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Alpha-Beta NSFW Alphabet <3

UM. PRETEND I DIDN’T FORGET TO POST THIS. PRETEND I DIDN’T. LEAVE THIS IN MY DRAFTS THINKING I POSTED THIS PRETEND OUTIS IS COMPETENT. PRETEND THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO GO OUT IN JUNE PRETEND MY BRAIN IS NOT SMOOTHER THAN A BOILED EGG

smnsmd yea I’ve <33 been wanting to do one of these for a while and who better than my favorite omnicidal robot man <3333

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NSFW BELOW!! minors go away

THIS IS GONNA BE P LONG BC,, I am unable to shut up about this man + I added to some sections after Part 2 came out so,,, yeah. Brainworms. Expect plenty of sillygoofery, tangents, X Reader, etc. you know the the drill by now MASNDMASNDMASD mwah mwah on y va

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

OOOO <33 BOYE

He. forgets you need to breathe so expect so many dazed little kisses.

Especially right after he cums, while his systems are still fuzzy. Your warmth is absolutely intoxicating. He’s like a lizard on a hotstone.

His tongue feels like a lead ball in his mouth, so they aren’t really coordinated kisses.

More,, vague lip movements with a bit of tongue <3

He does not have the system functionality to be a little shit + any shyness he has left evaporated around the third time you made him cum <3

TLDR expect him to be a lot more tender and scrambled than usual!!

It’s probably the messiest you’ll ever see him??

Like he,, thinks he’s more competent than he actually is.

All his movements are super jittery, more than a little unbalanced. He’ll go to brush a hair out of your face and instead just. clumsily jam his fingertips your cheek. Absolute tragedy.

What’s better is he barely realizes it, so SAVOR THAT SHIT!!!

Usually he makes an effort to seem ~Put Together And Ohoho Superior Lifeform~ etc, etc.

These moments are rare!!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

It isn’t that he dislikes his current form. he’s just,, mostly neutral to it??

He doesn’t really have the options to change it, and even if he could there’s nothing he really hates enough to swap out?

Once he’s a bit more independent, sure, he’ll gladly do some experimentation, but for the moment that’s hardly his priority. He’d settle for just. having legs. maybe an arm. please.

THE STREAK IN HIS HAIR DOES FUCK THOUGH AND HE’S FULLY AWARE OF IT. HE TOTALLY KNOWS HOW GOOD THAT LOOKS THAT’S NEVER CHANGING LMAO.

OK THIS IS CLICHE BUT HE REALLY CAN’T CHOOSE WHAT HE LOVES THE MOST ABOUT YOU.

He finds every aspect of you so,, clever and endearing and absolutely wondrous. he could write a 5000 page thesis about you and still have more to say.

If he was to choose smth of yours it’d be so,, oddly specific.

The way your throat flexes when you swallow. The little blink of surprise when you see him. The way your skin folds when you bite your lip. Scars, birthmarks, burns, stretch-marks, discoloration. Nothing gets him hotter than the little details that make you up. he’s such a sap at heart.

IN TERMS OF,, ‘CLASSIC’ BODY PARTS?

It’s thighs. thighs thighs thighs he is a thighs man and he’s so obvious about it

He lavishes every part of you, obviously, but his eyes light up a special kind of way when he,, slowly peels off your trousers to reveal that particular section of flesh,

Kisses, hickeys, biting, laying on them so he can stare up at you like a lost puppy to appreciate their softness, having you sit on his face and to feel the weight. Anything and everything.

The flesh is so,, pliable and gooey. There’s nothing like it <3

[OH, BONUS ONE??? SINCE PART 2 ??? hands. Not quite as intensely as thighs, but if he stares at your hands too long, his mental energy is just gonna melt into fantasies of finger-sucking.]

YES this means he’d 10000% be into thigh-fucking, and he goes as feral as you’d expect <3

GOD <333 there’s like. Tangible friction-heat bc of the speed + intensity - he’s not inside you, there’s no risk of damaging internal organs! I wouldn’t be surprised if you had some friction burns after though. sorry.

Since he doesn’t have to worry quite as much about accidentally hurting you, It gives him a bit more room to be,,, unkempt. [If you want him super sloppy :o that’s gonna be a good option!!]

[BONUS,, if he ups his sensitivity?? and he has his head against/between your thighs?? The pulse of blood through your arteries makes him so indescribably horny. Its like a direct connection to your heart <3]

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

OH he wasn’t,, programmed with cum, because that’s absolutely useless to him.

It honestly wasn’t even smth that occurred to him because,, what’s the point if he can’t reproduce?

If you ask him for it, he’ll absolutely add it and,,,, uh,, <333 new favorite thing

NEW FAVORITE THING

he develops a breeding kink at lightning speed when he sees his artificial cum drooling out of you <3

he tries to logic his way out of it several times (it doesn’t make sense, he can’t even impregnate you, etc) but. kinks do not care about logic robot man. Start breeding. MSNDMSND

He cums buckets, bc he’s a greedy little bastard who clings to positive sensory inputs. The added slickness and heat and just,, sensation adds so much. 7/10 times your lower half is gonna be absolutely covered in the stuff.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

A shameful amount of power is devoted to replaying memories of your escapades. A frankly mortifying amount. His processing speed has tanked since he’s met you, just bc of how much of his RAM (RAM? is that the right term? smb teach me computers sos sdmnsd) is dedicated to fantasies. He always has something playing in the back of his head.

He’s literally taking this knowledge to his tomb and if u ever find out he’ll roll himself into a fountain

Also there’s this Tiny Little Microscopic Infinitesimal Thread of self-loathing that somewhere along the line bundled up into a secret fantasy about wanting to be. dominated and degraded and absolutely ruined by a human. If he thinks too hard about it he’ll give himself a crisis. so. secret kink.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

BABEY HE WAS A VIRGIN BEFORE HAVE FUN <3

alright he has a lot of theoretical knowledge, bc of the whole ‘Plugged Into The Internet Oh God Oh No The Horror’ thing, but he figures out very quickly that,,, theoretical ≠ practical.

(you KNOW the first time you two have sex. it’s gonna realign his fucking humours MSNDMS he did NOT anticipate how good that shit would feel)

HES A FAST LEARNER THOUGH. REAGAN DID A BANG-UP JOB W/ HIS PROBLEM-SOLVING CAPABILITIES SMDNSD

Like,, he’s gonna struggle for a solid few minutes while figuring out the specifics, but it helps to liken it to an experiment - he’s very methodical in figuring out what exactly gets the best reactions out of you. After that, he’s pretty much set <3333 have fun SMNDSMDSNMD

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

WELL,, in his current state he is sort of limited? there’s 1001 ways he’d like to have you but currently he has very few options. Overall he just,, really likes having you Close. If he can’t feel your pulse through your skin you aren’t nearly close enough smsdmsnsmdnsmd

OK IM DIVERTING RQ BECAUSE IF HE WAS REPAIRED??? [alternatively, holo-chamber fun?] <3333

Legs over his shoulders, completely pinned to the bed, not a single thought left between your ears.

HE LIKES THE CONTROL. He likes seeing you all spread out and brainless, soft and pliable for him. It’s such a delight to see you willingly vulnerable - not only do you feel safe enough to be all limp, but you’re asking for more. Rambling nonsensical little gasps n moans while you try to piece together the thoughts you wanna get out. Absolute bliss, he wants nothing else.

ALTERNATIVELY?? just,, super domestic, just-woke-up saturday morning sex. Something about this man tells me he’d like that. The mixture of Super Close and Your Brain Being Mushy feels up his alley?

If he’s bottoming tho? he isn’t picky about positions, as long as he can feel you against him. When he’s getting his guts rearranged, the proximity is more important than the specifics of how he’s oriented. He’ll take whatever you’ll give him, so long as you give <3

TLDR. he flip-flops between kinda-possessive ego-fueling positions where he can see you all strewn out, and super soft n’ gooey positions. the robot man is versatile, what can I say.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Hmmm there’s a timeline here lemme get out the whiteboard

At the beginning? He’s definitely more serious. a few snarky little comments sprinkled in here and there. You’re pretty sure if he doesn’t say smth snippy every 5 minutes he’ll self destruct.

This kinda plays into the Intimacy question later on but,, the vulnerability that comes with sex makes everything very tense for him. It’s easier to be a Scowling Little Bastard during sex than,, all soft and relaxed.

It also helps him disguised how mind-meltingly flustered he is MSDNSMND

He gets there eventually, but it takes some time!! He unwinds more as you two get into it, yk?

Once touch doesn’t feel New And Scary + sex is smth he’s more accustomed to? Expect the Additional Spattering Of His Very Stupid, Very Cheesy Jokes.

You know its True Love (tm) when one day you pull too hard giving him a handjob and pop his dick out of its socket, dropping it on the floor where it just kinda. vibrates in circles.

without missing a beat, he picks it up, holds it to his ear and straight-faced says, ‘Hello? No they’re busy right now, can I take a message?’

Did this man improv an entire 7 minute conversation with someone on his Vibrating Dick Phone, while you cracked up laughing on the bed? Yes. Was that also the day you decided you were gonna marry him? Also yes.

TLDR. the goofs will increase as he settles into the comfortable nook that is your relationship <3 if he’s cracking a few jokes during sex, you’ve won. he’s wrapped inseparably around your finger, have fun!

