionately😀
for jay and jake, they usually do not distract you from doing your homework but like if they do, it’s usually them being horn dogs and need help. I know everyone says jake cant keep it in his pants but like when it comes to homework, he prioritises it more before giving himself an reward. unless of course, he can’t wait. much like jay
how they distract you in nasty way😀: by grinding up against you / I’d like to say sunghoon will literally grab your hand and place it on his dick before saying along the lines of “im hard. I need you.” / for jay’s case, i’d say pressing kisses from your ear to your jaw, neck and shoulders. gives you goosebumps. so good luck not getting distracted.
makes you do it (nsfw): jay & jake
okay jay, like I said before in the sfw version. jay prioritises homework > anything else. he thinks you should complete it and be done with it so you don’t have to anything to worry about later on. however, you would be the one distracted since HE IS LOOKING SO DAMN FINE SITTING DOWN ON THE COUCH WHILE MANSPREADING😩
also mentioned before I said jake would prioritise homework. its like jay. he knows its important so its great to do the important task first before worrying about the high sex drive he has. he doesn’t distract you and encourages you to do it despite his dick twitching everytime his eyes travel down your body (mf is a horny teen I swear)
how they reward you: after doing your homework, they give you what you deserve with tons of praises. “good girl/you did so well.” lord🫠 / makes love to you to show you, you are amazing and they love you🥺
so yeah, that’s my take on this :D
#SOMEONE STOP I SWEAR#THE MORE I WRITE#THE MORE DELULU I BECOME😭😭#markxdino: asks#enhypen imagines#enhypen smut#anon: 🥥
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i had to
#how can such a small puppet take up So Much Space....#scientists are still baffled! physicists hate him!#but he is so so Cozy!#how can one sleep when a) theyre deprived of boyfriend & b) being stared at the whole night by someone who wont stop muttering#answer: howdy simply Does Not!#he will take his revenge by hogging the blankets...#scribble salad#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#tw eye contact#i swear i didnt mean to scribble wally looking Directly at the camera#but hey! he sees us doesnt he!
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Prompt 264
Danny squints at his tiny hands, eyes narrowing as Clockwork hums in the kitchen. Which he wasn’t even aware of having been in LongNow. Maybe it wasn’t. He huffed, voice too squeaky for him to continue complaining. Stupid time accidents.
Which wasn’t even starting on the other figure awkwardly sitting at the table.
He glowered at the Ghost King, who kept glancing at him with an unreadable look in their eyes, then looked back towards where Clockwork was. His scowl deepened over his cup of tea- which wasn’t fair, he wanted coffee but nooo, that’s not healthy for ‘little ghostlings’. Ugh.
Sometimes he wished he was fully ghost so he didn’t have to apparently worry about his living body having to grow back up.
#Prompts#Danny Phantom#Pariah Dark x Clockwork#Pariah looking at tiny ghostling with his pale skin & clockwork’s white hair: Oh no#Pariah looking at his fiance who helped lock him in a sarcophagus: Well I can’t Not marry him now#When you stop attempting to conquer the worlds to seduce your ex-fiance#and try to bond with your maybe-son#Danny had a time accident & being immune to CW’s power means he is stuck like this#And THEN Vlad decided to be an IDIOT and release this GHOST KING ASSHOLE#Who keeps FLIRTING with his CLOCKPA-#Oh Ancients he’s acting like a child oh no#Space Core Danny#Time Core Clockwork#Dark Core Pariah#Pariah & Fright Knight are brothers & PK keeps rambling to him#If you want to make this a crossover go for it#DCxDP#DPxDC#JL Dark gets word that someone let out a reality destroying king of infinity#dp x marvel#The heroes who time travelled are going to get yelled at by Clockwork for destroying their entire reality#Only interrupted by Pariah and tiny child who keeps biting him#“Clockwork who taught the child swears-”#Heck could do multiple crossovers#DC heroes arrive to this chaos
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really do not think people understand the extent to which palestinian sites/landmarks (especially muslim ones) were destroyed, beginning in 1948 until now, even in cities. the oldest extant mosque in jaffa (al-bahr mosque) was built in 1675, even though islam came there in the 7th century
