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I was hoping to hear [bonk] in this scene
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swanpyart · 1 year
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I know Tamiko is a terrible mother but it kills me how she is canonically a dude magnet. Like, she attracts the most terrifying men and SOMEHOW convinced them to try and be better just by EXISTING.
In this verse, Keanu Reeves is a bloodthirsty immortal vampire whose killed dozens in his quest for eternal life, and he meets Tamiko and is completely willing to give all of that up and destroy his ties to his brethren in order to grow old with her, when he has no incentive to do so.
Rand Ridley, the king of dysfunction, the most hated character, tried to rewrite reality just for the CHANCE to start over with her.
And Alpha Beta, the genocidal MACHINE that a season ago wanted to END HUMANITY, fell so hard for her that he was completely willing to (presumably) fight to the death over her with Rand.
Just… whatever she has I want it
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overgore · 1 year
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cowboylovin · 2 years
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jrab comic jrab comic
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brie-gaed · 1 year
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“I mean… I don’t mind if you take long fixing me…”
I love him … so much… *sobs*
So… it’s been a while…. *smokebombs and disappears after posting this*
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tenpixelsusie · 8 months
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part 1 of netflix's inside job takes place in late 2021, with episode 1, unpresidented, sometime around november 2021. in said episode, reagan plugs her phone into alpha beta, uploading all current knowledge of the internet, including social media sites like facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc. into his hard drive.
with this information we can conclude that he knows what tumblr sexymen are, and by extension, the onceler, sans undertale, and of course, vriska homestuck.
if we remember the key detail that ALL information on the internet before and during november 2021 were uploaded into his hard drive, we can make the claim that alpha beta knows what undertale/deltarune are, and that key detail starts a domino line of utdr leads to toby fox leads to andrew hussie leads to the reasonable conclusion that he has canonically read homestuck.
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insidejizz · 1 year
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ROBOTUS alpha-beta headcanons
first writing post is gonna be some general headcanons for everyones favorite robot =) feel free to request any other characters , or anything at all 
// he wont outright say it but he. has a bias against bears because of bearo now.
mostly he just makes like petty comments if he sees a bear or anything? calls them stupid and annoying
of course this would quickly change if anyone gave him something that was a bear.
hed make some comment about it, something about how "you must not know me very well if you thought this was a good gift" but also he. wont give it up no matter what.
like if they offered to get him something else? its instantly 'no takebacks live with your choices' because he refuses to genuinely say he likes something that is bear themed.   but he does.
// i think if he had access to more shows (reagan please give him access to ur streaming services PLEASE) he would still love lighthearted cheesy shit like sitcoms
like as much as he enjoys high stakes where humans all die (lol), he finds it a lot more fun to watch shows where its just a bunch of. harmless idiots existing.
the office, parks and rec, schitts creek, etc etc. 
of course this makes him. insufferable to any non-sitcom enjoyer but if you show him other things you can wean him off of it u just gotta find other funny shows
one time he compared reagan to sheldon from big bang theory. he didnt….. mean it to be mean? it was a simple observation, but it did NOT go over well with reagan 
other shows he would enjoy, imo;
the good place
game shows! he gets SO heated watching gameshows bc he will play along and get mad if he cant get the answers right shgsghjdsjgn
columbo
gravity falls
// does not know his own strength sometimes and will just like crush shit in his hand accidentally
like he doesnt. MEAN to but hell be holding something and then flex his hand a little to make sure its not locking up and WHOOPS he crushed that solo cup and now reagan has to fix a beer-logged robot arm
tries to hold a cardboard box gently and just rips holes into it trying to get the right strength grip on the box
with things that are more solid, hes just fine because he can stop when he feels resistance and know he's holding it firmly but not breaking anything
but with fragile things? there is no resistance and then its broken and hes like. aw fuck
// myc gave him a furby at one point. said he found it in storage and it reminded him of ab because it never shuts up and runs on batteries.
ab HATES it. absolutely loathes the thing. it sets a bad example for robotkind, its UGLY, its ANNOYING, and he CANT MAKE IT SHUT UP.
has taken out the batteries before . insists that it kept going even after he took them out so he just put them back in anyway
( in reality he took the batteries out, got lonely, and put them back in)
he gave it a name but its like. a WEIRD ASS name. its essentially just a glitch noise
said he did it bc "no human should ever be allowed to sully its name" which is. oddly endearing in his own way
if you are able to sneak up on him you might be able to hear him cooing at the furby. plots world domination with it like an evil mastermind and his cat
// WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT AND ONLY REAGAN KNOWS BC THEY SHARE THE SAME STREAMING SERVICES BUT…….. he LOVES my little pony. specifically equestria girls
cried watching the first equestria girls movie, refuses to admit he cried watching the first equestria girls movie.
he also… secretly imagines the gang as the mane six? it wasnt hard for him to decide who was who and he will just sit there during meetings like "haha that is SO rainbowdash of you myc…."
(if youre interested, his assignments are :)
myc ; rainbow dash
glenn ; applejack
gigi ; rarity
reagan ; twilight sparkle
andre ; pinkie pie
brett ; both spike and fluttershy. ab will argue for both and he will win the argument.
(btw he sees himself as sunset shimmer<3<3<3<3)
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mentally13 · 1 year
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The difference is that the illuminati are assholes and cognito are assholes who have fun
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i-post-brett · 1 year
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reagan move ur cup
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flufficity · 1 year
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Found him for a frame or two in the new trailer
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baby boy and evil one (no)
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swanpyart · 1 year
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Inside Job/ Chainsaw Man AU!
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I've gone insane from lack of Inside Job content and have used my new Chainsaw Man obsession to cope, so y'all get a crossover AU!
Reagan works for the Public Safety Devil Hunters Bureau in America, and acts as their lead roboticist for developing Anti-Devil technology. To do so, she's made a deal with the Machine Devil in exchange for her eye. Determined to take the lead at her organization, Reagan hopes to climb up the ranks and kill as many Devils as she can - and prove to her awful father that she doesn't need him to run the company.
The Machine Devil insists on being called Alpha-Beta, and takes a physical form similiar to the president (which only serves to make him more unsettling). While he's settled into his deal with Reagan for now, his true goal involves using her to get to Earth and take over the world.
I'll draw the rest of the gang at some point
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overgore · 1 year
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birthday gift for @cowboylovin if you dont wish him happy birthday right now you are a fake lynn overgore fan ‼️
i love you bunches! have a safe and awesome birthday. ❤️ mwauh
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cowboylovin · 2 years
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Babygirl please come home
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brie-gaed · 1 year
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"If you weren't my husband, you'd be d*ad..."
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As soon as i find a gremlin to fixate on... the show gets cancelled...
I can't 🚶‍♂️
♡Reblogs over likes ♡
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tenpixelsusie · 2 years
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mods are asleep post alpha beta
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