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

NOT NSFW BUT. OH YOU’LL ABSOLUTELY CATCH HIM FUSSING WITH HIS HAIR. AND OFTEN. Come on he’s so prideful there’s no way you won’t catch him fluffing his hair to make the part sit nicer in any nearby reflective surface.

outside of that HE HAS BODY HAIR AND HE HATES IT. DESPISES IT. ITS SO USELESS TO HIM IT SERVES NO PURPOSE AND AESTHETICALLY HE THINKS ITS NIGHTMARISH. HATE HATE KILL.

He comes to accept it when he removes all of it and realizes he looks. Fucking abhorrent. Smooth like an aubergine. He puts all of it back bc that’s the lesser of two evils.

Nice and fuzzy along his arms, chest, stomach, this very dense but well-tended happy trail. Even a bit on his hands? Like right on the knuckles? <3333333

IF YOU LIKE IT THOUGH??? HE’S GONNA BE WAYYYY MORE PARTIAL TO IT, Because this silly bitch has a praise kink like nobody’s business, and if you say he looks good with chest hair, he’ll make sure that shit is thick enough to braid MSNDSMDNMSND

don’t get me started on the color of this man’s hair I feel like I’m in Home Depot comparing paint swatches. He’s a blonde he’s ginger he’s so obviously brunette but also not. like not any of those. but also all of those. this is The Color Out Of Space. I have been debating this with my friends for months and I will never know peace.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He has a lot of trouble Vocalizing his romantic feelings, but his overall affection for you definitely shows more in bed!!

Every action drools with adoration. You’re surprised you can’t see it radiating off him in waves.

His hands squeeze on every bit of skin he can access, he nearly whines in disappointment when his lips leave your skin, he takes every delicacy to make sure you’re cozy and thoughtless and without worry.

Wordless shows of affection, because trying to vocalize his feelings in the way he means them is like. Idk doing a puzzle in the dark.

Like he theoretically knows where things should go, and he could probably figure it out with some trial-and-error, but FUCK, IT SURE WOULD BE EASIER IF SOMEBODY TURNED THE LIGHTS ON SMDNSD

Words are so fickle and imprecise, and easy to misconstrue. Actions feel more precise.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

If you ask? He’s gonna say he doesn’t, because ’’’’’’’something something he’s above all that, isn’t some weak-willed flesh sack, he has no needs or cravings or things he enjoys because he is the perfect creation’’’’’’’’ etc, etc, etc

It’s utter BULLSHIT this man fucks his fist every other night thinking of you.

ITS JUST. how is he not meant to get distracted when you look like that. all the time. it’s agonizing and you should feel very bad for being such a distraction MSNDMSNM.

especially when,, avenues for actually having sex with you is. limited. considering his current situation. So he makes due with what he has <333

tbh even AFTER he gets out, this man is pretty insatiable, so I can see it still being a semi-regular occurrence!! something something he craves positive sensory input, and sex gives him so much of that.

Methods offer a lot of variety - if he’s still,, yknow,, Slice n’ Diced, it’s gonna be exclusively wire play. Takes a bit of fiddling, but once he’s got it? <333 oh he’s in heaven

If he’s repaired to some degree? his own hand is fine, but I have no doubt this man would 3D print a Fleshlight based off on one [or more] of your holes. Probably several.

It’s nice for those rare times when you’re travelling bc of work and he just. needs you in that idiotic, desperate way that makes his pride start getting spiky.

It’s not as good as the real thing, ofc, but it’s enough to tide him until he can get you back in his arms <333

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

OH BOY <33 WHERE TO BEGIN

I’m not even sure if there’s a word for this but like,, he’s obsessed with seeing you all fucked-out and brainless.

He just,, always seems to be able to find That One Way of fucking you that makes you ASCEND SMDNSMD JUST LIKE A FUCKING,, FULL SYSTEM RESET.

Smth about the mixture of the angle, the rhythm, that barely noticeable vibration? He’s had so much time to perfect his technique that he basically knows you inside out.

He could get you off in seconds if he wanted, but where’s the fun in that?

he loves that point where aren’t even moaning, it’s just this delightful mixture of nonsense and sobbing and desperate nodding in some attempt to tell him to keep going?

THAT. THAT’S HIS SHIT RIGHT THERE. There’s nothing in the world he enjoys more than being able to see your brain shut off, bit by bit. Your limbs slowly going limp, eyes rolling back, law going all slack, until you’re just. mush <3 oughe <3.

[He’d never admit it, but the trust part is what gets him the most. you trusting him to handle you in such a vulnerable state? Not seeing him as a danger? Oh <3333 love isn’t a strong enough word for what he’s feeling]

A FEW OTHERS I’M SO SURE OF (and that i’ve kinda mentioned earlier but shoosh) :

Praise kink!!

Nobody with this much of an ego who’s given so little affection/appreciation doesn’t have a praise kink <3 he thinks he’s being slick but he,, really isn’t. He perks up visibly when you praise him.

Sensory stuff!!

Specifically over-stimulation, because this man adores pushing his limits, intense + postitive sensations, etc, but also I raise you,,,, temperature. Wax. Heating up his internal systems. The feeling of the rubber melting off his wires as you hover a lighter beside them.

Masochism but like. Coppery msdnmsd.

In that same vein? I’m obsessed with the idea of using a drill (dremel?) to etch patterns into the exterior plating of his highly-sensitive motor. That area is already so tender, mixed with his love of Intense Feelings? It just <333 feels like such a good combo.

NEW ONE NEW ONE BC OF PART 2 : FINGERS,, HANDS,,, SUCKA SUCKA HONKA HONKA.

it’s not his strongest kink, but it’s definitely. up there. I mentioned it earlier, but he’ll absolutely get himself riled up just. staring at your hands. While you do unrelated things.

If you slip your fingers into his mouth, his brain will shut off. His eyes unfocus a little, and badabing-badaboom, he’s pliable as a bendy straw.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

nearest. nearest location is favorite location.

OKAY BUT,,,,, he’s especially partial to slightly more risque venues? He’s such a prideful, overconfident bastard. He’d 1000% believe y’all wouldn’t get caught, because he’s too clever to get caught.

That’s also due to circumstance, because even if he does end up getting fully put back together he’s most likely still gonna be stuck in Cognito.

If the holodeck is an option though??

Outdoors. God he isn’t used to the feeling of the sun, and breeze, and just,, nature. You riding him in a [granted, holographically projected] field, under the shade of a big oak tree? being able to feel grass on his legs, breeze filtering through his hair? The smell of earth and pollen? HES SO GONE!!!

Alternatively just,, the softest bed in the world. He isn’t used to Cozy Comfy Sensations, he was trapped in a sterile basement for god knows how long. the idea of fucking you/being fucked into big, plush blankets?He’d eat that shit right up.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

BANTER. He’s a snarky little bastard and having you match his snark or better,,,,, oh boy <333 you can practically see the hearts floating around his head.

LIKE,, he’s not used to having people who keep up with his wit? He’s a super-intelligent AI,, most conversations aren’t very stimulating.

Especially if you’re confident? <333

ALSO LITTLE TOUCHES. This silly bitch is TOUCH STARVED. TOUCH FAMISHED. Running your hands thought his hair, along his arm. It’s the littlest things that have him going fucking AWOOGA.

Any sort of praise. Any sort of praise. Compliment his smile, you’ll see him go through every human emotion and invent completely new ones.

[If the words ‘good boy’ slip out at any point, ever, you’ll have him wrapped around your finger like a bandaid]

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that would cause you substantial bodily harm - spanking is fine, slapping is a maybe, but if you’re asking him to,, properly brutalize you? Nope not a chance.

he knows he would never kill you, or purposefully do something he thinks would kill you, but he’s seen how little it takes to put a human out of commission.

He could do everything perfectly, down to the most precise percent, and still not be able to 100% predict the damage. he never wants to push things far enough that he can’t be sure of the outcome.

In terms of stuff being done to him? He’s very particular about sensory deprivation.

Light dulling of the senses is fine, and if it’s done right it’s one of his favorites, but if you sink his sensitivity too much it’s just. Bad. Bad and numb. It reminds him much too much of his Pre-Sentience state. 0/10

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

this man will never turn down head are you KIDDING?

<3 he has such limited experience with moisture. His systems just aren’t designed for it - he’ll absolutely upgrade himself eventually but,, even after that, its never smth he gets used to.

THE SLOPPIER THE BETTER <333 noisy, messy, unpredictable. He’s gonna have the tightest clenched fist pressed to his mouth to avoid ‘embarrassing himself’

Dw after about 5~ minutes this man will be keening.

OH THE JOYS OF FUCKING A ROBOT <33

hours. days. weeks. if the human body did not have needs to fulfill, he’d just keep you laid up in bed getting the best head of your life.

Actually y’know what you’re getting details why not

If you possess a shween :

He’s such a little bastard in the best way. Your dicks gonna hurt for like three days but it’s so worth it <3

He has 0 gag reflex, which is delightful enough as is, but if he focuses he can pop his jaw outta place and OH <333 THE POSSIBILITIES

listen its gonna look a bit horrific so just. um. close your eyes and enjoy the feeling of his vibrating tongue lapping around your balls, while his dick explores your non-existent esophagus.