#not to mention that many mosques that /were/ restored but are in 'jewish areas' r heavily guarded & prayer is hardly if ever allowed#to anyone thinking ''you can say the same thing abt jewish sites in mena countries''. you can't have one repaired w/o the other#and ultimately the root of the problem is both the colonization of palestine + antisemitism. advocating for palestine + against#antisemitism are far from mutually exclusive#(and for the love of god please stop using mena jews as a political gotcha i swear to god#and it's not like a regime that forced everyone to integrate into the ''new jewish'' culture is any less genocidal)#as someone who comes from one of the jewish groups who was affected by that to arguably one of the highest degrees & who's also a staunch#antizionist even i know that. politics re: cultural site preservation are stupid but that doesn't make it any less stomach-wrenching#it really is just Luck. al-bahr mosque just so Happens to be in a ''mixed city'' so destroying it'd be a ''bad look''#the tomb of nahum just so Happens to be in an autonomous kurdish territory so restoring it isnt as big a deal#and then people have the gall to wonder how i could ever ever ever sympathize with those ''savage arabs''. seriously??#btw im muting notificaions on this post so if you have a problem with me just dm me or block me whatever idc
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Bad Sans Poly for my dearest @cakesmelons ;3
I had an art crisis the entire year so I'm like experimenting and testing with art and sh- so here you go, some bad sans snuggles(I'm still relearning how to draw, barely recovered)
#man I love polys#now I have to do tagging 😒#bad sans poly#bad Sanses#killer sans#cross sans#dust sans#horror Sans#nightmare sans#sanscest#uh#polyamory#I'm not tagging individual ships here#I never liked tags#I I don't think there's anything else important to tag so I'm gonna die again#I swear if someone reads these tags#it is I. future sunny. I fcking hate this post pls leave it alone TnT#it's been over a week I think it's time to stop giving it attention...please?#UwU
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Many are afraid to fall in love, not me
#kuroko tetsuya#himuro tatsuya#himukuro#kuroko no basket#i just love them way too much#TOO MUCH i swear#they are my magnum opus#i bet kuroko is an open eyes kisser#they are about to engage in a premarital kiss someone stop them
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Sir John Herschel you will always be famous
#I love this man#and pulp musicals#haven’t been able to stop listening to it for the past two weeks#guys this hyperfixation is strong#the iron grip it has on my brain is not letting go anytime soon#it’s been a minute since I’ve posted art (literally only two weeks but that’s a while for me)#I swear I’m gonna post more soon#someone set the difficulty up while I wasn’t looking and I’m still getting my bearings#anyways expect more pulp stuff sometime soon#curt mega characters my beloved#also if you got this far in the tags- imma just say shout out to the Blinky’s Rewatch Party discord#literally the best people in the world#pulp musicals#sir john herschel#curt mega#the brick satellite#the great moon hoax#matt dahan
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saw this on twitter and IMMEDIATELY thought of byler
#the power this line has on me is INSANE#like why would mike say that.#it’s literally a form of showing love and care for someone without explicitly saying it because#even if they werent on good terms mike still cares for will#im gonna cry#this is a huge slap in the face for those mike antis who say that mike stopped caring for will after s2#this line only has 5 words but it’s all THERE#byler has me wrapped around their fingers#i swear to god#i hate them#byler#byler endgame#mike wheeler#will byers#mike queeler
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If y’all have been wondering where I’ve been
#overwatch my beloathed#but he’s so…#I stopped tagging this cause I got into a game and I absolutely shredded the other team as a one man apocalypse#I swear I play better when I play as someone I’m attracted to#more on that science later#overwatch#roadhog#road hog#overwatch 2
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6x10 | The Next World
#richard pls#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S6#rick swearing is supreme 🌟#but ya know....america#SO SWEATY#looks like he stopped over for a little swim#excuse me but the nose™️#i love me some annoyed rick#someone should have been kneeling waiting every time he had to deal with someone's crap#i volunteer#gonna invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use first though
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Mickrin
Fifth entry of my “Dunmeshi rarepairs I will birth with my own hands if I have to” series. This one’s straight up embarrassing, like of course the shadow version of Chilchuck and Marcille would get me.
It suddenly grabbed me out of nowhere. What got me thinking about it is this exchange, first comic third panel, because like… Woah. He knows she has a thing for Kabru? Or something. And he has NO FEAR. Like it’s so forward and has 0 pretenses lmao. And then I thought… And oh no. Oh no.
"I can fix him" x "I can make her worse"
Very uptight and strict and rules-following and too self-aggrandizing tbh x will not hesitate to insult you to your face and sleazy and free spirit…. Kuro is involved in an ot3 of sorts in my head and basically they drag her into Situations of various moral standing aka scams or idk going to a club god forbid.