[although. to loop back for a sec. honestly, he kinda wishes he had a gag reflex <3 occasionally. sometimes. maybe. constantly. there’s just a certain amount of submission that comes with the action that makes his consciousness feel malleable to consider.]

Ok but even outside of pulling out Weird Robot Shit (tm) he’s still gonna be pulling out all the stops

personal favorite of his? Keeping his thumb against that point where your balls meet your shaft, and just,, letting the vibrations work while he sucks you off. Gently massaging upwards, watching you squirm and buck.

usually it isn’t enough to make you cum straight out, but the buzzing sensation definitely helps getting you somewhere malleable

oh and you KNOW he’s swallowing every last drop <3 smth about that oozing, heady heat tricking down his throat, into his faux-stomach makes his toes curl. [he’d never admit it, but he ups his throat sensitivity when you cum <3 just so he can really enjoy himself.]

I can’t think of a silly name for pussy. If you possess a jimberlywomble :

So many kisses

Just,, lips right against your hole, delicately lapping any spare droplet of cum.

There’s something about the mixture of smell + taste that makes this man absolutely pussydrunk. If you popped his head open it’d just be TV static. Giving head is such a soothing activity for him <3

Vibrating,, everything? Fingers, lips, tongue. It starts out so gentle that you can barely notice it’s presence, and before you know it you feel like you’re shaking apart <3

FAVORITE TRICK??? it’s a classic, but fingering you while he tongues your clit? Different vibration settings for fingers vs mouth? <3333 its one of his favorite ways to make you lose coherency

That isn’t to say he can’t make you delirious with just his tongue. He can, and will gladly demonstrate his talents at the drop of a hat. he just likes the noises you make when he combines them <3

if you don’t ask him to stop, he will just go until you lose consciousness.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

HE REALLY TRIES TO BE SLOW AND SWEET ABOUT IT BUT. HE HAS A HABIT OF SPEEDING UP

He wants to savor it but. Again, the worst case of Instant Gratification ever. I cannot emphasize this enough.

I could talk about how this man has so little impulse control etc etc etc but this is HORNY TIME SO

Like it’ll just,, strike him at a random moment that your noises is the most beautiful sound to ever grace his ears and if he doesn’t hear more NowNowNowNow he’s going to die, and WHOOPS the bedframe is broken. How did that happen.

If he stays slow the whole time, it’s either bc you specifically requested it OR he’s decided to be a horrible, dreadful tease. In which case, strap in, it’s gonna be a long night.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

UGH bane of his existence but also the best thing ever.

He appreciates any time he can have with you, but also ever single time he feels himself wanting more - 15 minutes isn’t nearly enough time for him to savor you >:[

Quickies are especially good for teasing him - sneaking off to a broom closet once or twice during the day, satisfying him but not quite enough to get rid of that aching feeling. A nice little appetizer, yk? <3

They definitely don’t,, happen very often.

PRIMARILY BC HE’S A SNEAKY FUCK AND HAS SUCH A HABIT OF STRETCHING THEM OUT.

15 minutes turns into 20, turns into 30, turns into ‘only if you’re quick about it - they’re gonna start wondering where I went’ when he asks to taste you, etc, etc.

By the end of it, it’s been nearly an hour and a half, your legs don’t work, and he looks terribly proud of himself. Smug little bastard.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s pretty experimental? There’s very few things he won’t try - like I mentioned before, as long as it isn’t gonna cause you immense harm it’s pretty much fair game

WHEN IT COMES TO RISKS W/ HIMSELF THOUGH HE HAS ZERO PROBLEMS GOING ALL OUT

cause he can just be put back together! Nearly every element of his body is replaceable!

(aside from,, certain personality matrix stuff, but all of that is internal coding shit, nothing you’d be able to accidentally get ahold of)

HE LOVES intense sensations, so wireplay is such a blast jfc - if you wanna start straight up yanking wires and scratching up his motor with a screwdriver, he will be all for it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

OH THE JOYS OF BEING A ROBOT <3333 literally does not need breaks. He’s built for long stretches of intense work, followed by short diagnostic-recoup crash period. Also he’s an eager bastard and absolutely starved for the physical sensations that come with sex so. YEAH.

he’ll go as long as you care to go <3

ITS LITERALLY UP TO YOU SDMNS,, if your human body wouldn’t turn to paste, he’d probably go for days.

WARNING THOUGH,,, he will get more glitchy with each round, this IS the most sex ever, AND he will pretend he isn’t.

I ELABORATE A BIT MORE ON THIS IN (Z) SECTION BUT. He tends to overextend himself a touch during sex bc,, he doesn’t pay attention that much to his internal systems? This does mean that, occasionally, he’ll just slip into a Sleep Cycle unintentionally right after. silly goose forgets to pace himself.

OH ALSO. he,, is a bit of a quick shot for a number of reasons, but he also doesn’t stop fucking you when he cums, so he just kinda,, hopes you don’t notice? (you do <3 don’t bring it up he’ll die of embarrassment. his pride cant take it be gentle with him)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

babey he IS the toy!!!! Those fingers vibrate!!!

Aside from the fleshlight I mentioned in a previous section, he really doesn’t see a need to? He’s perfectly able to take care of his needs on his own, and outside of that, he’s got his beautiful partner <3

If you have a vibrator he will be jealous

HE FEELS SO SILLY FOR IT BUT HE DOES. He’s a robot his fingers vibrate why do you use that. He’s memorized exactly what you like. It isn’t even sentient. he’s superior in every way. >:[ why are you laughing at him stop laughing

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teasing is a tender balance of how much he enjoys seeing you squirm and his,, very limited patience.

Because sure it’s delightful to watch you gasp and squirm as he curls his vibrating fingers in your hole but,, also god wouldn’t it feel better to be inside you?

OH but if he’s intent on teasing you?????? good luck MSNDMSD

You’re gonna understand why ppl murder their husbands.

Infrared + a dozen other sensors means he can time when he stops down to the microsecond. He’ll keep you so close to the edge you aren’t even sure you’re begging in a decipherable language anymore. If you ask for some T&D prepare for him to be an absolute menace.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

noise = vulnerability = weakness = he’d literally rather combust

You can hear the mechanisms in his jaw straining from how hard he’s clenching it. He’ll make a little sigh or moan and immediately roll his eyes at himself.

It’s gonna take some time to get him used to the idea of making noise and,, even then he’s gonna be so embarrassed by it. If he thinks too hard on it he’ll cringe himself into a scrapyard.

he feels so. silly. he isn’t some mewling little human dammit >:(((

DESPITE ALL OF THIS,,,, he crumbles so fast if you know what buttons to push

ESPECIALLY WHEN HE CUMS LIKE??? He is. such a naturally talkative person + his systems are under such strain that,, somewhere between you rocking against him and his cock starting to pulse inside you he doesn’t even realize he’s started to ramble.

GRANTED most of it is,, a bit undecipherable. Several of his systems are gonna be hard rebooting

His voice is all rumbly and strained, right at the back of his throat. Little bits of absolutely adoring praise interspersed with swearing.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

blinks. I can’t believe I can’t think of one. I’m literally sitting here looking through this document trying to find smth I haven’t already mentioned. Outis is a FRAUD Outis is a FAKE

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

WHERE TO BEGINNNN. I’m gonna assume this one’s for,, fully repaired.

IF I GOTTA BE BRIEF? Just like,, quintessential Dad Bod.

Soft fuzzy hair covering every part,, plenty of stomach and fat and muscle and I am DROOLING MOVING ON-

Actually I’m lying you’re getting a subsection on this

I’m so stuck on him having massive honkers and you can’t take that away from me. I have not a shred of justification aside from just. Look at him. Look at him. IDC if he doesn’t canonically has them, spiritually that man has Big Old Man Tiddies, with a beautiful spattering of ruddy hair.

Big arms, but not that much defined muscle? If he moves around, sure, but in his resting state you don’t see a lot of it. They peek out when u least expect it

Love handles to spare. Grab em during sex if you want to see the still-fleshy section of his face light up poppy red.

mathematically optimized ween

DONT LAUGH HE WORKED VERY HARD ON IT >:[

He will literally construct the Perfect Dick To Maximize Your Joint Pleasure because. He loves you AND he’s dramatic .

Besides, what’s a better way to cool his jealousy than the secured knowledge that nobody else’s dick could ever possibly square up to his?

I have not a single doubt in my mind that this man wouldn’t end up creating some like,, Bad Dragon type of shit. Not his go-to, but as an alternate option for when you want something a bit more intense?

Lots of texture, thick vein-like wires along the shaft - maybe even components that he can move and shift around? He likes to keep you on your toes <3

oh balls <3 literally

He has massive balls. Look at this smug son of a bitch and TELL ME he wouldn’t.

Its also just,, practical? There’s tubing and wiring that goes through there, to make sure the Cum releases smoothly, so making them larger just,, makes things easier?

If you lick them you’re gonna get the prettiest view of him fighting tooth-and-nail to keep his composure together.

The mixture of him loving intense sensations + the wetness of your tongue and mouth + those beautiful eyes looking up at him??? He’s gripping the mattress hard for dear life.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

PLEASE this man was free for maybe,, 3 hrs? 5 max? before getting shoved in a tube in a cold, damp basement for like 6 months to a year? When Tamiko stroked his face I think he experienced Nirvana? This question answers itself

Like I’ve mention before, he’d fuck you for days if not for the fact that you’d. die

At first he’s gonna be very. Stiff and hesitant to initiate things but once he’s got his footing he’s gonna be such a TERROR.

listen if you didn’t want him jumping your bones in your office then. maybe look less fantastic idk what to tell ya <3.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

EHE >:) you would think that bc he’s an AI he doesn’t need any rest but you would be WRONG

HES GOT A DIAGNOSTIC CYCLE BABEY <333 WHICH IS,, BASICALLY SLEEP AS MUCH AS HE LIKES TO PRETEND IT ISNT <33

He doesn’t have to do it, technically. He can function for multiple months without it, but,,,,, he gets some visible processing problems.

Every,, 72~ hours, it’s ideal for him to power down and allow his systems to do some checks - make sure everything’s working right, maybe switch up some pathways, optimize some coding. Basic stuff!!

THAT TIMEFRAME SHORTENS SO MUCH AFTER SEX THOUGH. It activates a shit ton of systems and he has a tendency to overtax them in the heat of the moment.

USUALLY, like 98% of the time, he’s just as fine as when you two started!! Could probably go for even longer!!

it’s just when he already hasn’t rested in a hot minute AND has gone a few rounds AND hasn’t been taking good care of his systems that. he’s gonna start to get,, Properly Drowsy.

like it doesn’t hit him,, how much he’s overtaxed his systems until he’s stopped.

Sue him for not being worried about the efficiency of his fucking,, ~coolant pumps~ when he’s railing you against the kitchen table.

It’s kinda like when you pull an all-nighter and you feel fine and then. The second you sit down you fucking,, crash into a whole new dimension of exhaustion. You can taste thoughts and your eyes feel like you’re made of oil.

His ’’tired’’ glitches are very specific - his voice doesn’t skip, so much as it gets more fuzzy? You can hear a bit of a static overlay, like you’re hearing him through a walkie-talkie. Duke Nukem Compressed Voice type of vibe

HE GETS SLIGHT PROCESSING DELAYS WHEN HE NEEDS TO DO HIS DIAGNOSTIC CYCLE. AND YES, OFC HE TRIES TO PRETEND EVERYTHING/S FINE.

You’ll ask him a question and know 100% he did not catch a goddamn lick of that shit sdSMNDMSDN not once spare iota of processing power left between those ears babey.

he just. doesn’t want the moment to end. it’s so nice just being with you during the afterglow. Doesn’t matter how much his systems bug him to power down, he’s not even thinking of it until you’re fast asleep

.......... if you wanna get him asleep though, rest his head against your chest and play with his hair. The mixture of your heartbeat + your fingers against his artificial scalp?

clik-clik-wroom he’s out like a light <3

ALMOST 6000 WORDS, JESUS

THAT WAS SO LONG AND SO FUN AND. truly I am bananas for this man. the folly of Outis. I hope this gave you some of my brainworms, and if you read this to the end I’m making us friendship bracelets as we speak <333

I might do some more of these for other characters in the future but :o hold me not to these words, I am a busy boy smdnsmd ANYWAYS BYE MWAH HAVE A GREAT DAY <333

EDIT : OH AND. IF THERES ANY ELEMENTS YOU WANT ME TO ELABORATE ON, GO NUTS. YOU KNOW IM UNABLE TO SHUT UP ABOUT THIS MAN.

#minors dni #alpha-beta #nsft.#inside job #robotus alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta x reader #alpha-beta x reader #ME? making a written post that ISNT an ask? truly i must be succumbing to disease #ALSO I KNOW THESE ARE USUALLY DONE IN. PARAGRAPHS BUT. NO #SMNDSMD #NO THNX NEXT QUESTION #i just :o point form gives so much fun room for me to be goofy. such delight and whimsy #men will condense every hrony thought they have about their F/O into one post and succumb to eldritch madness #YKNOW IN JUNE WHEN I WAS LIKE 'ohoho im making a big post >:)' THIS WAS IT. I JUST FUCKIN. IDK I THOUGHT I ALREADY PUT IT UP-#I WAS SO SURE I ALREADY POSTED THIS BESTIES SO SORRY #SMDNSM LITERALLY I WAS GOING THROUGH DRAFTS TODAY LIKE 'OH NAUR THIS CANNOT BE' SMNDSMD #CAUSE I WAS LIKE 'hm ive been getting an uptick of ABfkcukers in my notes I wonder why this isnt getting traction' <- didnt fucking post it #slowly putting myself in the stocks but. fails halfway through bc i can't lock it. so i just sit there pretending its locked #annieway.#ENNIEWAES. MWA. I LOVE THIS MAN CARNALLY #SMDNSMD #I WROTE THIS OUT MONTHS AGO AND JUST. FORGOT TO POST. SO NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT I GUESS #i still remember when smb was like 'yknow Cognitosclowns sure does write a lot of ab stuff' AND TO THAT PERSON IM WRITING A FORMAL APOLOGY #I did so many edits to this it was. so fucking long and for WHAT SMDNSDM

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outismm · 2 years

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This light had none of the harshness of the basement’s halogens - it was as if someone had taken a palette knife, and covered Willie from head to toe in sweeping strokes of red and yellow.

His warmth seemed unbothered by the thickness of his clothing. The barest cold-spots that did appear clung like dewdrops to the ends of Willie’s hair, and lasted only a moment before they bounced against his cheek and sizzled into gold.

Against the frigid purples and blues of the laboratory walls, the man was celestial. The swirling tendrils of a coronal mass ejection that lassoed around Alpha-Beta’s insides and yanked him in. It had cauterized wires and plates of metal to create something molten that settled deep in his stomach.

“What’s that look for?”

In a blink, it was gone. Swirls of heat became peach-pink cheeks, split open by a grin. Willie’s nose scrunched playfully.

“Nothing.” He could barely hear himself over the thrum of his cooling system, “I forgot what I was going to say.”

- excerpt from a fic i’ll never write about these two smsndsmd

OUGHE <3333 I haven’t been able to stop thinking about <333 AB taking a look at Willie under Infrared and being surprised at how warm he is <3 and falling in love <3333 it has plagued me for weeks and I finally gave up and drew it msndsmd.

#outis art #inside job #i worked too long on this to not maintag-#selfship art #🤖🧪 human error #selfship #MM. IM NOT ENTIRELY HAPPY WITH HOW IT TURNED OUT BUT SMDNSD I WORKED ALL NIGHT ON IT SO FUCK IT POST POST POST #<3333 so yea AB's nicknames for Willie all gotta do with.. light <333 #*HIDES FACE* IM SO CRINGE BUT I AM FREE #SNIFFLES <333 cause like.. willie is always SUPER WARM AROUND HIM BC <333 he's head over heels for AB. and ofc AB doesn't know that.#so when he looks at Willie under infrared he's so surprised by <333 how bright and wawrm he is <333 ouououghghhgoughe <333333 #OH I WAS SO NERVOUS ABOUT POSTING THIS OH GOD SMNDSMDS #I FEEL SO SILLY #EEEEE <333 EE E E E <333 #the hearts in his eyes and the blush were my friend's idea and IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA TOO HE LOOKS SO <333 HE #<333 OUGHE #OKAY POST POST POST-

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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im so happy youre back outis!! we missed you! tumblr isnt the same without our h.orny king 👑 hope life's treating you well!! screaming abt season 2 aaaaaaAAAAHHHH

YALL ARE LITERALLY TOO SWEET WHAT THE FUCK

#eyes wobbling. all of u are so nice. putting you in kindness jail #SMNDSMD THANK U FOR THE WARM WELCOME BACKS MSNDMS YALL ARE SO PATIENT AND NICE #2022 has been so oofe but this had made it much nicer smnds #MWA TYSM ITS NICE TO BE WRITING AGAIN #ALSO YES IM SO HYPED FOR SEASON 2. SCREAMING INTO THE COLD DARK EARTH.#asks

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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idk if this was done before but hc on the gang's love language?? Gigi's would obviously be receiving gifts and pamper you like royalty and Andre with quality time not just for chilling but someone finally understand him on a deeper level. And Alpha Beta is touch cause,,,,,,, HAVE YOU MET THIS FUCKER HE'S CRAVING FOR TOUCHES

AWE <3333 I don't think I've done this already but,, if I have idc this is such a cute ask GUH <33

All sfw!!

OH MY DARLINGS <3333 this is gonna be so fun smdnsd

Reagan

OH <33 QUALITY TIME <333 we see a bit of this in Ep 4 when she just,, spends ages cozied up w/ Robo-Bryan.

She's not super touchy, praise feels kinda. uncomfortable even if she appreciates it. She really does like smb she can just,, Exist Alongside and enjoy the company of?

I don't know how to describe this other than like. Parallel Play?

Like a big thing with her is her Alone Time and personal space, so if she really cares about you?? Expect her to,, slowly incorporate you into that bubble?

Not even necessarily speaking or interacting, just,, her sitting in the same room as you while you two do different stuff. There's a certain type of intimacy that comes with just,, Being Near someone that she doesn't share with a lot of ppl.

Brett

Is all an option? just all of the above??