I think she needs to relax and get taken down 1 peg maybe, and I think he needs like…….. Someone to teach him what is unhealthy lmao, also remind him to get work benefits, and if they can like get to feel safe and comfy with one another (and god just the road there would be a beautiful trainwreck to watch) they would be gossip besties worsties.
Kabru needs to be the epitome of morals but like, if it’s Mickbell she can lower the bar… Just for him… <3 She can fix him just a little and she’ll be like "wow! Ok I can settle for this amount of upstanding behavior from you Mickbell you get a gold star"
I never expected it ok I read this extra expecting nothing and god knows why I saw him be like "hey u like Kabru right. You’re his babysitter right. Which poor sap is being Kabru’s maid" with 0 fear and her being so casually pissed back at him and idk, how they’re so comfy being not polite with one another but they’re still coworkers-friends despite it… Crazy for how prickly they both are that they manage that much.
They bicker and see each other as annoying at best but weirdly dependable and friends despite it all and……….. I am going to grow them in a lab and observe how I can make it work
MICKBELL IS A REBOUND MORE AT 9???
Maybe Rin and Mickbell have a one night stand and then the aftermath dynamic is this….. She probably regrets it. And then it gets more complex and grows into something odd as she becomes hyperaware of him and they have this little complicity thing going on….
I think cuddling with Kuro (who would be more like a platonic protective & soothing presence in his and Rin’s relationship rather than romo) would destress her actually I think she needs and deserves it. Go to a dog cafe bbygirl it’ll fix you. So what I’m saying is the three of them watch a movie and Rin and Mickbell are sitting on Kuro’s laps and everyone is so comfy. Kuro’s legs die halfway through but he’s self-sacrificing it’s fine….. Actually Mick is on his laps Rin’s just nuzzled into his side. There, fixed.
I am so weirdly invested in them… They’re funky to think about. Rin seeing Mickbell and Kuro like "you guys are aware that what you two have is fucked up right" and then joining them in the messy dynamic 🤝
Put them in situations. That will be all.
The sheer amount of sass on their own, let alone together…
Make them get drunk together it’ll be glorious
#Dungeon meshi#mickbell tomas#rinsha fana#I’m sorry i see visions in my hot coco mugs#Fumi rambles#Dunmeshi rarepairs#I’ve had these two in the back of my mind for months by now i’m like. Idk if i’ll write them at one point but it’d be neat#Rin needs more love. This does it for me idk. Think of the shenanigans. Someone chasing after Mick and Kuro and they drag her through the#Alleys along. Market-going turned very wrong. Someone said since both Mick and Kuro are pretty touchy feely they’d lean on her &#I think that’s cute#Mickrin#Rinbell is also cute but eh#Everyone needs Kuro tbh he’s just so laidback and good#Kabru notices early and is like. Now what the fresh hell happened while i stopped looking at you guys for 2 secs. Good for u but also huh??#I swear i have actual meta posts coming soon i just have demons to exorcise every so often#If you ask me for another rin ship that isn’t qpr it’d prob be Pattadol. Toshiro too I’ve heard fun ideas for it but Pattadol…#Her little ‘money~’ laugh is weird lol. One common point with Mick?