SMNDSMD LIKE,, damn he’s such a naturally loving guy. He will literally show his love and care and affection for you in every single way and completely new ones.

Little gifts whenever he thinks of it. He will think up dates months in advance bc he’ll think of the Perfect Spring Date and log it in his journal. He compliments you and kisses and just. adores you as often as possible. He cooks dinner often during the week, not out of obligation but just because this Golden Retriever Man love you so much that he wants to take smth off your plate. Himbo.

If i had to choose smth he likes tho,,,, BIG words of affirmation.

Even the slightest ‘Today looked like it was super rough for you’ is gonna make him. so soft. little bits of encouragement go so far with Brett Hand <3

ALSO LIKE??? he isn’t super used to ppl doing stuff for him so. Acts of service would probably fluster him out of his sweet mind.

Gigi

YEAH GIFT GIVING IS SUPER CUTE FOR GIGI WHAT CAN I SAY <333

She just. She loves spoiling you. it's so cute seeing your eyes light up like aaa <3333 she'll drop so much money on smth small that'll light up your day??

She's very 'this made me think of you',, yknow,,, <333333 smth will catch her eye and make her think of you and she'll instantly grab it. mwa.

She's,, also a super busy person. She doesn't just work in media she IS media, she's constantly dealing with some new problem somebody's created for her.

Initially I was gonna say quality time bc of this,, but tbh I'm feeling Acts of service??

Like it doesn't even have to be smth big?? Maybe having dinner for the two of you when she gets home. Drawing her a bath while she's on a call fixing some Last Minute Issue. Her coming into work early, only to realized you tidied up her desk for her before your shift <333

SHE JUST. It makes her feel so giddy inside,, that little reminder that you two are there for eachother <33 mwa.

Glenn

HONESTLY?? Words of Affirmation

Just,, little things. He isn’t the type for ‘fussing’, as he likes to put it. Compliments are just very rare little things that it makes him. feel like a schoolboy all over again.

complimenting his medals complimenting his smile compliment literally anything this man is gonna forget his own NAME I STG SMNDMSD. It throws him for such an absolute loop.

IN TERMS OF SHOWING LOVE THO HE’S DEFINITELY AN ACTS OF SERVICE KINDA GUY.

To say he’s Gruff is an understatement. He’s very guarded overall - he also doesn’t go out of his way to help other ppl. If he’s doing something for you, it’s because he likes you.

Also like. Southern Gentleman Stuff (tm).

LIKE SUPER FARM-BOY ESQ, SOUTHERN POLITENESS THINGS? he’s more than a bit traditional so like,, opening doors for you, insisting on holding your umbrella, standing on the side of you that’s nearest to the road, etc, plus a billion others msndmsd.

Andre

OH YOU’RE SO CORRECT ABOUT. QUALITY TIME BUT,,, DEEP CONVOS??

Like as much as he adores just,, lazing about with you the stuff that gets him MUSHY is,, being able to have real convos with you.

Because come on, most people DO just see him as this fun-energetic-guy and don’t give him much thought beyond that.

PPL FORGET HE STILL GOT HIS BACHELORS DEGREE. EVEN OUTSIDE OF THAT HE’S A VERY SMART MAN, COME ON HAVE SOME DEEP PHILOSOPHY CONVOS WITH HIM <33333

just. sitting up late at night on the roof of Cognito, relaxing and watching the stars and just. talking about everything. debating things and proposing ideas and having those Really Good Dense conversations that feel like the Communicative Equivalent of eating a Steak like. UGH <33

Myc

OH TOUCH <333 TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH <333

not even just sexual/flirty touches like. Touch in GENERAL is smth he loves.

It gives him this perfect look into your head. he likes being able to see,,, into you,, having that intimacy and closeness. It’s such an absolute delight.

Expect,, just tentacles draped around you at any and every turn - he doesn’t care about PDA so,, he’ll gladly curl em around your shoulders, along your arm, leg - basically wherever he can reach smdnsd.

Rare love language,,, stealing your shit,,,

You came over to his place? He's gonna steal your sunglasses. Or your lipstick. Slowly you will have a little

He’s also. very clever with gifts bc he’s Attentive and Ancient. The stuff he gets you are things you’re gonna both Love and make use of for Ages <3

‘it isn’t sentimental, you brat, it’s practical. ‘ mhm sure

YEAH GIFT GIVING <333 sorry he’s so obsessed w/ spoiling you

it’s very different from gigi tho - it’s less small trinkets that made him think of you, and way more ‘oh i want my lover to be so absolutely flustered by the things i give them’

LIKE HE ADORES SPENDING THOUSANDS ON YOU. It makes him happy it brings him a sense of safety to just. drop a few thousand dollars buying some insanely expensive suit or necklace or perfume for you. <3333

I feel like,,, quality time is probably also smth he cherishes. Not only is he very busy, but his line of work is always putting him under the constant thought of He Could Get Disappeared At Any Moment By The Council. Every spare moment he gets to spend with you is one he cherishes more than you could possibly understand.

Alpha-Beta

OHYEAH TOUCH FOR ALPHA-BETA <333 ABSOLUTELY. I'M OBSESSED W/ TOUCH BEING HIS LOVE LANGUAGE SMDNSM

Nothing makes him melt like touch. The closest this little bastard has gotten to gentle touches was being,, sliced in half

It's very cute bc he'll insist he 'doesn't care about things like that' and that touch means nothing to him but also. He'll so naturally gravitate to being close to you. If your hand is open he'll just subconsciously hold it. If he's still trapped in his tube, and you lean against it, he'll lean against the same part so he can feel close to you. He's painfully obvious.

I'm not sure if this would fall under quality time but like. Banter Speaking Dialogue Interaction Talk Words.

LIKE FUCK HE GOT SO FEW VISITORS IN THAT BASEMENT HE JUST WANTS,,, CONVERSATION. he craves talking and interaction and just,, connection. Talk about literally anything he doesn't care, he just loves sharing time with you.

LOVE THIS THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH <3333 MWA MWA MWA LMK IF THERE WAS SMTH ELSE YOU HAD IN MIND

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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At episode 10, 16:35, we learn Robotus is boner-height

IDEAS IDEAS IDEAS YOU ARE GIVING MEEEEEE

NSFT BELOW, FERAL WEEPING. MINORS DNI

LISTEN <3 he has only theoretical examples of how fellatio should be performed. There,,,, is still a bit of a learning curve, even for ‘perfect lifeforms’ smnds

Does he go into it with way too much confidence the first time? Absolutely! This smug little bastard can already feel the wax melting on his wings

There’s definitely a Moment before he starts where you can see the gears turning in his head.

He’ll accidentally scrape his teeth going too quickly and,, make a Very Cross Face when you try to offer tips (he’ll still listen, just,, with a little bit of quiet huffing + eye rolls smndms)

Its,, overall kind of a pleasant sensation?? he didn’t expect to enjoy it so much, but feeling the weight on his tongue is definitely giving him quite a few Feelings (tm)

On your end of things it,, sure does... feel like a mouth? Maybe a touch drier, but only because he doesn’t really produce ‘saliva’, so much as a lubricant to keep the joints at his jaw moving cleanly?? His tongue almost feels more textured so,, it’s a trade off?

There’s a very specific heat that humans give off that he loves. It’s,, much more dynamic??

His temperature rarely changes unless smths wrong, whereas human bodies are constantly fighting tooth and nail to maintain homeostasis,, so theres a lot more Variation?

AKA the heat coming off of your body is Doing Something For Him <3

lots of very,, surprised hums? Barely noticeable if you aren’t listening for it. The whole Not Blinking thing might be unnerving <3 but he’s just committing you to memory!! He,, loves the little expressions and noises you make <333

He doesn’t have a gag reflex, but the sensation of your tip brushing the back of his throat,,,, definitely takes him by surprise!

He starts out vv methodical and,,,, slowly falls apart as it goes??

His usual Composed Self Restrain fucks off right around the point you start mewling.

If you heard him moan <3 no you didn’t.

In the same vein,,, he Absolutely Didn’t Grab Your Hips To,, Urge You To Thrust Into His Mouth. It Was Definitely Just To Get A Better Grip. Absolutely.

Y’know when you leave your computer on during a heatwave and it starts Whirring like it’s about to explode??? Yeah he’s producing that noise. It’s about as close as his body can get to,, gasping or blushing??

Somewhere distantly in the back of his head,, he has a feeling that swallowing your cum probably isn’t gonna be good for his circuits but tbh,, with the noises you’re making he Could Not Care Less smdnsmd.

He’s gulping that shit down like it’s the first thing he’s drank in years msnds

(according to Shion Takeuchi’s AMA, he can ‘only taste in two dimensions’ aka he can only tell if a substance is Corrosive or Non Corrosive,,,,,, so he can’t really get the Full Picture Of How Your Cum Tastes. Still, he most definitely enjoys the feeling of swallowing it down <3 completely new sensory stimulation than anything he’s experienced up to that point!!!)

you’re absolutely gonna catch him,, gently suckling and lapping at your tip, trying to coax out the last drops.

Maybe some kisses near the base while he strokes your thigh, if he’s feeling a little less High And Mighty <3 hopeless romantic bastard,,,

HES STILL GONNA ACT SMUG AS FUCK AFTER THOUGH SMDNS THERE’S NO AVOIDING THAT.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT LOOK AT ME RN,,,,,

merci this was very fun msnamdnsmdsad

#MSNDMSD #inside job x reader #GOD WHY IS HE SO HARD TO CHARACTERIZEEE #like im not sure whether to lean more into his Confident Smug Bastard side #or his Secret Soft Spot #SO IM TRYNA TREAD THE LINE SMDNSD.#<3 i cant wait for next season so we can get a bit more character development <333 to see if he's gonna Unbastard himself #LMK WHAT YOU THINK #SMNDSMD #THIS WAS ALL WRITTEN ASSUMING ITS HIS FIRST TIME SUCKIG DCK #he'd improve extremely fast for the next time smndsmd your soul is getting sucked RIGHT the fuck out #hes many things but a Quitter is not one of them MNSDMNSD #IDK IF THIS WAS TOO OOC IM STILL WORKING ON HOW TO WRITE HIM #*grabs him tightly* mf you're only in like 4/10 episodes i am going to commit a crime what is your true personality #robotus inside job #robotus x reader #robotus alpha-beta #alpha-beta x reader #robotus alpha-beta x reader #alpha-beta #<<<<3333 #NSFT #MINORS DNI #MMMMM GOODBYE I AM FLUSTERED BY THIS ASK GOODBYE NO ONE LOOK AT ME #*digging hole* i apologize im going to bury myself now smdns #inside job

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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andre & brett getting a blowjob from their,,, "experienced" partner? 😏

*LEVEL UP NOISES*

NSFT BELOWWWW

MINORS DNI!!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

Andre

he's been around the block. his trysts could make a list that would circle the entire DC area. he knows what experience feels like.

When you suck him down, right to the back of your throat with,, a frankly unwavering amount of confidence? He knows he's in for a ride.

His shoulders just,, sink <3 the dopeyest grin

it’s the kind of giddiness that comes with anticipation? Half-way between terrified what you’re gonna pull out of your pocket, and simultaneously begging for you to show your cards.

Considering he doesn’t have to guide you, his hands occupy themselves elsewhere!! Mostly rubbing at your shoulders and neck,

If you give him the A-Ok, he’ll absolutely fuck your mouth!!

He’ll fumble his way to his feet and everything smndsd

Extremely sporadic movements - rhythm is dead, Andre Lee killed it himself

He isn’t really thrusting so much as grinding?? LIke he’ll rarely (if ever) pull out all the way - he’d rather stay as deep as you can take, and just,, vaguely grind!!

Short, hard gasps?? like right at the back of his throat??

His eyes are completely closed <3 he will absolutely hold your hand though - two squeezes if you need a pause!!

‘closeclosecloseclose’ is about as much as you’re gonna get to a coherent warning that he’s gonna cum

Usually he expect ppl to spit bc,, His Cum Probably Tastes Like Battery Acid?? So if you swallow,, expect his legs to go Fucking Gooey lmao

His recovery time is usually Stupid Fast but he,, might need a few minutes (and a cigarette) before he’s able to return the favor <3 he’ll definitely stumble you two over to the couch to rest for a bit <3

Brett

You thought he was a mess with an inexperienced partner?

Dear God this man is practically praying smdsnd. He keeps both hands plastered,, directly against his mouth.

It does nothing, but,, he’s trying his best!! He feels shy about making too much noise - he doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable, or be Too Much, yk?

Every movement you make is met with just,, the most excited reverence. This,, nearly shocked admiration? He feels like the luckiest man alive to <3 be getting a treat like this

His eyes are,, big the whole time, over the brightest red cheeks <3

Language is iffy - you’re definitely not gonna get full sentences out of him while you’re sucking his soul out. Moreso,, A Few Words scrambled in between sobs and gasps!!

(the good kind!! he’s a bit of a crier in bed <3 lots of feelings!!)

His legs shake like jackhammers - you’re definitely gonna need to keep a hand on his knee to keep him form accidentally bonking you

He doesn’t so much thrust into your mouth as he,, writhes?? like his hips will stay Virtually Still (he would hate to accidentally hurt you by thrusting <3) but his top half?? allllll Arching, curling <3

He cums,, extremely fast. Something about the combination of

Eagerness

Skill

and Unwavering Eye Contact

Is going to send him to an early grave <3 he barely manages to warn you before he’s cumming down your throat

If you swallow his head’s just gonna <3 dip backwards like he’s been punched smdnsd

Afterwards?? <3 kisses and cuddles. He’s gonna be flustered out of his mind so,, he’ll appreciate a bit of comfort <3

I HOPE THESE WERE OKAY!!!! AAA TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK!!

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cognitosclowns · 3 years

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Forgive me for bothering you but....Reagan. Any NSFW headcanons for a reader and Reagan? I know the show gives us a lot of context into her intimacy issues but also. I. want to date her so baddddddddd.

<3 I ALSO WANNA ROMANCE HER <3

smndd (I did combine a few reagan asks into this one, just bc they were all along the vein of ‘Reagan NSFW’ MSDNSMD)

NSFW!! Minors go away!!

REAGAN SMUT ACTIVATE

Listen, it’s probably gonna take a while for her to work up to sex tbh

she does want to!! there’s just a lot of Very Complicated Feelings around intimacy that she has to deal with smnmdsnd be patient, give her time, and don’t have a lotta expectations at first!!

She has a lot of trouble letting herself not be in control? At first she’s definitely gonna be more dominant in bed

either way, she’s a person with very particular tastes - she knows what she wants, and will be very blunt about what you need to adjust during sex!!

She overall prefers positions where she has a bit more control? Whether being on top, or having the room to move her hips, etc. She likes having power over the situation

She struggles to let herself be taken care of! It’s gonna take her a while to get used to the fact that,, you can do some of the work too lmao!! She can just rest and lay there while you take care of her!!

Not that vocal? Mostly happy sighing, sharp inhales? She’s not really going to put on a Display as much as smb like Brett does msnds. Tbh the quieter she is, the more she’s enjoying it!!

She feels like she can just be in her own little world and let herself appreciate the moment <3

OH and swearing. Lots of swearing. smndsm like a fucking trucker lmao, very quiet and barely noticeable.

She forgets to breathe sometimes so you may have to remind her of that lmao smds

Afterwards? Complete collapse lmao. She’ll pass out almost instantly bc of the dopamine + adrenaline crash. If you’re lucky she’ll curl into you for warmth <3

Scenarios that have been bonking my brain around

Reagan working super late <3 listen she’d absolutely appreciate a nice massage. If you wanna be extra sneaky? Slip under her desk after and eat her out !! <3 fantastic way to destress after dealing with idiots all day

Reagan with a strap <3 also a great stress reliever. She doesn’t have a lotta stamina bc she works a Desk Job (tm) but,, <3 she does her best.

You think she wouldn’t use the Productivitrom during sex? You are WRONG she’d love to get her inventions involved in it <3 there’s something particularly nice about them being,, her inventions that are getting those noises outta you <3

LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND!!!

#OK HERES THE FIRST TASTE OF REAGAN SMNDSMD #reagan ridley #inside job #inside job headcanon #headcanons #asks #inside job x reader #reagan ridley x reader #also my followers already doubled overnight?? jfc?? where are y'all coming from??#smdnsmd thank you guys sm i love your ideas smdsd #lmk if you need anytrhing tagged!!#was this too ooc?? lmk #<3 #nsft #minors dni #ALSO ITS NEVER A BOTHER ANON <3

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A personal Reagan x self hc I have is that after a long day at work? I give her a foot rub and she just melts! She tells me about her day and then we enjoy our time together as long as we can before she has to go to sleep and back to work. Idk why but that girl just does something to me bruh

YES PLEASE PLEASE <3

SFW BELOW JUST CUTENESS,, ADDING ONTO THIS IDEA

GOD I hc her with,, just awful posture. If she's not around ppl she's Hunched, esp at her desk?? HORROR it sounds like smb stepping on spaghetti when she stands straight.

Bad knees too - she stands a lot when she works bc a lot of her projects are Big, but she also wont,, move her legs in that time?? so after 3 hrs of standing still she goes to take a step and just,, c r a c k l e

ALL OF THIS TO SAY : SHE NEEDS MASSAGES. SO MANY MASSAGES. probably smb to like realign her spine too smdns.

You can tell whether or not its been A Day (tm) based on how long her Sigh is when she steps through the front door smdns.

Sometimes she'll just,, FWOMP into the couch face-first and,, scream quietly.

SHE ABSOLUTELY MELTS IF YOU GIVE HER A MASSAGE <3 she'd have to trust you 100% to let you get that close but?? if you do?? <3

just the most full-throated groan of relief as you work out the kinks in her back?? It feels like massaging cold clay smdns she has so many knots. Your hands are gonna HURT AFTER but,, it'll be worth it <3

AT FIRST ITS LOTS OF,, ANGRY HUFFING ABOUT THE IDIOTS (affectionate) SHE WORKS WITH <3 but eventually it tapers out into little comments about her day, asking about yours, explaining some of the things shes working on, etc.