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i wanted to see altaria rei then i started goofin around
#the only ones i could see clearly were eevee eiden and morpeko morvay#i couldn't pin rei to a single mon bc i don't know a THING ABOUT HIM yet#but i want to see ghost type rei fight ghost type kuya and they're both just super effective against each other#i wonder if all the old men automatically get honourary ghost type membership. live 300 years ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: spooky#ANYWAY LET ME TALK ABOUT MY LIST#as in the list i was compiling of pokemon who matched the VIBE of someone and i couldn't decide#now BESIDES the ones req et al. already mentioned. which i already 👍👍👍 i was trying to find even moooore . exploring what could be.....#rei: altaria. marowak (alolan). noctowl. chandelure. decidueye. ribombee [a quiet friend :)]. inteleon.#once again i don't know rei's birdy deal yet so i won't (eheheh) pigeonhole him into an owl pokemon but we'll just wait and see#i had inteleon under rei before milke brought up sobble yakumo so now i'm like..... oh no...#rei fits the last evol and yakumo fits the first two.... uhhhhh#they can share. like they share gem placement. butt buddies.#yakumo had: girafarig. froslass. azurill (crying). tropius. wishiwashi. leavanny. marshadow.#i just want him to hang out with the food related mons and enjoy some fresh fruit with a giant flying dinosaur. yah#OK FOR EDMOND I SAW SIRFETCH'D AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING#WHAT A REGAL BOY. I HAVE TO. PLEASE I NEED EDMOND TO WIELD ONIONS#i was trying to be serious and find him a proper majestic pokesona . i swear. but the look on sirfetch'd's's face#edmond's list went: skarmory. lucario. cinccino. zeraora. dachsbun.#do i know edmond? i doubt. he's fluffy. wait no he's severe. wait no would he dare carry a fluffy cakey pokemon around? DARE HE????#for olivine i was even more stumped. seems like a lot of the pokemon i immediately thought of were the fluffy nurse types#stuff like chansey/blissey. kangaskhan.#this pokemon is 100% female? *flings pokedex out the window* no. olivine is a gender now#some of the newer pokemon i considered were bewear. drampa. mabosstiff.#but once again these were all just Protective of the Little Ones types#so i was imagining olivine just chilling with his serene smile and an army of MASSIVE CARETAKER POKEMON behind him#but. there has to be more to him than just taking care of others . furrows brow. idk. i'll settle for lapras FOR NOW#ditto eiden riding on the back of lapras. wonderful. glorious#pokemon crossover
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#bell.txt#limbus company#SORRY I WAS DRAWING CATHY AS WARMUP AND JUST. COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS someone probably already made it but i was losing my mind#i will have actual good content soon i swear
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stanning fengqing is so useless bc 100% of their interactions are them canonically trying to off one another, but the way i need to interpret them are borderline delusional. like yes, look, they briefly glanced at each other in absolute loathing and abhorrence of each other's existence, and they do indeed strike at each other's most mortifying moments with the intention to hurt deeply. BUT if you look CLOSELY at how their gazes LINGER then you can tell that they actually very slightly in a very teeny tiny way yearn for each other in a way that transcends distance and time...no no wait come back i swear it's true—
#tgcf#they literally never make it easy#fengqing#mu qing#feng xin#mxtx#tian guan ci fu#heaven official’s blessing#please i swear i have pure intentions#just fall in love and live happily ever after what is the ISSUE#esp mu qing like can you please stop hiding behind that persona and just be VULNERABLE FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS#AND FENG XIN STOP CUSSING AND SHOW YOUR LOYALTY TO YOUR OTHER FRIEND TOO GOD#guys guys what if: general! feng xin and concubine! mu qing au#brilliant idea someone write it
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Unpopular opinion time: I think Loki's arc in the movies was excellent and we didn't need to drag him back from the dead to give him a series that ends with him completing exactly the same arc. Again.
#🤷♀️ why my guy#now if they'd explored Loki's arc post IW then sure that would have been more interesting#but it just feels like we relived his exact same arc again#and like it was fun and I liked it#s2 was amazing#but it just feels a little pointless y'know?#like both end with him sacrificing himself for those he loves to try and stop the evil villain#idk why we needed to do it twice?#anti Loki show#and if someone brings up that it was so he can fall in love with Mobius I SWEAR TO GOD
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happy belated valentines day quodo upon thee! originally posted on ao3 for the quodo minifest, this was my valentines for @chacusha, who organized the event! i had a ton of fun drawing them and im definitely looking forward to next year <333
+ bonus art based on the comic by Kate Beaton, Javert is in Slash Fiction:
#quodo#quodo minifest#star trek#star trek ds9#Quark/Odo Kiss ///REAL NOT FAKE/// CLICK HERE>>>>>#did someone say quodo rights night??? either way Here it IS <3#i added image descriptions to the alt text but let me know if you need them visible under the post as well!#initially i was going to post this to twitter months ago but alas. re: the state of things and life in general#anyway this was so much fun !! it literally got me motivated to draw...i couldn't stop i had to keep going and did another...then another..#i should compile all the other drawing i did of them bc oh Boy there were a Few#also getting odo's features just right was harder than i thought. meanwhile quark was like BOOM! there he is :)#also did u see the shoe. did u see the shine did u see it. bc i swear im never coloring shoes again#all the refs i had to use.....and if you think i exaggerated quark's fat ass well Think Again i only took from Reality! it's all there bby#my obligatory one art post a year....what was my art tag again.......oh well time to revamp it#myart#also pls go read the other fics!! i know i made a post of this before but i cant believe the one i received back...kisses them.#it was perfect! literally made for me! in fact im reading it right now! wedding of the century by sirenoftitan and Boy was it ever!!!
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