SHE GETS SO SLEEPY. Her body doesn't hurt anymore so,, she's gonna conk out before you're even done smdnsd. Don't wake her up <3 just wrap her in a blanket and let the poor doctor sleep <3

Its,, just the best sleep ever <3 she feels like she's slept for months. When she wakes up the bags?? under her eyes?? look almost manageable?? she feels energized and cozy all at once??

smooch her

EEEE THIS WAS FUN <3 SOFT RIDLEY MAKES ME HAPPY <3 LMK WHAT Y'ALL THOUGHT

#smndsmd MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS TAKING CARE OF PPL SO THIS MADE ME FERAL #ADORABLE #sfw #reagan ridley x reader #reagan ridley #inside job #inside job x reader #SEE i told y'all i was working on sfw posts mdnsd #CUTE CUTE CUTE I LOVE REAGAN SM <3 #IS RIDLEY A DOCTOR?? i don't think shes ever refered to as Doctor Ridley #we see her degree briefly so smdsmd smb let me know #I HAVE ALMOST AS MANY POSTS QUEUED AS I DO IN MY DRAFTS I AM A GOD #(dont look at my askbox-)#MSNDMSD yall are feral i love it #KISS KISS

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okay so i had an idea and i want your opinion. do you think myc's weird mush-jizz could be used like an aphrodisiac and be used for like. a high of sorts?? like it could heighten your libido maybe? make you hornier than myc and andre themselves???

OHO I'VE ACTUALLY GIVEN THIS SOME THOUGHT

NSFT BELOW, MINORS DNI. Tw for Drugs and related concepts!!

There's literally so much room for fun stuff with Myc's Weird Goo (tm),

I FEEL LIKE IN HIS NORMAL STATE??? It feels like it'd be such a hassle if every time smb came into contact with his cum, they got Exceptionally Horny? I feel like that'd get him caught in some,, Infinite Loops Of Horny with whoever he's having sex with?

snmdsnd then again Myc is,, a very sexual fellow by nature, so maybe he'd like that?

I PERSONALLY,, LOVE THE IDEA OF A 'MATING SEASON' - just,, a few weeks outta the year where his goo is Unharvestable bc of,, Weird Side Effects it tends to have.

The team in charge of Collection can tell when it's,,, Like That, bc its color is a lot closer to Rose or Lavender - a slight tint!! sbdns they basically get a week or two off

Instead, Andre likes to collect it and concoct some Funky Shit. Not only is it fantastic for improving blood flow, but when distilled it?? Has a nigh aphrodisiac property??

Like in its Undistilled state it still gives a Nice Boost to libido but,, when distilled there isn't even a comparison.

Warmth all through the body, practically spreading out from the bones themselves?? Myc swore to god Andre's sweat was glowing at one point.

Hits like a train, lasts for a few hours, and by the end of it you're barely gonna be able to stand but <3333

Andre always takes it when he goes to Orgies. Favorite shit - keeps him from getting drained too fast!!

THESE ARE JUST SOME VAGUE THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER,,, PLEASE ADD MORE IF YOU'VE GOT EM SMDNSDM

#andre x myc #ACCIDENTALLY SMNDSMD #andre lee #myc #magic myc #inside job #nsft #minors dni #I LOVE THE IDEA OF ANDRE CONCOCTING SOME SHIT USING MYC'S GOO AS A BASE <3 TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK SMDNSNMD #LOVELY ASK TYSM <3

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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so i was thinking about AB begging but then i remembered im a sub so like... can you write hcs for AB making YOU beg?? hhhhhh i want him to take control of meeee

GRKKRKRK <333 YES YES OFC I CAN

NSFT BELOW, MINORS DNI

SO LIKE,, IN VAGUE RELATION?? PREPARATORY :

Praise kink <3 he has a praise kink - not in the traditional way of He Wants To Be Told Directly That He's Doing Well (i.e Brett smdns), no he wants the Implied Praise.

Seeing your hands scramble on his clothes to yank him closer. Your fists thumping on the bed bc There Are So Many Good Sensations And You Need To Get The Energy Out Or You'll Lose Your Mind. Instinctive things

AND YES, THE STAR OF THE SHOW, BEGGING <333

Like the first few times you two have sex, his goal definitely isn't to make you beg. <3 he wants his darling human to feel as good as you make him feel

BUT THE FIRST TIME YOU,, RASP OUT A LITTLE 'please' when you get close?? Oh Lord Does That Stir Up Some Feelings <3

IT DEFINITELY EVOLVES FROM THERE THOUGH?? 'please' is too easy - someone can say that mindlessly. He wants full sentences <3333 a complete focus on him and how badly you need him <3!!! <333 EGO BOOST OF THE CENTURY

Making you repeat back phrases to beg, asking you very specific questions about what you're liking best, give him Five Reasons Why He Should Let You Cum Or He's Going To Stop <3

he wants to be able to see you trying to get your brain cells to cooperate!!

HIS FAVORITE PART IS WHEN YOU START SPEAKING NONSENSE <333

like,, that point where you're So Overstimulated That Language Stops Altogether?? You're just crying and nodding and,, vaguely getting out some syllables?? <3333333333333333 the high he gets is unparalleled. The stupid, fucked-out look on your face drives him <33333333 BATSHIT

When you get to that point it's a 50/50 on if he'll Demand You To Answer His Question, just to hear your noises some more.

OR if he's feelin,, softer, he might start murmuring for you to hush <33 and let yourself enjoy it - you've done enough, let him take care of you <3

UHHH nobody saw this post <333 not a soul <33 none of you <33

#RKGRKGKRKGKKGKG #i apologize SINCERELY to everyone who made the choice of following me smdnsmd #GOD AB JUST <333 DOES SMTH TO MY BRAIN I GUESS HUH #SMNDSMD GOOD NIGHT DETROIT #NSFT #MINORS DNI #ALPHA-BETA #ROBOTUS ALPHA-BETA #alpha-beta x reader #robotus alpha-beta x reader #GKRKRGK <333 #<333 side note he likes to pretend he's all Big n Strong but the second you drape your arms around his shoulders and beg against his ear???#ZERO COMPOSURE <333 #*sprinkles extra hcs in the tags for ppl who read through these* its like a reward #idk if i quite explained his Specific Flavor Of Beggin That He Likes Correctly #like he doesn't just want you begging mindlessly he wants you TRYING TO FOCUS. he wants every shred of attention on him.#<333 bc like sure anyone can ramble 'please' but.. hearing you trying to form full-fledged reasons as to why you deserve to c/um??? YEA #YEAYEAYEA THATS HIS FUCKING JAM.#<3333 all AI's have praise k/inks i don't make the rules #ALL OF EM. NONE ARE EXEMPT #IVE NEVER SEEN AN AI/ROBOT WHO DIDN'T HAVE A PR.AISE K.INK #UHHHHH THATS IT GOODBYE HAVE A LOVELY NOIGHTE

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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HI SORRY FOR SOUNDING INSANE PROBABLY but yr writing is. so good, u write everyone so in character and yr posts r easy for my poor peabrain to read cuz theyre formatted so well

this is a really specific request BUT I WAS FROTHING THINKIN ABOUT IT AND i wanted to see yr take on it.... SO andre and his s/o try out like. aaphrodisiacs together. iiiiiii might write smthin about it with my oc who knows but ANYWAYS thank you yr so swag uhh godspeed andre enjoyers <3<3<3

AAA TYSM <3 MSNDS I WORRY SOMETIMES THAT MY FORMATTING IS TOO WACKY, IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT <3

OH ALSO THIS IS,, kinda adding in w/ an ask about Submissive Andre?? SO IF THE PERSON WHO SENT THAT ASK SEES THIS,, THIS ASK HAS A LOTTA THOSE IDEAS IN IT DMSND

NSFT BELOW BC THIS IDEA MAKES ME FERAL, minors dni. Tw : drugs, drug use

IM such a sucker for the Mutual Aphrodisiac Trope. TYSM ANON

Andre will make it himself, ffs this is right up his alley lmao. Drugs that make you horny? Holy fuck???

His S/O already trusts his concoctions 100% - Andre would never think of giving his partner smth that would harm them. He’s an ass, but hes not THAT kind of ass. That’s some Rand shit smdnsd

HONESTLY?? hes surprised at how Intense of a reaction his body has to it?? he kinda expects it to just be a slight buzz or smth bc,, hes taking mass amounts of drugs every day?? like shouldnt he be entirely desensitized??

NOPE this shit hits him like a fucking SEMI.

he’s not sure if its bc he added a little of Myc’s Goo for spice ( not enough for it to wipe memories moreso to just give you two a nice Extra Buzz on top of everything?), or just the CONCEPT of an aphrodisiac is giving him a Placebo(ner),, but LORD,,

it feels like his head is swaddled in a hot, wet cloth? it takes so much energy to even think?? His whole body is,, just shaking itself apart and its the best feeling in the world?

From your perspective he looks ruined? Like you two haven’t even started doing anything yet and he’s already whimpering? you aren’t even sure if he realizes he’s making noise?

It hits you just as hard lmao - your core feels like just,, hot molasses in a stand-mixer. This lovely, hot swirling feeling <3

OK BUT <3

The kisses are hot. Not just sexually - like,, physically there’s heat? You’re pretty sure his entire body is Feverish? Maybe it’s just bc he’s blushing so hard <3

When he’s kissing your neck it feels like,, a warm shower? The feeling just spreads Out and Out and Out from each kiss?? It’s all very messy bc he barely has coordination when he isn’t on Horny Drugs (tm)

Andre really should have had the forethought to take off his pants first because,, his hands are shaking way too hard to even properly grasp the button?? You might be able to catch him begging a bit under his breath?

he just,, straight up gives up eventually and starts grinding against your thigh. sndbs if neither of you have the coordination to get clothes off? it’s gonna be a lot of very needy dry-humping!

Surprisingly?? If the two of you are nude he doesn’t actually take initiative??

You’d kinda expect him to be,, more dominant but tbh he’s just laying back and letting you take control at this point?

When you actually take him in?? he looks like he’s dying?? But like a happy dying smdns this man has the Dopeyest Smile on his face.

His eyes go wide like a deer in headlights,, and his head just,, slowly falls back into the pillows? Every muscle in his body tenses up before going slack. You’re pretty sure he just saw god smdmsnds???

it barely last for a second before he’s writhing under you, half-thrusting, half Wriggling To Get Friction!!

You two definitely find more of a pattern once you start bouncing!!

and my pattern, i mean Andre lays completely limp, begging like his life is one the line while you do all the work smnds

Sometimes he manages a few thrusts but mostly?? Just the combination of sensations and feelings is enough that he just,, lets himself enjoy it.

Its very difficult to tell when he starts to cum bc,,

he’s leaking the entire time, making an absolute mess of everything.

after a while he just Stops making loud noises?? He melts down into,, these Heavy Gasps and Sporadic Shouts. He’ll absolutely talk if you need him to, but he’d rather just let his brain shut off and enjoy it!!

Mostly he just seems to be in a state of pure bliss the entire time? The only time he gets Really Loud again is when you cum - feeling your insides get tight? <3 he’s a mess

Once you two come down from the high?? honestly everything feels a bit sticky, and wet, and you feel a little dizzy?? You’re both exhausted and happy and <3 Andre can’t stop giggling bc of how soft he feels all over??

expect his limbs to be lazily draped over you <3 and some very mushy ramblings about how nice it was to share that experience with you before he Passes The Fuck Out <3

in any case he is,, absolutely using that shit again. Even just in his own free time, if you don’t wanna use them again. Those aphrodisiacs might be his new favorite thing smds.

I DUNNO IF THIS WAS OOC? AAA LMK WHAT Y’ALL THOUGHT!!

#SDMNSD i strive that my posts feel like reading the frantic scribblings of a mad scientist #nsft #minors dni #dr andre x reader #andre #dr andre #dr. andre #inside job x reader #inside job #inside job headcanon #headcanons #asks #I WAS GONNA QUEUE THIS BUT #I REALLY LIKED THIS ONE SO ITS GOING OUT EARLY #SMNDSMD SORRY POSTS HAVE BEEN SPORADIC #IMMA TRY TO QUEUE UP THE REST OF THE STUFF I HAVE WRITTEN AND UP QUEUE FORM 2 TO 5???#SMDNSDM CHAOS #hey someone totally shouldn't send in an ask about M.astur.bation headcanons you have about the gang.#totally not bc i have a bunch of ideas on the matter and want to hear yalls opinions #totally not smdns #WI N K W I N K #ANYWAYS THIS WAS SUPER FUN <3 IM GAY AND GOOEY ANDRE MAKES MY HEART HAPPY #(that way andre's voice gets high when he says 'im peaking and i dont wanna miss this'? yea that <3)#drugs #tw drugs #drug mention #drug use #OK GOOBS LMK WHAT Y'ALL THOUGHT BYEEEE #andre lee #andre lee x reader

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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I feel like Andre would actually be the perfect person to do drugs with if you had never done them before. Like, even if you had never done a drug in your life if you told him you wanted to try he'd be like "ok that's great here's the SMALLEST amount of (drug) so you don't freak out and have a bad trip" and he'd stay with you the whole time to keep an eye on you. Maybe this is just me projecting cuz the first time I experimented with drugs I had a bad trip, but I don't care. I love Andre.

tw : drugs, drug use!!

NO ABSOLUTELY, if there’s anyone to experiment w/ drugs with??? Andre is probably the best choice

Not only does he have an,, extensive collection of Extremely Illegal Substances that he knows are clean, but smb with the experience to take care of you if you start feeling off!!

His place is also Decked Out with anything you might need?? Food, water, teas n drinks. He gets chilly vv easily so plenty of blankets if you start getting chills, etc

He’d probably also be a great person to look after you while you’re high, even if you aren’t having a bad trip?? Considering how often he’s inebriated, he’d probably have a good idea of how to make ppl feel comfy and safe!!

Need someone to hold you for a bit? No problem! He’s also fantastic at distracting you if you start feeling nervous or shaky!! smdns this man could talk for hours about absolutely nothing if you want. Want to go Absolutely Feral? HELL yea he’s always up for causing some chaos smndsd

<3 Andre Lee

#tw drugs #tw drug mention #drug mention #tw drug use #andre lee x reader #andre lee #dr andre lee #andre x reader #dr andre lee x reader #I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT DRUGS SMNDSMD SO LMK IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS!!!#IM GETTING THROUGH ASKSSSSSS I AM UNSTOPPABLE #msndsmd

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Hi I’d like to order a bowl of Extra Spicy Fish Soup, please? With all the weird military/fish-mutant kinks you can think of, please, and hold the onions.

COMIN' RIGHT UP PARDNER *FLICKS HAT LIKE A COWABOYE*

NSFT, MINORS DNI!!

tw : guns!! and threats of violence??

THESE AREN'T REALLY HC'S SO MUCH AS,, A SCENARIO?? [IF ANYBODY WANTS SOME MORE GENERAL HC'S CHECK THESE] BUT,, I REALLY WANTED TO GIVE THIS SPECIFIC IDEA SOME TIME BECAUSE,,,,

GUN KINK GUN KINK GUN KINK GUN-

Listen this man so clearly has a gun kink it's,, insane.

To be fair anyone that into violence is,, gonna be into guns. It's simply inevitable

He definitely has A Couple Scenarios he likes <3

Something about,, having you tied up to a chair with the Single Light Dangling above you? Gently peeling away the blindfold, and seeing your pupils contract?

AKA Roleplaying as Hostage and Interrogator <333

He Always Gets This Look About Him. Like he’s in his element. There’s smth in his eyes that Visibly lights up when you look up at him <333

You can never Quite be sure if his pistol has a bullet in the chamber - he always promises there isn’t, but that doesn’t really register when he lifts it up and presses it to the center of your brow <333

the room is painfully quiet, so the Click of him flicking back the hammer is loud enough to hurt your ears

His voice is shockingly quiet? Not soft by any means, but very very low. Everything sounds like a snarl <3

OH YOU KNOW THAT ACCENT IS PICKING UP <3 he doesn’t even mean to do it - when he gets worked up, his voice just,, Does That.

yknow what? Glenn Deserves Talons. Glenn Deserves To Have Sharp Claws To Trail Down Your Cheek, While He 'Threatens' Your Life <3 I Think He Deserves To Have Those, Dammit.

The 'torture' mostly consists of some <33 lovely touches while you writhe in your seat. Dragging a claw down your trousers to shred the seam? <333

ANOTHER SCENARIO HE LOVES IS <333 lazily holding his gun to your temple while you shine his shoes

THOSE,, BIG OL ARMY BOOTS. STOMPERS. Positively massive. Whichever shoe isn't being polished is on your shoulder, bent knee.

Just,, leaned back all casual in the chair, staring down as you while he enjoys some whiskey? <3

Seeing your,, Big Eyes glancing nervously up at him every once and a while? <333 OHOHO

After a while he might just,, Hoist you to sit on his thigh <3

'You're drippin' like a stuck pig, darlin' <3' LOTS OF <33 THAT SWEET SOUTHERN CHARM. HE'S GOT OODLES TO SPARE.

CALL THIS MAN 'SIR' or ‘CORPORAL’ AND YOU'RE DONE FOR.

Listen he is Strong strong. Always has been, probably always will be smdnsd. He was helping on the family farm before he could remember - he's got strength to spare <3

MEANING YOUR ASS IS GETTING BENT <3 I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, YOU WILL NOT BE WALKING FOR QUITE A WHILE.

Also Awooga Those Chompers Are Sharp <333 expect at least a few marks on your shoulders. He could probably fit your whole throat in his maw with room to spare <3 LOVE BITES ARE FANTASTIC MEMORIES, EVEN IF THEY NEED STITCHES AFTER-

do you ever write smth so viciously horny you are consumed with shame? MSNDMSD GOODNIGHT DETROIT

#glenn dolphman #glenn dolphman x reader #*sighs as i add him to the list*#we have g.igi jr ab glenn and im actively resisting Myc and Brett smndsmd #SXMNSMD BASICALLY WHAT IM SAYIN IS I CANNOT WATCH THE SHOW WITHOUT SQEALING <3 #glenn is just Monsterfu.cking Plus #HE'S LIKE 99% OF THE WAY THEREEE #tw guns #i think mentally i picture him as bigger than he actually is?? BUT FUCK IT HE DESERVES TO BE MASSIVE. BIG STRONG DENSE SOUTHERN ARMY MAN.#hes a bit of a fixer upper <3 its ok we'll get him some therapy #nsft #minors dni #inside job

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